Several people immediately got into the group of people walking the horses, and very few old gentlemen chose "chirp to chirp".
On the contrary, Dongfo was stunned, his sharp eyes poked out from under the brim of his hat, and kept lingering from the snow-white chest of Mistress Miaoyin.
Qi Jiu picked it up, stuffed it into his team, pulled his beard and muttered suicidally, "Do you think women are crazy? Don't even look at the timing!"
Dongfo suddenly grabbed his right hand, rubbed the silver fragment in his hand, and said to himself, "I've grown up so much, I've never seen such a wonderful thing."
Qi Jiu was weird, "Where is the magic?"
Dongfo said, "This woman's mouth skills must be extremely high."
Qi Jiu immediately glanced at him with a look of shame and disdain.
Shangguan Yi Chuidan stretched out his hand, and Qi Jiu regained control in his arms, "The chatting time is over, please be careful." The warning was strong.
Dongfo's beard twitched.
Shangguan Yifeng asked, "Can you see the magic thread behind this Miaoyin empress?"
Qi Jiu nodded, "Blue, no doubt an intermediate illusionist."
Seeing that their faces were close to each other, Dongfo muttered, "If he can, why can't I say a few more words to the little brat."
Xie Dunyun smiled and said, "Because you are a superfluous existence, understand?"
The aura around Dongfo's body fell into a haze at the same time.
Bai Shiqian couldn't see it, so he secretly kicked Xie Dunyun. Xie Dunyun immediately put his arms around Dongfo's shoulder, "I'm superfluous, why don't we get together?"
Another kick in the butt.
Dongfo pushed him away, "I'm still ill, so I shouldn't get too close to others."
How dare you despise Lao Tzu?!
Xie Dunyun was inconvenient to express his grievances, so he could only poke his head at the old man who was worshiping beside him and asked, "By the way, what is the appeal of that chirp and chirp?"
The old man was staring at the holy face of Mistress Miaoyin with all his eyes, and because he was extremely devout, he also spoke bluntly, "It's those masters who like to share the love of peaches and picky ones. Or those who are disliked, come to pray for Empress Miaoyin to give her a new love."
Xie Dunyun immediately blew his nose and stared at him, searched around for that damned waiter, and cursed bitterly, "I will kill my grandson if I get the chance!"
The old man said again and again, "Don't disturb me, Mistress Miaoyin has also cast a spell."
But seeing that the first lady Miaoyin had already received the first old man in red in red, she twirled her gigantic palms into blue fingers and pressed them to the ground.
Everyone quickly squatted down to avoid being crushed.Only Shangguan Yichuan and the other four remained calm and calm in the face of danger. Under the cover of hand shadows, they divided into two sides and hid secretly, guarding behind the crowd and waiting for the opportunity.
The giant hand slid across the heads of the crowd, the strong wind was like a hurricane, and the dust rolled on the ground, and he grabbed it again, and firmly grasped a handful of chalk-colored glazed pills, about fifteen or six, each of which was extremely beautiful and radiant. .
Empress Miaoyin picked out a piece of the most crisp blue-glazed glass pill, and ordered, "Come and take a picture."
The old man in red was dubious, and he couldn't help but bewildered, "May I ask Madam Miaoyin, I heard that what I bought was a rejuvenating pill, but now it looks like a big glass ball as tall as a person, what's the explanation? "
"Mortal eyes cannot recognize the true God, this is the Rejuvenation Pill," Mistress Miaoyin smiled, "Come here, just take a photo and you will know the secret."
The old man in jujube red became superstitious, and walked up to the Pang Ran bead in Empress Miaoyin's jade hand to take a photo.
Immediately, he was cast with a soul-fixing spell.
The glazed bead was dead silent at first, and in a blink of an eye, the inside began to rotate continuously, the sky was dark and snowy, the flood flowed, and the shadow of the old man in red was suddenly absorbed from the surface of the glass and released into the interior, caught in the center of the storm, and was severely polished.
The old man in bay red grabbed his hair and couldn't help tearing and screaming, as if his soul had been taken away, only a set of leather remained in place as if torn and remodeled.
The aging and wrinkled skin is constantly smoothed, stretched, and tightened, and the thousands of ravines are continuously tanned, cut, and softened in the storm. A set of procedures, the aging and decadent skin will eventually become flawless. waves.
