Fortune Teller.

Yesterday, guarding against this and that, the car did not dare to open, and the door did not dare to go out. As a result, guarding against coming and going, I sent it to the door by myself!However, if one ignores the current discomfort, last night was quite comfortable, but it was too violent, which made him still a little confused.

The hotel is not far from home, and it's not the place to commute to and from get off work. The journey went smoothly, and it didn't take long to reach the outside of the community.Qiao Yuan had trouble moving, so she greeted the security guard, and asked the driver to drive the car to stop directly in front of his house.

The time when Qiao Yuan came back was also quite coincidental. His eldest brother hadn't finished get off work yet, and the restless elders probably went out for a stroll and haven't come back yet. It means that there is only one stupid Qiao Ran at home.He just went in with short sleeves and shorts, exposed those hickey marks frankly, and walked over with a limp. Qiao Ran would probably just say in shock, brother, are you allergic and still limping? !

Hey, it's just so confident and arrogant.

As a result, as soon as Qiao Yuan took the key and turned the door open, she was immediately dumbfounded.

Except for him, the other four members of Qiao's family were all sitting in rows on the sofa, eating fruit snacks, enjoying themselves happily.As soon as the door lock rang, everyone looked in the direction of the door, staring at each other, feeling extremely embarrassed for a moment.

"...Uh, hey, it's such a coincidence." Qiao Yuan held the key in one hand and the door frame with the other, feeling a little guilty for some reason.

Qiao's mother rolled her eyes, and mercilessly turned back, "Oh, it's such a coincidence that I know I'm coming back."

Qiao Yuan saw that Qiao's mother was suddenly so eccentric, and she couldn't tell who had provoked her for a while, so she secretly winked at Qiao Ran and asked for help.

However, everyone's attention is now focused on him. Qiao Ran has seen such obvious small movements, and there is no reason why Qiao's mother can't see them, "Who are you winking there for? Are your eyelids cramped? Don't want me to treat you?" With that said, Mother Qiao rolled up her sleeves to do something.

If this matter had been left in normal times, Qiao Yuan would have run away without any hesitation, but not now, he has a wound on his buttock, so he can't run fast.Therefore, if you run or not, you will be taught a lesson, but if you run and get caught, the end will be worse than not running.After weighing the balance, Qiao Yuan still stood there resignedly, waiting for Mother Qiao to teach her a lesson.

Although Mother Qiao's temper was a little bit hotter, the methods of torturing people were mainly on Father Qiao. For example, the previous method of getting drunk was always simple and rude.But for the three sons, there are basically only two types, one is spanking with a feather duster, the other is pulling his face, rubbing his face and pinching his nose.The former is for the boss and the second child, while the latter is only for Qiao Ran.There's no way, when people become soft and cute, they will be more or less cute, let alone a cute control like Mother Qiao.

Originally, it was just a hot pot, and it was the greatest luck that people were fine. Mother Qiao wouldn't just slap her arm and hit someone when she saw someone.

But Qiao Yuan was unlucky because of bad luck.

I just scrapped the pot yesterday, and ran outside without farting after scrapping, leaving the mess behind.It's fine to run, and he won't return all night.Mother Qiao didn't think about it if she didn't go home at night. She is such an old person, so she can't control so much.In the end, Qiao Yuan returned it at noon!No!back!Come!

Now Mother Qiao couldn't bear it anymore. In Qiao's house, she was definitely like a queen mother. Who would dare not listen to her and obey her?Even if her favorite, Qiao Ran, is in front of her, that's her duty.Fortunately, Qiao Yuan made two mistakes at once. Not only did she ignore the strict order not to enter the kitchen, but she even forgot that today is Mother Qiao's birthday!

Since Qiao's mother married Qiao's father, the Qiao family has added a rule: Every year on Qiao's mother's birthday, no matter where you are if you have any urgent matters, just push them away!No matter how busy she was, she had to rush home to celebrate Mother Qiao's birthday.

Qiao's mother is not such a hypocritical person. In fact, celebrating her birthday is just to have fun and to have a family reunion.As long as the family enjoys being together, whether it's having dinner at home or going out to play, it's fine.There is no need for family members to spend money to prepare special gifts, as long as they arrive.

Yesterday, Qiao's mother and Qiao's father went out to buy the things they needed for the next day, mainly ingredients and decorations. The family of five got together to make a hot pot or something, and then stir-fry the atmosphere. This birthday will be very happy alright.

It is precisely because of this that Qiao's father and Qiao's mother bought things one day in advance, so that they can stay with their family all day the next day.Qiao Yang also set aside this day early in the morning to accompany his mother on her birthday.Not to mention Qiao Ran, now that he is an unemployed vagrant who stays at home all day and rarely goes out, he will not encounter this bad luck.

Qiao Yuan didn't come back last night. Although Qiao's mother didn't say anything, she was still worried that Qiao Yuan wouldn't be able to come back in time to celebrate her birthday.But no matter how much she called Qiao Yuan last night, there was no answer. Ask Qiao Ran, and she just said that she went to see a friend and nothing happened.

With Qiao Ran's guarantee, Mother Qiao seemed to have taken a reassurance. She no longer worried about Qiao Yuan's safety, and instead went to carefully prepare for the next day's family feast.As a result, the next day, after the four of them got up early and cleaned up, they all sat on the sofa and waited for the staff to arrive.But Qiao Yuan was lucky, the procrastination dragged on until almost noon.

Without all the members present, there was no way for the birthday party to start. We could only sit there dryly, staring at each other with the gong facing the eye of a needle.During this period, Qiao's mother was very angry at first, and after a while, she began to speculate whether something happened to Qiao Yuan on the way. Almost every two or three minutes, she asked Qiao Ran to calculate whether Qiao Yuan was in danger.At the beginning, Qiao Ran explained to Mother Qiao very seriously that he could only tell fortunes by looking at the other person's eyes, but later on, his mouth was dry and his tongue was dry, but it didn't help at all, and instead made Mother Qiao cry.

What could Qiao Ran do? He was also very helpless. At best, he was a half-talented guy. He didn't have golden keys very often, and he didn't meet his eyes.He could only secretly send text messages to Qiao Yuan under Qiao's mother's nose, hoping that he would wake up in that sensual dog horse as soon as possible, and come back quickly to apologize to the Queen Mother to celebrate her birthday when he sees the text message.It's a pity that the gods in the sky are probably busy eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou, or the wind in the world is too strong, so they can't hear his faint voice from the lower world.

I sent a lot of text messages, but I didn't see a single reply.Qiao Ran was also very anxious, not worried, after all he knew why Qiao Yuan hadn't come back yet.The scene last night was intense enough, and it is normal to not be able to wake up this morning. Maybe it is very possible to wake up and feel refreshed, or in other words, I have been fighting from last night to this morning. of.

Well, the worst case scenario is probably that this day will never come back.