Yunyang Novelist Luanbu
Chapter 62 We Are Robbers
While Luanbu was still doing boring interviews in the port mafia, Xia Youjie came back from his hometown ahead of schedule.Then, Ranpo still doesn't quite know what Osamu Dazai, who is always smiling, is going to do, but he is not particularly curious either.Now, as soon as he returned to Jugao, he saw Xia Youjie bringing handmade sushi as a snack for Jugao's teachers and students, and he forgot about the port mafia.
This hand-mixed sushi is a bit like a seafood rice bowl. The red fish is marinated first, and then put on the vinegared rice. At the end, it is sprinkled with perilla, white sesame and seaweed strips, which is hand-mixed sushi.
"There are old people in my hometown who have a big birthday, and many of them are assigned to our family. I went back to school early, and my parents said they couldn't finish it, so I brought them all." Xia Youjie put a bowl of hand-mixed sushi for Luanbu in a bowl. There is a lot of tuna meat, "Eat it quickly."
Gojo Satoru glanced at what was in the Ranbu bowl, and then stared at his own bowl filled with vinegared rice and sliced red ginger, and couldn't help but "tsk".
"What kind of discrimination is this?"
"Ranbu is at work anyway, what did you do at school?" Xia Youjie said while helping Luanbu pour the soy sauce, seeing that Luanbu started to eat, he looked at Wujo Wu who was still holding a bowl and said, "Do you like to eat or not?"
"..."
Gojo Satoru knew that his family had suffered a lot from his friends, but in comparison with Ranpo Edogawa, he found that he was so pitiful.It was rare for Xia Youjie to bring food from his hometown, so how could Wutiaowu not eat it?But before eating, Gojo Satoru had to lift himself up.
"I know where there are better chirashi sushi. But you brought them here specially, and I always want to give you some face."
Xia Youjie ruthlessly corrected Gojo Wu's blind spot in knowledge: "This is hand-mixed sushi. If you don't understand, ask first." As soon as he said this, Luanbu and Jiaruizi burst into laughter at the same time with a "puchi" .
Gojo Satoru turned his head and glared at Ranpo and Iauri Nitzi, and said, "You don't even know what chirashi is?"
"It's like hand-rolled sushi." Ranpo said while shaking his head.
Wujo Wu can be confused, so naturally hand-mixed sushi and chirashi sushi look very similar.Luanbu is picking up people's teeth, Wutiaowu immediately mocked: "You are the smartest."
"I'm the smartest!"
Ranpo responded fluently to this irony.
Gojo Satoru should say that Luanbu is the thickest in the world.Gojo Satoru winked at Ranpo before he began to eat hand-mixed sushi.Ranbu also stuck out his tongue.
Xia Youjie tilted his head. Judging from their state, nothing should have happened, so he asked again: "Have you seen no trace of Xiao Hei recently?"
This "Little Black" is the humanoid curse spirit.Its means are nothing more than ordinary people's insidious means of harming people, but the most troublesome thing is that it is impossible to guard against, and it penetrates everywhere. Recently, there have been cases of instigating ordinary people to assassinate.Fortunately, it didn't dare to take the initiative to approach the curse height, so as long as it wandered around the curse height, there was always a time to breathe.
Ranpo's book about "Xiao Hei" has only just started. He should have been urged to write it, but Ranpo is the kind of person who can't write it if he is forced to do so. Last time he was forced to write a book, he was able to fight several weeks.Naturally, Xia Youjie would not force him, and then Wutiao Wu swore that he could deal with it anytime and anywhere, so he could only take one step at a time.
When asked about Xiao Hei's situation now, Xia Youjie thought that this curse spirit had already gained wisdom, and with its sinister and treacherous personality, it might become more and more difficult to deal with.
"I met it, but let it escape." Gojo Satoru recalled the situation and said, "But the curse spirit has become smarter than last time, and he remembered to hide in the shadow when he escaped." At that time, I also knew that Gojo Satoru couldn't watch Ranbu drown, leaving him at a loss.
In fact, Wujo Satoru still feels that it is still very miraculous.Luanbu doesn't know how many times he has experienced life and death, and now he can still eat and drink, and live happily, and he doesn't know whether he is big-hearted or carefree.
"When I came back this time, I actually had an idea-"If you meet Xiao Hei, leave it to me, and I will take it away."I want to absorb it. "
Such a wise mantra spirit is relatively rare.Furthermore, Wujo Wu's strength has improved by leaps and bounds now, but he is still walking in place, and the gap between the two will only become wider and wider as time goes by.
