The Ultimate Theory of Snake Syndrome

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"The Ultimate Theory of Snake Essence Disease"

Author: The Little Fairy Who Scares You Silly

Members of the group storytelling group in this issue (Note: The pen names are in no particular order)

Excluding other sites, anonymous and unregistered authors:

Sugar Panda, Bitter Bamboo, Ming Xiaoluo, White Lady, Friday77;

Millet Smoke, Red Bean and Glutinous Rice, Sheng Yi One, Mei Ru Chu, Commoner Doll;

Lanting Zhuyeqing, Prince Chu's son, 97 Lang, Zhong Lixun, Xi Yu.

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☆, oops!Still my most evil mania

let me tattoo all over your body

On August 2015, 8, the seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar month, a customer visited the cinnabar tattoo shop.

"That...boss, I'm here to get a tattoo ()." A sweet and lovely girl in a pink dress looked around the store and said to the woman sitting on the wicker chair.

Sitting behind the floor-to-ceiling glass in the store, Zhuzi, who was looking for beauties on the street with his eyes, turned his head to look at the girl, nodded and said, "What kind of tattoo do you want girl? (￣⊿￣)"

"My name is Meow^_^."

"Oh-_-||, Meow...Girl, you choose a tattoo." After Zhuzi pointed to the complete collection of tattoo images on the counter not far away, he turned his head to look at the girls on the street.

Ah Meow stared at Zhuzi's face for a moment, then blushed, walked over obediently, took a few glances at the book, picked it up, and went to compare it with the tattoo photos hanging in the shop, but secretly looked at Zhuzi's The back view, just a back view, made Ah Miao's heart pound like a deer.

"Boss, my name is Ah Miao *罒▽罒*." Ah Miao began to strike up a conversation.

Zhuzi turned her head and met her eyes. After a long time, Zhuzi smiled knowingly and asked: "You can call me Zhuzi, have you chosen the picture yet? $_$"

"This is my first time, boss Zhu recommend some? (*^.^*)"

"Patterns are explained, think more before tattooing; easy tattoos are hard to get rid of, think carefully, it's better for girls to choose by themselves. $_$"

"I just want Boss Zhu to choose for me~~~" Ah Miao acted coquettishly.

"Okay then, let me recommend a few girls often choose. -_-#" Bamboo got goosebumps from her, so she had to recommend a few: "Peony flowers bloom, wealth comes; Phoenix pattern is finished, good Lucky in the present; after the rose pattern, romantic and romantic; beautiful angels, peach blossoms; butterflies, good luck; peonies and carp, rich and rich; plum blossoms are fragrant, proud and self-admired; lotus is chaotic, lovers are deep; red lily, a long-term love .Which one will the girl choose?"

"I... You are right, can I get all the tattoos up? (=^.^=)" Ah Miao asked shyly.

"Uh...all of these? (д)!!!" Zhuzi was a little shocked, looked at her small body again, and said, "Have you suffered?"

"Hmm... Boss Zhu, hurry up, I should be able to bear it. (′▽')" Ah Miao clenched her fist and looked at Zhuzhu with confidence.

"Then go to the inner room, I'll lock the door."

"Go to the inner... inner room? So fast? (●′'●)" Ah Miao blushed, Zhuzi got up and glanced at her →_→, her dislike was self-evident.

Zhuzhu closed the door, closed all the curtains and turned on the lights, looked at the person whose legs were trembling and said: "Since you like it, then take off your clothes!"

"Take off the top or the bottom?" Ah Meow asked cautiously, with a bit of grievance in her tone, like a contradictory girl who is about to be raped but unable to resist and wants to try the stimulation of being raped.

Zhuzi smiled slightly, and said two words softly: "Take off!"

Ah Miao blushed instantly, bowed her head and dawdled for a while, then began to take off her clothes shyly.

