Quick Transmigration Raiders That Fine Score
Chapter 40: On the Horror of Being Genderless
Not to mention, the body of the original body was when he was young, and the women's clothing was changed to a wig, there was no sense of disobedience, and the whole body was a cute girl, provided that he didn't open his mouth.
"Master, don't lose me later, look at my small body, it's not enough to put a gap between their teeth!"
Lin Jing tore off his hand from his waist, and the usually courageous guy would be cowardly all the way here. I really don't know if he is really cowardly or pretending to be cowardly. It's revealed.
Sui Yi didn't bother to be torn off, anyway, his purpose was just to remind Lin Jing, just now he could see that Lin Jing was leaving him a little bit.
Ready, Sui Yi hid in the alley, while the other two waited for the opportunity to move.
Sui Yi pricked up her ears to pay attention to the movement, felt something was missing in her hands, and touched in the pocket of her skirt, and sure enough, there was a half pack of cigarettes.Sister Yuanzheng is a girl who is quiet on the surface but is actually more promiscuous. She has been playing crazy since she was young, and smoking and drinking are bound to be indispensable.
The taste of women's cigarettes is weak and not strong.
After taking two puffs, he noticed that the timing was almost up, he crushed the cigarette butt and messed up his hair, then ran on the spot twice as if he was panting, and ran out of the alley when the countdown time was up.
The pause was timed just enough for the group of ghosts to see his face clearly, and then they pretended to run out of consciousness, turned around and ran away with a frightened face!
Successfully made those ghosts look stupid, and within a few seconds of hesitation, they decisively dropped the sedan chair and chased after Sui Yi.Sui Yi looked back while running away, the group of idiots knew how to chase him, not a single ghost was left beside the sedan chair!
It's good to be stupid, if you turn around and lose your wife and lose your army, don't you regret it to death!
However, people who are in a hurry are always not far from bad luck, Sui Yi is, before he is proud of himself, he is blocked by a thing that falls from the sky for a few seconds.
Laigui is huge, one ghost is as wide as two or three ghosts, and his face is as big as a washbasin. The facial features have been photographed and spread out, and the distance between the two eyes is particularly large.Without being reminded, Sui Yi knew that this was Zhou Yanluo.
Because, he said it himself!
"Ma'am, where are you going on a good day?"
As soon as the fake lady saw his respectable face, she wanted to offer her knees to this guy. She was worthy of being a real bully, with an unusually dedicated appearance, and she was much more qualified than the group of ghosts whose IQ was obviously not at the normal level.
Facts have proved that his strength as a bully is also guaranteed. Sui Yi was caught in a sedan chair without struggling a few times, and was carried all the way to the 'mansion'.
The second time "married" Sui Yi felt very fresh, relying on the fact that she had the same structure as Zhou Yanluo and was rescued by Lin Jing, she was really not worried, unless Zhou Yanluo bent into instant noodles like him.
"I feel like a princess waiting for a prince to save me now!"
The sound of vomiting specially simulated by 7234 came from his mind, "Don't disgust me, we are still friends."
Sui Yi: "Don't be stupid, the system and human beings will never be friends, even if you love me forever, I can't accept your feelings!"
7234: "Can you close your play? You will be blasted immediately, and I will see how you cry."
Sui Yi smiled indifferently, "Impossible, he's not crooked like that, as long as I take off my pants later, I'm sure I'll be fine!"
7234 sneered back, "Don't you know the consequences of playing with a straight man's feelings? Wait until you're done playing hooligans and get beaten up."
Sui Yi didn't believe it. Lin Jing said that he was coming to rescue him, so he couldn't be too late, otherwise why would he be called a hero to save the beauty?
Then Sui Yi was slapped in the face, again and again.
Zhou Yanluo acted as if he hadn't seen a woman in hundreds of years. He skipped all the formal steps of getting married, and just wanted to get straight to the topic and talk about life in Furong's tent!Sui Yi, a runaway 'bride' who was arrested, was sent directly to the bridal chamber without any hope of having human rights.
Sui Yi refused this bridal chamber.
Seeing that Zhou Yanluo didn't find any sign of his gender, Sui Yi decided to redeem himself.He raised his hand to stop the big man who was about to pounce on him, and said, "You guys are mistaken, I am not your wife, I am a man, if you don't believe me, I will take off my pants and show you right away!"
Zhou Yan Luokong has grown a body of flesh and super strength, but he doesn't necessarily have much brains.After listening to Sui Yi's words, he first missed the point, "Ma'am, you are too proactive, let me take off your pants for you!"
Sui Yi saw the shy expression appearing on her fleshy face, and felt that her stomach was churning upwards.Brother, you are really not suitable for this expression, you know?The lethality is too great!
