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As soon as Yue Yang swiped the dormitory key card and opened the door, I saw Ling Guo lying on his bed naked and wearing only a pair of fat shorts, with his arms pressed against the pillow and his face pressed against his arms.Hearing the sound of the door, he raised his head, but didn't look back, he just asked depressedly: "Is your brother here?"

"Ah." Yue Yang responded, and then whispered: "Pull out the thorns, I'm going out." Then he walked out.

"Why are you going out?" I grabbed Yue Yang, this lonely man...

Yue Yang leaned over and whispered: "He's sorry, he didn't let me see the wound after more than an hour."

I waved my hand and let Yue Yang go out.Then I poured the contents of the plastic bag on the table to prepare for work. When I was ready and walking towards him with scissors in one hand and a tray containing tweezers, cotton wool and liquid medicine in the other, he suddenly looked up and looked at him in horror. I asked, "Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Didn't you stick your ass in? I'm afraid you'll smoke me."

"I just got out of the shower!" he growled.

"Hehe, aren't you afraid that you will be nervous? This will look more professional."

"I'm even more nervous when you're like this! Why the hell don't you wear a white coat anymore?"

"If you keep swearing, I won't pull it out for you!" I took off the mask and threw it on the table, then raised the scissors.

"What are you doing with the scissors?" He looked at me more nervously.

"Cut your panties."

"What?" He subconsciously reached out and grabbed the elastic band of his underwear.

"How to remove the thorn through the pants?" I was helpless: "I must take off the pants to remove it, but the thorn is stuck on the flesh through the underwear, can you take it off?"

He knew he couldn't take it off, and if he could take it off, he would take it off sooner, so he sighed, put his head back on his arm, and said in a muffled voice, "You can cut it, but if you tell what happened today, I will kill you to silence it!"

"Yo! If I say it out, is there still time for you to silence it? Or if you can silence it now, I don't want to pull it out yet."

"Yue Jiao! Do you want to die?" He was so angry that he slapped the pillow, but the thorns on his buttocks hurt because of his too much movement, and he took a deep breath.

"I definitely don't want to die." I began to cut his shorts slowly, but my mouth was not idle: "Is it you who wants to die now? Someone got a prickly prickly prickly prick in his buttocks. If you talk about this kind of thing, I'm afraid it will be criticized." If people die laughing, it is better to die first.”

"Can't you stop talking?" Ling Guo was furious.

"Thank you, I'm not tired, and I didn't pull it out with my mouth."

"Your uncle's..."

"My uncle's skill is acupuncture, and his specialty is pricking, not pulling."

"Yue Jiao!"

"Yes, yes, don't shout so loudly, I can hear you."

"Shut up! Okay?"

"Row."

After saying this word, I grabbed the back half of the underwear that had been cut off on three sides and tore it up forcefully. He let out a scream, and my whole body bounced violently, almost jumping up from the bed.

"Yue...you...he..." Taking advantage of the pain that he was almost speechless, I pushed him back to lie down, and when I looked down at his buttocks, I couldn't help being stunned.No wonder he didn't let Yue Yang pull out the thorns for him, it turns out...he actually!

"You...if you dare to speak out..." He gritted his teeth, which sounded like pain and warning.

I didn't make a sound, it's not that I didn't dare, I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say... I think I should have seen the legendary person who was born with a tail, although he doesn't use a thin strip on his butt now. Long tail, but the evidence of cutting off the tail is convincing. There is a protrusion about one knuckle in the tail vertebrae, and there is a wound scar at the end. The protruding tailbone can shake, no, to be precise, it is wriggling, just like a newborn puppy Like the tail, it moved slightly and unconsciously.

Maybe I stared at the base of his tail in a daze for too long, so he looked back at me, so I quickly focused on the prickly pear thorn on his buttocks, and raised the tweezers to him, indicating that I started to pull out the thorn .

Although the prickly pear is not that big, the thorns are very dense and hard. The one that was pulled out with the back half of the underwear just now must have big thorns. There are many blood spots on his firm and round buttocks.I first wiped the blood with alcohol cotton, and then used tweezers to pull out the remaining small thorns one by one.

In fact, most of the thorns are still on the prickly pear, otherwise his beautiful butt with a small tail must be the most difficult butt in the world.

Seeing that I didn't hum for a long time, Ling Guo finally couldn't hold his breath, and asked in a low voice: "Hey! Why don't you talk?"

"Didn't you tell me to shut up?" I asked back.

"Ah... I just want to ask, how many are still unplugged?"