Zhuzi looked at it with great interest, until she saw that the girl in front of her was completely naked, she didn't move her eyes away.The girl protects the top with one hand and the bottom with the other, not daring to look at the bamboo.

"What's the point of being so flat?" Zhuzi finished with a smirk, and added: "I used to let those girls cover their faces, it's the same anyway, but I haven't seen someone as flat as you. You can't squeeze out the ditch, but at least you can let people know that it's your chest."

"Boss, you are bad! Don't say that about people! ::>_<::"

"Okay, go lie down, let's start. o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓" Bamboo quickly prepared tools such as round needle masks, and all kinds of tattoo equipment and tools on the pulley iron frame are complete and detailed as if to be done A medical dissection.

Ah Meow lay on the bed tremblingly, weeping like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

"Ah... It hurts... Ah... Boss... Take it easy... Ahh! ヽ(〃〃)"

"Girl, my injection is only 1MM, can you stop screaming like **? -_-||"

"I hate it~~ You are not a man. QAQ" Ah Miao turned her back to the bamboo, tears streaming down her face in pain, but her voice was as sweet as ever.

"But I'm skilled...convex('0')convex" Zhuzi retorted with a sneer.

"Do you want to...?≧≦" Ah Miao asked excitedly.

"No appointment! →＿→" Zhuzi refused.

"Actually, on my bed... (ˉωˉ)"

"Shut up, I'm going to cut the line. -_-#"

Ah Meow obediently shut her mouth, feeling the pain gradually numb.The tattoo has been transferred from the back to the front abdomen, the upper body is almost full of tattoos, and the butterfly dance is started on the legs.

"Well...can I give you your autograph after the tattoo is finished? Just tattoo it on my back~(*／﹏＋*)~." Ah Miao was weak as if she had gone through a sexual encounter, but she was pulling on the bamboo shirt Clothes are not put away.

"Okay...then I'll give you a few thousand more needles!" Zhuzi raised his eyebrows and smiled, Hao granted her wish without hesitation.

Everything was finally done, Ah Miao was covered with tattoos from the neck down, on her chest, back, arms and legs.

"Including my signature, there are ten places in total. The nine pictures are charged according to the area. The adult skin area is 1.5 square meters. I will give you a [-]% discount. You should pay me $[-]_$."

"I have the money, so I just want to ask: Is your name tattooed on my back?" Ah Miao asked shyly and weakly, but still stubbornly.

"Hush... the secret, go back and read." Zhuzi smiled mysteriously.

Ah Miao's heart was full of joy. After paying the money and returning home, she stood in front of the mirror and stroked and admired her tattoos all over her body. She was smiling all over her face until she saw the seven characters written in red ink on her back: President Zhu is here. tour!

☆, schizophrenia

loving care

Wu Qian is a schizophrenic, she took care of Huangfuxue, and the maintenance fee was the source of blood...

Huangfuxue is a bloodthirsty person who loves to drink blood. She was raised by Wu Qian and abused by her...

In the evening, the wonderful world between the two descends, playing tricks of love...

"Qian, are you done washing? I'm hungry." Huangfuxue propped his head sideways, lying on the bed, looking at the bathroom door with dissatisfied eyes.

As soon as the words landed, a cold voice came from the bathroom: "Wait."

Listening to the sound, I feel that the person in the bathroom should be a person like an iceberg, but waiting for someone to come out of the bathroom is another gesture.

"Xue~, you should be in a hurry." Climbing onto the big white bed, Wu Qian looked at Huangfu Xue with a wicked smile, and licked her lips.

Huangfuxue nodded excitedly, approached and pressed Wu Qian under her body, kissed her neck tenderly in Wu Qian's ear, and said softly: "Qian, I'm hungry, Give me something to drink."

Pushing back, Wu Qian easily pressed Huangfuxue under her body, looked down at the person below her, and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, but you have to feed me first." After finishing speaking, Wu Qian Qian's hand slowly slid down and stopped on Huangfuxue's sensitive waist.

