cactus on bay window
2. It's all the fault of the prickly pear
The class meeting was held on the second day after Yueyang registered, the teachers and classmates got to know each other, and the military training began on the third day.
The business school that Yueyang was admitted to is quite famous. The old campus is near our company and is still in use, but the place is small and cannot be expanded in the downtown area, and the buildings are old.If it wasn't for the fact that the registration address sent to him was not the old campus, I wouldn't even know that the business school has a new campus in the suburbs, which means that everything on their campus is new, and they are the first batch of freshmen to move into the new campus.
I thought he would be very close to me after he was admitted to the business school, but it turned out that the old and new campuses are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles. I drove for about two hours, so I couldn’t always visit him. I could only see him every day. a phone call.
On the first day of military training, at 07:30 in the evening, I was still working overtime at the company, and Yue Yang called me. I answered the phone and asked, "Have you eaten yet?".
"You don't ask me where I am, just ask me if I have eaten? I'm in the toilet."
"Then why are you calling me in the bathroom?"
"Didn't I feel a little urgent to pee when I came back from eating?"
"Then you just ate it?"
"Ah, I ate it. What about you?"
"No, I'm working overtime."
"Then will I call you to interfere with your overtime work?"
"Don't be so hypocritical, I won't answer your call if it's inconvenient."
"That's fine, brother, let me tell you, Ling Guo didn't come today."
"Ah?" I didn't know how to answer it for a long time. He called just to talk about this?
"You are also surprised?" Yue Yang said smugly.
"Ah." I cooperated.
"Why don't you ask me why he didn't come?"
"Why?" I cooperated again.
"I do not know."
"...Yueyang, you are full, right?" I was so angry that I wanted to drop the phone.
"What are you in a hurry for? I really don't know!"
"I'm in a hurry! I'm in a hurry because of your IQ!"
"Brother, you are swearing, and I will give you an extra 100 yuan for living expenses."
"You kid is trying to cheat me out of money, right? I'm hanging up the phone!"
"Really! Brother! Let's talk about things, I'll talk about things! That Ling Guo didn't come, I heard that he asked for leave, but you said that he asked for leave on the first day of military training, which is too strange, how could the teacher approve it? I don’t want to do military training yet! How about I ask for leave too? What reason do you think I should ask for leave?”
"You're mentally disabled and need surgery."
"Surgery... Then you need a certificate from the hospital... No! Yue Jiao, are you calling me stupid? You are stupid!"
I was so happy on the phone that my younger brother...was he born by a mother?I also doubt that he was picked.
"Laughing fart?" He yelled at me angrily.
"The 100 yuan is gone." I stopped laughing.
"No! Anyway, you didn't pay me the one hundred you owed me just now, so it's even."
"Why is it that when you talk about money, your mind suddenly has enough?"
"That is, the business school exam for nothing?"
"Come on. You are an aviation service major, do you rely on your grades? Didn't you get in by your height and face? Tell me, is there a cloud of beauties in your class?"
"Okay."
"Hearing your tone, your eyes are quite high, don't you think of any of them?"
"No, I didn't look at it much. There are too many handsome guys, and I don't even bother to look at beautiful women."
"You..." I was depressed for a long time before I asked him, "Did you only see handsome guys these two days?"
"No, I just watched Ling, I didn't look at it all day today, I just wondered."
"Yueyang..." I didn't know how to organize my words for a while.
"Huh?" He was still waiting.
"What... can we pay more attention to beauties in the future? You are a handsome guy yourself, and you are no worse than Ling. What do you want to do? Handsome men and beautiful women are the perfect combination."
"Ah... I know, even my parents didn't let me fall in love when I was in high school, and suddenly I was asked to have a girlfriend when I went to college. I can't adapt to it."
"It's okay, take your time, there's no need to worry about it, but beauties are easy to be bullied by pigs, if you don't hurry up, when you get used to it, there will be Sister Feng left."
"No, isn't there a freshman every year? The same class is gone, and there are batch after batch of fresh girls."
That's true, I was speechless for a moment.
Yue Yang called me every night until the end of a week of military training. According to his daily broadcast on time, Ling Guo never returned to school.It's time for the official class tomorrow, and I don't know if he will come back.
