I teach vampires to fall in love

"My biggest mistake was being too smart!"

Gu Yusi: "...Xiao Yi, this joke is not funny at all."

I was angry, "What do you mean? Am I not smart?!"

Gu Yusi: "..." He reached out and touched my head, "Xiao Yi, be good, don't make trouble."

Look at this posture, if I don't say it, Gu Yusi will not give up, but can I tell Gu Yusi that Lao Zhi took a bite out of Zeyu?That absolutely can't!

"Gush, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Gurus stared at me for a while, "Honestly."

I simply said, "I don't want to say it."

As soon as I finished speaking, the enlarged handsome face of Gulusi appeared in front of my eyes, and his lips were gently kissed. Before I could push him away, Gulusi let go of me. He stroked my cheek and said, "I will wait for you." It's interest when you want to say it."

Me: "..." There is a feeling that I will be forced to kiss by Gu Yusi with various excuses in the future...

Guzusi and I went back to the cell, and we were already fainted. Gulusi ordered the Dream of Red Mansions to invite Liuer, and Liuer seemed very happy. During Er's treatment, Sinoloman glared at Guzusi fiercely.

Gulusi said calmly, "Luer came here voluntarily."

Sinoloman gritted his teeth, "If you don't send Dream of the Red Chamber, Luer will leave?!"

Gu Yusi raised his eyebrows, "What's the matter?" Gu Yusi said, "What can you do to me?" ' expression, it looks like you need to be beaten, and sure enough, Sinoloman started fighting with Gulusi without saying a word.

I calmly sat on the luxurious chair that Guzusi sat in at the beginning, and ordered Dasaz to add some tea by the way. Dasaz had a hesitant expression on his face, and I said understandingly, "Just say what you want Come on, it's pitiful to see you looking like you want to pull papa but you can't get it out."

Dasaz's face darkened instantly, "Can you speak well?!"

Me: "Are you constipated?"

Dasaz: "...Lord Bai Yi, Duke Guzus and Duke Sinoloman are fighting."

"Oh."

Dasaz: "..." He snatched the teacup from my hand, "Duke Guzus and Duke Sinoloman are fighting!"

I sighed helplessly, stretched out my hand to him, and signaled him to squat down. He hesitated for a moment and squatted down. I stretched out my hand and patted his head. "If you play with me, I'll make you look like tea", he said again, "Big idiot, they are fighting, can I stop it by force?"

Dasaz froze for a moment, then shook his head.

"That's right, I can't stop them from fighting at all. Gulusi and Sinoloman are the dukes. If you let me, who is powerless, go up and stop them, won't you let me die?" I looked at him in grief, "Why do you feel at ease? Thanks to my trust in you, I asked you to help me record the video."

Dasaz became anxious and explained, "My lord, I'm sorry, I didn't think so much, I really didn't mean that! Really! I'm sorry!"

I showed a gratified expression, "Knowing your mistakes can make things better, I forgive you."

Dasaz heaved a sigh of relief, obediently helped me make another cup of tea, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Wen Li and Hongloumeng's expressions of not being able to bear to look directly at them, I shrugged indifferently, they must have been fooled by my wit I am convinced (...), alas, people are too smart, and they are quite helpless! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After half a sound, Yan Li groaned... Cough, no, moan|groan... No, in short, Yan Li woke up, he was surprised when he saw Lu Er, and he asked vigilantly, "What do you mean? If you want to kill, you have to do what you want, don't use some crooked ways!"

I looked at Yanli with strange eyes, "Yanli, what's wrong with you? Was your brain broken just now?" I don't understand, now Yanli is a prisoner of Gu Yusi and the others, what qualifications do you have? How do you ask others to treat him?I deeply feel that what he just said is really stupid.

Yan Li's originally pale face was suddenly flushed with anger, "You...you..." I have been talking about you for a long time, but nothing has come out of you.

I asked Red Mansions and Dasaz to tie Yanli to the wooden board, and Dasaz took off Yanli's shoes, and then called out, "Gulusi," as soon as I finished speaking, Gujusi appeared in front of me. In front of him, he handed me a pure white feather.

I held the feather and waved it in front of Yanli, "Yanli, it's still too late for you to confess, or I'll be sentenced to death."

Yan Li's face contorted for a moment, and he replied with one word to my kind warning, "Bah!"

I'm kind of annoyed, as a vampire, as a vampire known for being graceful, how can you pooh when you're 'pooh'? !If it wasn't for my speed, it would be... unbearable!

Angrily, I punished Yanli—scratched the soles of his feet!At the beginning, Yanli still bit his lips tightly and refused to make a sound, but after I mastered the technique proficiently (...), Yanli couldn't hold it anymore, and for a while, the cell was full of Yanli's joyful "hahahaha Haha..." The voice, well, full of energy!

I scratched and said, "Are you going to say it? Are you going to say it?!"

Yanli: "Hahaha...don't say...hahaha..."