A new and clear skin is born.
The dead wood turns green, and the decadent flowers turn green.
The old man rejuvenated in the blink of an eye, and turned into a handsome young man with a strong physique.
Except for himself, the rest of the people were all startled, dumbstruck beyond description, eagerly looking forward to it, choked by the strange sight in front of them.
Then a long sigh erupted, and the mountain torrents rushed towards the remaining dozen or so glazed pills, forming a dense circle without gaps.
Even the few who chose to "chirp to chirp" at first no longer prayed for what they had asked for, and slipped under the crowded crowd with their buttocks pouted.
Everyone is staring at the smooth wall of the colored glaze, wishing they could put their whole heads into the colored glaze pill, allowing their own old and ugly appearance to be clearly reflected in the period.
Crazy, but he didn't know that his aging figure was swallowed up by the vortex, and the youth left behind was forever mixed with a foolish expression.
The waiter and Mistress Miaoyin glanced at each other secretly, and they knew each other well, Mistress Miaoyin said, "There is a way to get money, I have already satisfied your needs, and take out the agreed [-] gold." .”
Where is the money to pay?
The old gentlemen who have regained their youth even said that all the money from their private houses was confiscated by the leader of Li Jinmen, and if they want to find it, they can only ask him for it.
The smiling face of Empress Miaoyin disappeared immediately, and she put on the frost of Hanchuan, "In this case, it is better to be safe in the earth, and go to the loess where you buried yourself to say sorry!"
More than a dozen glazed pills began to reverse, and the age spots that had been swallowed were restored on everyone's hands and faces.
"No, no, no!" Someone kept shouting.
"Mistress Miaoyin, we made a mistake, please give me a chance to make up for it!"
The youth that the old gentlemen were willing to get passed away in a hurry through the fingers, and the old faces fell to the ground, and they all knelt down and begged for mercy.
The waiter pretended to be serious, as if he had become the mouth of Mistress Miaoyin, and said to everyone, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money now, as long as you have money at home."
"The Benye store provides all kinds of pens, inks, papers and inkstones. It's enough for rich and noble people to move their little fingers, sell fields at home, and sell ancestral houses."
Can't help but add fuel and jealousy, "Think carefully, everyone, seventy is rare in ancient times, and if you are less than eighty, you should die. Even if you don't die, you will only be sick and disabled, and you will be rejected by your children in every possible way. You have tasted the warmth and coldness of people's hearts."
"Furthermore, if you return to the lush and prosperous, you can continue to guard the family business for another 100 years. Those who earn money continue to collect money, and those who love sex take concubines and prostitutes. After thinking about it, it is useless to spend such a small amount of money now. "
After speaking, raise your little finger to make a gesture.
The old gentlemen didn't have time to think about it at all. The disgusting wrinkles were like winding knife marks, spreading from the fingertips to the entire arm, and the smooth skin was corroded clean by sight.
I don’t want to procrastinate any longer, so I hurriedly sent the waiters to get paper and pens, and signed and pledged one by one, promising to absolutely keep the promise, and would sell the house, ancestral property and women, just to regain youth.
The waiter greeted everyone with a smiling face, collected all the IOUs, and nodded to Mistress Miaoyin with a smile.
More than a dozen colored glaze pills devoured the old man's aging body again.
The old gentlemen began to frantically accept the grace of time retrograde.
Everyone's skin is getting younger and smoother.
60 years old ...
30 years old ...
20 years old ...
Young people are like a galloping horse galloping to the north of the slope, looking around between its hooves, and there is a cloud of smoke in a blink of an eye.
The old gentlemen shouted loudly, okay, okay!! This is enough!
The absurd smile stretched from Niang Miaoyin's beak and deepened, extremely sinister.
"Since they have all given money, wouldn't it be better to be younger?"
The panicked eyes of the 20-year-old men began to disintegrate, and their limbs shrank continuously until their hands and feet were short and they turned into a bunch of screaming yellow-haired children.
One of them was the worst. He was not very old at first, but he deliberately turned into a little baby made of powder and jade, lying in his fat robes and rolling over, crying non-stop.
The waiter turned to laughing, knocked the IOU from his palm, stepped on it thickly, enough extravagance and waste for a long time.
He also said unceremoniously to Mistress Miaoyin, "Little Shadow, the money is in hand, you should return to your original form."
