I teach vampires to fall in love

"What does it mean to keep the green hills and not be afraid of no firewood?" Guxius was puzzled, and then came to a conclusion, "Firewood? Your hometown is very backward."

If I didn't know that the pervert really doesn't understand Chinese, I would have thought he deliberately provoked me!

However, "This is just a metaphor, a metaphor! Who said that my hometown is backward!" I turned and pointed to the coffin, "At least I slept in a bed in my hometown." Although the coffin is not as gorgeous.

hometown?hometown!

"How do you know I'm not from here?!"

"You want a bed? Here it is."

The pervert and I said at the same time, the difference is that I was extremely surprised, while the pervert's voice didn't even fluctuate.

Guxius said solemnly, "You are really slow to react, you are neither a blood race nor a Tianwu clan, of course you are a person from a different time and space."

I'm unresponsive? !Any normal person would not think about this kind of problem when his life is in danger, good!! ?

Thinking about it now, Lul is a vampire, but there is a bed in his room, and he can speak Chinese, so he knows that I am not from here.

I frantically swiped the screen in my heart, "You are the one who is slow! Your whole family is slow!" and asked with a smile, "What is the Tianwu tribe? Why does Luer speak the language of my hometown?"

Guxius came over, sat opposite me, and ordered in a natural tone, "Pour tea."

Damn, is Lao Tzu your servant? !If you say fall, I will fall? !

Gusius looked at me with a paralyzed face.

I bared my white teeth and poured tea for the pervert.

Under the eaves of vampires, people have to bow their heads. Lu Xun also said in vain that a real warrior dares to face the bleak life and face the dripping blood!The young master is a warrior, so I will bear it!

Guxius picked up the tea, took a sip, and said, "The Tianwu tribe is a group of omnivorous blackbirds, and Luer's language was taught to him by his mother."

I excitedly said, "Mother?! Lul's mother is human?! Where is she? Has she gone back?"

Guxius is still drinking tea in a leisurely manner, I just want to splash tea on his face!

Fortunately, my reason stopped me, otherwise, the consequences of splashing water on the face of the vampire... That picture is too beautiful, I dare not think about it!

"Lul's mother is human, she went back." Speaking of this, Guxius looked at me with narrowed eyes, "You want to go back? It's a pity, let's not talk about whether you can find the way back, do you think I'll let you go?"

I laughed dryly, "Who said I want to go back?! If I want to go back, will I discuss my future treatment with you?! I'm just a little curious."

Gusius stared at me without speaking.

I had a feeling that a pervert was about to pounce on me, so I quickly changed the subject and said, "You haven't said whether you will agree to my request or not?"

"As long as you are obedient and obedient, I will agree to all your requests." Although Gu Xiusi's facial expression remained unchanged, he had a tone of "I am so generous, why don't I thank Lord Ron!".

Fuck, is I a puppy? !Be obedient!

I let the pervert go through the ten tortures in my heart, but my face was as gentle as I wanted, "Well, let's make an agreement in three chapters first."

Gu Xius nodded for me to continue.

"First, you are not allowed to interfere with my freedom. Of course, I will not run away. If I run away, you can take away my freedom." If you don't pay, you don't have a chance. The young master will fight!

"Freedom? What are the specific manifestations?" Guxius asked. He found it very interesting. His pets had never dared to mention freedom, and Bai Yi was the first one.

"For example, I'm going to a certain place, and I'm going to do something, you are not allowed to stop me." Seeing that he had no objection, I continued, "Second, when you want to drink...my blood, tell me in advance Me, I'll let you bleed."

"Bleeding? Why?" It was also the first time for Guxius to suck blood directly, but it didn't feel bad.

I raised my hand to press the veins on my forehead, why do you say? !Damn, I never dreamed that one day, I would actually discuss how to drink my blood with a vampire!

"You said that the biting is so unqualified, how good the bloodletting is in the cup, clean and elegant, and you can refill the cup, dear!"

fall!I'm slipping, let's continue the hair cup, am I selling blood for a big show? !

Guxius used the man-marking method again: =_=

You can't annoy the pervert, "Then, if you really want to bite, then bite my arm!"

Gusius: -_-#

What do you mean he really wants to bite!He is not a beast!

If I knew what Gu Xiusi was thinking, I would definitely cry and tell him, yes, boss, of course you are not a beast, how can a beast compare to you?You are obviously more terrifying than beasts!

I straightened my face, "Third, you have to be clear, we are making a deal, don't act like a duke with me, otherwise, I'd rather be broken than whole!"

"...What do you mean by preferring broken jade to broken tiles?" The perverted question easily broke the tragic atmosphere I was brewing.

well!I'm so tired, I don't understand the language, and the culture is different, but I still fight for the best interests of myself. I really want to give myself a thumbs up!

"To put it simply, our status is equal. If you don't correct this point of view, I would rather die than surrender!"

"...On the planet Airante, the only ones who can be equal to me are the other three dukes and my duchess." Gu Xius looked me up and down, "So, you want to marry me?"