About the name Ling Guo coming out of Yue Yang's mouth too frequently, I decided to go there after work tomorrow. It's okay if Ling Guo doesn't come, but if he comes, I have to keep an eye on Yue Yang, this kid is going to run away Biased signs.
Parents gave Yueyang to me, not to test me, but to torture me.
If you don't want us to control you, you can let your brother live like a normal person.
Live like a normal person... In the eyes of my parents, I am no longer a normal person. My only brother, I have to let him be a normal person.
When driving past the flower and bird market, I got out of the car and went in to buy flowers.After going around twice, I finally came out with a pot of cactus.
Ling Guo, I don’t know, as far as Yueyang’s ability to raise turtles to death in junior high school, I dare not buy him any delicate flowers, such as prickly pears, which can’t die without watering for ten days and a half months suits him.The bay window in their dormitory is indeed exquisite and beautiful. It is worthy of the new campus of the business school. The dormitory buildings are all so unique. It is a pity that the bay window does not have potted plants.
When I was holding the prickly pear and standing at the gate of the business school, waiting for Yue Yang to come out to lead me in, many students coming in and out of the school gate looked at me with strange eyes, and I also looked back with the same strange eyes.what?A handsome guy can only wait for someone with flowers in his hand, can't he wait for someone with a prickly pear in his hand?What happened to the prickly pear?It has thorns like roses, the flowers are bigger, the color is not gaudy, and there is no stimulating fragrance!
Yue Yang ran out from the campus, and was stunned as soon as he stepped out of the gate: "Brother, what are you doing with a pot of cactus? How stupid!"
"You are so stupid!" I slapped him on the top of the head, and he shrank his head and took the flower pot: "Let me help you."
"You help me get what, I bought it for you."
"Why do you buy this thing?"
"Put it on the window sill of your bay window, it looks good."
"Looks good?" Yue Yang looked back at me, expressing doubts.
"If you dare to say it's not good-looking, I'll make you look good."
"It's beautiful, it's beautiful." Yue Yang hugged the basin like a dog and kissed it, and exaggeratedly said: "It smells so good."
"Stupid..." I swallowed the last dirty word in my mouth and kicked his ass.
Responsibility with the body, responsibility with the body.I meditate in my heart.
After placing the prickly pear on the windowsill of the bay window, I didn't know that Ling Guo hadn't come back yet.
"Brother, do you think something happened to him?" Yue Yang sat on the head of his bed and stared at the empty bed opposite him depressedly.
I glared at him: "Why do you care so much? We've known each other for less than two days, right?"
"No... Everyone has roommates, but I don't!" Yue Yang pouted like a child.
I laughed, it turned out that my heart was unbalanced, and I was still a little childish.
"Don't worry, if he doesn't come back, the school should arrange a new roommate for you." I comforted.
"Who cares?" Yue Yang snorted.
"Where is Ling Guo? My temper is weird and smelly."
"That's also my first roommate. I haven't lived in a school since I grew up, and I haven't had a roommate!" Yue Yang broke up with me seriously. "No matter how bad it is, he's fine."
Not good, very good, I sighed when I heard such contradictory words from Yue Yang, and decided to talk to their school about whether they can not let him live in school?However, it might be quite difficult to not live on campus in the freshman year, but Yue Yang's sign is really not right, and I feel very uneasy.
I stayed there until after nine o'clock at night before going back, and Ling Guo hadn't come back yet.Although Yue Yang is quite disappointed, I hope he will continue to be disappointed. It might be better if Ling Guo never comes back.
It was 08:30 the next night when Yueyang called. I was driving slowly on the street, looking for a restaurant to fill my stomach.
"Have you eaten?" I asked.
"Fart! Come to my dormitory!" Yue Yang yelled on the phone.
"What's wrong? Is it on fire or flooded?" I parked the car on the side of the road and prepared to ask carefully.
"Your prickly pear is in trouble!"
"What trouble can a prickly pear cause on the window sill? Did it fall out? No, you are on the first floor, and if you fall out, you won't be able to hit anyone..."
"No! Brother...you...oh, come here!"