Luanbu raised his head from the bowl, and quickly responded: "No, I don't feel very good. What if I can't control it when I absorb it?" The curse spirit became more and more poisonous during the time period when it was left alone. What should You Jie do if he is affected by it?
Hearing what Luanbu said, Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Up to now, there is no curse spirit that I can't control. Xiao Hei is special, but not that special." Moreover, Gojo Wu's progress has given him a lot of help. pressure.
Seeing that Luanbu was still staring at him, Xia Youjie continued, "Although Luanbu can guess many things correctly, he shouldn't be able to guess the things he doesn't know well, right?"
Xia Youjie has already said that, so it is meaningless for Luanbu to continue to insist.
This is not something that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences. Now that Xia Youjie is eager for quick success, let him sit in the classroom to learn theoretical knowledge steadily, or continue to hone it in various tasks of different levels. Said the effect is not significant.
Now, the most important thing for Xia Youjie is to constantly have a powerful mantra.
Xia Youjie saw that Luanbu was hesitant to speak, but somehow still felt that Luanbu was essentially trying to persuade himself.But Xia Youjie didn't need others to persuade him now, he even felt that Luanbu was too much to worry about.So he pretended not to see the little expression of Ranbu.
Wujo Wu now knows that Xia Youjie is very anxious about his progress, although he doesn't know the specific mentality - it may be because after fighting Fu Heisher, he feels that his strength is far from what he imagined. Gojo Satoru doesn't know whether it's because his peers are progressing faster than he imagined, whether it's his self-esteem that's causing trouble, or his competitive spirit. Paddle in the water to touch fish and walk in place.
Seeing that Ranpo's expression didn't calm down, Gojo Satoru kicked him under the table.Seeing Gojo Satoru coming to find fault again, Luanbu immediately counterattacked under the table, but he couldn't kick Gojo Satoru who was the farthest, his face swelled up with anger, making Gojo Satoru laugh out loud.
Xia Youjie laughed and said, "Wu, stop bullying Luanbu."
Gojo Satoru said no, while continuing to shuffle around with his feet.Ranbu leaned on the table with both hands to borrow strength, and when he saw Gojo Satoru's toes stretched out, he stepped on it as if he was knocking a mole.Seeing that Ranbu was working so hard, Wujo Wu put one hand on the table, and watched more calmly that he couldn't step on it no matter how hard he tried.
This is the basic operation of force ceiling.
"Jie!" Luanbu raised his head and shouted at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie directly gave Wutiao Wu an iron fist.After Gojo Gojo groaned in pain, Ranpo clapped his hands.
"What's there to be proud of? If there is no Jie, you can only be bullied to death by me." Gojo Satoru made faces at Edogawa Ranpo.
What followed was the usual daily quarrel, and the Jiarui Nizi ate all the good things first amidst the noise.
After the meal of hand-made sushi was over, Ranpo was about to go back to the room, Gojo Satoshi followed his footsteps when he saw that he was alone.And Ranbu put his hands into his sleeves, and seeing Gojo Satoru following behind him, he subconsciously quickened his pace.Only then did he quicken his pace, and Gojo Satoru over there followed unhurriedly, completely showing off his 1.9-meter-high advantage.
Luan Bu subconsciously stopped, raised his head and asked, "What are you going to do?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was pulled into a nearby empty classroom by Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru asked, "Why did you tell Jie not to want that little black just now? Are you just worried that Jie might be affected? Or are you sure he will be affected?"
Ranbu has no way to predict things and directions he has not seen, but he has seen Xiaohei's growth rate, from hiding and doing pranks to instigating and bewitching others. Suppressed.Because there is no evidence to prove what did not happen, or Luanbu is not good at doing things that are deliberately guided, so he has no way to prove it now.not to mention--
"I told you, do you believe me?"
Gojo Satoru naturally wouldn't just say the letter, and he didn't come here to hold Luanbu in favor of him, blindly believing and supporting someone's statement would only make him look stupid.But Gojo Satoru actually believed in Ranpo's judgment. Now he picked up an empty chair and sat down directly, propping his chin on the back of the chair and saying something very real: "Prevent problems before they happen."
"I have no idea."
Ranpo is not like Ayanokōji who is practical. If he throws a problem, he will immediately solve the problem from the root, and propose three or four methods.This may be related to his habits. He is more used to controlling changes after things happen, because he is too lazy.Just like a person with procrastination, until the last moment, he always feels that he has time and opportunity, so just do it slowly.