"If you don't give me blood, I won't feed you." As she spoke, Huangfuxue pushed Wu Qian away, got up and walked to the French window, staring at the woods outside.

Wu Qian, who was pushed away, squinted at Huangfuxue's slender back, sneered, and went to get her blood: "Here, the freshest blood was just drawn from a blood donor today, and it hasn't been frozen for long. "

Seeing the bright red blood, Huangfuxue's eyes lit up instantly. The hunger in her body became more and more obvious. She couldn't wait to take it and drank it. The glass of blood was finished within a few sips. I want to drink, but I’m not full. Ah~”

As soon as Huangfuxue finished speaking, Wu Qian forcibly pushed her down on the bed, and she didn't react at all.After kissing wildly for a while, she slowly stopped, pressing on Huangfuxue's body panting and seductively saying: "Xiaoxue, you are very obedient today, I will give you two more cups, and we will play games later."

Wu Qian went to get the blood again, but Huangfuxue's whole body had been softened by the kiss, she felt a fire burning in her abdomen, she couldn't get up, the fire in her body needed to be vented, she couldn't help it, she used her fingers to comfort her abdomen.

When Wu Qian came back, she saw Huangfuxue's flushed face and panting delicately, she was stunned for a moment, and the two cups of blood in her hands also came out of her hand one after another, making contact with the ground.

"Bang~" The sound of a cup falling to the ground made Huangfuxue stop what she was doing, opened her dazed eyes, and looked in the direction of the source of the sound.

The eyes of the two collided with each other, showing different reactions. Wu Qian squatted on the ground and began to cry. Huang Fuxue quickly got up and asked, "Qian, what's wrong with you?"

"Xue, Xue, I, I, I'm sorry." Wu Qian replied twitching while crying.

When Huangfuxue heard it, she didn't stop, she smiled and stroked Wu Qian's head, and said dotingly: "I don't blame you, don't you still have games to play with me, do you want to play?"

The crying stopped, and the game started. Looking back on the meeting between the two, whether it was good or bad, only the person concerned would know.

A person with schizophrenia, who changes every night, a bloodthirsty person contains her personality changes, from cold, to evil, to crying like a child, and she is demonic and cruel when playing games , but is as gentle as an angel during the day, who can understand and see through the love in it?They are all loved and cared for...

☆、Super Mario Sue's little publicity syndrome living on TV ([-])

Today, when I was still drooling on the soft bed, a phone call came in and I yelled, "Xiao Xuzi, you are going to die!"

"How do you talk?" It's good that I didn't get angry when I was woken up, "Apologize to me quickly."

"What the hell!" Cen Su yelled, and I moved the phone away from my ears. "Tell me, as an assistant to the director, how can you be as tough as a big man in the Northeast? You are a beast."

"Stop talking to me, did you forget about the appointment of the new director today?" Cen Su's words woke up the dreamer, and I immediately got up, "I'm so sick, I really forgot."

"Hurry up, the whole company is here, and I'm missing you!" Cen Su hung up the phone. I felt that life was too hopeless, and my amnesia seemed to be getting worse.I dressed in a hurry, squeezed toothpaste, brushed my teeth, and I was still depressed.

Cen Su told me about this on purpose yesterday, and even gossiped with me: "The new director comes from a wealthy family, his father is the president of a global five-star hotel chain, his mother is a former international supermodel, and the director was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. , now she has a lot of money, has real estate all over the world, and she is so beautiful that people and gods are angry, she is like a heroine only in novels." Most importantly, I heard that this beautiful director is a person who can't rub the sand in her eyes and speaks one word "If you are late, I'm afraid Director Bai will try to eat you up." Cen Su patted me on the shoulder and teased, "Whoever tells you is a soft persimmon, easy to bite, be careful she will use you as an example to scare the monkeys. "

"Fuck! You are the chicken!" I glared at her.

