[Quick Transmigration] Shuai Meow Hotel

Father grabbed his hand: "Pig head! You are a pig head, right!"

It was Weiji and his father.

The pig pushed them away vigorously. He didn't want to attract everyone's attention, so he had to growl in a low voice: "Get out of the way! You crazy!" Then he chased after Jackie.

The Colonel returned to her room after announcing Mikron as her son-in-law.Sitting on the sofa, she thought of the flat-chested girl she had seen before.Every frown and smile of the flat-chested girl was deeply imprinted in her mind.

At this time, the door of her room was suddenly opened, and a girl in military uniform turned her back to her, and gently closed the door.

"What are you doing?"

The girl was startled, she turned her head, and her body was firmly pressed against the door.

Only then did the colonel see clearly that this person was not the girl from before.She should have asked her name.

The colonel saw the girl staring at him obsessively, frowned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"You are the colonel..." the girl, Jackie said, "Is Mikron really your son-in-law already?"

Jackie took a bold step forward, and he felt his heart was about to break.Marrying the colonel had been his dream for so many years, and now there was no hope at all.

"Yes." The colonel stood up and approached Jackie, "I'm going to rest now, please leave my room."

'No! "Jackie was heartbroken, he stepped forward to hug the Colonel, and pretended to kiss her, "You don't know, I have admired you for so many years, please don't reject me.Only you can let me live! "

Maybe it was Jackie's determination at this moment, maybe it was Jackie's weakness at this moment, the colonel was stunned, and then raised his hand to stroke Jackie's face.

Suddenly, the colonel pushed Jackie away, restraining the impulse in his body, and he asked in a low voice, "Do you want to eat daikon?"

For Jackie, the colonel is his god, no matter what the colonel says, he will agree.

So he picked up a big root in the box and took a bite, "It's delicious."

His smile is so innocent, he is so weak and shy.At that moment, the colonel was moved.

However, those who looked for Jackie encountered patrolling teams several times, so they had to hide in various places, and finally hid in a bedroom.Before he had time to rest, the bedroom door was opened.In desperation, he hid under the bed.

The two who kissed forgetfully did not notice the movement in the bedroom. They kissed and took off their clothes all the way.Jackie threw the colonel on the bed, then jumped up and sat on the colonel's waist, pressing the colonel with his body.

"You're mine, you're mine!" cried Jackie, undressing the colonel.

When the two fell on the bed, they almost crushed the pig's head under the bed to death.Zhu Tou was very fortunate that he didn't wear milk and could safely lie flat under the bed.

"Ah chirp!" The dust from under the bed choked into the pig's nose, making him sneeze.

The colonel on the bed immediately came to his senses, jumped out of bed, took out his gun, pointed at the bed and said, "Who is it! Come out quickly."

Zhu Tou had no choice but to crawl out from under the bed, and then looked at the two disheveled clothes.

The colonel's face became hot for a while, and she found that she had no resistance to this kind of tall, good-looking girl. What was even more embarrassing was that she might have seen the way she kissed Jackie just now.

She continued to point the gun at the pig's head and said, "Go to bed! Jacqueline, tie her hands with rope."

Jacqueline is Jackie. After he disguised himself as a woman, he also gave himself a woman's name.The words of the colonel are sacred, even more sacred than the words of St. Ma.After the pig's head was lying on the bed, he immediately rushed forward, tied up the pig's head's hands, and hung him on the post at the head of the bed.

"Very good..." The colonel put the gun back into the holster, stepped onto the bed and pressed himself on the pig's head and kissed the pig's head.

While the colonel was in a tizzy, the pig's head broke free from the rope - don't ask him how he did it!Do you understand the protagonist's halo? ——turned over and pressed on the colonel, grabbed the colonel's gun, pointed it at the colonel's forehead, then slowly slid out of the bed, stepping back step by step.

"Jackie, come to me." Panting, the pig stared at the colonel without blinking, and ordered Jackie.

Jackie struggled left and right between the pig and the colonel, then followed the pig out of bed and ran behind the pig.

The colonel sat up from the bed and looked at Zhutou and Jackie with great interest. As soon as they made contact, she discovered the secret of these two "female" officers, "How about I send you out of here?"

"No!" Jackie yelled.

Jackie didn't want to leave because of the colonel, and Pighead couldn't leave because of Jackie.This is simply an endless loop.

Pig said: "Jackie, you go outside and wait for me."

Jackie said, "No, I want to stay and become the son-in-law."

The pig head turned around and shouted: "Are you crazy! You can't!"

At this moment, the gun was snatched from Zhu Tou's hand and returned to her master's hand.

