[Quick Transmigration] Shuai Meow Hotel

Lord Ma.

Back home, Zhu Tou took Weiji's pen and paper and wrote a suicide note, saying that he was jealous of Weiji and his beauty, but he had no invitation letter, money or beautiful clothes, and felt that life was very hopeless , so suicide.

In the middle of the night, he got up secretly, put the suicide book on the bedside, then put on his clothes and ran to Uncle Zhulan's house.But he found Jackie who had just come out of Bamboo Basket's house.

Avoiding Jackie, Zhu Tou entered Uncle Bamboo Basket's house.

"What did Jackie come to you for?" he asked.

Speaking of this, Zhulan became very angry, "He said he was going to attend the royal ball, and he didn't want to leave here with us."

Uncle Bamboo Basket loves his nephew very much, and would never leave Jackie behind.

Zhu Tou took a basket to put the big roots in, and bid farewell to Uncle Bamboo Basket.Taking advantage of the night, he ran to the village, took the holy horse away, rode the holy horse to the depths of the forest, and began to plant big roots.

Zhutou's daily life is very monotonous. He gets up in the morning to water the big roots, and then rides a horse to find food.Take a nap in the afternoon and continue to take care of the half acre of big roots.Because there was no electricity, he couldn't turn on the lights at night, so he had to light a small fire.

This kind of life was not changed until the arrival of Uncle Zhulan half a month later.

Uncle Bamboo Basket came here wearing a military uniform, dressed as a woman, and he also brought another set of military uniform to put on the pig's head.He first checked the big roots planted by the pig's head, and praised him for his talent.Then tell Zhutou what happened in the past half month.

It turned out that Jackie's mother had died. In order to get the invitation to the royal party, Jackie went to Bamboo Basket to ask for the inheritance left by his father.Bamboo Basket refused to give it to him, because inheritance is not money at all.But Jackie didn't believe it, so he reported Bamboo to the police, convicted him of treason, and was sentenced to death.Bamboo basket took a chance, escaped, came to the forest, and found the pig's head.

Even if such a thing happened, Uncle Bamboo Basket still forgave Jackie, but because of this, he didn't get the documents to go abroad, so he couldn't take the pig's head abroad for the time being.

As a last resort, Zhu Tou can only change his plan.Thinking of what happened in the next movie, he decided to hook up the Colonel himself.

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Finally, on the day of the royal ball, Uncle Zhulan got the documents to go abroad, but before going abroad, he needs to take the latest batch of big roots to the palace, sell them to his good cousin, and get a sum of money for him to go far away .

Uncle Bamboo Basket is also very hesitant, besides Zhu Tou, he also wants to take Jackie away.

The pig head persuaded: "Today is the royal ball, Jackie must have got the invitation letter, we can see him in the palace. Then there is still time to take him away."

Bamboo basket thought about it, so he took the pig's head and rode a pony to the palace.

At last they reached the outskirts of the palace before the pony collapsed from strength.There are a few unmarried men wandering around here. Seeing that they are women in military uniforms, they pick up the chains around their necks and propose to them.

The pig's head and the bamboo basket didn't look sideways, and carried a basket of big roots into the palace.At this time, many young boys in white robes had gathered in the ball hall of the palace.Bamboo basket quickly walked to his cousin's office, and because he had plenty of time, he sent Zhutou out, while he stayed in his cousin's office to do things that Jin Shou couldn't describe ╮(╯_╰)╭

This can be regarded as fulfilling Zhutou's wish, after all, he needs this time to find the colonel and prevent Jackie from being with the colonel.With his chest out and his abdomen in, he acted like a soldier, and walked swaggeringly in the palace.

Unexpectedly, at the corner, he met the general's deputy who was receiving foreign guests.

The deputy came over quickly and asked him with his hands behind his back: "Who are you and why are you here?"

"Report, I'm Zhutou, the assistant of XXX (cousin's name)." This is what he asked for from Uncle Zhulan's cousin before, just to avoid being suspected.

Although the deputy had never met him, she heard that he was XXX's assistant, so she let go of her doubts. She waved: "Go. There are many things in the palace today, there is no need, don't walk around casually."

The pig's head saluted: "Yes, I obey."

The deputy suddenly noticed that he was holding a box in his hand, and asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"

Zhutou opened the box, and there were several big roots inside: "The person who delivered the big roots came today, XXX asked me to give these big roots to the colonel."

The deputy no longer had any doubts, and waved the pig's head to leave.

Zhu Tou dared to let out his suffocated breath only after walking far away, he was really scared to death just now.

Because he was not familiar with the terrain of the palace, he turned left and turned right to reach the porridge supply room. He knew exactly how the porridge came from the pig's head. Taking advantage of no one's supervision, he pressed a few buttons and watched the white porridge gradually turn into a porridge. After black, sneaked away.

