What evil can a dog have?

Manager Xiang Feng accompanied the director for a drink and dinner tonight, so he brought Fu Dishen to accompany him.When they were almost done drinking, Fu Dishen hurried up to send Xiang Feng home.After sending Xiang Feng off, it was already late at night. Fu Dishen drove home non-stop. He didn't have enough food for the night. On the way, he saw a discount at the cake shop, so he ran to buy a discounted bread roll.

Back home, Chichi was still angry, and when he heard Fu Dishen open the door, he simply waved his little tail to express his welcome, and then slept in the kennel, completely ignoring Fu Dishen.

Fu Dishen was tired at the moment, put the cake on the coffee table, and collapsed on the sofa.

"Chichi," Fu Dishen called his name, "Come here and give me a hug, okay?"

Chichi pointed her butt at him, thinking about why the majestic Beimingxuan Lord would argue with a pillow, then ran over and sat in Fu Dishen's arms.Putting his head on Fu Dishen's hand, Chi Chi was still unhappy.In the past, when Fu Dishen came home, Chi Chi would sit at the door to welcome him, wagging his little tail. Maybe it was because the matter of sterilization in the morning provoked Chi Chi, so Fu Dishen hugged it and kissed it twice.

Chi Chi pushed the person away with a paw: You...have no shame!

But Fu Dishen looked extremely tired, lying on the sofa and didn't want to move, Fu Dishen hugged Chi Chi and sighed.He is hungry and tired now, and he doesn't want to move a finger.But not eating at night is bad for the stomach, so Fu Di reached out to reach the cake box, opened it and stuffed a piece into his mouth randomly.It's very sweet, I didn't expect the discounted cake to be so delicious.

Chi Chi watched him eat, feeling greedy too, so Fu Di took a small piece of cake and stuffed it into Chi Chi's mouth.

The scent of the cake just melted in Chi Chi's mouth, and it disappeared after a while.Chichi barked twice.

You are killing the dog!Give so little!

Fu Di saw that he liked it, so he tore a large piece and fed it to Chi Chi.After eating the cake, Fu Dishen went to take a shower, and brushed his hair on the bed without drying it.Chichi followed and jumped onto the bed. Fu Dishen didn't bother to care about him, so he casually dragged the dog's legs into his arms, and fell asleep in his arms.

Chi Chi kicked him twice and found that he couldn't wake up.He quickly turned into a human body and rubbed Fu Di's wet head.

"You haven't blown your hair yet, you will catch a cold, will you take care of yourself? You still want to cut my balls, sooner or later you will cut your balls, stupid pillow!"

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but Chichi still hugged Fu Dishen, helped him dry his hair with the spiritual power in his hands, and covered him with a quilt.

Crawling out of Fu Di's deep arms, Lu Chi opened the window, stood on the window sill, and jumped down.His long white hair streaked across the air, like a bright moon and silver light.Lu Chi didn't land on the ground, but stepped on the top of a tree and jumped.He came here for no other reason, just now Xi He sent him a message, asking him to eat barbecue.

Hearing about the barbecue, Lu Chi took good care of Fu Dishen and flew to Xi He's house.It wasn't that he was greedy for the delicacies of the human world, but at Fu Dishen's house, in order to provide himself with sufficient nutrition, Fu Dishen forced him to eat dog food that was hard to swallow every day.Occasionally sneaking some snacks, and being scolded by Fu Di, he couldn't lift his head.Sometimes, when I was greedy for Fu Dishen's food, I said "Excessive salt content is not good for your health" and "This internet says you can't eat it" and blocked the way back.

But those dogs can eat, the taste is too bland for Lu Chi, and he is lonely after eating.

When he got to the place, Lu Chi realized that not only was he, but Sang Yu was also there.

Sang Yu was helping Xi He bring the beer out of the refrigerator. He looked up and saw Lu Chi, took a step back subconsciously, and winked at Xi He: "You didn't tell me that he would come too!"

If he had known that Mr. Beimingxuan was here, Sang Yu would not have stayed one more night to catch up with Xi He.

Sang Yu is afraid of dogs, and the one he is most afraid of in this world is Lord Beimingxuan.

"I want to eat barbecue!" Sang Yu was afraid of Lu Chi's fangs, but Lu Chi didn't take this matter to heart at all, and he didn't intend to scare Sang Yu, but he was just cash-strapped, so he went to Gou Chen Shanggong to ask for some It's just money.Now that he came in, Lu Chi went straight to the dining table without even looking at Sang Yu.

"This is hundreds of years without eating?" Xi He watched Lu Chi go straight to the dining table, the dog's paws stretched out on the plate, and quickly reached out and knocked on Lu Chi's head, "Fu Dishen feeds you so much every day, Haven't fed you yet?"

fed?What feeds you?

Upon hearing this, Sang Yu looked up at Lu Chi, but after listening to it, he realized that what they were talking about was really just eating, which was completely different from what he thought.

Two gods and one demon came to the dining table, Sang Yu didn't like spicy and greasy food, and lived like a healthy old man, holding a teacup to watch the fun.I also want to comment in my heart that Lu Chi's food looks ugly, there are chili flakes standing on the corner of his mouth, he doesn't look like a heavenly emperor at all.

