The hookup of the scumbag

When Zhou Xiaochuan came here, she felt that her body was too sick to return to heaven. She concentrated her energy to scan her whole body, and found that her body was already dilapidated. Even with the blessing of her own powerful mental power, she could barely last for a month. .

She said silently: "Click on the course system to open it."

A sweet female voice came from my mind: "Hello, classmate, welcome to use the course teaching and examination system of the Blue Star Military Academy. The program is being decompressed, please wait patiently. 5,4,3,2,1, [-], [-], [-], [-], the program is decompressed, now Starting the course system, verifying the identity of the user..."

With a "beep", a light curtain appeared in Zhou Xiao's eyes:

User: Zhou Xiao

Status: Third-year student of Blue Star Military Academy

Major: Wartime Spiritual Blessing and Post-war Trauma Psychological Restoration

Academic progress: 75% (reminder: lack of general education courses, need to take electives)

Is the user ID information correct?whether

Zhou Xiao answered "yes" in her heart.

The light curtain disappeared, and the system voice reappeared: "Hello, Zhou, first of all, congratulations on passing the second-year professional assessment and successfully advancing to the third-year student. The course content of this semester is taught by the famous emotional psychologist and space scholar Martha The space plane written by Madam "On Awakening, Rescue, and the Psychological Techniques and Methods Used to Combat Cheating Males" is referred to as "101 Plans to Hook Up Slackers". In this plane, your major course is emotional psychology (Mainly used for the awakening and awareness of the enemy's male generals during the war, and the plan to abandon the dark and turn to the bright), with a minor in classical cultural skills. I hope that Zhou will pass the third-year course assessment smoothly."

"You have a message from your supervisor Professor Smith, do you want to open it?"

"Open."

In an instant, the transparent image of a middle-aged man with red hair and green eyes expanded, and he looked at Zhou Xiao with a smile and said, "Oh~ dear Zhou, I am very happy that I will still be your course tutor this semester, oh~ Since you My personality is always serious and old-fashioned. As your teacher, oh~ you don’t mind if I change the personality of your course navigation system, oh~, I personally think that a lively navigation system is more suitable for you, oh~ I wish you a good study Happy, bye." The image disappeared with a "swish", followed by a "ding dong" sound from the system.

A tender baby voice appeared, "Master, master, I am number 2002 of your tutoring system for this semester, hehe."

Zhou Xiao, "..."

"In order to cooperate with and urge Master to study your major courses this semester, I named myself 'Masochism is Healthier'. For your convenience, Master can call me Masochism for short, hehehe."

Zhou Xiao, "..."

"Master, you call me Yumao, can I call you Xiaoxiao?"

"..." Zhou Xiao twitched the corner of her mouth, "It's up to you."

"Xiao Xiao..."

"Check the learning content and assessment tasks of the first lesson." Zhou Xiao couldn't help interrupting the second-hand system's attempt to continue to enjoy it.

"Yeah, okay Xiaoxiao~" It was still a cheerful milk voice.

The light curtain reappeared, and the image of the body's experience appeared in it.

"Ehuang, you can help your sister, she, she has a child of the king." The beautiful woman knelt down, "Mother, I am also your daughter, why did you treat me like this..." E Huang couldn't help but a mouthful of blood spilled out of his mouth.

The image changes, and the young and handsome man is in tears, but he dare not look his wife in the eyes, so he can only remain silent.

Changing the scene again, Ehuang fainted instantly when he heard the news that his second son had died.

In the next scene, the haggard woman knelt in front of the gorgeously dressed woman, her white lips parted slightly: "Please mother, Queen Yi Zhun's younger sister, Zhou Jiamin, to enter the palace to wait for the new year." The woman gently helped the woman up, and said lovingly: "E Your Majesty, you are such a good boy who understands the general situation." The woman lowered her head to prevent her from seeing the tears in her eyes.

After the image disappeared, the light curtain issued the course requirements:

Identity: Zhou Ehuang, female, 28 years old, the first empress of Li Yu, the lord of the Southern Tang Dynasty.

Skills: Proficiency in playing the pipa, good at dancing, especially the neon clothes and feather dance.

The degree of tragedy: This is a murder caused by an old scarf.The original owner's old lover (Suzerain of the Song Dynasty) Zhao Kuangyin was jealous of his love with the scumbag. In order to remind the original owner not to forget the old love, he deliberately returned their love handkerchief, and was later discovered by the scumbag Li Yu.Thus, Mr. Zha had a reason to cheat, and hooked up with the original owner's "kind, innocent and lovely" sister.Under such a blow, the original owner was also persecuted by his mother and hit by the death of his son, so his heart was ashamed and he had nothing to love.

Task: Please win back the scumbag's love within a month as soon as possible, let him deeply realize how difficult life is without you, and abuse the stupid girl Jiamin by the way.

Auxiliary tool: old lover Mr. Zhao, you know how to use it, hehehe~~

Zhou Xiao: Such a wretched tone, has the course requirements been messed up by the second-hand system?

"Xiao Xiao, how can you think of me like this?" The little sadomasochism system noticed Zhou Xiao's secret complaints and immediately protested.

Zhou Xiao ignored the second-hand goods system and clicked to start the assessment task.Immediately, this broken body's sense of weakness and pain surged like a tide.

"Cough, cough, cough~" Zhou Xiao, whose physical health index has been comparable to that of a male warrior, felt for the first time what it feels like to be weak and weak. "Cough cough," resisting the itchy throat and chest pain, Zhou Xiao could not help asking ,"How is this going?"

"Poor Xiaoxiao," the sadomasochistic system immediately responded cheerfully. After thinking about it, it didn't make sense, so it turned into a faintly crying voice, "In order to make you more substitutable for this learning task, you will feel The 360-degree all-round real experience with no dead ends is what the body feels, and it also conveys a nerve center that reaches you, even the experience at the moment of death."

After thinking about it, he said consolingly, "Compared to students majoring in combat, they are already very good. At least they don't have to experience the feeling of being beaten to death again and again."

"..." You might as well not say it.

Zhou Xiao closed her eyes, and was about to use her mental strength to suppress the discomfort, but the little sadism system stopped her.

"Dear Xiaoxiao, you can't, you will speed up Zhou Ehuang's death by doing so, are you sure you can complete the assessment in less than a month?"

Therefore, Zhou Xiao had no choice but to give up this attempt.

She forced herself to sit up from the large ornate carved wooden bed, gently lifted the pink gauze curtain with her jade-white but slender hands, but this action actually made her feel strenuous, the gauze curtain hung down again, she clutched her chest, depressed Cough.

"Your Majesty, you're awake." Two maids outside the house ran in with small steps and knelt down by the bed.

"Get up," Zhou Xiao ordered, "cough cough cough, I want a drink of water."