I teach vampires to fall in love

The endorsement advertisement of a well-known movie star is being played on the huge screen in Times Square. The clock tower diagonally opposite the screen emits the sound of "dong dong dong". After the black screen, two men wearing masks appeared on it.

The shorter man has short black hair. From the exposed chin and eyes, it can be seen that he looks handsome. The taller man has long silver hair. Even if half of his face is covered, it can be seen that he looks quite evil Humanoid.

Both men were dressed in British-style clothes, luxurious and luxurious. At this moment, the man with long silver hair was sitting on a large chair. That chair looked very valuable, but in fact it was really valuable.

The short black-haired man nestled in the arms of the long silver-haired man, with an intimate gesture. The short black-haired man said, "I heard that Mr. President has an ancient sword from the past. We are very interested. At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, we will Come to your house."

Then a piece of classical music sounded, with rose petals falling profusely from it, making the two men on the seat all kinds of high-profile and high-end. Two or three minutes later, the music stopped, but the rose petals were still floating Then, the black-haired man waved his hand, the screen flashed, and three words appeared on the huge screen.

'Fall in love with me', surrounded by these three characters are painted with some complicated patterns, it looks very powerful, after a while, 'Fall in love with me' gradually turned into blood, dyeing the white background red, Rose petals floated on the screen again, and it took about a minute for the huge screen to return to its original state.

From the time when the huge screen changed, the people in Times Square were noisy for a moment, and then they stared at the screen with anticipation. During this process, Times Square was silent, only the black hair on the screen The man's voice, people will return to normal after the announcement is over, what should they do.

Why not me? ! ——This is the collective aspiration of the people.

A middle-aged man speaking in a foreign voice asked a roadside peddler blankly in English, "What's the matter? Who are they? Why do you seem so disappointed? Are they going to rob the president? This is a new Creative Advertising?"

The peddler looked surprised, "You didn't make it?!" Then he said excitedly, "This is a weird couple of strange thieves. They steal what they like. Before stealing, they will go to the largest square in the country The announcement must be made at twelve o'clock, and things will disappear at midnight."

"The time is very accurate, there is no slight error. You hold back, listen to me, after they stole something, they will leave one thing behind. The climax is coming. All the things they left behind are antiques over 2000 years old, worth It is several times bigger than what they stole!"

"No matter what they stole, what they left behind is priceless. We all hope that they will fall in love with us! Getting rich is not a dream! The man with short black hair said, 'Falling in love with me' is Falling in love with me literally, we did love them terribly."

"Did you see? They are so handsome that they don't give stars a chance to survive. I heard that they also have a global support club. Oh, their hunting places are all over the world. The climax comes again, and it's not every day Everyone who visits them will fall in love with them, for example, country R has its satellite stolen, and what they keep are antiques, country R has been chasing and killing them."

"Speaking of which, I have to mention the time when they started hunting. It has been three years. For three full years, no police agent has ever caught them. They are international thieves. Do they have a dreamy chase?! I have it! If you think about it now, it’s like making a blockbuster movie!"

"Hey, this time Mr. President is also going to join the team hunting down 'in love with me', this is a matter of face! What are you pulling me for?"

The middle-aged uncle pointed behind the peddler with his fingers trembling, and said tremblingly, "Is...is that them?"

The hawker chicken was frozen, he turned his head quickly, the strength made the onlookers worry that his little neck would be broken, he looked up and down, left, right, left, right, right, no!He turned his head and looked fiercely at the middle-aged uncle, "How can you deceive my feelings?! Can you gossip happily together?!"

"You can't see?" The middle-aged uncle trembled even more. There were two men standing opposite him who looked exactly like those on the screen. Why couldn't this peddler see him?

"Look at the peat! Do I think I'm blind? They're all flashing bodies, so I won't be able to see them here? Everyone will pounce on them, okay?"

The middle-aged uncle twisted his neck stiffly, and he found that the two luminous bodies seemed to be invisible, and no one around could see them, except...he, "Ghost!!!!!!" The middle-aged uncle said deeply. He deeply felt that if you have money, you have to spend your life, so he ran away roaring heart-piercingly.

Vendor: "...crazy!"

Bai Yi's eyes widened, looking at the back of the middle-aged uncle who quickly disappeared, and he was still a little puzzled, "Guxius, are we that scary?" ) They are simply making trouble out of no reason, just want him to remember them deeply, how come they scare him away instead?

"It's the human who has eyes that don't see Mount Tai." Guxius kissed the corner of Bai Yi's mouth and said without any shame.

Bai Yi felt happy.

