[Attack on Titan] If you don't die, you won't die

Who said that one can enter the Survey Corps safe and sound after passing the persuasion of the regiment leader?

Who said that as long as you are brave enough and not afraid of death, you can join the Survey Corps?

Who said that the soldiers of the Survey Corps don't need all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty?

Who said that a woman's lack of talent is virtue~【singing.

Although the recruits decided to stay after understanding Captain Erwin's earnest speech and fully realizing what they were really going to do, but... the real highlight seems to be at the back.

"Hey, it looks like everyone feels good~!" Han Ji looked excitedly at the recruits with different expressions in the audience, laughed, and looked back at Alvin, "Is it over?"

"Well, the next thing will be left to you and Ziyi, I'll just watch from the sidelines." Alvin walked over, patted Ziyi on the shoulder, and sighed long.

Wait, why is that sighing?

Ziyi looked back at Alvin who started to discuss things with Pedora and the others, wondering, "What's going on?"

"Hey, recruits, are you familiar with me? My name is Hanji Zoye, and I welcome you to become a member of our great family of the Survey Corps, although everyone has met before. , but there are still some new faces that you haven’t seen before, right?” Han Ji cleared his throat, turned around on tiptoes and looked behind the scenes, and happened to see Levi and the others running up, waving at Allen desperately , looked at the recruits who were still standing in the audience, and clapped their hands, "Hey, now I will introduce the squad leader of the Survey Corps and some important people. If you don't understand anything in the future, you can ask for advice! First of all, the one with the big nose, who is leaning against the wall and talking to our team leader, is the team leader - Mick Saccalias, and the team leader who is trying to pretend to be a senior is the team leader - Lin Zige , and, uh, the other team leader seems to have not come yet, but you will meet later! And this one! The one who just arrived, the one you saw with a very serious expression, is the town of our survey corps. The treasure of the regiment—Captain Liliwell Sauce~”

"Crack-"

The sheepskin map directly hit Hanji on the back of the head, and Levi nonchalantly snatched the water bag held by Alan, who was still pretending to be sniffing a cuckold cap, took a sip of water, and continued to discuss things.

"Eh... this domestic violence is really true, and the reason why family ugliness can't be publicized is true. I don't know if it's true or not." After Ziyi finished speaking, she dodged the water bag attack, the shoe attack, and even... hurriedly walked away. A hanging knife hangs on the wall to block Levi's blade attack.

There are already people in the audience who want to come up to join in--

*After one round, Levi lost to Ziyi's stunt of dodging left and right, and was defeated*

"Cough... this is just a small episode. In fact, you don't have to worry that our big family is a family full of violence. Our survey corps is very loving!" Ziyi waved her hand and called two of Han Ji's cronies Han Ji, who accidentally stepped on a few feet during the duel with Levi just now, was dragged down, straightened his collar and looked at the recruits below with his hands behind his back, "Everyone in the leadership, Brother Han Ji, has already introduced everything, please correct me The captain’s name is actually Levi, but I think everyone should know this. As for the captain, they are divided into four squads, east, west, north, south! The captain of the northern squad doesn’t like the lively atmosphere. Probably hiding somewhere and spying on everyone~ Well! The next one is the elite of the investigation corps, let me introduce it to you~ Let’s start from the left~ There is no ranking~" Ziyi from The center of the stage ran to the left and introduced one by one, "This is Nanaba, who was originally a member of Mick's team leader, but was snatched by the evil brother. Hey, he is a very gentle and handsome boy~ this This is Oro Borchardt, although he looks serious on the surface, but he is a very cute guy behind the scenes."

"Hey, I've always been very serious. Which eye did you see that there is a cute guy behind the scenes?" Oro said with a frown.

"Hey, what's more, if you're right, you'll do everything possible to defend yourself~" Ziyi bypassed Aurao, threw herself directly into Pedora's arms, and smiled, "This is Pedora Lal, a very Not a bad girl~ and she's also very powerful~"

"Where is it..."

"Pedora, don't be humble." Orao rolled his eyes at Ziyi who was rubbing against Pedora's arms, turned his head and muttered, "I don't even know if I've been eaten tofu. Ah!"

"Olho, why didn't you bite off your tongue and die when you were riding in the afternoon--"

"Well, don't quarrel, don't quarrel~" Ziyi smiled innocently, and continued to introduce, "This is Elder Qin, usually called Mr. Qin, how handsome this is! Also, Mr. Qin's The wife is also a beautiful woman! This is Junda Schultz, she is very powerful, and also, she cooks well, and is a good man in the new century!" After finishing speaking, Ziyi paused. Taking a deep breath in front of a middle-aged man with a towel on his head, he turned to face the recruits in the audience, "The next one is your instructor for the next month——Nice, he is an amiable guy. If you don’t understand something, please don’t pretend to understand it, and you must ask the monitor of Nice! It’s called a teacher, so it’s okay to preach and learn from karma~”

"That." Underneath, Husby raised his hand, "Can I ask a question?"

