I teach vampires to fall in love

Although what I want to do most now is to take the male vampire who looks like Liuyu to take me to the tunnel, but Gu Yusi's face is really ugly, and I am wisely 'surprised', "Why are you here? And Ah, you know this vampire?"

"Ying'er, Liuer is your child, you don't even remember this?" Before Gulusi and Liuer could answer, Liuyu resolutely ignored them and looked at me pityingly and said.

I silently rubbed the goosebumps on my arms, glanced at the strange gazes of Gu Yusi and Luer from the corner of my eyes, smiled dryly and perfunctorily, "Yes, yes!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the person flew up and landed in Luer's arms accurately. I calmly waved at Luer, "Hi, what a coincidence."

"What did you say to my father?" Lul said with a rare serious face as he put me down.

Me: "This is a misunderstanding, really, look at my sincere eyes!" I told Luer briefly what happened, mainly emphasizing my difficulties and what I had to do.

Lure's reaction to this was, "You tell Guzus not to fight with father."

Me: "...Luer, you really think highly of me... Hey, if you have something to say, say it well. A gentleman can neither move his mouth nor his hands... Well, put your teeth away, and I will try."

"Gusu, Gusu! Don't hit me." After I shouted, I looked at Luer, "Look, Gusu doesn't know..."

"what's up?"

I looked at Gu Yusi who suddenly appeared in front of me, "..."

"Ying'er!" A cry containing complex emotions sounded from far to near, and Liu Er quickly grabbed his father who was about to fall ill again.

Gu Yusi looked at the two father and son hugging together, and then looked at me, "What did you say to Liu Yu?"

Me: "..." I had no choice but to cover my face, what the hell, everyone asked me what I said to Liu Yu, why didn't the vampire ask what Liu Yu said to me? !What have you done? !

After listening to my sincere (thick and foggy) narration, Gu Yusi said, "When Liu Yu saw you, he called you Yinger?" He said, and carefully observed my handsome (...) facial features, Then concluded, "Looks different."

Gulusi changed the subject again and said, "You followed the map to get here?"

Me: "Ahahaha... I accidentally lost my way. By the way, where did you get in? Why did you get in all of a sudden?"

Gu Yusi squinted at me, and slowly spit out two words, "Teleport."

Me: "Ahahaha...really? You are so smart, and you know how to use teleportation."

Gulusi: "..."

"Father, calm down, that person is a man! His name is Bai Yi! Not mother!"

"You know, my mother is a human from another world. After so many years, she is already dead!"

"Snapped!"

The sound of Liu Yu's palm touching Liu Er's face.

I was already stunned, and I tugged on Gu Yusi's sleeve silently, "Gu Yusi, should we avoid it? Leave room for them?"

Gu Yusi lowered his head and took a deep look at me. I suddenly had an ominous premonition, and sure enough, "Uncle Liuyu, you have to recognize the reality clearly. His name is Bai Yi, and he belongs to me."

Although I had the foresight to escape silently, but when Gu Yusi waved, I flew over uncontrollably and was caught by him. He greeted him with a passionate wet kiss. I thought, wait a minute, take advantage of Liuyu When crazy, I should be able to slip first.

As I expected, Liuyu regarded me as that Yinger, and didn't take the series of actions of Luer and Gulusi to clarify my identity at all. He just believed that I was Yinger, so now Gulusi stimulated him like this , he decidedly couldn't bear it, and rushed over while roaring.

Gulusi frowned impatiently, touched the top of my hair comfortingly, and I threw myself into Luer's arms again. I smiled and greeted Luer, "Hi, ape dung!"

What answered me was Lul's cold snort, he put me down, then glanced at the two vampires who were fighting hard to separate, and said to me, "Take off your clothes."

Me: "..." I folded my arms and tears in the corners of my eyes, "You are in public, you... you beast!"

A vein appeared on the forehead of Liu Er, "You have to prove to your father that you are not Baiying."

"Then you can't be a beast!"

Liu Er: "... Beast Peat! Let him know that you are a man!"

I immediately relaxed, "Didn't you say it earlier?!"

The veins on Luer's forehead tended to explode. In order to avoid tomorrow's headlines saying 'Liuer died in a fit of anger', I took off my shirt very dedicatedly and showed Liuer my proud figure.

The corner of Luer's mouth twitched and he turned his head, "Father, look, he's a man."

As soon as the words came out, Gu Yusi and Liu Yu looked over immediately, Liu Yu turned into a log shape, Gu Yusi flew over with a gloomy face, wrapped me in his clothes, and he still had time to shoot Liu Yu with his eye knife you.

"Goos, can we get dressed properly?" I said, looking at him with the only eyes that were left outside.