On the contrary, Dongfo was stunned, his sharp eyes poked out from under the brim of his hat, and kept lingering from the snow-white chest of Mistress Miaoyin.
Qi Jiu picked it up, stuffed it into his team, pulled his beard and muttered suicidally, "Do you think women are crazy? Don't even look at the timing!"
Dongfo suddenly grabbed his right hand, rubbed the silver fragment in his hand, and said to himself, "I've grown up so much, I've never seen such a wonderful thing."
Qi Jiu was weird, "Where is the magic?"
Dongfo said, "This woman's mouth skills must be extremely high."
Qi Jiu immediately glanced at him with a look of shame and disdain.
Shangguan Yi Chuidan stretched out his hand, and Qi Jiu regained control in his arms, "The chatting time is over, please be careful." The warning was strong.
Dongfo's beard twitched.
Shangguan Yifeng asked, "Can you see the magic thread behind this Miaoyin empress?"
Qi Jiu nodded, "Blue, no doubt an intermediate illusionist."
Seeing that their faces were close to each other, Dongfo muttered, "If he can, why can't I say a few more words to the little brat."
Xie Dunyun smiled and said, "Because you are a superfluous existence, understand?"
The aura around Dongfo's body fell into a haze at the same time.
Bai Shiqian couldn't see it, so he secretly kicked Xie Dunyun. Xie Dunyun immediately put his arms around Dongfo's shoulder, "I'm superfluous, why don't we get together?"
Another kick in the butt.
Dongfo pushed him away, "I'm still ill, so I shouldn't get too close to others."
How dare you despise Lao Tzu?!
Xie Dunyun was inconvenient to express his grievances, so he could only poke his head at the old man who was worshiping beside him and asked, "By the way, what is the appeal of that chirp and chirp?"
The old man was staring at the holy face of Mistress Miaoyin with all his eyes, and because he was extremely devout, he also spoke bluntly, "It's those masters who like to share the love of peaches and picky ones. Or those who are disliked, come to pray for Empress Miaoyin to give her a new love."
Xie Dunyun immediately blew his nose and stared at him, searched around for that damned waiter, and cursed bitterly, "I will kill my grandson if I get the chance!"
The old man said again and again, "Don't disturb me, Mistress Miaoyin has also cast a spell."
But seeing that the first lady Miaoyin had already received the first old man in red in red, she twirled her gigantic palms into blue fingers and pressed them to the ground.
Everyone quickly squatted down to avoid being crushed.Only Shangguan Yichuan and the other four remained calm and calm in the face of danger. Under the cover of hand shadows, they divided into two sides and hid secretly, guarding behind the crowd and waiting for the opportunity.
The giant hand slid across the heads of the crowd, the strong wind was like a hurricane, and the dust rolled on the ground, and he grabbed it again, and firmly grasped a handful of chalk-colored glazed pills, about fifteen or six, each of which was extremely beautiful and radiant. .
Empress Miaoyin picked out a piece of the most crisp blue-glazed glass pill, and ordered, "Come and take a picture."
The old man in red was dubious, and he couldn't help but bewildered, "May I ask Madam Miaoyin, I heard that what I bought was a rejuvenating pill, but now it looks like a big glass ball as tall as a person, what's the explanation? "
"Mortal eyes cannot recognize the true God, this is the Rejuvenation Pill," Mistress Miaoyin smiled, "Come here, just take a photo and you will know the secret."
The old man in jujube red became superstitious, and walked up to the Pang Ran bead in Empress Miaoyin's jade hand to take a photo.
Immediately, he was cast with a soul-fixing spell.
The glazed bead was dead silent at first, and in a blink of an eye, the inside began to rotate continuously, the sky was dark and snowy, the flood flowed, and the shadow of the old man in red was suddenly absorbed from the surface of the glass and released into the interior, caught in the center of the storm, and was severely polished.
The old man in bay red grabbed his hair and couldn't help tearing and screaming, as if his soul had been taken away, only a set of leather remained in place as if torn and remodeled.
The aging and wrinkled skin is constantly smoothed, stretched, and tightened, and the thousands of ravines are continuously tanned, cut, and softened in the storm. A set of procedures, the aging and decadent skin will eventually become flawless. waves.
A new and clear skin is born.
