I teach vampires to fall in love

"My lord, it's time for you to eat." Nick said seriously.

I nodded, "Do you know who the original creator of this painting is?"

Nick shook his head, "This old slave has heard of this legend since he can remember. Anyone who is a vampire knows this painting, but he doesn't know when it was handed down, let alone who created it." He saw me frowning , and added, "It is rumored that Lord Heishi painted it. If Lord Bai Yi really wants to know, you can ask Lord Duke."

The corners of my eyes twitched uncontrollably, "Don't tell me you call that white-haired man Master Baishi?!" Besides, let me ask Guxius? !Stop making trouble, okay?It's impossible for him to have such a bad memory that he forgot about me licking his face so quickly!

"Because this is a well-known legend, and the names of the two adults are unknown, the elders' house unanimously negotiated the names."

I really want to kneel down for the naming skill of that presbytery!What's wrong with taking the name of black and white impermanence!

Forget it, what's the matter with love!I'm more curious about another thing now, "Do you also growl when you're hungry?"

"No, I just feel extremely thirsty. If there is an extreme lack of blood, I will fall into a deep sleep until I am awakened by blood again." Nick replied patiently.

I asked strangely, "Then how do you know that my stomach growls because I want to eat?"

"Master Luer told this old slave about your living habits, so of course this old slave will keep it in mind."

"Lul?" I was startled, and asked tentatively, "What did Lul tell you? Did you mention my race?"

Nick smiled reassuringly, "Master Bai Yi, don't worry, since you have just returned to the blood clan, and you are the same as Lord Liu, naturally you are also protected by Duke Sinoloman."

Same as Lul? !Hehe, I can completely imagine Lul telling Nick that he was lying to Nick without changing his face, and then looking at Nick who completely believed in this kind of rhetoric, I am now sure and sure that Lul's core is black!

"Who is Duke Sinoloman? Why can Lul and I get his protection?"

Nick's expression became more subtle, "Duke Sinoloman proposed to the Council of Elders to establish a protection law for mixed blood from another world mainly for the purpose of protecting Mr. Lure, and the executor of this protection law is Duke Sinoloman. You just ..."

I picked up what Nick hadn't said, "I'm just passing by," I said without waiting for Nick's reaction, "Let's talk as we go!"

"Are you sure you want to walk to the restaurant?" Nick looked me up and down, "Are you sure you want to go this way?"

I looked at the big and ugly corridor, "It looks like it will be dark if I go to the restaurant." Then I looked at my clothes, wondering, "Is there something wrong with my clothes?"

Nick, "...is it really okay for you to go to the restaurant in your pajamas?"

Me: =mouth=

"Pajamas? This is pajamas?!" I asked in horror as I pulled on the more formal and gorgeous clothes than I used to go out to the banquet.

Nick seemed more surprised than I was, "This is indeed pajamas," his eyes suddenly became pitiful, "My lord, you have suffered before!"

Me: =_=

What should I say?Do you want to tell Nick that my master never suffered before!Taking a step back, even if the young master has suffered before, he doesn't need to be a blood bank for vampires, okay? !

Nick didn't stop thinking about it because of my silence, but looked at me very firmly and said, "Lord Bai Yi, don't worry, this old slave will definitely keep you healthy and healthy!"

I looked at Nick with a wooden face, yes, I can provide "meals" to your master only when I am in good health!

Seeing that Nick was about to open up new ideas, I quickly interrupted him, "I'm hungry, take me to find a place to change, and then go to the restaurant." Damn it!Speaking of changing clothes, I just remembered that I haven't washed yet!Covering my face, so I talked with Nick for so long with the face of just waking up? !But fortunately, the young master has a handsome face, so it's okay! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Nick looked at me suspiciously.

"Hey, Gusius is having trouble with me right now! So I have to move to another place. Do you have any good suggestions? The farther away from Gusius' room, the better!" It happened to solve the problem of sleeping in a bed by the way.

Nick was surprised for a moment, and silently took out a robot the size of a child's palm from his pocket.

Then, I witnessed a miraculous moment. Nick tapped the head of the small machine, and then he put the small machine on the ground. An open-air seat that can accommodate four people is connected to a sealed box about two meters wide, three meters high and four meters long.

I stared at the huge white thing in amazement.

Nick explained, "Master Bai Yi, this is just an ordinary suitcase, please wait here for a while, the old slave will pick you up after packing your clothes."

I quickly wiped the corners of my mouth, and watched Nick leave with the cool suitcase reluctantly.

Being idle and bored, I focused on the relief again, shit, does it think I'm easy to bully? !

I looked at the blank wall with black lines all over my head, "Are you so amazing to draw your man-made?"

The blank wall suddenly twisted strangely!