"Wrong, I'm a monkey." Cen Su turned around, stepped on the small high heels and walked away, saying as he walked, "Give me a snack, tomorrow morning."

In fact, when I got home from get off work yesterday, I forgot about it, and I really wanted to cry.Eh?Why does the toothpaste taste wrong today?I lowered my head and was shocked to realize that I had brushed my teeth with facial cleanser, and it didn't go well.

God has been kind to me, after I drove the car to the speed of the bazooka, I was still late.I really wanted to make myself transparent, knocked on the door, lowered my head to go in, and saw an empty seat, I quickly slipped over and sat down.Even though I had moved very little, it still caused a commotion.I didn't dare to look up, Director Bai must be glaring at me, "This is all I want to say about work." Director Bai's voice is so gentle, there is no such a powerful feeling at all.

I raised my head and peeked at the notebook of the male colleague next to me. It was full of writing.God!The director actually said so much, I'm only 5 minutes late, okay?I raised my head and glanced at the newly appointed director, with willow-leaf eyebrows and cherry mouth, anyone would be happy to look at it, the kind that the fifth child next door can tremble all over at a glance... I was thinking about the lines in the sketch, when I heard the new director The director said: "I know my beauty is outstanding, but I hope everyone will not think that I rely on my appearance for a living."

It's really the first time I've seen such a "confident" person, so confident that he doesn't need a face. I don't deny that the director is beautiful, but, will you die if you are humble?I cursed in my heart, turned my head inadvertently, and caught a glimpse of the male colleague sitting on the other side of me with a nympho look on his face.

"Someone asked me before, how can I cultivate to have an outstanding temperament, fresh and refined," Director Bai smiled, and said helplessly, "I was born this way, and I really have no special way to tell you."

I feel like I'm going to throw up, is this director out of his mind?I really wanted to complain, but I heard Director Bai ask: "Will you guys like me and support my work?" The tone of the words was delicate.

"Of course it will!"

"Must!"

"You can go through fire and water!"

"What did Boss Bai say, what should we do!" This sentence was said by the male colleague next to me, his tone was excited, and he almost jumped on the case.

"Thank you everyone. I think everyone knows my family background and identity, but I still have to say that I am here today on my own." When Director Bai said these words, his face was neither red nor out of breath, really haha Da, without your parents' rich background, would you be so successful?It's not your fault you're beautiful, but it's wrong to show off like this.

I have no interest in this new director, but I can admire his face and figure.I was looking at it when Director Bai suddenly stood up, I hurriedly looked away, "Today, I have one more thing to say."

Everyone applauded to express their warm welcome. I bowed my head and heard her say, "I came to this company mainly because the person I want to find is here." Everyone looked at each other, who is the beauty director looking for?

"She is my destined other half," I couldn't help but raise my head when I heard this sentence, is it a plot in a TV series?The wealthy daughter is crazy about love, "She is..." She draws her tone, I can feel everyone holding their breath, she suddenly raised her hand and pointed, "It's her!"

All eyes came together in a clatter, I couldn't believe it, she seemed to be pointing in my direction!I looked left and right, I must be saying that this male colleague is next to me, right?But this male colleague was also looking at me with strange eyes.

To be precise, everyone is looking at me. Apart from disbelief, there seems to be envy, jealousy and hatred in those eyes?Am I being misunderstood? "Don't look at me, it's not me." I quickly explained.

"It's you." Director Bai has already walked towards me, all the way, everyone actively moved out of the way, I was dumbfounded, watching her getting closer and closer to me, "I...I don't know you... ’ I stammered to explain.

"Everyone can end the meeting. She and I have something to talk about." Director Bai frowned, stroked his chest with a sad face, and asked sadly, "Did you really forget me?"

