After leaving Zongmen, I became a top player in the entertainment industry

The news that the art history of the sophomore year was replaced by a young, handsome and knowledgeable professor quickly spread throughout the school, and the forums were full of photos secretly taken by Lin Shu in class, some of which showed him taking off his suit. From unbuttoning to undressing, to unbuttoning the cuffs and rolling up the sleeves, a series of photos filled the page, and there were boys and girls with nosebleeds screaming to go to this beautiful professor's class.

Yu Zehe swiped the forum with gusto, and saved a lot of photos of Lin Shu, and said to Zhang Yi: "You are so handsome, Brother Yi, you should follow. become relatives."

Zhang Yi was typing, and typed in the WeChat dialog box: "Mr. Lin, why do you suddenly want to come to the school to be a teacher?" It was such a coincidence that he chose his school and took his class. If it is a coincidence, Zhang Yi chopped off his head Come down to him.

The reply over there was quick, "I have nothing to do, teaching and educating people is a good profession."

Zhang Yi stared at the words and didn't know how to refute, but the other party quickly sent another sentence: "Do you like my class?"

Zhang Yi wondered if he was blushing?But his heart beat quickened, he looked left and right, saw that his roommates were all staring at him, and immediately asked with a tigery face, "Why are you all looking at me?"

Yu Zehe pointed to his mobile phone and said firmly, "Are you chatting with Professor Lin?"

"No, it's my brother."

Shen Feng "tsk tsk" said: "Don't hide it, brother Yi, your heart is full of spring."

"Shit, which eye did you see?"

"Why don't you show us the chat records?" Shen Feng jokingly raised his eyebrows.

This is of course not possible. Zhang Yi himself felt a little disgusted when he read the chat records of the two of them. If he hadn't known that Lin Shu was not interested in him, he would definitely think that the other party was confessing his love frequently just by looking at the records.

But his roommates didn't understand that the old monster's language skills were so poor, and they would definitely misunderstand it.

"Okay, okay, you guys should stop gossiping, it's impossible for me and him."

"Why is it impossible? The male is unmarried and the male is not married. Although they are teachers and students, the other party is not very old. The school does not prohibit teacher-student romance, right?"

Zhang Yi replied loudly: "Because he is a man, and I am also a man. I like girls!"

Shen Feng lay on the back of the chair and laughed, "Brother Yi, you look like a white lotus deliberately concealing your sexuality. There is no reason to speak loudly. The louder you are, the more guilty you are."

Zhang Yi bowed his head and started typing: "Professor Lin is knowledgeable and versatile, he has learned from the past and the present, and the class is lively and interesting, everyone likes it very much, but the student has a little suggestion, Professor, you should go to retake the Chinese class, the times are different, The words used to express your heart have also changed, you always like to come and go, it will be misunderstood."

Lin Shu frowned as he stared at the news, and asked Xiong Jian beside him, "How do people explain the word 'like'?"

Xiong Jian is a big bastard, and he is also a stupid bear. He said bluntly: "Isn't liking just liking? What else can I explain?"

Lin Shu searched for this word on the Internet, and found that his understanding of this word may really be stuck in the past. He thinks that he likes it because he feels good about this person and feels happy, but people nowadays seem to pay more attention to another layer of it. Meaning, like is confession, "I like you" is about equal to "I love you".

Lin Shu sent a voice over, saying: "The word liking has multiple meanings. It doesn't have to be used between lovers. I like you. It just expresses the meaning that I want to get close to you. Don't misunderstand."

After Zhang Yi listened, his mood calmed down, but he didn't feel too much loss, after all, he knew what Lin Shu meant.

He played this voice to his two roommates and warned them: "Don't talk nonsense in the future, what kind of person is Professor Lin, how could he like me, a mortal?"

"Brother Yi, you can't underestimate yourself. No matter how good Professor Lin is, he is just an ordinary person. He has more money and looks more handsome. He grew up eating rice and drinking water. He has two eyes, one nose and one mouth. Waiting for you in the future He's so popular, fans still think he's too old to be good enough for you."

"No, you don't understand." Zhang Yi couldn't tell them that he was a monster, his original shape had neither eyes nor mouth, and he didn't grow up eating rice.

Shen Feng hurriedly stopped Yu Zehe's persuasion, winked at him, and said: "Okay, don't mention him, just because you like men doesn't mean that all men in the world like men, and now we have to put our career first , what kind of relationship are you talking about?"

"Career and love don't conflict. Now fans won't dislike you just because you're in a relationship. And you have a boyfriend like Mr. Lin. Fans must be jealous of you."

"Enough is enough, are you two talking endlessly?" Zhang Yi really convinced the two roommates, he didn't even write a word, and began to think about the future.

The two roommates made a gesture of shutting their mouths and closed their mouths consciously.

On the weekend, Zhang Yi took Fatty Sun to the monster office. According to the address, this place should be in the suburbs. When they took a taxi there, they found that there were no two decent facades, and they turned into a deep alley. , stopped in front of a self-built house with a broken door.

"Here?" Zhang Yi asked suspiciously.

Fatty Sun had been here before, nodded and said, "Yes, there have been fewer and fewer newborn monsters in recent years, and there are very few monsters here." He knocked on the door himself, but the door was unlocked. Just opened.

"Is anyone there?" Fatty Sun howled, but there was no response. He went in directly, and Zhang Yi followed in. What he saw at a glance was a dilapidated yard. A small pond was dug in the yard and planted. There are a lot of vegetables, but the weeds grow better than the vegetables, obviously they haven't been taken care of much.

