The general reborn is a monster bitch

Chapter 1 The most embarrassing way to die in history

"General Liu..."

A tearful eye looked pitifully at the opposite man with a scar across his face.

Attracted by the boy, everyone at the table looked over.With just one glance, they kept shaking their heads and sighing, feeling sorry for the scarred man.It looks like he is only in his early thirties, but when he sits at the table, he is tall and straight, imposing, and he needs to have a temperament and a figure.But the scar on his face, which ran from his brow to the side of his face, completely ruined his heroic face.

However, this made the man more vicious. The weak boy with his eyes open and about to cry was probably scared to cry by the man's stare.

To say that this boy looks really cute, he is estimated to be around 20 years old, with a white and tender round face, a small mouth that is pink like honey, and he is pouting at the man and acting like a baby .

Although men are becoming more and more feminine now, such a soft and cute boy is still very popular in the Gaia Empire.

I don't know what the scarred man on the opposite side did to make the beauty so unhappy. Several male guests shook their heads helplessly and looked away. They were all on a blind date. You should take care of the person in front of you!

"What are you dissatisfied with me? Tell me, can I change it?" A tear slipped silently from the corner of the boy's eyes and fell onto the table.

Liu Xiaohe stared blankly at the tears falling on the table, and clenched the juice in his hand more and more tightly.It's not that he doesn't feel the accusing eyes of the people around him, it's just...it's just that he really can't satisfy this boy's request.

He, Liu Xiaohe, the youngest general of the Gaia Empire, has made a lot of military exploits at the age of 34. He has fought countless big and small battles, and he has never been so afraid as he is today.

This is his No. 11 blind date. Unexpectedly, the other party took a fancy to him at a glance, and within a few minutes of sitting down, they were going to talk about marriage.For others, this may be a good thing. The boy is cute and has a cheerful and lively personality. His father is a well-known wealthy businessman in the Gaia Empire, and he is well-matched with himself.But...but what he likes are men like himself!A pure man who ate meat and drank a lot, and from time to time could greet him shirtless.In front of this young man with a mouth smaller than a cherry and arms thinner than a cucumber, let alone a fight, a gust of wind could blow him down with his small body. What's the use of wanting such a person?

This is also the reason why Liu Xiaohe failed to go on more than a dozen blind dates. As of today, he has rejected eight boys.I don't know what Grandpa Yibo thinks, he clearly knows that he doesn't like such a person, but he still enjoys being a matchmaker for him.

Yibo, the 80-year-old squad leader of the Gaia Empire Dragoon Army's cooking squad, yelled at him for being wronged. How many people in the entire empire can find such brave and just-in-marriage generals like his own general?Even if there were, what people liked were soft, cute and cute teenagers. Only Liu Xiaohe had deformed aesthetics and was different from others, so he became an older unmarried youth.

"That, that..." Liu Xiaohe twirled the cup nervously, not knowing how to speak to comfort the young man in front of him, directly refusing was too cruel, and he couldn't say it tactfully, making Liu Xiaohe sweat profusely.

The boy stared at Liu Xiaohe with staring eyes, waiting for his answer. .

"Well... let's eat first! I heard that the food here is delicious..." He hesitated for a long time, and finally waited for the waiter to serve the food. Liu Xiaohe breathed a sigh of relief and finally spoke a complete sentence.After he finished speaking, he didn't dare to look at the boy's face, he grabbed a large toot leg and was about to put it in his mouth.

He is an orphan, and he has been used to being hungry since he was a child. Even if he has no worries about clothes and food now, he still can't change the habit left in his childhood. He will never let go of food when he sees it. No matter what the situation is, the most important thing is to fill his stomach first. of.

"I don't know how to use this thing." The boy held two wooden sticks and looked at Liu Xiaohe sadly. This is tableware from an oriental country on the ancient earth. In recent years, the empire has become popular and retro, and these things have been dug out and become merchants. Boo heads to attract guests.Liu Xiaohe has oriental genes in his body, and he has been specially trained by Grandpa Yibo from the cooking class, so he can use them flexibly.But for a boy who has only used a knife and fork since childhood, it is almost impossible to start with two sticks.

Liu Xiaohe paused while clamping the thigh of the Dudu beast, turned a corner, and put it directly on the boy's plate.

"Hold it with your hands and chew it!" Liu Xiaohe said thoughtfully, and picked up a few more pieces of meat for the boy.In his eyes, men like to eat meat.

The boy stared blankly at Liu Xiaohe's movements, and after a while, he swung his chopsticks, put his hands on his chest, and said coldly: "I like you, when will we get married?"

"Snapped"

Liu Xiaohe slammed the new meat for himself into the plate.

"I heard that the dishes made by this star restaurant are the most authentic oriental dishes. Let's try it first, and then..."

"Let's say it now, if you like it, we can eat it every day after we get married." The boy interrupted Liu Xiaohe.

Liu Xiaohe didn't understand that someone would talk about other topics in front of a large table of dishes. This was simply disrespect for food.He didn't know if he could stay for dinner after rejecting the boy, or let the boss pack it up and take it away, so he happened to go back and give Grandpa Yibo a taste.