"Don't you know how to write curse spirits?" Gojo Wu had actually thought about this question before. Since Luanbu could write curse spirits, then it would be better for Wujo Wu to weaken his strength and leave it to Xia Youjie. "If you want to help Jie, wouldn't you write a better curse spirit than Xiao Hei?"
Luanbu tilted his head: "You want to help me?"
Ranbu had thought about this problem before, but he himself would not get rid of the curse spirit.Now that Xia Youjie's strength is limited, he might not be the opponent of the curse spirit written by Luanbu.
Ranpo's questioning tone made Wujo Satoru very dissatisfied, and he gave him a chestnut on his forehead very simply.
"Isn't it natural for me to help you? What's your attitude?"
Luanbu was hit by him so that there was a "buzzing" sound in his head, and he covered his head with his hands.It took me a long time to find my voice.
He's clearly talking about cooperation, but why is Gojo Satoru so violent?
"Why do you keep hitting me?!" If Xia Youjie wasn't here now, he would have resisted this violent white hair!
Gojo Satoru likes Luanbu, who wants to resist but can't do anything about himself, the way he feels aggrieved and aggrieved.
"I like it."
Luanbu puffed up one cheek, sat on the chair farthest from Gojo Satoru and said, "I don't have a good subject to write about right now. But I think of a useful mantra."
"Which one?" Wujo Satoru asked.
"Do you know the man with the scar? He has a scar on his mouth, he's a bit old and lazy, but he's not too old."
Gojo Satoru knew that he was talking about Fuheshier, but the series of adjectives later made him a little unclear who he was talking about.
Luanbu saw that he didn't know who he was talking about, with a big bag on his head, and said proudly: "Look at you, I'll say you're not smart, right?"
"..."
Gojo Satoru wanted to reward him with another chestnut.
"Let me think about his name, it's... well, well... anyway, I know where he lives. He's not a magician, but he has a very good magic spirit, which can hide a lot of weapons."
"It's that Zenyuan Shier." Gojo Wu confirmed the name of the person Luanbu said, but he didn't know the other party's marriage for the time being, and now he wondered how many labels this guy put on people. "When you say that, I do remember seeing that curse spirit. When are you going to grab it directly?"
Ranpo's pupils dilated: "Are we robbers?"
"Then how much will you pay for it?"
With Fu Heisher's greedy temperament, it is estimated that the price will be sky-high.
Ranpo has been visiting the mafia for a long time recently, and he thought that under the arrangement of Ayanokoji, he would always become the leader of the port mafia.
So Luanbu nodded, and said solemnly: "We are robbers."
This hand-mixed sushi is a bit like a seafood rice bowl. The red fish is marinated first, and then put on the vinegared rice. At the end, it is sprinkled with perilla, white sesame and seaweed strips, which is hand-mixed sushi.
"There are old people in my hometown who have a big birthday, and many of them are assigned to our family. I went back to school early, and my parents said they couldn't finish it, so I brought them all." Xia Youjie put a bowl of hand-mixed sushi for Luanbu in a bowl. There is a lot of tuna meat, "Eat it quickly."
Gojo Satoru glanced at what was in the Ranbu bowl, and then stared at his own bowl filled with vinegared rice and sliced red ginger, and couldn't help but "tsk".
"What kind of discrimination is this?"
"Ranbu is at work anyway, what did you do at school?" Xia Youjie said while helping Luanbu pour the soy sauce, seeing that Luanbu started to eat, he looked at Wujo Wu who was still holding a bowl and said, "Do you like to eat or not?"
"..."
Gojo Satoru knew that his family had suffered a lot from his friends, but in comparison with Ranpo Edogawa, he found that he was so pitiful.It was rare for Xia Youjie to bring food from his hometown, so how could Wutiaowu not eat it?But before eating, Gojo Satoru had to lift himself up.
"I know where there are better chirashi sushi. But you brought them here specially, and I always want to give you some face."
Xia Youjie ruthlessly corrected Gojo Wu's blind spot in knowledge: "This is hand-mixed sushi. If you don't understand, ask first." As soon as he said this, Luanbu and Jiaruizi burst into laughter at the same time with a "puchi" .
Gojo Satoru turned his head and glared at Ranpo and Iauri Nitzi, and said, "You don't even know what chirashi is?"
"It's like hand-rolled sushi." Ranpo said while shaking his head.
Wujo Wu can be confused, so naturally hand-mixed sushi and chirashi sushi look very similar.Luanbu is picking up people's teeth, Wutiaowu immediately mocked: "You are the smartest."
"I'm the smartest!"
Ranpo responded fluently to this irony.
