[Attack on Titan] If you don't die, you won't die

"Gogogo! Run, run, run! Hey! Those who lag behind will have their legs chopped off! Run faster, you group of soft-footed beasts!"

The last few days of training, that is, the racetrack.

According to legend, this is the skill of exercising the speed of escape and how to increase the speed of escape on horseback. It is said that this skill is commonly used in investigations outside the wall, and it is compulsory.

This is one of the life-and-death stunts - escape technique!

Really, I finally got rid of the large group dormitory and was able to occupy a small room by myself. As a result... every day is equivalent to sleeping time, and the time in that small room is pitifully small.

Why can seniors sleep leisurely until noon!

They ran together and stared at the team leader Han Ji who came out to bask in the sun wearing a towel.

"Hey, hey~ Nolan sauce, it was really hard for you to train early in the morning." Han Ji rubbed his sleepy eyes, put them on, and yawned foolishly, "That guy Levi really Abnormal, don't brush your teeth, don't wash your face, and let people talk to you."

"Senior Han Ji, you have overslept for a long time..." Nolan frowned and stared at him with his hands on his hips, "Next time you are found to have overslept, you will be fined to wash the stables!"

"Well, just once~ Besides, I don't seem to need me at this time." Han Ji sighed and spread his hands helplessly, "There are no cute little guys to study, or you can recommend one."

"Ah, do you want me to recommend a little ghost for you to play with?" Nolan looked at Han Ji who was surrounded by little flowers flying around like a monster, "What? Are you tired of playing with Ziyi's little boyfriend?"

"Aha~ How could Ziyi, my little boyfriend, let me play?" Han Ji lowered his head sadly, knelt down...

"So, what about that Allen?"

"Levi one-three-five, Ziyi two-four-six, the only day that doesn't have to be occupied by them and then taken away by Alvin, do you think I'm going to sneak in and play with Allen while he's taking a bath..." Weep bitterly.

"Ah, Senior Han Ji, you are really good."

Nolan shrugged his shoulders and looked at the running recruits, his eyes lit up, "Bertolt, come here."

"Huh?" Bertolt glanced at Reiner, worried.

"It should be fine." Reiner chuckled and patted his shoulder, "I'll be here waiting for you to come back."

"Wait……"

Reiner who abandoned him couldn't be held back even with his arms outstretched, and the people who ran up from behind silently ran past him, mourning in silence.

"Bertolt? Come here!"

"Yes……"

"Ah, well, little brother Reiner, come here too."

Deserve it.

↑Bertolt gloated a bit.

Reiner kicked him in the rear, "The sub-division leader called us over, what are you dawdling for!"

"Then you don't need to kick me! Wait!" Bertolt privately pointed to Han Ji, who seemed to be seeing a strange giant, sweating coldly, "Hey, what's the matter with that expression?"

"Who knows, anyway, the squad leaders of the Survey Corps are some weird guys."

"Reiner, don't say such things at a time like this, bastard, it makes me so nervous..."

"No, I'm just telling you something in advance that you should have known in advance."

Reiner, are you really good friends with Bertolt? !

"Is it really okay for Bertolt and Reiner to be called away by the team leader?" Kony was a little worried, "I always feel that the team leader will do a lot of strange things to them..."

"Wait, Koni, what are you thinking." Husby laughed calmly, "Maybe there is something that needs the help of the taller Bertolt, or the stronger Reiner Are you going to move something?"

"For example, it's possible to try a different kind of maid outfit." Jean took a bite of an apple, and it was really good, "Then ask them to pose in some strange pose to take a picture or post it on the bulletin board Then we'll see it tomorrow."

Wait……

Why does Jean seem to know something.

Facing the strange eyes of his friends in the same period, Jean had no choice but to sigh silently. Isn't it a failure if you don't know what to do with that guy Ziyi for so long?Although, if there is no Ziyi, it is estimated that those strange photos that he was forced to take that time would already have a set of people.

but……

The thing to die for is that Ziyi has his handle in his hand, it's like a ticking time bomb!

"puff--"

"Hey Rang! Why are you spraying nosebleeds!"

"No, I'm fine..."

"Hey, hey! Is it really all right? Marco, hurry up and bring some tissue!"

"I said I'm fine..."

"Why are you still laughing after all this? Are you thinking of something strange, such as the magical bodies of Reiner and Bertolt?"

"roll!"

Letting the tissue paper handed over by Marco cover his nose, he just remembered a little bit, that time Han Ji forced Ziyi to wear a maid outfit with a photo... That guy is so stupid!

"Zi Yi?"

Ma Ke turned his head to look at Ziyi, who was hiding by the door frame and sneaked out to look at them, and waved, "Ziyi?"

"Marco..." Ziyi smiled at Marco, pointed to Rang who was holding his nose, and hooked his hand to let him come over.

"Hey, what's going on with that guy?" Jean quickly turned around and wiped the blood off his nose, returned to normal, got up and walked towards Ziyi, "What's the matter? Why are you wearing a hat?"

"Rang..." Ziyi looked up at Rang aggrievedly, holding back tears.

"Hey, what's going on here? Are you going to cry?" Jean became at a loss, what happened, what happened to this guy all of a sudden?Why are you crying all of a sudden? Why? This is why!

"The captain cut my hair..." Ziyi rushed into Rang's arms and rubbed against her, crying loudly, "It's so ugly, ahhhhh, captain bastard! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Ugh...what to do, what to do..."

Hey... what's going on now?

Jean looked back at the little friends who had gathered their eyes, sighed helplessly, and patted his shoulder, "It's okay, let me see, can I fix it for you?"

"Well...now now!"

"Okay, now."