"What's the matter?"
"Ling Guo sat down on the prickly pear!"
"What?" My eyes were still looking at the side of the road, but I straightened up when I heard this.
"He was crying!" Yue Yang heard a low growl from the side after shouting: "Roll the ball! Who is crying?"
"I'm sweating." Yue Yang quickly corrected me.
"Then... why did you let me go there?"
"Pull out the thorn."
"Can't you help him pull it out?"
"He refused. He said you were a criminal and asked you to pull it out."
"I go!"
"My brother said he will come." This is what Yue Yang said to Ling Guo over there.
"Who said I'm going?" I hurriedly asked him on the phone.
"Didn't you just say you go?"
"I..." I really can't do anything with my low-IQ brother. "I won't go!" I said impatiently to the phone, "You pull it out for him, and if you don't let him pull it out, let him go to the infirmary to pull it out tomorrow."
"Brother, are you human? It hurts!" Yue Yang yelled over there: "It's bleeding! He's sweating from the pain! Besides, I don't dare to pull it out! If the thorn breaks inside..."
"It's so fucking busy!" I couldn't help but patted the steering wheel.
"Don't swear! What do you do with me?"
"All right, I don't scold people. If you don't dare to pull it out, let your classmates who dare to pull it out do it!"
"He won't let others pull it out, he said he doesn't want any classmates to see him... so what."
"Hiss... hypocritical!" I sighed, my heart was on my back with hunger, and I had to drive for nearly an hour at night to get Ling Guo's thorn out, I was really speechless!
"Okay, I'll go. I'll drive faster, you will pick me up at the gate in about 45 minutes."
"Ah!" Yue Yang agreed, and said to the side: "He really came, 45 minutes."
I didn't hear what Ling Guo said, but Yue Yang said to the phone: "Got it, hurry up!"
I hung up the phone and hit the gas pedal straight to the new campus of the business school.
After 55 minutes, I parked the car on the side of the road outside the school gate. Yue Yang ran over and glared at me sweating, "Why did you arrive? Didn't you say 45 minutes?"
"I went to the pharmacy to buy something." I shook the plastic bag in my hand, and then dragged him into the school.
The business school that Yueyang was admitted to is quite famous. The old campus is near our company and is still in use, but the place is small and cannot be expanded in the downtown area, and the buildings are old.If it wasn't for the fact that the registration address sent to him was not the old campus, I wouldn't even know that the business school has a new campus in the suburbs, which means that everything on their campus is new, and they are the first batch of freshmen to move into the new campus.
I thought he would be very close to me after he was admitted to the business school, but it turned out that the old and new campuses are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles. I drove for about two hours, so I couldn’t always visit him. I could only see him every day. a phone call.
On the first day of military training, at 07:30 in the evening, I was still working overtime at the company, and Yue Yang called me. I answered the phone and asked, "Have you eaten yet?".
"You don't ask me where I am, just ask me if I have eaten? I'm in the toilet."
"Then why are you calling me in the bathroom?"
"Didn't I feel a little urgent to pee when I came back from eating?"
"Then you just ate it?"
"Ah, I ate it. What about you?"
"No, I'm working overtime."
"Then will I call you to interfere with your overtime work?"
"Don't be so hypocritical, I won't answer your call if it's inconvenient."
"That's fine, brother, let me tell you, Ling Guo didn't come today."
"Ah?" I didn't know how to answer it for a long time. He called just to talk about this?
"You are also surprised?" Yue Yang said smugly.
"Ah." I cooperated.
"Why don't you ask me why he didn't come?"
"Why?" I cooperated again.
"I do not know."
"...Yueyang, you are full, right?" I was so angry that I wanted to drop the phone.
"What are you in a hurry for? I really don't know!"
"I'm in a hurry! I'm in a hurry because of your IQ!"
"Brother, you are swearing, and I will give you an extra 100 yuan for living expenses."
"You kid is trying to cheat me out of money, right? I'm hanging up the phone!"
"Really! Brother! Let's talk about things, I'll talk about things! That Ling Guo didn't come, I heard that he asked for leave, but you said that he asked for leave on the first day of military training, which is too strange, how could the teacher approve it? I don’t want to do military training yet! How about I ask for leave too? What reason do you think I should ask for leave?”