Hearing the abnormal conclusion, I shook my hand, and the tea I just poured... all splashed on Guxius' face!

In an instant, the sound of water dripping from Guxius' face to the ground could be heard in the room.

I jumped up in a jerk and ran towards the door.

You can't run away, are you stunned if you don't see the pervert?A high-end vampire like him, how can anyone... Oh, no, no vampire dares to offend him, his self-esteem is generally bursting, and when he recovers, I doubt that he will break my fragile neck!

Gu Xius certainly didn't expect that I dared to treat him like this. In fact, I didn't expect it myself. It was completely a sequela from the fight with my brother.

The door was right in front of me, and as soon as my hand touched the door, I found that I couldn't move.

I twisted my stiff neck, and pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, "Brother, dear brother, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, I have something to say, a gentleman can't move his mouth... no... No, a gentleman doesn't move his hands but doesn't speak!"

I'd rather be beaten to death than become a mummy!

"What happened? What are you doing?" Luer's angelic voice came from the door.

While I was struggling violently, I wanted to break away Guxius' hand holding my collar, and looked at Lul with tears in the corner of my eyes, "Lul, help! The pervert is going to break my neck!"

Damn, by the way, what kind of clothes are these? The quality is so good. I've spent half a day earning them, but I haven't seen them break!

Liu Er chuckled, he looked at Guxius who was full of tea, and then at Bai Yi who was baring his teeth and claws, "It seems that you get along very well."

"Who gets along well with him!"

"Who gets along well with him."

My frightened and angry voice sounded together with the pervert's emotionless voice.

"Hehe... and said they didn't get along well, and they talked the same way." Lu Erwen said softly.

Wait, why is the dialogue in this scene so familiar?What's the next sentence?I was frowning and thinking hard.

"Who told you to learn how to speak from me?" Guxius' voice interrupted my thoughts.

Me: Σ(дlll)

Damn, time travel god, please stop messing around!

This is obviously an idiot dialogue between the male protagonist and the female protagonist in the Mary Su drama, why is it me talking to the pervert now? !

However, fortunately, I stopped wisely, otherwise, the last arrogant "hum"...

"Hmph!" Guxius' cold snort sounded in my ears.

Me: =_=

You are so strong, God of time travel, even if there is only one person, you must insist on completing the process!

Do you want to be so dedicated!Even with machine translation, I can still hear the strong sense of arrogance!

In fact, it's really no wonder that the time travel master is too dedicated to his work—Guxius saw that Bai Yi didn't talk to him, and thought he was afraid, so he snorted coldly as a sign of disdain.

Gu Xius was finally willing to let go of my collar, and I ran behind Liu Er in a hurry. Compared with the pervert, Liu Er's attack power is obviously lower!

Guxius looked at the person hiding behind Luer with a displeased face, "You don't want me to agree to your request?"

I stuck out my head, with a look of surprise, "Is there still hope?"

Gu Xius nodded, "Your request is finished, it's time to talk about my request!"

Before I had time to be happy, I made a bitter face when I heard this.

Although I don't want to admit it, the pervert is indeed dominant now, which means that I have no ability to refuse Guxius' request!

Who knows what he will ask for?And it was after I splashed tea all over his face!

Guxius looked at me with a sad face, and even chuckled, look!I knew my pain was his joy!

Then, he put his hand in front of his face, and the tea disappeared under the naked eye.

I don't know what expression to put on anymore, damn, isn't this Chi Guoguo's bully? !Is it amazing to have superpowers? !Actually used to do magic!

"My request is..." Damn, what a pause!It made me more nervous than taking pictures of my brother! "You are not allowed to get too close to other blood races without my permission."

I am dumbfounded, what is this requirement?It can't be..."Change...cough, Guxius, you don't think you've taken a fancy to me?!" I didn't wait for his answer, and said clearly, "I can tell you, the young master is straight. , the straight ones can’t be any straighter, and I will never succumb to your despotic power!"

Guxius looked at the soles of my feet from the strands of my hair, and said disgustedly, "You are short-tempered, poorly cultivated, unresponsive, not very smart, and have a short lifespan." His eyes finally settled on my distorted face , "You can still see the face, but any one drawn by the blood race looks better than you. What do you think I like you?"

It really is a pervert!If you say you don't like it, then you don't like it, do you need to say that I am useless? !

What?You said he praised my face?

fall!I am a man!What's the use of having a good-looking face!

Luer's gentle voice broke the confrontation between me and the pervert, "Bai Yi, Guxius is also out of consideration for your safety. Your blood is too attractive. It is hard to guarantee that there will be vampires who don't have eyes coveting you."

I was so surprised that I couldn't care less about getting angry, and asked in confusion, "Isn't there a mark? People covered by the Duke will also be bullied?!"

The author has something to say: Bai Yi: Come on, come on, feel free to complain! (＾ω＾)

Gusius: Collection, what do you mean by complaining? =_=

Author: So what... (tweaked) Can I collect it and then make complaints about it?