The colonel held the gun, patted the pig's face with the end of the gun and said, "What is impossible?"

Woman (End)

The pig's head was tied up again. At this moment, his heart was broken.Obviously, the colonel has feelings for Jackie, although he doesn't know how much this feeling is worth.But maybe they will get married.Once married, Zhu Tou's mission will fail, but Zhu Tou doesn't want to live another day in this fucking world.

Jackie was pointed at by the colonel with a gun, knelt on the ground, crawled over with his legs and snuggled up to the colonel's legs.The colonel also knelt down and kissed Jackie.And the pig head who fell on the ground closed his eyes fiercely - he didn't want to see the scene of the dog and man loving each other at all, not to mention he was already desperately thinking about the failure of this mission, what would happen to him punish.

And then... it happened.

Jackie snatched the colonel's gun and ordered the colonel to let go of the pig's head.If you don't let go, tell the colonel's secret to the whole world. (Hey! This gun is going to be broken!)

Oh, the colonel's secret...

The colonel's face changed suddenly.

At this time, the deputy came in with a group of officers' girls, and shouted, "I smell the sweat of men!"

The pig's head broke free from the rope again and jumped towards the colonel.

Then a shot rang out.

The pig's head fell to the ground, thinking: this is the first time I've been shot after doing so many missions.Damn, it hurts so much.Then... there is no then, because the pig's head is hanging.

After the pig's head was hung up, the boss was sucked away by suction, and a sentence popped up in his mind: The pig's head was shot to death by Jackie.Jackie was arrested by his deputy and sentenced to death.The colonel married Mikron and succeeded in becoming a general half a year later.And his Fu Ma Ye died of illness in the second year.

The boss let out a long sigh of relief.

And the little brother who finished watching "The Upside-down World of a Woman Man" in the restaurant has been twitching all the time.Then he registered an account on a website, and left the first barrage in his life: Bless the boss.

After successfully completing the task, the boss came back and cooked dishes with white radish and carrots for a whole week.Stewed pork ribs with white radish, stir-fried carrots, three shredded cold salad, carrot salad... three meals a day are not the same.But the little brother felt that he would vomit if he ate again.He prayed that someone would come quickly to take the boss away and let him go.

Things didn't go as expected, and there was no business in the store for the next week.The boss showed mercy and gave the younger brother a vacation.The little brother hurried to the university next door to find a girlfriend.

It is said that the little brother is also very hard for love.After graduating from college, I happened to meet my girlfriend who was going to college.In order to accompany my girlfriend, I simply packed myself and came to Changle.I also found a job near my girlfriend's school. Although the salary is not high, I can meet my girlfriend every day.

But today is destined to be a very unlucky day in his life.

Girlfriend: "Feng Ning, let's break up."

The little brother reached out to hug his girlfriend, but was slapped away by his girlfriend.He held back his temper and said, "Always give me a reason."

"We are not suitable!"

"What doesn't fit. I like you so much."

Girlfriend: "Nowhere is suitable! Look at you, you are working in a small restaurant now, and your monthly salary is only so little. I can't even afford a piece of clothing for me! When I go out with other people, I am ashamed to call my boyfriend A friend is a small worker."

Feng Ning was angry. When his girlfriend was in high school, she didn't think she was such a materialistic person: "Do I embarrass you?"

The girlfriend stiffened her neck and said, "Yes! Don't come to me after today!"

A Benben stopped next to the two, and a man was in the driver's seat.Without saying a word, the girlfriend opened the door and sat down.

Half an hour later, the boss passed by on a motorcycle and kindly took the lovelorn brother home.

My little brother doesn't smoke or drink, and when he's broken in love, he can't stop eating with a can of sweets made by the boss.

"Boss, have you ever been in love?"

The boss was making sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and he smiled when he heard his words: "Do you think my brother looks like a person who has never been in love?"

Only then did the little brother remember that the boss has supernatural powers, and he doesn't know how many relationships he has had.Oh, by the way, there must be a lot of lovelorn times.He asked curiously: "Won't you feel bad that you can never meet your lover over there again every time you come back from a mission?"

The boss continued to make molds without answering.

Of course there will be sadness, even if I really gave everything in that world, in the end, when I come back here, I will immediately realize that I am just a passerby, watching them live and die outside the scene.No matter how lingering and pathetic the love is, in the end, it's just a mirror image.No matter how much emotion you give, it will eventually become false.

My little brother has been depressed for several days because of a broken relationship. He always likes to ask the boss some strange questions.In his opinion, even the boss can be his love mentor.According to his rough statistics, the boss basically wears