"You're mentally disabled and need surgery."
"Surgery... Then you need a certificate from the hospital... No! Yue Jiao, are you calling me stupid? You are stupid!"
I was so happy on the phone that my younger brother...was he born by a mother?I also doubt that he was picked.
"Laughing fart?" He yelled at me angrily.
"The 100 yuan is gone." I stopped laughing.
"No! Anyway, you didn't pay me the one hundred you owed me just now, so it's even."
"Why is it that when you talk about money, your mind suddenly has enough?"
"That is, the business school exam for nothing?"
"Come on. You are an aviation service major, do you rely on your grades? Didn't you get in by your height and face? Tell me, is there a cloud of beauties in your class?"
"Okay."
"Hearing your tone, your eyes are quite high, don't you think of any of them?"
"No, I didn't look at it much. There are too many handsome guys, and I don't even bother to look at beautiful women."
"You..." I was depressed for a long time before I asked him, "Did you only see handsome guys these two days?"
"No, I just watched Ling, I didn't look at it all day today, I just wondered."
"Yueyang..." I didn't know how to organize my words for a while.
"Huh?" He was still waiting.
"What... can we pay more attention to beauties in the future? You are a handsome guy yourself, and you are no worse than Ling. What do you want to do? Handsome men and beautiful women are the perfect combination."
"Ah... I know, even my parents didn't let me fall in love when I was in high school, and suddenly I was asked to have a girlfriend when I went to college. I can't adapt to it."
"It's okay, take your time, there's no need to worry about it, but beauties are easy to be bullied by pigs, if you don't hurry up, when you get used to it, there will be Sister Feng left."
"No, isn't there a freshman every year? The same class is gone, and there are batch after batch of fresh girls."
That's true, I was speechless for a moment.
Yue Yang called me every night until the end of a week of military training. According to his daily broadcast on time, Ling Guo never returned to school.It's time for the official class tomorrow, and I don't know if he will come back.
About the name Ling Guo coming out of Yue Yang's mouth too frequently, I decided to go there after work tomorrow. It's okay if Ling Guo doesn't come, but if he comes, I have to keep an eye on Yue Yang, this kid is going to run away Biased signs.
Parents gave Yueyang to me, not to test me, but to torture me.
If you don't want us to control you, you can let your brother live like a normal person.
Live like a normal person... In the eyes of my parents, I am no longer a normal person. My only brother, I have to let him be a normal person.
When driving past the flower and bird market, I got out of the car and went in to buy flowers.After going around twice, I finally came out with a pot of cactus.
Ling Guo, I don’t know, as far as Yueyang’s ability to raise turtles to death in junior high school, I dare not buy him any delicate flowers, such as prickly pears, which can’t die without watering for ten days and a half months suits him.The bay window in their dormitory is indeed exquisite and beautiful. It is worthy of the new campus of the business school. The dormitory buildings are all so unique. It is a pity that the bay window does not have potted plants.
When I was holding the prickly pear and standing at the gate of the business school, waiting for Yue Yang to come out to lead me in, many students coming in and out of the school gate looked at me with strange eyes, and I also looked back with the same strange eyes.what?A handsome guy can only wait for someone with flowers in his hand, can't he wait for someone with a prickly pear in his hand?What happened to the prickly pear?It has thorns like roses, the flowers are bigger, the color is not gaudy, and there is no stimulating fragrance!
Yue Yang ran out from the campus, and was stunned as soon as he stepped out of the gate: "Brother, what are you doing with a pot of cactus? How stupid!"
"You are so stupid!" I slapped him on the top of the head, and he shrank his head and took the flower pot: "Let me help you."
"You help me get what, I bought it for you."
"Why do you buy this thing?"
"Put it on the window sill of your bay window, it looks good."
"Looks good?" Yue Yang looked back at me, expressing doubts.
"If you dare to say it's not good-looking, I'll make you look good."
"It's beautiful, it's beautiful." Yue Yang hugged the basin like a dog and kissed it, and exaggeratedly said: "It smells so good."
