The general reborn is a monster bitch

"Do you know when guppies are in heat?"

After preparing Tuantuan's favorite strips of meat, Liu Xiaohe started busy making cakes for Charles.Just now when I asked him what he wanted to eat, this man insisted on eating cakes.He has only made small desserts like cakes, and he really doesn't know how to make pastries.

Charles lay leisurely on the chair, raised his eyelids when he heard Liu Xiaohe's words, thought for a while and replied: "I'm not sure, it seems to be when the weather is relatively hot!"

Stopping what he was doing, Liu Xiaohe gave him a mocking look.Gaia only has two seasons in a year, winter and summer. In winter, the water is frozen and the guppies even flirt. It must be summer.As long as you have a brain, everyone knows this, okay?

Realizing that his IQ was being despised, Charles sat up from the chair and said solemnly: "I have never raised fish, how do I know when it is in heat?"

Poured three big bowls of flour into the water, Liu Xiaohe didn't bother to talk to him.

Unable to bear his IQ being questioned, Charles turned on his optical brain and checked carefully.

"August and September are the seasons for guppy breeding. August and September...isn't that now?" After careful calculation, Charles said belatedly.

"Looks like Tuantuan is in heat." It was because he had to eat and was irritable. It turned out that it was the season.

Charles pointed to the outside and asked in surprise, "Just that broken fish in the river?"

"What broken fish? Is that a purebred guppy? It's very rare." Liu Xiaohe corrected dissatisfied.

"What's the use of rarity? Why don't people catch it as an ornamental." Thinking about it, the crown prince bought that fish for a male pet. It cost a lot of money at that time, and it is said that it caused quite a stir.

As if remembering something, Charles leaned forward to look at Liu Xiaohe, and asked with interest: "Hey! I heard that you have a relationship with that broken fish, don't you?"

"No, we have a good relationship." Liu Xiaohe replied without changing his expression.

Charles smiled knowingly, pointed at Liu Xiaohe and said, "Don't hide it, who didn't know about that? The entire Crown Prince's Mansion is going crazy. You are fighting for territory with a fish, The bullied clothes are all gone, so I can only be pulled up naked by the guards, right?"

Putting down the ingredients in his hands, Liu Xiaohe silently took a few deep breaths, never expecting that his glorious deeds would be distorted like this, let alone that Charles would describe it vividly in front of him without fear of death.

"If you don't want to be poisoned to death by me, please shut up. Thank you!" Liu Xiaohe threatened through gritted teeth after stuffing a freshly cooked meat strip into Charles' mouth.

On the opposite side, Charles shivered from the heat and almost jumped out of his chair.Quickly took out the thing in his mouth, took a few breaths of cold air, held the meat strip and looked at it for a while, then carefully put it back into his mouth.

Suddenly, Charles' eyes lit up, staring at the two plates of meat strips next to the frying pan, ready to pounce on them at any time.After eating the food in the school cafeteria for so long, he almost forgot how delicious Liu Xiaohe's cooking is.

Seeing that Charles was not much stronger than the beast, Liu Xiaohe turned around swiftly, poured two plates of meat strips into the prepared pockets and tied them up.

"A~Xiao~"

"This is for Tuantuan, don't worry about it." Liu Xiaohe quickly refused, ignoring the other party's disgusting tone.

Charles stared plaintively at the people busy at the desk, and his eyes wandered to the bulging bag from time to time.He is actually not as good as a broken fish, and he is still a broken fish that once fought for territory with A Xiao.

"Do you know where I can buy female guppies?"

Charles shook his head subconsciously, and it took him a long time to realize, "You want to buy guppies? You also want to find a wife for that broken fish?"

After thinking about it, Liu Xiaohe seriously replied: "I once promised that I would find a wife for it if I had a chance."

"You..." Charles stared at Liu Xiaohe, and said in disbelief: "You really keep your word, if I knew that fighting with you would be treated like this, I should have fought with you first without saying anything." He just Too kind. At that time, I didn't have the heart to bully him too much when I saw this person was thin and small. I didn't expect the other party to be such a person.

Throwing a ball of face at Charles casually, Liu Xiaohe reminded him: "Don't think about it, you are not as good-looking as Tuan Tuan Zhang."

Charles pulled his face down in an instant, curled up in the chair and was sad inwardly.The fact that people are not as good as fish really makes him a little uncomfortable.

"Keep an eye out for me, and let me know if there is any female guppy for sale." Considering that Charles is well-informed and has status, it shouldn't be difficult to ask him to help buy a guppy.

"Understood!" Charles nodded with interest, listening to the sound in his left ear and listening to it in his right ear, he didn't take Liu Xiaohe's words to heart at all.

"Hey, let me tell you, why don't you get another fish to try, anyway, it's a physiological need, and it shouldn't matter if the race is different." Suddenly, Charles came to his senses, and seriously suggested to Liu Xiaohe.

Letting out a soft breath, Liu Xiaohe said weakly: "Excuse me, the learned and talented Captain Charles, have you ever heard the story about a guppy having only one partner in its life?"

"Only one? This poor fish is quite moral, very affectionate!" Knowing that he had made a fool again, Charles quickly changed the subject.

Liu Xiaohe was also used to it, and didn't continue to expose his faults.Thinking of the agreement made last night, Liu Xiaohe turned his head and said: "I have something to go out in the afternoon, and I will go back to school by myself in the evening."

"What's the matter?" Charles asked very naturally, unaware that he was meddling.

"Private matter, it has nothing to do with you, and it has nothing to do with your Highness." Liu Xiaohe replied concisely.

"If you don't say anything, how do I know if it's related? Who are we with whom? Let's hear it."

"I'm going to meet a friend."

"Who? Do I know him? Does Andrew know him?" Charles asked persistently.

Liu Xiaohe rolled his eyes, and replied with a little patience: "Yes, you all know each other." I have seen the Imperial Mecha Contest, even if I am not familiar with it, I can still leave some impressions.

He was relieved to hear that both he and Andrew knew Charles, and at the same time, he was not interested in asking further.The three of them knew each other, except that the people in the house were Hearst's classmates, and the people in the house didn't need to go out to meet, it must be those classmates.He has no interest in anything like Nicola Jiang Xiaoyu.

"Go, go, go out and have fun, get along with your classmates in harmony, don't make conflicts, don't..."

"Charles" interrupted Charles' eloquent words, and Liu Xiaohe asked earnestly, "Are you living too peacefully and looking for some excitement?"

Cleverly shutting his mouth, Charles didn't dare to speak again.He just subconsciously repeated what his mother usually said to him. As for being so serious?