I teach vampires to fall in love

"My lord, I'm back!" I yelled as soon as I entered the room.

Since I was in high school, I have to treat my mother warmly as soon as I come back, otherwise, she will keep nagging, "Oh, I can't help my mother! One, two or three are like this, why am I so miserable? !"

I can still bear nagging, but the father who holds the power in the family and is a slave to his wife, he can't bear his mother's nagging, he can't tolerate her being sad, even though my mother is [-]% Baier is a fake.

When I was young, when I saw my brothers and sisters contorting their faces and calling them mommy enthusiastically, I felt very gloating in my heart, because I finally saw their faces paralyzed and their faces cracked!

The elder brother and sister are twins, they both have facial paralysis, and they are all geniuses, so they all skipped a grade to finish school, and others say that the elder brother and sister don't want to waste time.

But how I look at it, I feel that they want to go out to work early, so as to get rid of the nagging of the "forced" mother.

After my brothers and sisters went out to work, I always felt that their brows and eyes were brightened, and I was finally sure that they were indeed trying to get rid of the words "My lord, I'm back!"!

Now it's my turn, I finally understand why my brother and sister are twisting their faces!Still anxious to skip a grade, if you want to put me on hold, I will skip a grade too, only regretting that I don't have the conditions!

Alas, if you come out to hang out, you have to pay it back!

Mom came out from the kitchen, "Xiao Yi, you are willing to come back."

"Please, mom, I just came back last week, okay? Besides, I have to prepare my graduation thesis, so I don't have time!" I said helplessly.

Do you think your mother is a good wife and mother?

Then I will definitely ask you contemptuously, "Are you a tease sent by Dad?"

The reason why Mom came out of the kitchen was because Dad was cooking, yes, Dad is the master spoon in our house!

Then do you think your father is a gentle and honest man?

Then I will definitely ask you with super contempt, "Are you a tease sent by Dad again?"

In fact, my mother is from a military family, and my father is indeed a son of a scholarly family, but I once suspected that my father was reincarnated in the wrong birth. He should be a cunning and black-bellied fox. Being a human being is too inferior!

It stands to reason that mom and dad are incompatible people, how could they get married and have children? !

There is an allusion to this. At that time, my mother was still a junior student. She and her classmates went to a restaurant that had just opened for dinner. Coincidentally, this restaurant was opened by my father who had just graduated.

My mother was shocked when she saw my father. Since then, my mother has been pestering my father whenever she has time, and she has found out everything about my father from childhood to adulthood. She likes it even more. Father, because she thinks that the father who came from a scholarly family has become a chef after graduating from the business school of a prestigious university. He is so individual, she likes it!

Although the onlookers all said that the old man was mentally ill!I also once suspected that my father accepted my mother because my mother was the first person who agreed with him to do so.

Mom smiled softly, "Then Xiaoyi's thesis is finished?"

here we go again!I'm too lazy to complain!

My mother likes to watch ancient costume dramas, and her mother-in-law, that is, my grandmother likes a gentle daughter-in-law, so my mother pretends to be gentle and talks old sayings from time to time.

I nestled on the sofa and scratched my hair in distress, "I'm stuck, I don't know how to write."

Mom took ladylike steps and sat down softly, "Don't worry, I heard from my husband that there is a library in the old house of the Bai family, which has existed since your grandfather's grandfather."

"Why didn't I know?! In other words, why didn't you tell me earlier?!" I was surprised.

The Bai family is a scholarly family, so it is conceivable that there must be many rare books in the library. I am a liberal arts student, and this library is too important to me!

"You never asked, and besides, you obviously didn't like reading books when you were young, so who would tell you for no reason." Mom said with her voice down as a matter of course.

I dared not speak out, but echoed, "Yes! Mom is right!"

My mother kept showing me her old sayings, and when I thought I was going to lose my hearing, my father called out, "Come and eat."

I ran over like a rabbit. At this time, I felt that Dad was still very cute sometimes.

As soon as I sat down, my father said, "Have you learned the dish I taught you?"

Dad thinks that to love his wife is to cook for her with his own hands, so my brother and I were brutally "killed" by him.

In fact, Dad was not like this before he met Mom. From the fact that Grandpa never went to the kitchen, it can be seen that Grandpa definitely did not educate Dad in this way.

However, ever since he met his mother, Ms. Tranquility, his father, Mr. Bai Chen, has completely become a wife slave!

I was wrong, I thought Dad was cute just now, it was a complete illusion!

I slowly moved to a place far away from my dad—a place where I can escape at any time, "I'm busy with my thesis, so I don't have time for now."

Mom's arrival stopped the bowl that was about to fly over in Dad's hand in time, "Don't be irritable, you should communicate gently."

The old man said helplessly, "Forget it, let's talk after dinner."

After dinner, I seized the opportunity to slip away while my father collected the bowls and went to the kitchen.

Speaking of washing dishes, my mother also wanted to help my father share the burden, but since my mother can "fill Jinshan Temple with water" washing dishes, my father never let her do it again.

I opened the car door and was about to get in when my mother called out, "Xiao Yi!"

When I turned around, my mother trotted into my arms, and I quickly looked at the gate, lest my father would be jealous if he saw it, "Mom, don't make trouble."

My mother raised her head and looked at me anxiously, "Xiao Yi, I always feel that once you leave, I will never see you again!"