After a while, Gu Zusi suddenly pulled me away, I looked at him suspiciously, Gu Zusi was silent for a long time before saying, "Let them do it."

Why do I?"

Lul stepped forward and snatched the feather, "Because you looked like a pervert just now." He handed the feather to the vampire who tortured him in the first place.

I silently looked at the breathless words of laughter, and then looked at the crowd of vampires present, er... It seemed that they all had expressions of wishing to insert their eyes, and the one with the lowest status couldn't do it at all. The heart of a rejecting vampire is almost broken, I think.

Although the vampire's face was not very good-looking, he was worthy of torturing vampires as a profession, and he couldn't hold it anymore in his words, begging for mercy.

After thinking about it, he said, "The king sent me here to make Gu Yusi suffer and let him experience the feeling of losing his lover. I originally planned to do so, so I used Lu Shanqi. Yes, you actually agreed to Lu Lishan's request for Bai Yi, I was eager for quick success, so I became murderous."

Me: "Why Lu Shanqi?"

Yan Li looked contemptuously, "Lu Shanqi is irritable and irritable, he doesn't use his brain when doing things, and his control ability is to change his appearance at will, who should he choose?"

Me: "..." I decisively said to the vampire who specializes in torturing vampires, "Execute! Make him cry!"

The corner of the vampire's lips twitched almost invisible, "... yes."

"Bai Yi!" Luer suddenly exclaimed, "Come here quickly!"

Before I could react, I was caught by Sinoloman and thrown in front of Guzus. I looked up at Guzus' scarlet eyes and exposed fangs, and my heart almost collapsed. Damn it, Liu You crazy vampires, how could you be so ruthless, cruel and unreasonable to me? !

Liu Er's voice came from behind me, "Bai Yi, appease him! Hurry up! Otherwise we are all finished!"

Fuck, how the hell do I appease him? !You can't pat his dog's head, can you? !Uh... I'm sorry, what did I do? !

I stiffly lowered my hand from Gu Zusi's head, and took a step back silently, "Hehe..., accident, accident, hey, where are you taking me?!"

I hugged Guzus' neck tightly, curled up in his arms, and kept scolding my mother in my heart. When Gutus took me to fly in the past, it was the kind that was very stable, and the wind blowing across my cheeks It's gentle, then he should have put up a protective cover to block the wind, now... please look at my fangs and claws!

When I was about to fall asleep, Guzu finally stopped, and I opened my eyes, huh?Tomb?ancient tomb!I tried my best to break free from Gu Zusi's embrace, but he patted my head lightly, and he whispered, "Don't make trouble."

Damn, I said with a full face, I don't want to make trouble, the key is that you were delirious and wanted to go crazy just now, it is already late at night, you brought me to a gloomy ancient tomb, I have every reason I suspect that you want Lao Zhi to be buried with you!Most importantly, Laozhi is human!Unlike you vampires, you can still wake up after sleeping for thousands of years!

Gulusi seemed to sense my uneasiness, and explained, "This is my parents' cemetery."

Me: "...are they still alive?"

Gu Yusi said coldly, "Dead."

Me: "..." Let me take a look. Gu Yusi has a dark history, and it seems to be because of his parents. Just now Gu Yusi learned that his real brother wanted him to experience the feeling of losing his lover. So, Gulusi is going to confess his knot to me now? !Does this mean that Goose wants me to be his Duchess of Rausch? ! ! !

After guessing this, I feel bad all over, "Gu Yusi, let's go back, I'm so sleepy."

"I'll go back later."

"Gus, I'm hungry."

"I'll go back later."

………………

Damn, can it be better? !No matter what excuses I make, Guss always says one thing - I'll go back later!

Gu Yusi walked with me for a long time and finally stopped. The inside of this ancient tomb is more gloomy than the outside. Although it inherits the usual gorgeous style of vampires, I just feel that it is gloomy here, as if it will suddenly appear at any time Come to a ghost, in fact, I am not afraid of ghosts, but after going through time travel, and there are strange creatures everywhere here - vampires, tengu, ghosts and other evil things, I am afraid... Cough, no, I hate it!

The arrangement here is very similar to that of Guzusi's ancient tomb, but it is much bigger than his. There are two vampires lying in the crystal coffin on the middle table, which should be Guzusi's parents.

Gu Zusi put me down, stared at the coffin and said, "Xiao Yi, I want to tell you a story."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

After Dasaz apologized to Bai Yi, he always felt that something was wrong, but what exactly was wrong?

After Bai Yi called Gu Yusi, and Gu Yusi immediately abandoned Sinoloman, Dasaz finally realized that he was tricked!

He was about to step forward to argue with Bai Yi, when he suddenly remembered Bai Yi's words - "They are fighting, can I stop it by force?"

It seems that Lord Bai Yi did not have the force to stop it...

Dasaz said heartbrokenly, I will be a quiet and beautiful man in the future!