"Please say~"

"Then who are you?" Husby smiled, "You didn't introduce yourself!"

"..." Ziyi was stunned, jumped off the stage and walked straight to Husby, pulled off the collar and glared, "Young man, don't you know who I am? We are obviously friends!"

"Speaking of it, it's just because I have to introduce myself, so I didn't say it out of embarrassment, Ziyi." Reiner smiled.

"What?" Ziyi threw Hughesby away, held her mouth for a long time, and took a deep breath, "Ming, obviously everyone is in the same period, and they must all know each other, so I will omit it!"

"This can't be omitted." Levi on the stage finally condescended, he managed to raise the corners of his mouth and smiled, "Do you still need me to introduce you?"

"No! No need!" Ziyi waved her hand and quickly rolled her eyeballs to think about it, before deciding, "My name is Lin Ziyi, this is my partner Caibu, and I'm currently a member of Han Jiban. After finishing speaking, she turned her head and gave Levi a contemptuous look, "The introduction is over!"

"Yes, what's next?"

"What's next~" Ziyi pointed at Reiner with a smirk, "Every recruit! Prepare an impromptu talent show. Let's start with Reiner first!"

"Huh?" Reiner looked at Ziyi in surprise, then hurriedly approached Rang, and whispered, "Hey Rang! What's going on? What's going on with the talent show? I don't know how to help me!"

"Help me, how do I know what's going on? I don't even know, okay?" Jean glanced at Hughesby who seemed to know everything, and gritted his teeth, "I can't even protect myself!"

"As a boyfriend in the palace, you actually know less than a male best friend. What are you doing alive? Rang, I'm really ashamed of you, let's just break up, you guys who slept together and didn't hit home plate!"

"Reiner, is this the attitude of begging others to help you, bastard! You want to die!" Jean glared at Reiner, and raised his hand, "Ziyi, Reiner said he can sing!"

"Hoho? Singing?" Han Ji over there revived instantly and rushed over, spreading out the song list, "Which one do you want to sing? The Smurfs, Invisible Wings, Happy Birthday song is a fairy song (the volume) Tongue)~"

"..." Reiner petrified the muscles of his face and glanced at him, and raised his hand with difficulty. He wanted to point to the happy birthday song, but Han Ji mentioned the song list, so that he couldn't die and poked it on Tianxian...

Mama Falk's Shetter!

Reiner spat out a mouthful of blood, and two lines of teardrops slid down. He turned his head and looked at Bertolt with a worried expression behind him, "Dear Belle, believe that I love you, and the only reason to cooperate with this guy is because It's all because of him!"

"Dear..." Bertolt approached Ymir with a ghostly expression on his face, trying to explain, "That guy is not Reiner, don't be fooled by his similar appearance to Reiner!"

"Hey, don't get too close to me, Bertolt, we don't know each other very well." Ymir was moved by Bertolt as soon as he took a step closer.

"Senior Han Ji." Reiner looked at the playlist calmly and said, "Can I have a partner to sing with?"

"Do you want to choose Ziyi, then you have to sing the female part~"

"Hehe, how dare I challenge Ziyi? Who doesn't know that Ziyi is a singing and dancing girl? I can only perform with Jean Kirhuitan, who is also at this level."

"What?" Jean quickly waved his hands and shook his head, "No, no, I'm not tone-deaf, Reiner, I can't sing at all, don't be like this..."

"Jean, didn't you say before that you would join the Gendarmerie and go to the mainland to sing?" Ziyi blinked and looked at him sadly, "Although you joined the Survey Corps in the end, you can still sing. "

"Get lost! When did I say I was going to go to the mainland to sing!"

"Oh, sure enough, do you remember that I was the only one who happened three years ago?" Ziyi sighed helplessly and walked onto the stage with her hands behind her back, looking up at the night sky with sad eyes at 45°, "Rang was standing like this back then. , Coach Keith asked: "What is the purpose of your coming here!" Aren't you very proud to say: "I want to enter the Gendarmerie and go to the mainland to sing."? I have been looking forward to this for a long time. Really... ..." Ziyi squatted down and pretended to cry while covering her face, then stood up abruptly, pointed at Rang, "So you have been deceiving my feelings all this time!"

etc!What progress!

I saw the two jumping down from the stage, one left and one right, and they rushed over and knocked down Rang, who was still in the state of "when did I say that?", serious.

"I just agreed to let you go out with my sister, brat. How can you sing like this? Heh, you haven't seen your guts for a few days, right!" Zige was angry and knocked on his head, "Sing or not!"