"Gulu." I swallowed. When she said that, I was really thinking about it. I am notorious for amnesia. Could it be that I really have an unexplainable relationship with her... Well, it is still impossible, I No partner!Always single!No matter how forgetful you are, you will never forget this.Colleagues who have quit one after another are looking at me with the eyes of condemning those who are unscrupulous, I am really wronged, "I, I think you may have identified the wrong person." Cen Su, the director, and me were left in the room at the end.

"Officer~" Boss Bai's eyes were moist, and he called softly, "Do you really not remember being a wife?"

My expression can probably be described as stunned, I forgot what to say.I shook my head stupidly, it would be strange if I remembered, I woke up suddenly when Mr. Bai's tears rolled down, stood up and explained, "Mr. Bai, you, don't cry, okay?" Seeing him crying so much I was sad, I was about to have difficulty breathing, I hated to see others cry, and noticed that Cen Su was watching all the time, so I waved, "Cen Su, come and explain to me."

Cen Su came over, thinking she was going to help me, but she looked serious and called out, "Mr. Xu." I'm going crazy, okay?I glared at Cen Su, "Did you take the wrong medicine too!"

"Sister, don't cry yet," Cen Su supported Boss Bai, and comforted him: "Officer Xu forgot, I will tell her slowly, so she will remember." Cen Su wiped Boss Bai's tears, I am no longer Now that I know what to say, can anyone tell me what's going on?

"Mr. Xu, wait for me here." Cen Su put down these words, and helped Boss Bai to go out.

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"Damn it, are you crazy! I believe such nonsense." After listening to Cen Su's explanation, there was only one feeling in my heart, ten thousand muddy horses were galloping.Cen Su said, President Bai has always believed that she is the reincarnation of Lady Bai, and that her purpose of living is to find her lost official, and I am that official.

"Xu Xian is a man." I squeezed Cen Su's face, and Cen Su yelled in pain, "Ah! It hurts me to death, but you may be a man in Mr. Bai's eyes."

"Bah," I was almost uttered incoherently by Cen Su, "I have long hair."

"Men can also have long hair." Cen Su rubbed his painful face, "And, isn't Xu Xian just long hair?"

"I'm a woman, my wife has breasts!" I puffed up my chest, and Cen Su giggled, "Nowadays, men's breasts are bigger than women's after exercising."

"You!" I was about to lose my mind, "What kind of benefits did Boss Bai give you?"

Cen Su smiled strangely, and said quietly: "All the benefits and benefits are all up to me."

"You can take the money that is unconscionable, I'm not Xu Xian, you tell her!" I turned around to leave, Cen Su grabbed my shoulder, "Why are you so cruel, Boss Bai must have hurt his brain when he was young, so he can't help you." I can’t forget that TV series, so you just cooperate, what’s wrong with acting?” I was speechless, Comrade Cen Su was bought by money and lost his mind, no matter how much I said, it would be useless.

"Look, your surname is Xu. It is very likely that you are the reincarnation of Xu Xian. My surname is Cen, and it is also possible that I am the reincarnation of Xiaoqing. Mr. Bai may really be the White Lady. Look at her, she is so beautiful, she is as beautiful as a fairy , what a blessing it is for you to be able to marry such a wealthy daughter-in-law?" Cen Su spitting stars flying all over the sky.

"Beast, I'm a woman, what kind of wife should I marry!" I really want to see what's going on in this man's mind, I'm only 20 years old, I haven't had my first love yet, okay?

"What age is it?" Cen Su poked my forehead, "Genders are different, how do you fall in love? Let me tell you, you and Mr. Bai are a perfect match. I know how to read faces. Have you forgotten? Go back and take a good look." Watching that TV series, don’t let Boss Bai say the last sentence, you can’t follow the next sentence.” My eyeballs almost popped out, can’t Cen Su feel the little flame of my anger?

"Cooperate well with Boss Bai, otherwise, I won't be able to spare you." Cen Su said, knocking on the door of the director's office, "Sister, Officer Xu is here."