After thinking about it in his mind, Liu Xiaohe raised his head and looked firmly at the boy opposite, "I'm sorry, I like stronger men, you... are too thin..." After finishing speaking, Liu Xiaohe waited quietly for the boy Like the eight boys before, he gave him a hard look, then got up and left, and even threw some messy things at his face.

"What... are you going to do?" To Liu Xiaohe's surprise, the boy not only did not leave, but also smiled at him strangely, then slowly got up and walked towards him.

Liu Xiaohe panicked immediately, what is going on?As the boy approached him he kept backing away, wishing he could shrink himself under the table.People around stopped what they were doing and turned their heads to watch the commotion. A few lively young people even booed the boy, yelling for him to jump on him.

Liu Xiaohe wanted to cry but had no tears, what was in front of him was not a boy, but a beast!But he couldn't resist.

"You, you...don't come here, let's talk about something..." Liu Xiaohe tried to persuade the boy, but the boy raised his mouth, looked straight at Liu Xiaohe, and suppressed it bit by bit. body.

The soft and sweet body pressed against him, Liu Xiaohe subconsciously stretched out his hands to resist, and the boy was pushed to the ground.

"Yes, I'm sorry..." Liu Xiaohe kept apologizing while stepping back, he stood by the side in a panic, wondering if he should help the person on the ground up.

The boy sat on the ground, bowed his head to his chest and remained silent.The melodious music suddenly sounded in the hall, the meteor shower was coming soon, the surrounding guests looked up at the sky excitedly, and had no time to watch the excitement of the two of them.

Liu Xiaohe breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped forward to help the boy up.Just when he was about to stretch out his hand, the boy suddenly stood up from the ground and threw himself into Liu Xiaohe's arms, and stuck his mouth against Liu Xiaohe's.

For a moment, Liu Xiaohe was stunned, he stood still with his arms outstretched.Realizing that the soft tip of the boy's tongue was about to pry open his lips to get in, Liu Xiaohe blushed, and with a flash of thought, he pulled the boy away and pushed it out forcefully.The boy reacted quickly, almost without delay, and rushed over again.

A shooting star flashed across the head, followed by the second, and the third. The waiter dimmed the lights in the hall, and the halo of the shooting star made the surroundings a little blurry. It looked like he was drunk.

The boy's persistence and the madness in his eyes made Liu Xiaohe feel terrified, he kept backing away trying to calm the boy down, but the other party hit Liu Xiaohe's chest again and again like clockwork.Seemingly knowing that this kind of behavior is not dangerous, the boy exerted more force and reacted faster each time.

Seeing the boy rushing towards him like crazy, Liu Xiaohe staggered his body and planned to run out of the Star Hotel from the side.It would be safe to return to the army, Liu Xiaohe encouraged himself in his heart.

The boy is not stupid, but very smart. He saw Liu Xiaohe's plan at a glance. He desperately grabbed Liu Xiaohe's clothes to prevent him from pushing him away. This is the man he fell in love with at first sight, and he must not let go.

He has a good family background and is not ugly. The whole hall can be filled with men who pursue him, so why does General Liu not like him alone.

The two of them tore each other and did not let go. Everyone in the hall was attracted by the meteor shower, and no one noticed anything strange here.

Suddenly, the boy was pushed out violently, hitting his head hard on the corner of the table.

"Crack..."

The loud noise drew everyone's attention away from the meteor shower, and the next moment the whole hall was in chaos.

"Oh my god! Save people quickly..."

"He fell, the man with the scar on his face fell..."

Everyone quickly stood up and shouted at the waiter, and a group of people surrounded by the broken railing were at a loss.

The boy stared blankly at the wreckage of the railing on the ground with blood on his face, not knowing what happened.But Liu Xiaohe had already disappeared into the vast and boundless universe.

In order to avoid the boy who rushed over, he panicked and didn't control his strength well. He slammed into the railing of the hall hard. It would be fine if an ordinary person bumped into it, but Liu Xiaohe is not an ordinary person. His strength is no ordinary railing Can you stand it?

The lobby of the Star Hotel is specially designed for couples. In order to create an atmosphere and feel the magnificence of the meteor shower more intuitively, it is built directly on the edge of Gaia Star, and the bottomless space is outside the railing.The probability of a person falling and being able to find it is almost equal to zero.

After a while of fuss, the police and military personnel arrived quickly, and immediately sent people to fly the aircraft to start the search after learning what happened.

When the Dragoons learned that their general was missing, they didn't bother to report to their superiors, and directly drove their mechs and spaceships to the space below the Star Hotel to conduct a blanket search.

The boy who broke his head learned the truth afterwards, and after crying, he became ill. It seems that his family did not expect that an ordinary blind date would end in tragedy.In order to appease the anger of the military department, and to express his apology to Liu Xiaohe, the boy's father donated one-third of his family property to the military department for weapons development.

The military did not pursue the boy too deeply, but Liu Xiaohe was the most promising young general in the empire after all, so even though he knew that Liu Xiaohe had little hope of surviving, the military still did not stop searching for him.

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