Just 2 minutes after he escaped, the administrator came in with an apple to take a look, was startled, and immediately pressed the alarm system.

Five minutes later, the colonel followed the general to the supply room.The general asked his deputy: "Can it be saved?"

The deputy shook his head: "No. The excrement has been piped to every household."

The deputy felt very heartbroken. This is the perfect solution their country came up with to solve domestic demand. All the excrement in the country was recycled, processed, and turned into porridge for supply back.In this way, luxurious food like Dagen can belong to the upper class like them forever.

However, after today, they can no longer carry on this matter.

After investigation, the deputy came to a conclusion and came to report to the general.

"There should be an inner ghost. Many people came to the palace today, we should investigate from these people."

Fortunately, they didn't suspect the pig's head.

At this time, Zhu Tou had already found the colonel's room.He knocked lightly on the door three times, but no one answered.He had no choice but to stand outside the door holding the box containing the big roots and waiting.

The colonel came back surrounded by a group of people, and saw a tall, flat-chested girl standing in front of her door from a distance.

"What's the matter?" The colonel asked as gently as possible, curling the corners of his lips.

Hit by her slightly deep, sexy voice, the pig's head came back to its senses, and bumped into the colonel's brown eyes.Zhu Tou blushed and replied tremblingly: "Report to Colonel, I'm here to give you a big root."

The colonel's eyes dimmed, and after the door opened, he waved his hands away, leaving only her and the pig's head in the large room.

This is about Zhutou's appearance in women's clothing today.Because of his young age, his face has not yet been opened, and the lines of his face are still soft. In addition to his big brown eyes, which are longer than the eyelashes of ordinary women, it is no wonder that no one can tell that he is a man.

What's more, this is a country that treats women as men and men as pet dogs.On the way here, Zhu Tou passed by the ballroom, a group of men in diamond-encrusted white robes shook the dog chains around their necks, begging Zhu Tou to take them away.Among them is Zhutou's cousin Weiji.Jackie, on the other hand, raised his head, looking at the stairs that the colonel would come out of later, with a dreamy smile on his lips.

The colonel asked the pig to sit down, and she brought a glass of water for the pig to drink.

The pig's head took a shallow sip of water, then turned to meet the colonel's gentle eyes.

"Is it good?" asked the Colonel.

Pig nodded, pinched his throat and asked, "Aren't you going to the dance?"

The colonel shook his head, "The son-in-law is pre-determined, and it is Mikron."

If the colonel is the cinnabar mole in the hearts of unmarried men all over the country, Mikron is the holy horse of unmarried women all over the country.The vampire commercials he played with a certain actress always attracted a large number of girls to watch under the TV.

At this time the door was opened, the general came in with his deputy, and she told the pig to go out.

Zhu Tou looked back three times at every step, reluctantly leaving the Colonel.

After going out, Zhu Tou intends to go back to find Uncle Zhulan.Near the ballroom, I saw the bamboo basket pulling Jackie to talk.

Jackie was startled when he saw the pig's head: "Pig's head? Aren't you dead?"

The pig walked over without saying a word, and looked at the white robe on Jackie with disgust. He was no different from the men inside who were courting with dog chains.

Uncle Bamboo Basket took Jackie's hand and said, "We're running out of time, let's find a place to change."

Jackie broke free from the bamboo basket uncle and said, "No, I still have to wait for the colonel, and I want to become the son-in-law."

The pig gave him a white look: "Don't wait, the son-in-law has made an appointment, it is Mikron."

Jackie was shocked: "No, it's impossible."

Pig head said: "How is this impossible? The colonel told me himself."

Jackie asked, "How did you meet the Colonel?"

Pig head said: "What are you asking so much for? Put on your clothes quickly, so we can go out."

Jackie hid behind the wall and began to change clothes.

After waiting for 10 minutes, Bamboo Bamboo was worried, so she turned to look, only to see a white robe on the ground, but Jackie was nowhere to be seen.

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Jackie disappeared, and Uncle Zhulan was very worried.

If you want to analyze it with a pig's head, this kid Jackie must not give up on the general, so he went to find the general.If he finds the general, the general is bound to like him.Then the mission of the pig's head will be considered a failure.So Zhu Tou chooses to split up with Uncle Bamboo Basket to find Jackie.

When passing by the Royal Ballroom, it was being announced that the son-in-law was Mikron.

As soon as Zhutou looked up, he saw a figure passing by on the second floor.He walked quickly into the hall, trying to catch up with Jackie.But someone pulled the cuffs.

"Officer, please stay." The pig turned his head, and saw a father who was promoting his son.The pig's head took another look at the direction Jackie left, and Jackie was no longer there.

Zhu Tou didn't want to have too much entanglement with this father, so he left him, but was caught by another man next to him.