"It's almost over. I'm afraid some thorns are too small to miss. If you leave them behind, you can't help yourself, so I'll look carefully." Hmm... By the way, I admire his pretty good figure and take the opportunity to touch him Wipe some oil on his ass, this kid's skin is very smooth, and it feels really good.

"Ah...then..."

"You don't have to thank me."

He snorted: "Who wants to thank you? This is all a good thing you did!"

"Hey! The prickly pear is perfectly placed on the windowsill, and I didn't poke it up your ass, so how can you blame me?"

"Who asked you to buy a pot of prickly pears and put them on the window sill? Is that beautiful window sill for you to put prickly prickly pears on?"

"Don't let the prickly pear put your ass? Hey! I said, your eyes are quite big, why didn't you see such a big pot of prickly pear? Are you sitting on it with your butt naked?"

"Who's naked... I'm... nearsighted... I just took off my contact lenses."

"Really? How many degrees?"

"Eight hundred."

"Ouch... no wonder you seem blind..."

"Fuck! Who are you calling blind?"

"Fuck you one more time, I'll slap the thorn in your flesh!"

"Yue Jiao! Let me tell you...about my short-sightedness, if you dare..."

I smiled: "I see, if I tell about the thorn in your butt, you will kill me, and if I tell about your long tail, you will kill me, too. If you talk about myopia, you will still kill me. My little fate is quite mysterious!"

"That's not... the tail... Let me tell you seriously, you can't be short-sighted in our major."

I didn't pay attention to this, but after hearing what he said, I was taken aback for a moment: "Then you are..."

"You don't have to worry about it, anyway, I have a way."

"Your kid's family should be quite rich and powerful, right? No wonder you dare not come to the military training after you report."

"You don't need to worry about my affairs! Take care of yourself!"

"What do you mean?" I began to rub the medicine on him, exerting a little force on purpose, which made him shiver from the pain.

He snorted and said, "Yueyang doesn't know you are... don't I need to say it? You know what I mean."

"Yo!" I raised the tweezers holding the cotton and tapped him on the back, warning: "You want to threaten me? What's the matter? You are too? I tell you boy, if you dare to treat my brother If there is even the slightest act of conspiracy, I will castrate you!"

Ling Guo smiled coldly: "As far as your brother's IQ is concerned... I really don't like him."

"You!" Thank you for looking down on my brother, but insulting my brother's IQ is not acceptable, only I can insult him!I picked up the tweezers and pressed heavily on his wound, the pain made him turn over immediately and wanted to push me away, but in a second he found himself ecstatic in front of me.

"You can get out!" He scolded and grabbed the quilt to cover himself.

I smacked my lips and shook my head: "People are ruthless in pulling out dicks, but you are ruthless in pulling out thorns."

"Are you finished?" He asked impatiently, "What's the matter? Do you still want to have a shot before leaving?"

"Just you?" I looked at his dazed eyes because he couldn't see my face clearly, and smiled: "I'm not interested in blind people!"

He was so angry that he threw a pillow at me and scolded: "I'm a fucking blind man! Why didn't I see that you were a hooligan at the beginning? Why the hell did you ask you to pull out the thorns! If I had known that I would just crawl Going to the hospital!"

It seems that I took the opportunity to touch him just now and was discovered. I became a little annoyed: "What are you yelling about? I come to serve your ass at night. You do it like you don't pay me for whoring! If you yell again, I will kill you." Open the door so that the whole dormitory can hear it!"

"you dare?"

"I dare!"

"Brother!" The door was knocked twice suddenly and Yue Yang's voice sounded: "What are you two arguing about?"

I opened the door and walked out angrily: "I'm going back!"

"Is he alright?" Yue Yang pressed me.

"I can't die!" I left behind.

It is conceivable that the prickly pear I bought for my brother will definitely be thrown out of the window by Ling Guo, so in the next few days, I will buy a pot of prickly pear and send it to their dormitory to put on the windowsill. You should kill that kid!

When I bought the tenth pot, Yue Yang begged me on the phone: "Brother, don't buy any more, Ling Guo's face looks like a prickly pear all day long."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll buy another pot and put it under your bed!" I yelled back, I don't care whether Ling Guo's face is green or purple, let him bother me and Yue Yang along the way, my goal has been achieved.This guy is gay, he can't be allowed to get close to Yue Yang, even if he doesn't take the initiative to approach Yue Yang, that idiot Yue Yang will rush to get close to him.