"Come in." The weak voice came out, and it was sad, it must be my illusion.The door opened, and I was shocked, how the director's office has changed!Antique, like a study in a costume drama!When was this remodeled?

I was pushed in by Cen Su, she closed the door from the outside, I pulled it, and the door was closed firmly.Where is Director Bai?I scanned around and was wondering, "Officials." Before the people arrived, the voice came first. Director Bai came out from the side door, and at some point changed into white clothes. The dress of the lady, is this girl playing cosplay so crazy that she can't play?I have to say that this appearance is indeed similar to that of Mrs. Bai, and Director Bai's temperament is also elegant and dignified. If I say 9 out of [-], I can give it [-] points.

"Officer." Mrs. Bai... Oh, no, Director Bai, her voice brought me back to my senses, "Mr. Bai, I'm really not Xu Xian, I'm a woman. Look, I have long hair If you have breasts, you're really not a man." I had given up on waking up Mr. Bai, who couldn't help himself, because Cen Su said before that Bai was always so determined since she was a child that she was the reincarnation of Mrs. Bai.

"In my eyes, you are Xu Xian. What's wrong with long hair and breasts?" Boss Bai came up to me and took my hand that I hadn't retracted in time. In order to repay your kindness, in order to spread branches and leaves for your Xu family..."

What?Branches and leaves!I pulled back my hand in shock, "Mr. Bai, why don't we do this? If you have something to say, say it well. You like that TV series, and you like The White Snake so much that I can understand it. After all, it was all the rage and was so popular all over the world." This is a hot drama, I like it very much, but..." But reality is reality, TV dramas are fake after all, "I've said it all, I'm a woman, you don't know, I don't have the ability to make you open up ability?" At the end, my face was hot.

☆、Super Mario Sue's little publicity syndrome living on TV ([-])

"Heh, if the officials don't try it, how do you know?" Boss Bai looked at me with what can be called loving eyes. The imitation of the eyes gave me the illusion that she might really be the reincarnation of the white lady, and I might be Xu Xian.

Pooh!How is it possible, I immediately spurned myself, this is the new century, there will be no such outrageous things, "Stop making trouble, Mr. Bai, if it's okay, I'll go to work." I'd better run away.

"Officer~" Her voice became softer and more delicate, "Do you really not care about being a wife?" Boss Bai grabbed my wrist and refused to let me go.

"Boss Bai..." I really wanted to shake my hand and leave, but seeing the beauty wet with tears, I couldn't bear it, "I'm really not Xu Xian." You're not Mrs. Bai either, you're Director Bai!I would love to tell her that.

"Officer, do you really want to hurt me like this?" Boss Bai asked in a tearful tone. I have to say that Boss Bai's appearance on the verge of crying is also very charming. It really makes sense for him to look good, so I said subconsciously: " I do not want to hurt you……"

"Officer," Boss Bai suddenly rushed over to hug me, did she misunderstand something?I didn't intend to admit her, "Boss Bai, I...uh..." My lips were suddenly covered. Judging from the heartbeat at that time, it should be 180 miles!my first kiss!Gone!I was so angry that my heart was beating one hundred and eight times, "Are you a snake maniac? How dare you kiss others casually!" I almost slammed the door and left, I was so ashamed and angry, Boss Bai's lips were so soft... What the hell was I thinking?

I think that after scolding her like this, Boss Bai might fire me, or at least he won't talk to me anymore. Unfortunately, I don't understand the world of the rich.Boss Bai asked me to get off work together that night, and said that we would go home together. I was speechless: "Are you kidding? I have only known you for a day. Who wants to go home with you." How far I walked, how far she followed, In the end, stimulated by my fierce words, she finally stopped and said sadly: "Officer, since you don't want to recognize me, then you will have nothing to love as a wife. If I die, you will have nothing to do with me." You can continue to deceive yourself and others." As soon as I heard this, I looked back and saw that she was walking towards the middle of the street, and there was a red light at the moment, "Hey, you are crazy!" I yelled, and ran over to grab her.

