I teach vampires to fall in love

Isn't it mutated?Wait a minute, he knows about angel wings? !On an overhead planet full of vampires, Wen Wuli has white wings and is considered a vampire, then there is only one possibility—he is an angel who has passed through, pretending to be a vampire!

I stepped forward and grabbed Wen Wuli, and said, "I have something very important to see Wen Wuli!" and walked away.

Nick:  …

Lord Bai Yi, is it really okay for you to take away a man who is still a stranger to you without Duke Gusius knowing?

I opened a door randomly, brought Wen Wuli in, and then went around to lock everything that could be locked.

I looked at Wen Wuli who was leisurely sitting on the sofa with bright eyes, and before I could speak, he read out a poem that shocked me, "Look up at the bright moon."

I replied blankly, "Looking down and thinking about my hometown."

Wen Wuli changed into a more comfortable posture, and said in fluent Chinese, "The Heavenly King Gaidihu."

"Pagoda town river demon." After I finished the code, I came back to my senses, and I rushed forward with a yell, "Human, human! My dear! My dear!"

Wen Wuli picked me up by the collar and tore me off him, threw me on the sofa next to him, bared his sharp white teeth, "Although we are both time travelers, I am a real vampire now, isn't it? Your loved ones—human beings!"

I silently pointed at the snow-white wings behind Wen Wuli, liar!Even if you're not human, you're not a vampire!

Wen Wuli smiled at me, and then began to undress.

Undress?Undress!I jumped up from the sofa and hid behind the sofa, only showing a pair of eyes, "Wen Wuli! You... calm down, I am the same Chinese paper as you!" Damn, recently Why do you keep repeating this sentence? ! "you......"

I was suddenly speechless, and stared blankly at Wen Wuli's bare upper body, and took off the white wings, it was really taken off!I quietly sat back on the sofa.

After Wen Wuli was fully dressed, he fiddled with the white wings for a while, and then the wings shrank to the size of his palm.

He looked at me who was already stunned, "It's just a mechanical wing," he stood up and turned into a vampire's exclusive wings, "I'm a soul wearer, and you still say I'm your relative?"

I was silent for a few seconds, then looked up at him expectantly, "You want to go back, right?"

"I died of illness, and it has been tens of thousands of years since I passed through, and my family is long gone."

I hugged my knees and curled up on the sofa, with my chin resting on my knees, staring blankly at the floor, and asked in a low voice, "Did you call me a noisy human being at first?" Before the bird man could answer, I He jumped up suddenly, stood on the sofa, pointed at the bird man's nose and cursed without panting, using the vocabulary that the young master has accumulated over the years!

After half an hour.

Wen Wuli drank his third cup of tea, looked at me who was panting across the way, "Good boy, sit down and rest after scolding enough, and drink some tea."

Me: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

The young master is scolding you, isn't he praising you, okay? !Do you want to be so calm? !

Wen Wuli understood my expression, "I can completely understand your irritable mentality, and..." He took a sip of tea gracefully, "Just because I don't want to go back doesn't mean I don't know how to go back."

I was stunned for a moment, and then showed the best smile in my life, "Lord Marquis Wen Wuli, Brother Wen Wuli, please tell me, how do you go back?"

Wen Wuli: "Don't show such a disgusting smile!"

I quickly made the most serious look.

"Don't be so serious!"

The corners of my mouth are raised at 45 degrees.

"You smile so fake."

"Damn, are you going to say it or not, if you don't, I'll bite you to death!" Damn, I've never seen such a fluffy person!

Wen Wuli coughed lightly, and said with a smile, "Calm down, calm down." Seeing me baring his teeth, he said quickly, "Actually, this place is not very far from the celestial planet, and you can get there by spaceship."

The smile I just put on froze on my face, "What did you say? A celestial planet?!"

"Yes, celestial body planet, what's the matter?" Wen Wuli asked suspiciously.

Immediately, I felt tens of thousands of grass and mud horses roaring past, and I stepped forward and grabbed Wen Wuli's collar, "What celestial planet, tell me you are joking! You are from Earth!"

Hearing my words, Wen Wuli was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect this to be the case, the anger that had just spread on his face disappeared completely, he stretched out a hand and patted my back lightly, "Good boy ,I am sorry for your loss."

I shook Wen Wuli desperately, "Is it fun?! Is it fun?!! Doesn't it feel great to make Lao Zhi feel ups and downs?!!!" Damn it, I finally met a time traveler, but he still of different planets!Don't play like this!

So, I started the trip of recalling the vocabulary in my lifetime.

After 10 minutes, I sat down on the sofa dejectedly.

Wen Wuli, who was still lifeless, asked cautiously, "Are you okay?"

I raised my head and stared at him fiercely, "Since you are not from Earth, why do you know the code?!"

Wen Wuli: "... I wonder how you know this? It's obviously on our planet."

I covered my face in pain, shit!These days, you hit your shirt, face, people, car, anything!Now even the history is not let go!It's crazy!Are they still letting people live? !

Wen Wuli dangled a silver bracelet in front of my eyes, "This is a translator, and it can also be used for self-defense. Press the red button and there will be high-voltage electricity. Low-level vampires can be stunned for a day, even Guxius It can also be stunned for an hour, so use it."

I looked at Wen Wuli with a wooden face.