"Wait, I'm a man, did you hear me clearly!?"
Feeling the strong resistance of his 'wife', at least the big guy with the brain of the sperm regained a little bit of sanity, and a childlike blankness appeared on his face, "Man, what is it?"
Sui Yi: ...Oh, it seems that he has played too much. How can he explain his gender to people who seem to have no gender concept?
In order to keep the chrysanthemum, he went all out and pointed at the crotch of the big guy and said, "That's right, I also have the pendant you have, we can't play together!"
The big man lowered his head in confusion, then looked up at Sui Yi's crotch, as if he understood a little bit, but what he said after a clear "oh" made Sui Yi want to vomit blood.
"It doesn't matter, you are the one I want to marry!"
Sui Yi wanted to swear bad words in his heart, but considering the size gap between the two sides, reason taught him to calm down.He thought that he might still be responsible for popularizing health knowledge to Brother Gui, so Teacher Sui started beeping faithfully.
No, Zhou Yanluo is an impatient ghost, he became interested halfway through hearing it and then talked to Sui Yi, directly showing that he is very good at it with actions!
Being kissed suddenly, just the touch of the two lips touching, Sui Yi was shocked!
Damn, the first kiss in this world of labor and capital was actually given to a ghost!
It wasn't him who was even more shocked, but Zhou Yanluo. Kissing this product was like buying a counterfeit fruit phone for 1 yuan, and he was so angry that he deformed in minutes.
"You're not my wife!" There was an angry look in the incidental accusation.
Although he was very moved to finally speak clearly, why did he feel that the current situation was a bit wrong?This time, his premonition came true...
When he was picked up and beaten by the big guy, Sui Yi knew that he was really playing off.Zhou Yanluo picked him up and opened his bloody mouth to swallow him up. Damn Lin Jing didn't show any signs of appearing!
Sui Yi, who rose up in anger, raised her hand...to pinch the man's nostrils, and then used an egg-exploding trick, which successfully made Zhou Yanluo throw him out with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Next, almost not disfigured.
At this time, Zhou Yanluo, whose anger level had been aroused by him a few more points, transformed into an angry big ghost, and walked towards him breathing heavily. When he grabbed Sui Yi's belt and was about to lift him up and eat him, the accident happened!
Sui Yi only felt a sudden rise in temperature from his waist, and he turned around immediately, facing Zhou Yanluo's painful and distorted expression.
Wucao, who can tell him what happened?
"Master, don't lose me later, look at my small body, it's not enough to put a gap between their teeth!"
Lin Jing tore off his hand from his waist, and the usually courageous guy would be cowardly all the way here. I really don't know if he is really cowardly or pretending to be cowardly. It's revealed.
Sui Yi didn't bother to be torn off, anyway, his purpose was just to remind Lin Jing, just now he could see that Lin Jing was leaving him a little bit.
Ready, Sui Yi hid in the alley, while the other two waited for the opportunity to move.
Sui Yi pricked up her ears to pay attention to the movement, felt something was missing in her hands, and touched in the pocket of her skirt, and sure enough, there was a half pack of cigarettes.Sister Yuanzheng is a girl who is quiet on the surface but is actually more promiscuous. She has been playing crazy since she was young, and smoking and drinking are bound to be indispensable.
The taste of women's cigarettes is weak and not strong.
After taking two puffs, he noticed that the timing was almost up, he crushed the cigarette butt and messed up his hair, then ran on the spot twice as if he was panting, and ran out of the alley when the countdown time was up.
The pause was timed just enough for the group of ghosts to see his face clearly, and then they pretended to run out of consciousness, turned around and ran away with a frightened face!
Successfully made those ghosts look stupid, and within a few seconds of hesitation, they decisively dropped the sedan chair and chased after Sui Yi.Sui Yi looked back while running away, the group of idiots knew how to chase him, not a single ghost was left beside the sedan chair!
It's good to be stupid, if you turn around and lose your wife and lose your army, don't you regret it to death!
However, people who are in a hurry are always not far from bad luck, Sui Yi is, before he is proud of himself, he is blocked by a thing that falls from the sky for a few seconds.
Laigui is huge, one ghost is as wide as two or three ghosts, and his face is as big as a washbasin. The facial features have been photographed and spread out, and the distance between the two eyes is particularly large.Without being reminded, Sui Yi knew that this was Zhou Yanluo.
Because, he said it himself!
"Ma'am, where are you going on a good day?"
As soon as the fake lady saw his respectable face, she wanted to offer her knees to this guy. She was worthy of being a real bully, with an unusually dedicated appearance, and she was much more qualified than the group of ghosts whose IQ was obviously not at the normal level.