Gojo Satoru should say that Luanbu is the thickest in the world.Gojo Satoru winked at Ranpo before he began to eat hand-mixed sushi.Ranbu also stuck out his tongue.
Xia Youjie tilted his head. Judging from their state, nothing should have happened, so he asked again: "Have you seen no trace of Xiao Hei recently?"
This "Little Black" is the humanoid curse spirit.Its means are nothing more than ordinary people's insidious means of harming people, but the most troublesome thing is that it is impossible to guard against, and it penetrates everywhere. Recently, there have been cases of instigating ordinary people to assassinate.Fortunately, it didn't dare to take the initiative to approach the curse height, so as long as it wandered around the curse height, there was always a time to breathe.
Ranpo's book about "Xiao Hei" has only just started. He should have been urged to write it, but Ranpo is the kind of person who can't write it if he is forced to do so. Last time he was forced to write a book, he was able to fight several weeks.Naturally, Xia Youjie would not force him, and then Wutiao Wu swore that he could deal with it anytime and anywhere, so he could only take one step at a time.
When asked about Xiao Hei's situation now, Xia Youjie thought that this curse spirit had already gained wisdom, and with its sinister and treacherous personality, it might become more and more difficult to deal with.
"I met it, but let it escape." Gojo Satoru recalled the situation and said, "But the curse spirit has become smarter than last time, and he remembered to hide in the shadow when he escaped." At that time, I also knew that Gojo Satoru couldn't watch Ranbu drown, leaving him at a loss.
In fact, Wujo Satoru still feels that it is still very miraculous.Luanbu doesn't know how many times he has experienced life and death, and now he can still eat and drink, and live happily, and he doesn't know whether he is big-hearted or carefree.
"When I came back this time, I actually had an idea-"If you meet Xiao Hei, leave it to me, and I will take it away."I want to absorb it. "
Such a wise mantra spirit is relatively rare.Furthermore, Wujo Wu's strength has improved by leaps and bounds now, but he is still walking in place, and the gap between the two will only become wider and wider as time goes by.
Luanbu raised his head from the bowl, and quickly responded: "No, I don't feel very good. What if I can't control it when I absorb it?" The curse spirit became more and more poisonous during the time period when it was left alone. What should You Jie do if he is affected by it?
Hearing what Luanbu said, Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Up to now, there is no curse spirit that I can't control. Xiao Hei is special, but not that special." Moreover, Gojo Wu's progress has given him a lot of help. pressure.
Seeing that Luanbu was still staring at him, Xia Youjie continued, "Although Luanbu can guess many things correctly, he shouldn't be able to guess the things he doesn't know well, right?"
Xia Youjie has already said that, so it is meaningless for Luanbu to continue to insist.
This is not something that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences. Now that Xia Youjie is eager for quick success, let him sit in the classroom to learn theoretical knowledge steadily, or continue to hone it in various tasks of different levels. Said the effect is not significant.
Now, the most important thing for Xia Youjie is to constantly have a powerful mantra.
Xia Youjie saw that Luanbu was hesitant to speak, but somehow still felt that Luanbu was essentially trying to persuade himself.But Xia Youjie didn't need others to persuade him now, he even felt that Luanbu was too much to worry about.So he pretended not to see the little expression of Ranbu.
Wujo Wu now knows that Xia Youjie is very anxious about his progress, although he doesn't know the specific mentality - it may be because after fighting Fu Heisher, he feels that his strength is far from what he imagined. Gojo Satoru doesn't know whether it's because his peers are progressing faster than he imagined, whether it's his self-esteem that's causing trouble, or his competitive spirit. Paddle in the water to touch fish and walk in place.
Seeing that Ranpo's expression didn't calm down, Gojo Satoru kicked him under the table.Seeing Gojo Satoru coming to find fault again, Luanbu immediately counterattacked under the table, but he couldn't kick Gojo Satoru who was the farthest, his face swelled up with anger, making Gojo Satoru laugh out loud.
Xia Youjie laughed and said, "Wu, stop bullying Luanbu."
Gojo Satoru said no, while continuing to shuffle around with his feet.Ranbu leaned on the table with both hands to borrow strength, and when he saw Gojo Satoru's toes stretched out, he stepped on it as if he was knocking a mole.Seeing that Ranbu was working so hard, Wujo Wu put one hand on the table, and watched more calmly that he couldn't step on it no matter how hard he tried.
This is the basic operation of force ceiling.
"Jie!" Luanbu raised his head and shouted at Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie directly gave Wutiao Wu an iron fist.After Gojo Gojo groaned in pain, Ranpo clapped his hands.