Talking to the school about not allowing Yue Yang to live in the school really failed, and I have to wait until he is a sophomore, so in order to watch Yue Yang, I go to his dormitory every weekend to soak, but fortunately Ling Guo is not there every weekend , the dormitory is Yueyang himself.Sometimes I don't want to run back at night, so I live in the dormitory. Of course, I sleep on the bed that is over.

After sleeping in his bed for the first time, Yue Yang said to me: "Brother, he was very upset when he found out that you slept in his bed, and told me not to let others sleep in his bed."

He has no military training, and he doesn't know how to fold tofu cubes. He casually rolls the quilt to the head of the bed, and unexpectedly finds that the bed has been slept on.So I took pictures and saved evidence before sleeping on his bed, and then restored it to the original state.

But after sleeping in his bed for the second time, Yue Yang said to me again: "Brother, he flirted with me, so don't sleep in his bed again, next time you squeeze me."

I don't sleep honestly, squeezing Yue Yang will definitely squeeze him under the bed.

After sleeping in Ling Guo's bed for the third time, Yue Yang didn't tell me anything, but when I went to their dormitory again, I saw a sign on his bed with a few ugly words written in advertising pens. Big characters: Don't sleep around! ! ! ! ! (also with five exclamation points)

I pasted the words on the sign with white paper, and then re-wrote a few words and put them on the windowsill: Don't throw prickly pears, and added a row of ten exclamation points at the bottom.

Yue Yang sat on the bed and sighed, "Why do you two look like children? It's fine if you're too childish, he's only eighteen, brother, you're almost thirty."

"Are you childish?" I looked at the sign and touched my chin.

"Pretty childish." Yue Yang nodded.

In order not to be looked down upon by my stupid brother, I went to the supermarket, bought some cushions and throw pillows and put them on the window sill, and then hung the prickly pear on the window with two ropes hung from a wall-absorbing hook.In this way, the window sill becomes comfortable and beautiful, and the prickly pear can also bathe in the sun on the window sill safely and harmlessly.

The phone call from Yue Yang again means that the cold war between Ling Guo and I is finally over. "Brother, he didn't throw your prickly pear again."

"So did you flirt with you again?"

"nor."

"What about the dormitory atmosphere?"

"It's still... like before."

"That's good."

"What's the matter? Brother, if it weren't for you, would my relationship with my roommate be so tense? We've never had dinner together, and we've never gone out to play together..."

"What are you thinking? Yue Yang!" I interrupted him: "If you want to find a classmate to eat, go shopping and go out to play, you should go to the female classmate in the class, you know? That person Ling Guo is very yin and yang, so you should avoid contact with him."

"I don't think he is eccentric. He usually gives people the impression that he is quite easy-going except that he is not very talkative."

"Is he easy-going like that? You really deserve to be a child who grew up in a violent environment!"

"Brother, do you have any prejudice against him?"

"That's not prejudice, it's opinion!"

"Then what do you think of him?"

"I have an opinion on everything about him! Swear words! Be defiant! Go through the back door! Falsify..."

Yue Yang interrupted me unhappily: "Brother, what you said seems to be true, how much do you know about him?"

"In short, I know more than you!"

"Yes, I forgot, you are a lawyer, have you investigated him in private? Why are you investigating him?"

"I didn't check anything! It's all about him... Forget it, let's not talk about him. In short, Yue Yang, you have to keep a distance from him, talk less, try not to talk if you can."

"Damn! I really don't understand you. What are you trying to figure out all day?"

"Deduct 100 yuan!"

"Shut it! Shut it up! I'm almost exhausted from having to avoid mantras all day long. At worst, I'll go out to work in the future!"

"Yueyang! How dare you?"

"Why don't you dare? Brother, didn't you work part-time to earn tuition fees after you went to college?"

"I... my situation was different from yours at that time. Don't compare with me, you stay in school for me! If you dare to work, I will break your leg!"

"Damn! Yue Jiao, you dare to threaten me?"

"What's wrong with threatening you? If you don't obey me again, I'll tell Dad!"

"...Fuck you!" Yue Yang dropped the phone.

Even though he was born by his father at the cost of being fined and almost ruined his family, but in the strict family education of the Yue family, he was beaten at all, so as long as he moved out of my father, it would stop immediately.

The author has something to say: The thing about putting a sign on the bed saying "Don't sleep around" is true.When the author was just working, I had a roommate who had never seen anyone and never slept in the dormitory, so my friends from other places slept in that bed when they came, and then came back from get off work one day and saw such a sign on the bed. ...

Of course, I pretended I didn’t see it, and I slept right through when my friend came, hahaha!