"Marco, when Sister Nolan rolls the roll, she says that if I take you away, you don't need to register!" Ziyi waved at Marco, and then pulled him away.In short, a guy like Lin Ziyi usually bullies too much or something, and suddenly he will learn to behave after being punished by others is also a good sign.

Moreover, this guy looks cute after someone else did something too much and felt that something was wrong and he had to ask someone for help.

"Jean, why do you have a nosebleed..."

"No, it's nothing, I got angry recently."

"Really? Do you need herbal tea in my brother's room?" Ziyi gave up looking for the scissors and prepared to go to her brother's room.

"No need." Jean stopped Ziyi, stretched out his hand to take off the hat on her head, and said in a daze, "It's okay, that's just, it's uneven or something, please don't move around when cutting your hair, okay? Otherwise, things like scissors What should I do if I get hurt!"

"I know, but the captain is so forceful..." Ziyi covered her face and cried, pointing to the door, "It's all my fault that you didn't lock the door when you left last night!!!"

"What!"

It seems to know something, which means, what did the captain do in the room in the middle of the night in the dark... "What about the others? Is your body uncomfortable?"

"Rang, what strange things are you thinking--" Ziyi kissed Rang's chin with a fist, and heaved a sigh of relief, "No, I just told Rang yesterday, isn't there a hair problem? So, Captain You and I have always been rivals or something..."

"Obviously you are an adult, why are you fussing with children, really." He covered his chin.

"Hey... It turns out that after feeling something wrong in the middle of the night, I woke up..." Ziyi wiped away her tears and sighed, "Speaking of which, it's all the fault of letting go."

"Why is it my fault!"

"You didn't lock the door, you are obviously a girlfriend or something, but you didn't lock the door, otherwise you can stay with me, can't you!"

"Are you implying something to me, Ziyi?"

"No, you think too much!"

"I haven't seen you for more than two weeks, does it mean that Pete Itchy wants to be whipped? How did I know that the door needs to be locked, and how did I know that the captain would be so mad!"

"Hair cut!" Throwing the scissors.

"Can the scissors be thrown away?"

"Why not!"

"You owe it to me!"

"Eh? Wait! Why don't you push me over!"

"It's so noisy, Ziyi, what are you doing..." Orao, who was passing by, looked into the room, then closed his eyes and silently helped to close the door, and sighed with his back to the closed door, "The recruits are really full of passion What's the matter, it's full of energy... I'd better find that guy Qin and play a few games of flying chess."

"Uh, Rang..." Ziyi blinked, and quickly let go of Rang's collar, "Get up, stop playing!"

"Who, who played with you!"

"My face is red like a tomato..."

"Where's your cat?" Jean looked around, "Where did that cat go?"

"Borrowed by Sister Pedora, but should we keep talking in this posture?" Men go up and women go down.

The girl is the turning point of how to lure the wolf into the house.

"That, that..."

"Ok?"

"I, can I..." Rang leaned over to look at Ziyi for a long time, then looked away, "Then, where are the scissors?"

"How do I know, first you have to get up first and I'll look for it." I couldn't push it away—"What's going on?"

"Don't move..." Jean turned around, clasped the back of Ziyi's head and leaned down to kiss her—frowning, "It will hurt, hello!"

"Ha bah! It's good for you if you didn't bite it off! What happened all of a sudden!" Ziyi pulled the quilt and wiped her mouth, and pushed, "Get up! It's heavy, I'm about to spit out breakfast!"

"Then just swallow it back for me! It makes me very upset to actually bite me. Do it all over again!"

"Don't... let go... let go~"

Why did the boy have to kiss to win in the end? Sure enough, when Tsundere met Tsundere, one of them had to resort to violence first... that would work.

"Xiaoyi~ Pedora and I are going to do some errands, I'll return Caibu first... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Hmm!" Jean let go of Ziyi abruptly, and sat up, "Brother, no, it's not what you think, we're actually..."

"Stinky boy!!! You bastard is treating my sister!!!"

"Yes! I'm sorry I..."

"Why are you apologizing..." Lin Zige walked over to pick up Rang with tears in his eyes, and glared, "You bastard!!"

"I won't dare next time..."

"You don't dare to do anything!!"

"Hey..."

"Continue, bastard, you idiot!" Zige threw Rang on the bed and picked up his clothes.

"Wait! Brother! What are you doing!" Ren desperately tore at his clothes, what kind of trouble is this?what's the situation!Hello!Why doesn't Lin Ziyi, who is still in a daze over there, help?

no...it seems...

Makes you want to cry, that guy is a stupid bastard, and!Why does this lunatic Lin Zige want to strip his clothes? What the hell is he going to continue? This is wrong!

"Xiao Qi, you're ready to make this guy so stubborn. You can't tear off the clothes. You can take care of the next thing. Brother can only help you here. I'll go first. Ah, speaking of it Caifu better don’t make trouble, I’ll take it away. Why are you throwing the scissors everywhere? Hey... How dangerous..."

Above, the irresponsible brother slammed the door and locked it.On the bed, the girl covered her mouth and curled up in the corner of the bed in a daze, and the boy was wrapped in a thick quilt and stared at the girl. Something seemed wrong with this situation!

"let…"

"Um……"

"I'm going to post a picture of you."

"Wait Ziyi, we have something to discuss and don't do such a sad thing than being swallowed by a giant..."

"Not negotiable."

"do not……"

"Break it on your own, post a photo, which one should you choose?"

"Break it on your own."

The boy was about to bite his tongue to commit suicide but was attacked by a tiger. The girl scratched her hair and leaned closer, "Well, it doesn't feel bad, how about doing it again?" Laughing.

"h..."

Lin Ziyi, you are so stupid!

The author has something to say: ah~ It feels so cool not to do homework and not to recite (hey!)