"Then do you recognize me?" Boss Bai was about to cry again. Women are made of water. This couldn't be more correct. To appease her, I hurriedly said, "I recognize me, isn't that okay?" A human life , Don't be careless, I'm really going to be moved by my kindness.

I went home with her in a daze, and it turned out to be a rich man's mansion!The decoration is still the same, antique, and quite similar to the layout in the play, this is a die-hard fan of The White Lady!I sigh in my heart.

"Officer, use tea."

I was flattered, "Thank you Mr. Bai."

"Hey, officer, you called me wrong again."

"Huh?" I pretended not to understand, but she didn't give me this chance, exposed me, and said, "Since you have already recognized me, then I am your wife, why do you still call me Boss Bai?" ?”

"Oh..." I replied slowly, and then I started to get into the drama, "Hehe." I couldn't say "Lady", so I had to pretend to be stupid.

"Guanren~" was another delicate address, I was almost choked, she looked at me with extremely expectant eyes, I think my face must be blushing, she coaxed, "Follow me, mother~ son~"

My mouth was open and my throat was hoarse. Under her countless times of coercion and lure, I squeezed two words out of my throat, "Mother... son..." This feeling is not ordinary.

"Officer." She responded happily to me.

That night, we slept in the same bed, I thought, I must be crazy, she asked in my ear, "Are you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?" I asked, I have never been afraid from the beginning to the end, but I just found it too unreasonable, she suddenly got up and pressed me down, her body was extremely soft, her hands and feet wrapped around me, as if she really was like a snake, "Don't be afraid I will transform into my original form and eat you."

It was becoming more and more real, and I was a little bit amused when I was helpless, and teased her: "Then let me see if you turn it into a real form."

"No, I'm afraid I'll scare you. I found you with great difficulty, and it's too late to hurt you." She said it very tenderly and affectionately. Who doesn't like it!It's a pity that everything is just acting. I don't know why, and I feel a little uncomfortable. When I was thinking this way, Meirou whispered in my ear, "Official man, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, don't you love to be your wife?"

I don't know if I'm crooked, but when I heard her say that, my heart was filled with desire, and a voice told me: "Fall her down!"But reason tells me I can't do that.

At the moment of my hesitation, she had already taken the initiative, "Since the official is so shy, then just take the initiative for my wife." While speaking, her hand moved, and I shivered and turned over. Hold her down, don't let her take advantage of me!If I want to take advantage of her, I will take advantage of her.

I don't even know what I did, but under her guidance, I sent her to an orgasm.It was a wonderful feeling. When the other party was happy, my body and mind were also greatly satisfied.It was a really chaotic night. Under her temptation, I asked her three times in a row. In the end, it was me who was so tired that I fell asleep first.

The next day, she made breakfast, woke me up, and asked me to do her hair. She praised me again and again, and I asked speechlessly, "Is it really that pretty?"

"The officials make it look good every time." She smiled sweetly, why every time, it's the first time, oh, by the way, that's what it said in the TV series.So, does Director Bai live in TV dramas every day?

During the meal, in order to help me recover my so-called memory, she took the initiative to introduce herself, "I am born with a photographic memory. I can read at the age of three, recite Tang poetry at the age of seven, and write essays at the age of ten. I am proficient in N languages. In my opinion, Languages ​​are interlinked, so there is nothing difficult; my family has tens of thousands of houses, and there are my homes all over the world, so, as long as you want, it can be yours; I..."

"..." I felt like throwing up again, can I stop doing this?I will be punished by God. She seemed to see what was on my mind and said, "Don't the officials believe me?"

"letter……"

"The officials are lying."

"If you know how to spell, I'll believe it." I was definitely exaggerating.

"Spells can't be used casually. If there is a need, my wife will naturally use it." She also said it in a serious manner, which is really serious nonsense.