"Stupid..." I swallowed the last dirty word in my mouth and kicked his ass.
Responsibility with the body, responsibility with the body.I meditate in my heart.
After placing the prickly pear on the windowsill of the bay window, I didn't know that Ling Guo hadn't come back yet.
"Brother, do you think something happened to him?" Yue Yang sat on the head of his bed and stared at the empty bed opposite him depressedly.
I glared at him: "Why do you care so much? We've known each other for less than two days, right?"
"No... Everyone has roommates, but I don't!" Yue Yang pouted like a child.
I laughed, it turned out that my heart was unbalanced, and I was still a little childish.
"Don't worry, if he doesn't come back, the school should arrange a new roommate for you." I comforted.
"Who cares?" Yue Yang snorted.
"Where is Ling Guo? My temper is weird and smelly."
"That's also my first roommate. I haven't lived in a school since I grew up, and I haven't had a roommate!" Yue Yang broke up with me seriously. "No matter how bad it is, he's fine."
Not good, very good, I sighed when I heard such contradictory words from Yue Yang, and decided to talk to their school about whether they can not let him live in school?However, it might be quite difficult to not live on campus in the freshman year, but Yue Yang's sign is really not right, and I feel very uneasy.
I stayed there until after nine o'clock at night before going back, and Ling Guo hadn't come back yet.Although Yue Yang is quite disappointed, I hope he will continue to be disappointed. It might be better if Ling Guo never comes back.
It was 08:30 the next night when Yueyang called. I was driving slowly on the street, looking for a restaurant to fill my stomach.
"Have you eaten?" I asked.
"Fart! Come to my dormitory!" Yue Yang yelled on the phone.
"What's wrong? Is it on fire or flooded?" I parked the car on the side of the road and prepared to ask carefully.
"Your prickly pear is in trouble!"
"What trouble can a prickly pear cause on the window sill? Did it fall out? No, you are on the first floor, and if you fall out, you won't be able to hit anyone..."
"No! Brother...you...oh, come here!"
"What's the matter?"
"Ling Guo sat down on the prickly pear!"
"What?" My eyes were still looking at the side of the road, but I straightened up when I heard this.
"He was crying!" Yue Yang heard a low growl from the side after shouting: "Roll the ball! Who is crying?"
"I'm sweating." Yue Yang quickly corrected me.
"Then... why did you let me go there?"
"Pull out the thorn."
"Can't you help him pull it out?"
"He refused. He said you were a criminal and asked you to pull it out."
"I go!"
"My brother said he will come." This is what Yue Yang said to Ling Guo over there.
"Who said I'm going?" I hurriedly asked him on the phone.
"Didn't you just say you go?"
"I..." I really can't do anything with my low-IQ brother. "I won't go!" I said impatiently to the phone, "You pull it out for him, and if you don't let him pull it out, let him go to the infirmary to pull it out tomorrow."
"Brother, are you human? It hurts!" Yue Yang yelled over there: "It's bleeding! He's sweating from the pain! Besides, I don't dare to pull it out! If the thorn breaks inside..."
"It's so fucking busy!" I couldn't help but patted the steering wheel.
"Don't swear! What do you do with me?"
"All right, I don't scold people. If you don't dare to pull it out, let your classmates who dare to pull it out do it!"
"He won't let others pull it out, he said he doesn't want any classmates to see him... so what."
"Hiss... hypocritical!" I sighed, my heart was on my back with hunger, and I had to drive for nearly an hour at night to get Ling Guo's thorn out, I was really speechless!
"Okay, I'll go. I'll drive faster, you will pick me up at the gate in about 45 minutes."
"Ah!" Yue Yang agreed, and said to the side: "He really came, 45 minutes."
I didn't hear what Ling Guo said, but Yue Yang said to the phone: "Got it, hurry up!"
I hung up the phone and hit the gas pedal straight to the new campus of the business school.
After 55 minutes, I parked the car on the side of the road outside the school gate. Yue Yang ran over and glared at me sweating, "Why did you arrive? Didn't you say 45 minutes?"
"I went to the pharmacy to buy something." I shook the plastic bag in my hand, and then dragged him into the school.
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