Gu Yusi: "..." He straightened my clothes silently, "Xiao Yi, if this happens again, I will punish you."

With all my strength, I pulled Guzus' hand on my buttocks, "Can you blame me? It's not forced by the situation...Okay, I will let the vampire who dares to take off my clothes in the future Cut off children and grandchildren!"

Gulusi's hand that was about to reach out and continue to do evil froze in mid-air, "Is there something wrong with what you said?"

I thought about it seriously, "It's really a bit wrong, then I'll change it. In the future, if a vampire dares to take off my clothes and then wants to do something wrong, I will let him die!"

Gu Zusi: "...I suddenly feel that the last sentence is more correct."

"Really?"

Gulusi nodded seriously, "Really."

"Yinger, Yinger..." Liu Yu, who had been in a trance and muttering to himself, suddenly became violent, "Give me back my Yinger! Give me back! I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"

Without changing my face, I watched Liu Yu rushing towards me with a ferocious face. Before he could get close to me, he was stopped by Gu Yusi. Now, Liu Yu is completely in a state of madness, and his combat power has obviously been greatly improved, and Gu Yusi is quite worried, so they are temporarily stuck in a stalemate.

Luer on the side was busy worrying about his father. It was a good opportunity. Of course, I took the opportunity to slip away. Of course, I ran. After all, the next time I come to the ancient tomb of Guzusi, it will be the year of the donkey.

I ran for a long time, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. After running for so long, I should have gone out, but now, I looked ahead, damn it, there was an endless rush!

Am I going the wrong way?Impossible, I just came out of here not long ago, I won't remember wrongly, or run forward?Just as I was struggling, a voice calling my name came from behind, and it was getting closer.

I immediately let go of my entanglements, and decisively decided to continue running forward. However, after a while, I was suspended in the air by the collar, and a male voice rang in my ears, "Bai Yi! Are you looking for death?!"

My hanging heart was relieved, I turned my head and looked back, "Hey, Lul, we really have ape dung!"

"Ape dung peat! It's Guzus who told me to come and find you! Can you pick a good time for you to wander around?!" Lul's gentle mask may have been eaten by him, and now he looks like a manic man disease patients.

I picked out my ears that were almost deafened by Luer's roar, "Calm down, calm down, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, okay... what are you going to do?! Lul, let me go Come down! Give me a few minutes, just a few minutes, I'm looking for something."

I struggled non-stop in Luer's arms. After being devastated by the super strength of Gulusi, my struggling technique was gradually upgrading. Luer really couldn't control me. Several times, we almost 'Crash'.

"Luer, just a few minutes! Let me look for it, and you won't die! But if you don't let me look for it, I will die!" I struggled and tried to impress Liuer's compassion with words.

Lul stopped and looked down at me, "You want me to knock you out?"

My smile froze on my face.

Seeing that the ruthless and vexatious Liu Er wanted to take me back, for Lao Zhi's hope of returning home, Lao Zhi fought hard!

One minute later, Liu Er sneered and looked at me, who was downcast, "It's okay for you to fool the low-level vampires with your equipment, but fool me? Let's forget it!"

I was out of anger, "You are despising Wen Li, I want to tell him!"

Lu Er shrugged nonchalantly, "It's up to you."

"You are despicable! You are shameless! You are cruel! You are ruthless! You are vexatious!"

Liu Er: "... When you scold me like that, can you stop rolling on the ground?"

I snorted coldly and kept going, motherfucker, find a way home, is it easy for me? !

Lu Er helplessly supported his forehead, "You get up first, let's discuss...not good!"

After Liu Er screamed, he grabbed me and flew back. I was about to ask what was going on at the speed of fleeing for my life. The sound of rumbling and collapsing from behind solved my confusion. He hugged Lul, for fear that Lul would drop me if he got upset.

"Luer? Bai Yi, what's going on?" As soon as Luer led me out, I met Wen Li who seemed to be staring at the tunnel in a daze.

Liu Er didn't even give Wen Li alms from the corner of her eye, she just said in a deep voice, "Let's go!"

Although Wen Li was puzzled, he still followed.

I lay on Luer's shoulder and looked at the gradually receding tunnel, feeling extremely depressed, should I be so depressed? !You said it was not good when you collapsed, but it happened at this time!Is the young master possessed by the God of Decline? !

I don't know how long it took, I fell asleep amidst the constant bumps, and when I woke up, I was in a bad state. Not far away, Liu Yu was lying on the carpet I brought, and Liu Yu beside him was lying on the carpet. Er was treating him, his forehead was constantly sweating, and he looked very hard.

I pushed Wen Li who was squatting beside me, "What's going on?"