"Is Elder Xuan here? I'm here on business."

Seeing that no one answered for a long time, Zhang Yi asked, "Are you going out? Don't you have a contact number?"

"I don't know, did your monster friend say something?"

Zhang Yi took out his mobile phone and wanted to ask Lin Shu, but hesitated again when he clicked on the address book. It seemed that such a trivial matter would not need to bother the boss. Then he walked to the closed glass door and looked at it. The glass door was broken and dirty. It was full of dust, and Zhang Yi could only see the contents clearly when he got closer. Various boxes, tables and chairs, and even children's toys were piled up in a mess.

"This is really your office? Will it be abandoned long ago?"

"I don't understand, it's been more than ten years since I came back last time."

"There is no other institution that can change its name?"

"I don't understand, I only know here."

Facing the monkey spirit who asked all kinds of questions, Zhang Yi became depressed, and had to take out his mobile phone again, pointing his finger on Lin Shu's name, and just as he was about to click, Fatty Sun yelled: "Old Xuan, are you here?" ? Why don't you make a sound?"

Zhang Yi was taken aback. There were only the two of them standing in the yard, and he didn't see a third person or monster. When he followed Fatty Sun's gaze, he saw a turtle lying on the stone in the pond. The turtle's back was covered with hairs. If he didn't know where it was, he would have thought it was a lump of moss.

"What's the noise, old man, don't you know?" The tortoise started to move, first stretched out its head, then spread its limbs, and turned over smoothly, with its feet facing the sky.

Fatty Sun ran over diligently, came up with the tortoise in both hands, and wiped off the dirt on his body, as diligently as a filial son.

The tortoise enjoyed the service leisurely, then stared at Zhang Yi with mung bean eyes, and asked displeasedly, "Why did you bring a human here?"

"He's my friend, and he knows about us."

The tortoise broke free from his hand, slowly crawled over, and circled around Zhang Yi, "Why do I smell a familiar smell on this human being?"

"You're smelling it wrong, it just smells like a stinky pool."

The tortoise shook its head, and suddenly turned into a human form in front of Zhang Yi. It was a white-haired old man, wearing a patched old military uniform, and his small eyes swept Zhang Yi several times like searchlights.

Zhang Yi's heart was pounding, thinking that he had encountered another monster who had enmity with Taoist priests, he touched the beads on his wrist, a thought flashed in his mind, and then let go of the beads in embarrassment.

"I seem to smell the scent of Lord Spirit Tree. You are not a simple human being. Where did you come from?"

Zhang Yi reported his own background. Longhushan is very famous in the demon world, because Zhang Zhenren is the most experienced and senior veteran, plus the five apprentices are better than the other, much better than those small Taoist temples that are about to go extinct. up.

"It turned out to be the apprentice of the stinky Taoist priest. Could it be the one he picked up 20 years ago?" Treasure, after a few years, he came to me crying and told me to do a new divination for him, tsk tsk, life is a good life, that is..."

Zhang Yi's heart moved, and he asked, "What is it?" He also wanted to know why he couldn't become a great celestial master. Is talent really so important?

The old tortoise shook his head, and laughed, "You can't say it, you'll know it later, it's not a bad thing anyway." After speaking, he staggered open the glass door and walked in, kicking away the obstacles at his feet things, and moved out two worn-out chairs for them to sit on.

"By the way, what are you here to do?"

Fatty Sun hurried forward and showed his household registration book, "Old Xuan, I want to change my name."

"Rename? Isn't Sun Wukong very good? Well-known people, of the same clan, many monkeys like to be called this name."

Fatty Sun was not stupid, and explained: "That is my ancestor after all, so I don't want to offend others."

"It's up to you, what do you want to change it to?" Elder Xuan turned on an old computer, and it froze for a full 10 minutes before it turned on.

Fatty Sun started scratching his ears again, "Xiao Yi, help me think of a name."

Zhang Yi knew that his education level was not high, so he didn't make things difficult for him, but it was embarrassing to name someone else, and he didn't know what was the most suitable for the other party.

"What kind of one do you want? Something unique, nice or domineering?"

"It's fine as long as it sounds good. I can't bear a name that is too domineering."

"Is your surname still Sun?"

"Well, it's the ancestor's surname after all, so I won't change it."

Zhang Yi is still thinking, but the old tortoise has already turned on the computer, put a pair of reading glasses on it, typed a few words clumsily with his fingers, only to hear the printer creak a few times, and a new household registration book was thrown into it. In Fatty Sun's arms.

"Okay, what a cute name a little monkey wants, just change it to another one, and leave as soon as it's done, don't disturb the old man's sleep."

Fatty Sun opened the account book and saw that the name column was changed to: Sun Yifan. When Zhang Yi saw this name, he suspected that the old man was just too lazy to type.

The old tortoise took off his glasses and explained: "You are illiterate, didn't you embarrass yourself by choosing a name that is too difficult to write? This name is so good, simple and easy to write, an ordinary monkey, especially suitable for you."

Fatty Sun nodded happily, "Well, you're right."

Zhang Yi's head is full of black lines, whether the name is good or not is another story, but after hearing this explanation, don't you want to beat someone?What a stupid monkey.

"Okay, let's go, the old man is going to sleep." The old tortoise yawned, shrank on the chair and turned into a tortoise, retracted his head and limbs into the tortoise shell, and went on to sleep.