Facts have proved that she didn't lie and brag. Although she has the characteristics of snake spirit disease, she does have the capital of Mary Sue. Apart from pretending to be a white lady with me in private, she is exquisite in all aspects at work.Mr. Bai went to talk about foreign projects in person, and I accompanied her as a partner in the name of an assistant. I was fortunate to see her astonishing side.Bai can always see through the other party's thoughts at a glance. She can predict many things in advance. No matter how difficult the project is, as long as she goes, it can be negotiated.I have to admire, this is indeed a skill.The only thing I struggle with is that our relationship is not clear or clear. She never chased me, so we developed into bed. Although I want her, it is also a bed partner relationship.

The only abnormal thing about her is that in private, she gets too involved in the drama, and I have to cooperate with her in the acting. Who calls her a white lady, and I am Xu Xian whom she believes.

"Officer, kiss me." At the door of the house, she asked me so suddenly. I was frightened and shook my head to avoid it. She said in frustration, "You are going to make me sad again. If I cry, the sky will fall." It's raining."

"Then you cry." I'm really too bad!I want to watch the excitement, this is the first time she will give me a chance to slap her in the face.Her eyes were red, and her eyes were wet with tears. When the first tear rolled down, some water fell on my face.God, is it really raining?I spread out my palm, water drops fell on my hand, is it really so miraculous?I raised my head, wanting to cry but no tears, Xiao Gongju, can we stop doing it?Who the hell controls that row of sprinklers upstairs?You stand up, I promise not to kill you.

"Look, it's raining." She said wetly, and I wiped the water on my face, "Hehe, it's raining heavily." Hehe, can you turn down the flow of water?

"The official kissed me." She hugged me wetly, and put her lips close together. I touched her hot body, and her exquisite and graceful curves. Desire grew in my heart.We kissed in the "rain", lingering, she panted, "Officer, I can't take it anymore, I will show my original shape." Pfft, I laughed, this sentence is really good for drama.

The day when Xiao Gongju was most able to do it was the Dragon Boat Festival. The company had a two-day holiday, and I stayed at her house.On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, she got up early and closed the doors and windows, saying that the weather was too hot and she couldn't stand it. I was woken up by the heat, or maybe it was stuffy.

"Turn on the air conditioner," I said.

"It's useless to turn on the air conditioner." She said seriously.I searched around but couldn't find the remote control of the air conditioner. It was so hot that I started to sweat too. Where did she hide the remote control?

At noon, I went out to buy vegetables to turn on the air conditioner. Before going out, she reminded me: "Officer, you can buy wine and I will drink with you, but remember not to put realgar in it." I am used to her being too involved in the drama, so Nodding her head, she said solemnly, "My lady, then we won't drink."

"No, I want to have a cup of wine with you."

"..."

Since you want to drink, then I will put realgar. She did drink a lot, and of course I did not drink less, all in the form of crossing glasses.Boss Bai hugged me drunkenly, and said softly: "Officials are good or bad, promise me that you won't release realgar, but you have released so much realgar. As a wife, you can't bear to show your original shape later, so don't scare you." Said, I am not afraid!Here comes the second chance to slap in the face.

I waited for her to transform, waited left and right, and when she fell asleep, her body suddenly became hot, as if drunk.I opened my eyes in confusion, and was taken aback by the scene in front of me!She was wearing a special props costume for snake monsters, but the clothes were as thin as a cicada's wings, and the spring scenery was unobstructed, and I almost had a nosebleed.

"Officer~ I can't take it anymore, I really want to eat you." She came over and threw herself on me, I didn't move, it's not because I didn't want to move, because I was tied up and my mouth was gagged, so I could only murmur barking.

That night, I should have fallen asleep under the climax of passion and desire, too many times to remember.I think that one day, I will get too involved in the drama and can't extricate myself. "Little Gongju who lives in the TV series,