At 55:[-] in the middle of the night, Bai Yi and Gu Xiusi appeared in the presidential palace. What was more surprising was that the guards in the presidential palace didn't increase in size.

The figures of the two flashed and disappeared in place. This is a basement. It seems that it has just been excavated, and the sanitation was cleaned well. There was a sound of footsteps, and a man in Taoist robes appeared in front of the two.

This man looks alluring, but he has a facial paralysis. Not only does he not spoil his complexion, but he has an unexpected beauty. His eyes linger on Gu Xiusi obsessively, "What's so good about this man? He is not as good-looking as me, and his race is also different from yours." No, sooner or later he will..." He didn't finish the rest of the sentence, because Guxius slapped him away with a wave of his hand.

"Pfft...cough cough cough, are you angry? For a human being?" The man's face contorted with jealousy.

Bai Yi lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders, as if he was crying. The corners of Gu Xius' eyes twitched almost invisibly. Since Bai Yi wanted to act, he would cooperate. Gu Xius took Bai Yi into his arms , caressing Bai Yi's back, comforting Bai Yi's 'frightened' little heart.

The coquettish man climbed up with a distorted expression. He leaned on the wall and panted with difficulty. Since the year Guxius appeared, he has been deeply infatuated with this man. He is a Taoist priest who knows a little bit of magic. He began to suspect that Gusius was not human because of his strange behavior when stealing things. Sure enough, his guess was right. After checking the classics, he was sure that Gusius was not human.

As for Bai Yi who was beside Gu Xiusi, he always thought that he was Gu Xiu Si's favorite male favourite, and he couldn't be on the stage, because Bai Yi was a human being, how could a non-human Gu Xiu Si fall in love with a human being?

The coquettish man clenched the sword in his hand. This sword is exactly the ancient sword owned by Mr. President. The coquettish man discovered that this sword has the function of engraving genitals. Guxius should not dare to directly confront it. Success or failure depends on it. The coquettish man stretched out his hand across the entire sword body, the ancient sword suddenly shone with golden light, he raised the sword and rushed towards Bai Yi, vowing to take the life of this male favorite!

As expected, Guxius avoided it, and the coquettish man was ecstatic, that man was his own, "Pfft..." No, how could it be like this?The coquettish man looked down at his chest in disbelief, where there was a white hand.

Bai Yi squeezed hard, and a coquettish flower exploded in his heart. There was a layer of white light on his hand, and the blood didn't stain his hand at all. He took out a pure white handkerchief out of thin air, and wiped it carefully. own hand, "Why don't you go out with your IQ?"

With a "plop", the coquettish man fell to the ground. The last thing he saw was Guxius holding the ancient sword in his hand with gloves on. He suddenly had a feeling that Guxius was not afraid of the ancient sword, but It's so sad to dislike the ancient sword being taken by him.

Bai Yi threw himself into Gu Xiusi's arms, "I'm frightened and need your comfort."

Guxius glanced at the coquettish man who was dying, and calmly began to comfort Bai Yi.

Early the next morning, the country's front-page newspaper published the news that Mr. President Gu Jian was lost. At [-]:[-] noon on this day, all the countries visited by "Fall in Love with Me" received a video, as usual , on the huge screen in the largest square, "Fall in Love with Me" announced that it will leave here temporarily, goodbye by fate.

Ordinary people: how did you go?Is my dream of being a winner in life swollen?

Government: Applause!applaud!applaud!Say important words three times! ! !

Global Support Club: Chirp... We will be waiting for you!

When the celestial planet exploded, Bai Yi and Guxius had already returned to Planet Eilant, Wen Li lived up to expectations, and the TV network took care of it. Since then, Eilante has lived a life full of entertainment and gossip, Bai Yi is very pleased Now, they won't be staring at him and Gu Xius all the time, the days of being gossiped by vampires are really tiring.

Wen Li has become a national idol, not only from Planet Airante but also from Planet Pulia. That's right, Bai Yi collected a lot of money before agreeing to popularize TV networks on Planet Pulia.

One day, Bai Yi suddenly became interested in being a star. He began to discuss with Gu Xius what to do in the first play. Gu Xius had deep eyes and picked up Bai Yi and threw him on the bed. clothes, "I need to take a closer look."

With black lines all over Bai Yi's face, "What do you think I'm acting in?"

"Sex scene."

"Are you willing?"

Gu Xius took off the last piece of clothing on Bai Yi's body, "Ken, the object can only be me."

"You are prostitution in the daytime! Shameless, blah blah blah!!!"

A room full of love.

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