The dead wood turns green, and the decadent flowers turn green.
The old man rejuvenated in the blink of an eye, and turned into a handsome young man with a strong physique.
Except for himself, the rest of the people were all startled, dumbstruck beyond description, eagerly looking forward to it, choked by the strange sight in front of them.
Then a long sigh erupted, and the mountain torrents rushed towards the remaining dozen or so glazed pills, forming a dense circle without gaps.
Even the few who chose to "chirp to chirp" at first no longer prayed for what they had asked for, and slipped under the crowded crowd with their buttocks pouted.
Everyone is staring at the smooth wall of the colored glaze, wishing they could put their whole heads into the colored glaze pill, allowing their own old and ugly appearance to be clearly reflected in the period.
Crazy, but he didn't know that his aging figure was swallowed up by the vortex, and the youth left behind was forever mixed with a foolish expression.
The waiter and Mistress Miaoyin glanced at each other secretly, and they knew each other well, Mistress Miaoyin said, "There is a way to get money, I have already satisfied your needs, and take out the agreed [-] gold." .”
Where is the money to pay?
The old gentlemen who have regained their youth even said that all the money from their private houses was confiscated by the leader of Li Jinmen, and if they want to find it, they can only ask him for it.
The smiling face of Empress Miaoyin disappeared immediately, and she put on the frost of Hanchuan, "In this case, it is better to be safe in the earth, and go to the loess where you buried yourself to say sorry!"
More than a dozen glazed pills began to reverse, and the age spots that had been swallowed were restored on everyone's hands and faces.
"No, no, no!" Someone kept shouting.
"Mistress Miaoyin, we made a mistake, please give me a chance to make up for it!"
The youth that the old gentlemen were willing to get passed away in a hurry through the fingers, and the old faces fell to the ground, and they all knelt down and begged for mercy.
The waiter pretended to be serious, as if he had become the mouth of Mistress Miaoyin, and said to everyone, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money now, as long as you have money at home."
"The Benye store provides all kinds of pens, inks, papers and inkstones. It's enough for rich and noble people to move their little fingers, sell fields at home, and sell ancestral houses."
Can't help but add fuel and jealousy, "Think carefully, everyone, seventy is rare in ancient times, and if you are less than eighty, you should die. Even if you don't die, you will only be sick and disabled, and you will be rejected by your children in every possible way. You have tasted the warmth and coldness of people's hearts."
"Furthermore, if you return to the lush and prosperous, you can continue to guard the family business for another 100 years. Those who earn money continue to collect money, and those who love sex take concubines and prostitutes. After thinking about it, it is useless to spend such a small amount of money now. "
After speaking, raise your little finger to make a gesture.
The old gentlemen didn't have time to think about it at all. The disgusting wrinkles were like winding knife marks, spreading from the fingertips to the entire arm, and the smooth skin was corroded clean by sight.
I don’t want to procrastinate any longer, so I hurriedly sent the waiters to get paper and pens, and signed and pledged one by one, promising to absolutely keep the promise, and would sell the house, ancestral property and women, just to regain youth.
The waiter greeted everyone with a smiling face, collected all the IOUs, and nodded to Mistress Miaoyin with a smile.
More than a dozen colored glaze pills devoured the old man's aging body again.
The old gentlemen began to frantically accept the grace of time retrograde.
Everyone's skin is getting younger and smoother.
60 years old ...
30 years old ...
20 years old ...
Young people are like a galloping horse galloping to the north of the slope, looking around between its hooves, and there is a cloud of smoke in a blink of an eye.
The old gentlemen shouted loudly, okay, okay!! This is enough!
The absurd smile stretched from Niang Miaoyin's beak and deepened, extremely sinister.
"Since they have all given money, wouldn't it be better to be younger?"
The panicked eyes of the 20-year-old men began to disintegrate, and their limbs shrank continuously until their hands and feet were short and they turned into a bunch of screaming yellow-haired children.
One of them was the worst. He was not very old at first, but he deliberately turned into a little baby made of powder and jade, lying in his fat robes and rolling over, crying non-stop.
The waiter turned to laughing, knocked the IOU from his palm, stepped on it thickly, enough extravagance and waste for a long time.
He also said unceremoniously to Mistress Miaoyin, "Little Shadow, the money is in hand, you should return to your original form."
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