"What's there to be proud of? If there is no Jie, you can only be bullied to death by me." Gojo Satoru made faces at Edogawa Ranpo.
What followed was the usual daily quarrel, and the Jiarui Nizi ate all the good things first amidst the noise.
After the meal of hand-made sushi was over, Ranpo was about to go back to the room, Gojo Satoshi followed his footsteps when he saw that he was alone.And Ranbu put his hands into his sleeves, and seeing Gojo Satoru following behind him, he subconsciously quickened his pace.Only then did he quicken his pace, and Gojo Satoru over there followed unhurriedly, completely showing off his 1.9-meter-high advantage.
Luan Bu subconsciously stopped, raised his head and asked, "What are you going to do?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was pulled into a nearby empty classroom by Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru asked, "Why did you tell Jie not to want that little black just now? Are you just worried that Jie might be affected? Or are you sure he will be affected?"
Ranbu has no way to predict things and directions he has not seen, but he has seen Xiaohei's growth rate, from hiding and doing pranks to instigating and bewitching others. Suppressed.Because there is no evidence to prove what did not happen, or Luanbu is not good at doing things that are deliberately guided, so he has no way to prove it now.not to mention--
"I told you, do you believe me?"
Gojo Satoru naturally wouldn't just say the letter, and he didn't come here to hold Luanbu in favor of him, blindly believing and supporting someone's statement would only make him look stupid.But Gojo Satoru actually believed in Ranpo's judgment. Now he picked up an empty chair and sat down directly, propping his chin on the back of the chair and saying something very real: "Prevent problems before they happen."
"I have no idea."
Ranpo is not like Ayanokōji who is practical. If he throws a problem, he will immediately solve the problem from the root, and propose three or four methods.This may be related to his habits. He is more used to controlling changes after things happen, because he is too lazy.Just like a person with procrastination, until the last moment, he always feels that he has time and opportunity, so just do it slowly.
"Don't you know how to write curse spirits?" Gojo Wu had actually thought about this question before. Since Luanbu could write curse spirits, then it would be better for Wujo Wu to weaken his strength and leave it to Xia Youjie. "If you want to help Jie, wouldn't you write a better curse spirit than Xiao Hei?"
Luanbu tilted his head: "You want to help me?"
Ranbu had thought about this problem before, but he himself would not get rid of the curse spirit.Now that Xia Youjie's strength is limited, he might not be the opponent of the curse spirit written by Luanbu.
Ranpo's questioning tone made Wujo Satoru very dissatisfied, and he gave him a chestnut on his forehead very simply.
"Isn't it natural for me to help you? What's your attitude?"
Luanbu was hit by him so that there was a "buzzing" sound in his head, and he covered his head with his hands.It took me a long time to find my voice.
He's clearly talking about cooperation, but why is Gojo Satoru so violent?
"Why do you keep hitting me?!" If Xia Youjie wasn't here now, he would have resisted this violent white hair!
Gojo Satoru likes Luanbu, who wants to resist but can't do anything about himself, the way he feels aggrieved and aggrieved.
"I like it."
Luanbu puffed up one cheek, sat on the chair farthest from Gojo Satoru and said, "I don't have a good subject to write about right now. But I think of a useful mantra."
"Which one?" Wujo Satoru asked.
"Do you know the man with the scar? He has a scar on his mouth, he's a bit old and lazy, but he's not too old."
Gojo Satoru knew that he was talking about Fuheshier, but the series of adjectives later made him a little unclear who he was talking about.
Luanbu saw that he didn't know who he was talking about, with a big bag on his head, and said proudly: "Look at you, I'll say you're not smart, right?"
"..."
Gojo Satoru wanted to reward him with another chestnut.
"Let me think about his name, it's... well, well... anyway, I know where he lives. He's not a magician, but he has a very good magic spirit, which can hide a lot of weapons."
"It's that Zenyuan Shier." Gojo Wu confirmed the name of the person Luanbu said, but he didn't know the other party's marriage for the time being, and now he wondered how many labels this guy put on people. "When you say that, I do remember seeing that curse spirit. When are you going to grab it directly?"
Ranpo's pupils dilated: "Are we robbers?"
"Then how much will you pay for it?"
With Fu Heisher's greedy temperament, it is estimated that the price will be sky-high.
Ranpo has been visiting the mafia for a long time recently, and he thought that under the arrangement of Ayanokoji, he would always become the leader of the port mafia.
So Luanbu nodded, and said solemnly: "We are robbers."
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