"Help when did I say I wanted to sing bastard! Is this how you treat recruits!!!"

"The recruits are really sorry, because the younger sister of the senior is also the younger sister, so if you cheated Ziyi's feelings, you also cheated my feelings. What you did to you was just to teach you a lesson." Nana There was no expression on Ba's face, he just looked at Jean lightly, "Do you want to sing or not?"

"Can I talk or not sing!"

"Husby! If it were you, would you sing!" Zige looked back at Husby and asked, "Can you sing?"

"Of course." Husby nodded, "As long as Ziyi asks me to do it, I will do it, and as long as Ziyi feels happy, I will continue to make her happy."

This bastard is supposed to listen to Ziyi's words!I didn't dare not to sing!

"Hey, boy, I think you and Xiaoyi can forget about it~" Zige sneered and leaned closer, whispering, "Look at Husby, as long as Ziyi is happy, she will bite the bullet even if she doesn't understand. oh."

"You guys are trying to force me, so offend me!" Jean grabbed the ground with his head in tears, "I'll sing!!!!!!"

Reiner stepped on his butt from behind, "You really sing!"

"I sing!!!!" The one who stepped on my ass is a scumbag!

"Then you sing the female part."

"Your sister! Reiner, I have a bitter hatred with you!"

"Hehe, each other."

Between the wonderful scene of you plowing the fields and I weaving, the veterans on the recruiting stage in the audience laughed together, but there were still some people doing other things, for example... living together with the ball.

"Levi Levi! Brother Levi!!!" Ziyi circled around Levi like a fly, "Let me live with you in the old department! I won't cause you any trouble I definitely go to bed early and get up early every day, don’t waste food and don’t be sloppy... Hey!!! Let me live with you guys..."

"Oh, get out."

"Brother Levi, you weren't like this before! Remember those years when we galloped on the banks of the Seine together!"

"Oh, get out!" How could he forget the revenge of falling off the horse after being deceived so badly by that guy at that time! ! !

"Come on, let's do it again~ How about I take off my shoes and stand with you?"

"You Gunn!!!!!!"

"Don't be like this, can't I give you candy every day from now on?"

"out!!!!"

"Captain, let Ziyi come with us..."

"Pedora, if you dare to talk to Lin Ziyi, get out of Lin Zige's bed!"

"Hey!! How can you do this, Captain!!!"

"Why not!"

"I..." Pedora pursed her lips and wiped her tears and ran towards Zige's camp, "Senior Zige...the captain doesn't want me anymore..."

"Wait..." The soldier withdrew his hand silently, and snorted coldly, "Go to your brother and get Pedora back, and I will let you live with us."

"Really?" Ziyi clasped his hands together, looking expectantly, "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, and I will add five grilled chicken wings."

"Yeah." Levi nodded reluctantly, pointing to Pedora over there, "Don't say I asked you to go."

"Got it!" Ziyi bowed excitedly, turned around and ran towards Pedora, waving her hands, "Pedora, that one of yours has repented and left my brother! Otherwise, I will cut you off!!"

"Hey! Who is that! Lin Ziyi, get the hell out of here!"

Ah... really, really bad.

Reiner splashed some water on his face fiercely to wake himself up, Han Ji's pervert actually let him hug him, so the ending is true!

nausea!

"It's all Ziyi's fault! No! It's Han Ji's fault!" Reiner covered his face in pain, "I obviously wanted to sing a happy birthday song..."

"Hey recruit!"

"Who?"

"Ah, as an ordinary soldier, it seems that I haven't been introduced just now." The girl flicked her bangs and smiled, "Speaking of which, it's your senior! My name is Nolan Justin, the leader of the North Team, a recruit What about you? What's your name?"

"Reiner Brown." The team leader who wasn't there just now?

"Reiner, that said, I just heard you say that you want to sing happy birthday?"

"Um, no, actually I..."

"Then sing a section for me. In fact, I just don't want to say that the section you sang just now is so ugly."

"No, actually I..."

"If I tell you to sing, you'll sing, isn't it too much nonsense?"

"...Then I sang..."

"Ok!"

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you."

"Fuck, you are perfunctory! Sing out your feelings, bastard! The Survey Corps is also a regiment that pays attention to the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty! If you don't have special skills, you will die sooner! Start again! Sing for me!"

"Yes..." Reiner cleared his throat and continued, "Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~~~"

"Very good, it sounds much better than that thing just now, and I will hang out with my sister in the future, and I won't treat you badly!"

"Ah, that's actually me..."

"I told you to follow along, so what are you doing with so much nonsense!"

"Yes…"

"Okay, is there still time for me to show you around?"

"But my friend..."

"What? How dare you refuse my offer?!"

"Ah no, I, followed by..."

"You're obedient! Let's go! Let's go over there first!"

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