I teach vampires to fall in love

I was silent for a few seconds, and then asked, "Are you... are you chasing me now?"

Gu Xiusi: "If you insist on saying yes, then yes."

Fuck, what do I mean by insisting that it is? !Although your words are euphemistic, the young master still understands what you mean, okay? !

"I want to declare in advance that I like limp beauties with S-curves, not a tough rough guy like you!" The most important thing is that Guxius is a vampire, and I am a human being, so I am a natural enemy!

"Are you hungry, it's time to eat."

Me: =_=

Don't always pretend you can't hear me, Hun Dan!

So, being confused, I happily studied with Guxius (fog), and a month passed in a blink of an eye.

My biggest achievement is that I finally persuaded Guxius not to dine with me three days ago!I almost cried with joy!

Yes, you are right, until three days ago I ate with Gusius, and the situation was exactly as I imagined. I ate, and Gusius sat across from me and drank Laozhi's blood!Alas, if I don't talk anymore, I will cry if I talk too much!

The second is that I found the book Wen Wuli wanted. Speaking of this, I deeply understand the useless naming of vampires.

Thanks to Togusius' perverted teaching, my Alant language has advanced a thousand miles, and ordinary conversations are no longer a problem.

Of course I understand the name of this document, it's called "The Evolution History of the Blood Race", what the hell, I was shocked at the time, such a white name is not what I thought it was a confidential document!

No wonder when I asked Wen Wuli the name of this book, he didn't say anything, but wrote it down for me in the words of Ailante. It turned out that he also knew that this book was very good, and he wanted to get this book even more. !

I told Wen Wuli that I found "The Evolution History of the Blood Race", and he expressed surprise, "It's only been two weeks, and you found it?!"

I calmly pronounced the title of the book in Chinese.

Wen Wuli’s expression at that time was like this, (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)

I was very proud, "Didn't I tell you that Gu Xiusi is teaching me the pronunciation here? Actually, the location is in Gu Xiu Si's study, so it's not too convenient to find it!"

Wen Wuli was silent for a few seconds before saying, "I'm not surprised by this." I was puzzled, and he then told me a fact that surprised me, "Guxius's study is only for him, as far as I know , so far you are the only one who went in besides him."

Me: "So, I'm special to him?"

Wen Wuli nodded.

"He basically has no vigilance towards me?"

Wen Wuli nodded again.

I slapped my thigh and said happily, "Then help me find the way home quickly, you must take advantage of such a good opportunity!"

Wen Wuli was about to nod his head habitually, when he suddenly realized something was wrong, he said angrily, "Is this the point?!"

I looked at the furious Wen Wuli suspiciously, "Isn't that the point?"

"Damn! Of course that's not the point, Hun Dan! Have you ever thought about why Guxius is so special to you?"

I thought about it for a second, then shook my head.

Wen Wuli scratched his hair frantically, "Let's put it this way, although the blood race law here does not allow men to marry men, but there are no fewer crooked men here than on Celestial Planet! Even because blood races live longer , there are fewer women, curvy men are becoming common, you know what I mean?"

I blinked at him, "You said that there are no fewer crooked men here than on Celestial Planet? Well, you're right, but I'm from Earth! What you said has something to do with me!"

Wen Wuli: "..."

I saw him showing his sharp fangs at me, so I knew I couldn't be too funny, so I quickly put on a serious face, "I understand what you mean, you are just worried that Gusius will fall in love with me or that I will fall in love with Gusius , but your worries are completely unnecessary."

Wen Wuli put a blank face on his face, "You mean I eat radish salty and don't worry about it?"

I salivated and approached him, "How could it be? We are the League of Returners, and it's too late to please you! I can tell you responsibly, I like girls!"

Wen Wuli squinted at me, "You figure out the current situation, the key is that Guxius is not with you."

I'm also a little impatient, "Gusius is not a fool, our life expectancy is so far apart, when I become an old man, he will still look young and handsome. So, if you don't worry about it, he will like it." I'm sure it's just a passing interest."

Wen Wuli looked at me delicately for a while, then sighed, "I hope so."

From then on, whenever Wen Wuli saw me, he would say "I hope so", which made me almost have a nervous breakdown. Now when I see him from a long distance, I turn around decisively and leave !

The last harvest is that I have a thorough understanding of the situation in this world. It turns out that the omnivorous black bird mentioned by Guxius is the Tengu.

I was covered in blood by the malice from this world. It would be better not to understand the situation than to not know it. At first, it gave me a little hope, but now there is only despair!

Why do you say? !

Is there no reason you're a vampire living with a tengu? !

I fully understood why Guxius called the Tengu an omnivorous black bird, Nima they eat everything!It is said that a vampire went to Puglia long ago and never came back!