"Don't be so pessimistic, the future is anyone's guess, maybe you will find your way back soon." Wen Wuli took my hand and put that delicate bracelet on me.

"How long did it take you to find your way home?"

Wen Wuli: "...thousands of years."

Me: =_=

"Hey, Bai Yi, I will help you. If you have any difficulties, you can come to me." Wen Wuli vowed.

I squinted at him blankly, and waited for him to drink tea before saying, "Then you go and tell Guxius now that you want me."

I got my wish and heard, "Puff...cough coughcough..." Wen Wuli looked at me in horror, "If you want me to die, you can tell me directly, don't tell me so tactfully!" He seemed afraid that I would not Understanding his difficulty, he explained, "Do you know what's going on now? Guxius is like a wolf that has been hungry for many years. He finally found a piece of meat that fits his mouth, which is you. Who will snatch it from him? , he will definitely bite to death! Take a step back and say, I, a marquis and a duke, are just like a modern-day subordinate asking a boss for gift money, and I am looking for death!"

Me: =_=

Wen Wuli covered his face helplessly, "I was wrong, I can only help you do what I can!"

I nodded in satisfaction, "A child who doesn't talk big is a good child. Then, let's find my way home happily together!"

Wen Wuli: "You just accepted my help for granted? You don't want to ask why I help you?"

I said categorically, "I don't want to." Damn, what about writing a novel? !You help me and I help you when you make a deal, what about conspiracy theories?Shouldn't there be a female pig's foot? !

"...Don't think about it too much, I just want to find a book, it's in Gu Xiusi's study." Wen Wuli told me very unsympathetically.

Fuck!It's really like writing a novel, and there are really conspiracy theories!

I looked at Wen Wuli contemptuously, "Do you think I'm stupid? You dare not take that book, let me take it, then this book must be an important secret of Guxius! Then when I get it, you If you kill people and burn their bodies to wipe out their traces, no one will know that you took it, so you can secretly attack Guxius and kill him by surprise, perfect modus operandi!"

Wen Wuli: -_-|||

"...You can wait for me to find your way back, and then help me get the book. Besides, it's just an ancient document. You really read too many detective novels!"

Me: (⊙o⊙)

"...Then why don't you go get it yourself?!" Is it true that Xiao Ye is not suitable for reasoning?Guess what's wrong!

Wen Wuli: "Are you going?"

Me: "Go! Of course! Today's words must be kept secret, God knows, you know, I know!"

"Of course, especially not to let Gu Xius know."

I am relieved, absolutely must not let Guxius know, otherwise all my free meals will leave me.

I smiled and approached Wen Wuli, "Now we are grasshoppers on the same rope, shouldn't we help each other?"

Wen Wuli took a step back silently, "Didn't I just say that I will help you."

Me: "Can it be the same as before? Just now we were strangers, what you said must be polite, now we are allies, of course we have to say it again!"

Wen Wuli was silent for a few seconds, "Are you taking revenge on my furry?"

Cough, I was seen through!What?Careful?The young master is so vengeful, what's the matter? !

"Yeah, I'm taking revenge, do you have an opinion?"

Wen Wuli shook his head silently.

"Should we help each other now?"

Wen Wuli nodded again silently.

"Very good, brother, I am short of a flying machine now, you can help me make one."

Wen Wuli's expression suddenly became weird, "Guxius is very rich, you don't need to save him money."

"Who saved him money? I want an aircraft that won't be tracked." I said angrily.

Wen Wuli was a little surprised, "You should have only been here for a few days, and you found out that there is a locator on the aircraft so quickly?!"

I proudly said, "Anyone with a little brain can guess it, okay? Not to mention someone as smart as my young master."

Wen Wuli stared at my face, as if there was something very strange on it.

I touched my face, nothing!After eating the spaghetti, I remembered to wipe my mouth, "What are you looking at?" Could it be that I was so handsome by the young master?

Wen Wuli said quietly, "I was looking at how your skin became so thick."

I nodded and said calmly, "Thank you for your compliment."

Wen Wuli was stunned, "You think I'm praising you?!"

"The Bai family's family motto, when someone says you are thick-skinned, it means he is admiring you. We are self-cultivated people, so we should be humble and thank you."

Wen Wuli: "..."

How can you make me complain about the sentence "You are so thick-skinned, do your parents know?"? !

I patted Wen Wuli's shoulder knowingly, "Brother, you are still too young, you slowly understand, I will take a step first, remember our agreement."

Wen Wuli: "..."

My age unit is [-]. What qualifications do you have to say that I am young when you have a double-digit age? !

After I came out, I went straight to the large library that Nick was talking about. The old man often said that it is better to rely on others than yourself!

I am very grateful to Wen Wuli for helping me find the way back, but being grateful does not mean completely relying on him, what should be done must be done.

As for the relief, I had a hunch that there should be some clues, and there is no harm in going to the library to look up the history of vampires.

I looked up at the huge clock tower in front of me, and my heart pounded. Is this the library Nick was talking about?Is he sure it's not the library?I walked into the library with heavy steps, no matter how difficult it was to find the materials I wanted, it was better than nothing.

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten a very important fact!I looked at the book with astronomical figures in front of me, I don't know the characters here!

"That book will be crushed by you." The familiar cold voice sounded.