Facts have proved that his strength as a bully is also guaranteed. Sui Yi was caught in a sedan chair without struggling a few times, and was carried all the way to the 'mansion'.
The second time "married" Sui Yi felt very fresh, relying on the fact that she had the same structure as Zhou Yanluo and was rescued by Lin Jing, she was really not worried, unless Zhou Yanluo bent into instant noodles like him.
"I feel like a princess waiting for a prince to save me now!"
The sound of vomiting specially simulated by 7234 came from his mind, "Don't disgust me, we are still friends."
Sui Yi: "Don't be stupid, the system and human beings will never be friends, even if you love me forever, I can't accept your feelings!"
7234: "Can you close your play? You will be blasted immediately, and I will see how you cry."
Sui Yi smiled indifferently, "Impossible, he's not crooked like that, as long as I take off my pants later, I'm sure I'll be fine!"
7234 sneered back, "Don't you know the consequences of playing with a straight man's feelings? Wait until you're done playing hooligans and get beaten up."
Sui Yi didn't believe it. Lin Jing said that he was coming to rescue him, so he couldn't be too late, otherwise why would he be called a hero to save the beauty?
Then Sui Yi was slapped in the face, again and again.
Zhou Yanluo acted as if he hadn't seen a woman in hundreds of years. He skipped all the formal steps of getting married, and just wanted to get straight to the topic and talk about life in Furong's tent!Sui Yi, a runaway 'bride' who was arrested, was sent directly to the bridal chamber without any hope of having human rights.
Sui Yi refused this bridal chamber.
Seeing that Zhou Yanluo didn't find any sign of his gender, Sui Yi decided to redeem himself.He raised his hand to stop the big man who was about to pounce on him, and said, "You guys are mistaken, I am not your wife, I am a man, if you don't believe me, I will take off my pants and show you right away!"
Zhou Yan Luokong has grown a body of flesh and super strength, but he doesn't necessarily have much brains.After listening to Sui Yi's words, he first missed the point, "Ma'am, you are too proactive, let me take off your pants for you!"
Sui Yi saw the shy expression appearing on her fleshy face, and felt that her stomach was churning upwards.Brother, you are really not suitable for this expression, you know?The lethality is too great!
"Wait, I'm a man, did you hear me clearly!?"
Feeling the strong resistance of his 'wife', at least the big guy with the brain of the sperm regained a little bit of sanity, and a childlike blankness appeared on his face, "Man, what is it?"
Sui Yi: ...Oh, it seems that he has played too much. How can he explain his gender to people who seem to have no gender concept?
In order to keep the chrysanthemum, he went all out and pointed at the crotch of the big guy and said, "That's right, I also have the pendant you have, we can't play together!"
The big man lowered his head in confusion, then looked up at Sui Yi's crotch, as if he understood a little bit, but what he said after a clear "oh" made Sui Yi want to vomit blood.
"It doesn't matter, you are the one I want to marry!"
Sui Yi wanted to swear bad words in his heart, but considering the size gap between the two sides, reason taught him to calm down.He thought that he might still be responsible for popularizing health knowledge to Brother Gui, so Teacher Sui started beeping faithfully.
No, Zhou Yanluo is an impatient ghost, he became interested halfway through hearing it and then talked to Sui Yi, directly showing that he is very good at it with actions!
Being kissed suddenly, just the touch of the two lips touching, Sui Yi was shocked!
Damn, the first kiss in this world of labor and capital was actually given to a ghost!
It wasn't him who was even more shocked, but Zhou Yanluo. Kissing this product was like buying a counterfeit fruit phone for 1 yuan, and he was so angry that he deformed in minutes.
"You're not my wife!" There was an angry look in the incidental accusation.
Although he was very moved to finally speak clearly, why did he feel that the current situation was a bit wrong?This time, his premonition came true...
When he was picked up and beaten by the big guy, Sui Yi knew that he was really playing off.Zhou Yanluo picked him up and opened his bloody mouth to swallow him up. Damn Lin Jing didn't show any signs of appearing!
Sui Yi, who rose up in anger, raised her hand...to pinch the man's nostrils, and then used an egg-exploding trick, which successfully made Zhou Yanluo throw him out with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Next, almost not disfigured.
At this time, Zhou Yanluo, whose anger level had been aroused by him a few more points, transformed into an angry big ghost, and walked towards him breathing heavily. When he grabbed Sui Yi's belt and was about to lift him up and eat him, the accident happened!
Sui Yi only felt a sudden rise in temperature from his waist, and he turned around immediately, facing Zhou Yanluo's painful and distorted expression.
Wucao, who can tell him what happened?
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