At this moment, I didn't know what was waiting for me, so I couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "I'm just going to check some information, not going to the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire!"

Mom didn't relax at all, she looked at me seriously, "Then you and I promise, you will definitely come back for dinner tonight."

I said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I promise to come back for dinner, grandpa will keep me, and I firmly refuse!"

Mom finally relaxed, she knew that I always said what I said, "Well, Mom and Dad are waiting for you together."

I gently pushed my mother away and drove away. I looked at my mother who hadn't left in the rearview mirror, and suddenly felt weird.

I lowered my head and chuckled, shaking off that feeling, "Maybe mom is rehearsing a drama again."

The old Bai family house is not far from my house, and it takes only half an hour to drive.

As soon as I got out of the car, Butler Bai came up to meet me, "Uncle Bai, are grandparents at home?"

Butler Bai said kindly, "The master is practicing calligraphy, and the old lady is playing chess next door."

I smiled, "Since grandpa and grandma are busy, please ask Uncle Bai to take me to the library, and then I will say hello to grandpa and grandma."

Butler Bai hurriedly said, "Where is the young master, the library is in the back mountain, and the young master will come with me."

I followed Butler Bai for about 10 minutes before arriving, "Uncle Bai, why is the library built so far away?"

Uncle Bai explained while opening the wooden door, "I heard from the master that reading is to meditate, and the environment for meditating must be quiet, so I moved the library to the back mountain."

I nodded and followed Uncle Bai in.

Although I was prepared in my heart, I was still taken aback, "There are so many books here!"

Uncle Bai smiled and said, "It was passed down from the ancestors. The master also likes to collect books, so there are so many books before he knows it."

I said angrily in a low voice, "I should have asked my mother earlier!" I turned back to housekeeper Bai and said, "Uncle Bai, go and do your work! I'll have to look for books for a while."

Butler Bai: "Then don't bother the young master looking for books."

I am like a fish entering the water, jumping happily into the pile of books.

I found the last book and was about to go out when I glanced casually and found a secret door not far away.I walked over curiously and opened the door. When I entered, I suddenly staggered and fell to the ground.

"It's unlucky." I looked back at the door, "Damn, who made the threshold so high?"

"Hiss...it hurts." Only then did I realize that my arm was bleeding, and I looked at the floor, the concrete floor! "Why aren't you laying floor tiles?"

I stood up angrily, and looked at the dark room, which was about ten square meters, "Why is there nothing?"

As I was about to leave, I suddenly found that a complex pattern was slowly forming on the floor of the dark room, and it was red. My heart skipped a beat, and I looked towards the door where I fell, and the blood was gone!

I looked at my arm, the blood flowed down the hand, dripped on the ground, and was quickly absorbed by the strange pattern, the pattern expanded its territory, and the color became more vivid!

I rubbed my eyes, then looked at the floor, the pattern was still expanding, "Fuck, I met a ghost."

I hurried to the door, when the pattern suddenly became bright red, and the whole dark room was full of red light. I looked at the door that was close at hand, and couldn't move my legs.

I was about to curse, but found that I couldn't even move my mouth!

At this time, my heart was extremely peaceful, and the life of the past 20 years flashed before my eyes like a movie.

I didn't do anything wrong!

What?All right!

If I'm okay, I'll never put toothpaste on Dad and Brother's underwear again!I will no longer imitate my old sister's handwriting to write love letters to boys!

OK!Apart from these, I won't do any other tricky things!

So, goodness!Please don't punish me with such weird things!

The red light was still on in its own way, and suddenly I felt dizzy, and I lost consciousness and fell to the ground.

At this time, I was in a coma and didn't know that I disappeared along with the strange pattern, except for the messy books on the ground, it was as if nothing had happened.

I woke up with a headache and I massaged my temples to get better.

Only then did I realize that this is not a dark room, I stood up and looked around, "Damn it, no! I'm time-traveling?!"

I stood there in a daze for a while, according to the time travel in the novel, I can't go back?

I have to say that my mother's sixth sense is really strong!

That is to say, I can no longer stuff cakes into the slippers of my father and brother, and I can no longer send pictures of my sister's life to boys!

"No, a novel is a novel, and reality is reality. I still don't believe it!" When I think about it, I feel uncomfortable, and I can only cheer up.

I walked forward along the tunnel, amazed all the way, this tunnel is full of all kinds of gemstones and luminous lenses, but it doesn’t feel like a nouveau riche, it’s obviously carefully designed, no matter how many treasures I’ve seen , and I have to feel that the people who cultivate tunnels are definitely rich and tasteful.

I walked for about an hour, and I was tired of looking at the rare treasures on the tunnel. Just when I thought the tunnel had no end, I finally saw light ahead!

I rushed over as if I was liberated, and then I was stunned again.

This is a palace-style room that is more gorgeous and exquisite than a tunnel. At the four corners are two-meter-high luminous lenses, which illuminate the room as bright as day.

There is a transparent high platform in the middle of the room. On the high platform is a crystal coffin that can accommodate four people, and a person can be vaguely seen lying inside.

Ma Dan, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't change the fact that this is a tomb!

The author has something to say: Bai Yi: Please collect and complain! (≧?≦)

Tranquility: The guest officer is very polite ^_^

Bai Chen: Madame said, you just do it =_=

Author: If you don’t collect or complain, I’ll cry for you! QQ