Me: =mouth=

No...isn't it? !Do you need to answer my question so positively? !

"Then...that, what are you going to tell me?"

The blank wall twisted more violently, and I quickly moved away from it. When the wall stopped twisting, I took a closer look and found that it was an abstract door, the whole body was blood red, and only the border was black. How do I feel? Weird!

I asked weakly, "You want me to open the door and go in?" Damn it!I feel the world's deep malice towards me!It was fine when Nick was around, but when I was alone, it mutated!

The weird door shook slightly, as if answering my question.

Fuck... Fuck, do you want to be so smart? !I looked at the abstract door tangled, should I go in or not?This is a serious question!

I originally thought, first figure out what this Eastern Region is, and then make a careful plan to escape, and finally find the way home, and end this fucking journey through time!It's totally a HappyEnd! ︿(￣︶￣)︿

But there is a terrible drawback. If I fail to escape or if I am caught after I escape successfully, I will completely become Gusius' "blood bank" in the future. To be blood-sucked by Guxius... The more I think about it, the more miserable I feel, and I even have auditory hallucinations—the sad song of Xiaobaicai!

I resolutely plan to open this door, no matter what I encounter, it will not be worse than my failure to escape!

I firmly took steps that might change my destiny. When my hand was about to touch the door, the door... the door disappeared! ! !

At the same time, a pleasant and gentle voice sounded, "Bai Yi? What are you doing?"

I looked at Lu Er sadly and angrily. Is the voice warm and sweet? !Do you think I don't know that your core is pure black? !

"What did you say I did?! At this important moment, God is sorry to see you, and finally gave me a new road, but your appearance abruptly cut off the road!" It was only a few centimeters, a few centimeters!I opened the door! ! !

Lure: ^_^

"...are you rehearsing a play?"

Me: ヽ(`Д′)?┻━┻

"Your sister in a drama!!!"

"I don't have a younger sister." Seeing me staring at him dumbfounded, Lul added, "Really, my father and mother only gave birth to me."

fall!I am speechless!

I covered my face and squatted on the ground, relying on it, I can't live through this day, how can I scold the street well because of different cultures? !

Nick's arrival interrupted the silence between me and Luer, "Master Liuer, Hello, Lord Bai Yi, you can go now."

I looked at Nick with red eyes.

Nick was shocked and stuttered, "Bai...Master Bai Yi, what...what's the matter?"

Luer also looked at me in surprise, "What's wrong with you? If I did something wrong just now, I apologize to you." The ghost knows that he just said a word to Bai Yi!

I couldn't hold back my tears, I stretched out my hand to motion for Lul to come over.

Liu Er quickly walked to my side, squatted down, and said softly, "I can do whatever you want!"

I looked at the blurred Lure with tears in my eyes, "Then blow my eyes." Is Lure swollen? !What do you mean he can do whatever I want? !

Liu Er seemed to be stiff for a moment, and it took a while to answer in a low voice, and then he mechanically blew my eyes.

I opened my eyes as wide as possible, "You should try harder!"

Lul's body seemed to be stiffer, but she still blown harder.

"Ah! The thing in the eye finally came out!" I sighed happily.

Lul: "..."

Nick: "..."

I wiped away the tears on my face and the corners of my eyes, blinked, and finally my vision was clear again!

I looked at it in a blink of an eye and was surprised. What happened? !Luer's fox face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, was distorted!

The momentum is terrible!I think back when I sent my brother's fruit photo to his roommate, my brother's aura was not so scary!

I slowly walked along the wall out of Luer's sight, and trot to Nick, only then did I realize that Nick's expression was also a little weird!

I looked at Lul who seemed to be petrified, then looked at Nick and said, "What's wrong with you?" I couldn't see clearly for a while!Or is the world changing too fast for me to keep up? !

Nick, "...my lord, didn't you cry sadly just now?"

I froze for a moment, and then, "Hahaha..."

Nick looked at me rolling with laughter: =_=

I just sat cross-legged on the ground and wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, "You don't know, since I can remember, I haven't shed tears because of sadness, and the number of times I laughed out of tears is countless!"

Nick nodded, he saw it, didn't he already cry from laughter?

"Are you kidding me?" Luer said sullenly after the fossil period ended.

"How dare I?! Human eyes will keep crying when they enter very small things, and I can't bear it!" Speaking of this, I looked at Lu Er strangely, "It's just a misunderstanding, you What are you so angry for?"

Lul suddenly turned his head, as if he didn't want to see me, but that's not the point, the point is that Lul's ears turned red!

I had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly had a guess, and said inconceivably, "You don't think I like you, and I cry to get close to you on purpose, do you?! Then you found out that it was a misunderstanding, and you became angry from embarrassment?!"