In the middle of the meal, Xi He talked about what Sang Yu came to his office yesterday to talk about: "I called you here to trouble you. Two people died inexplicably in the human world. Sang Yu sent priests to investigate, but they didn't. If there is any clue, do you think you can spare some time to help?"

"Death for no reason? Isn't this a normal thing in the human world? You need to trouble me." Lu Chi bit the chicken wing and put on an expression of "I'm expensive and you don't deserve it".

But all I can think about is, this skewer is delicious, next time I want to eat with Shen Shen.When will we tell Shen Shen Gou and Lu Chi that they are the same person?

"One of them is Xue Hu. You should remember this name. He used to be a courtier in Northern Xinjiang. Later, because of a mistake, his bones were removed and he was demoted to the mortal world." Sang Yu took the initiative to answer Lu Chi's question. He sniffed the air The smell of barbecue filled the air, and swallowed, "Yan Luo couldn't receive his soul, and the book of life and death didn't match, so he came to me. I didn't take it seriously at first, so I sent two little fairy officials at random. I went to check, but I didn't expect to find nothing."

"Xue Hu?"

He said he was a fairy official from Beijiang, but Lu Chi, who is Lord Beimingxuan, had no impression of him at all: "Didn't all the immortals in Beijiang die in the battle between immortals and demons? one."

Thousands of years ago, the Demon Realm suddenly tore up the agreement and stormed the Immortal Realm.But for some reason, the Demon Realm did not choose to start with the beautiful Kunlun Mountains or Dongfang Penglai, but led a mighty army into the northern border, which is snowy all the year round and extremely difficult to conquer.

At that time, the killing was so dark and dark, but after this battle, all the forces of the demon world were wiped out.But correspondingly, the land of northern Xinjiang, which was snowing all the year round, also suffered heavy losses. Even the northern emperor Bei Mingxuan was seriously injured and refused to come out of seclusion for many years.The battle was fierce, the emperor was seriously injured, and the whole northern border suddenly became a mess.At that time, the immortals in northern Xinjiang had no masters. Some immortals simply returned their immortal titles to hide in the human world, and some belonged to Kunlun, Penglai Island or Gochen Shanggong.

To put it bluntly, Jun Luchi of Beimingxuan was seriously injured. He finally recovered from his cultivation.

My heart is cold and cold.

Unfortunately, Sang Yu, the Heavenly Emperor of Gochen Shanggong who had just taken office, came over to fan the flames at this time, saying that Lord Bei Mingxuan would worship in Gochen Shanggong, so that he would be sure to eat well and drink spicy food.Isn't this just rushing to scold Lu Chi for being an empty shell of Heavenly Emperor, who is useless and can't even be looked down upon by his subjects?

So their Liangzi took over at this time. At that time, Lu Chi had a bad temper, thinking that I had nothing in northern Xinjiang, and was useless except an ice palace for sleeping. There are, don't blame me for grabbing them all.

This is how the legend of Mr. Beimingxuan demolished his house and robbed him later.

Although Lu Chi didn't know Xue Hu, and he didn't have much friendship with these old ministers who left him and ran away, but after all, it was the immortal official from Northern Xinjiang who died, and he slapped Lu Chi in the face when he said it.Lu Chi hesitated for a moment, but still accepted the task.

Sang Yu thought that he would push back three times and four times, but he did not expect to agree so readily, which is not at all like Beimingxuan Lord's unreliable appearance.

"What's wrong, I'm a heavenly emperor after all, and I'm not as unreasonable as you think." Lu Chi reached out and grabbed a roasted lamb kidney, "By the way, call me Lu Chi from now on, don't call me Beimingxuanjun Beimingxuanjun , Listen to my headache."

"Got it, Lu Chi." Sang Yu looked at Xi He and Lu Chi's delicious food, and couldn't help but smoked a piece of grilled chicken wings to eat, "Whoever named you sounds like Lu Chi."

Lu Chi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and reached out to take the last piece of mutton skewer left on the table.

After Xi He saw it, he immediately reached out to snatch it: "You ate all the mutton skewers, you leave me a skewer!"

"You don't have to order any more!" Lu Chi ignored him, and quickly stuffed the mutton skewers into his mouth, "Stingy man! I order these dishes when I come to your house for dinner! There's not enough to fit between my teeth."

Unable to see Xi He and Lu Chi grabbing food, Sang Yu put on a rich woman's pose, took out a pearl and put it on the table: "Buy some more food, I want to eat it too."

Xi He twisted the bead and looked at it. The quality was good, but unfortunately it was a dead thing with no spiritual power at all. In the heaven, it was like garbage among garbage.But if it wasn't for the dead things, Sang Yu wouldn't have given them to him.

So Xi He ordered a few more dishes, and waited for the delivery man to bring them over. The three of them ate and drank, and they didn't go back until midnight.

Fu Di got up the next day and looked at Chi Chi sleeping in his arms, sleeping with his eyes closed, like a ball of soft milk tofu.Fu Di deeply wanted to tease the dog, pinched Chi Chi's ears, scratched its stomach, and blew into its nose.

Chichi fell asleep, and didn't respond to Fu Dishen's molesting behavior at all. He just felt his nose itch, pushed Fu Dishen's hand with his front paws, and yawned.

Fu Di deeply grasped its little paw, and when he was about to pull it over for a kiss, he suddenly smelled a strange smell.

Have Chichi's dog's paws been marinated in sauce? Why does it smell like barbecue?