Vampires suck blood, and tengus eat everything. If they live on the same planet, hehe..., the picture is too beautiful, I dare not look at it!

Even a vampire can't come back alive, let alone me as a human? !Therefore, the plan to escape from the planet Airant was completely shelved.This incident made me deeply understand the meaning of the phrase "the ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone"!Then, I started the road of squatting and guarding the relief.

What? !Do you think I forgot something?

It stands to reason that the average person should be very proud of having learned a completely unfamiliar language in a month, but the young master is a humble and self-restraining ordinary person! 【Hey, don't say things that go against your conscience!

Well, in fact, Lao Zhi is a bit unable to look directly at Gu Xius now, because there has recently been a wave of gossip about Gu Xius among the people on the planet Airante.The worst thing is that Lao Zhi is one of the pig's feet!

This group of vampires must be perverts who are usually suppressed by levels, and they can ignite a raging fire of gossip at the slightest sign of trouble!

The so-called love story between me and Guxius has been passed down into N versions, such as "the first love of the noble and ascetic Duke Guxius", "Let's see Bai Yi's road to conquer the Duke", and so on. What is "an eternal love that ignores the secular theory" and so on, in a word, how strange it is!

When I heard Nick tell me about these rumors, I just thought, Fuck, who made this up?Why don't you write a novel, it must be a big hit!I like you!

As the saying goes, three people make a tiger, not to mention that now more than three people gossip about my relationship with Guxius.

More people make things easier. These stories are well-founded. If I were not the person involved, I would have believed them all!

This is also an important reason why I hide from Wen Wuli. He must think that Guxius is real, and then his settings will collapse, and he will turn into a Tang monk to torture me. Further!

Time, noon, location, the legendary study room that only Guxius can enter.

After Guxius finished teaching that day, he didn't take me out in a hurry, but sat there and looked at me.

My heart skipped a beat, I was afraid that Guxius would be affected by the rumors, if he really came, where would I cry? !

I tried to keep my expression steady, waved my hand, pretended to be impatient and said, "We should go, I'm trying out a new dish recently, I'm very busy!"

Very good, generally men with high status will hate such impolite women... No, start again!Generally, men with high status will hate such uncultivated men... No, why should I be an uncultivated man? Guxius is a man with high status!

Come on, forget it!All in all, I want Gu Xius to hate me now, but not too much, otherwise, if he hates me too much, what if he wants to kill me once and for all? !

Thinking of this, I burst into tears. Nima is hard to be a human being. It is even more difficult to be a person that vampires hate. It cannot be more difficult to be a person that vampires can't hate too much!

"Do you want to participate?" I heard Guxius say this when I came back to my senses.

I:"?"

Guxius sighed helplessly, "What's the matter with you recently? Why are you always distracted?"

I stepped back a few steps in horror.

Gu Xius: "...Have you been rehearsing a play recently?"

I covered my face in pain, and I was ashamed!Gusius, you can't do this!Quickly dig out the pampering in your eyes, and put in the coldness of the past!

Gu Xiusi: "What I just said is that the blood race will hold an aircraft competition in a few days. The top three will have prizes, and the other contestants will also have incentive awards. Don't you like aircraft very much? I signed up for you."

"How could you do this?! Did I say I'm going to participate? You just sign up for me!" Although I'm really interested, I can't let Guxius get what he wants!

When it comes to flying machines, my young master, I admire myself. Wen Wuli specially made the flying machine for me. I got started in a day. After a week, I can compete with cook No. [-], [-], [-], and [-] who can fly faster!Is there a genius? !

"...If you don't like it, I can retire for you."

Me: =mouth=

No!Gusius, wake up!You can't be so unprincipled!What about your machismo? !Spit it out, don't eat it!

I was silent for a while, "Guxius, don't you feel that something is wrong with you?"

Gusius: "Yes, yes."

I:"......"

Gusius: "Hino Loman has taught me a lot."

Me: =_=

When we were in elementary school, the teacher once asked us what our ideals are when we grow up. Other children said that scientists and doctors have ambitions. Only I told the teacher that I didn’t. The teacher asked me why, and I replied, I'm smart and rich, so I don't need ideals!

I still remember the teacher's expression was like this, Σ(?д?lll)

At that time, I was young and ignorant, and I didn't know why the teacher would put on such an expression. Now I know that as a person with self-cultivation and ambition, one should have ideals!

If the teacher asked me again now, I would definitely tell her that my ideal is to kill Hino Loman! 【...You better let the teacher go!

I have to point out the fact, "We are the relationship between the breeder and the breeder. Sinoloman's method is really not suitable for us!" Isn't the young master particularly smart and witty? !From Gusius’ point of view, he is the breeder, and I am the breeder. In fact, the meaning of my words is completely reversed. It’s a great feeling that when you scold a person, the person feels guilty instead. despair!