Escape the heartthrob system

Recently, there is a strange thing circulating in the holy knights under the command of the Holy See in the Esby continent——

It is said that near the Holy See came a fairy so beautiful that as long as you look at him, you will feel that you have no regrets in this life.As long as you hear his voice once, you will never forget it in your life.

Of course this is just a legend.

A legend spread by a paladin who claimed to have seen the goblin pass out by the river overnight.

However, regarding this legend, the other person mentioned by the paladin, Lars, the head of the paladin, completely denied the existence of the goblin, saying that it was just a fantasy made by the paladin because he drank too much.

But whether this legend is true or not is actually not that important. At least the bachelors in the entire Holy Knight Order have a wish called "Maybe I will be lucky enough to take a look at the legendary beauty someday." .

All kinds of human and non-human races live together on the Esby continent, and the main mission of the Holy Knights is to protect the safety of the human race on the continent.

A bit similar to the existence of the government 丨 army.Therefore, when there is no major turmoil, the Paladins have always maintained a state of being idle and only need to walk around the city a few times a day to go home.This also made a certain siren who was kept in the bathtub at home by Lars feel uncommonly relieved.

After all, the leader of the Knights will often go home when he has nothing to do. When he returns home, he can exchange feelings with him and try the strategy.

This feeling of being close to the water is not generally pleasant.

It's just that it's been almost ten days, why does it feel like Lars' favorability towards him still hasn't increased at all?

He Yunqing lay on the edge of the big bathtub in Las's house, propped himself up with one hand and stared at the door, thinking melancholy.

If you don't hurry up and succeed in the strategy, the time limit given by the world is almost here, and you have agreed to go back to Qucheng in a month's time. This kind of progress is really worrying.

He Yun pursed his lips lightly, changed his posture and continued to toss in the bathtub.After all, he still prefers water to staying in Lars' room.

Of course, it would be nice if the bathtub could be bigger.

Here, He Yunqing was still thinking wildly, when there was a soft "click" at the door.Lars came in from the outside wearing bright silver European-style knight armor, first glanced at the bathroom with the door open, and made sure that He Yunqing was still obediently lying in the bathtub, then raised the corners of his mouth and showed a satisfied smile.

"How's it going today?" As usual, Lars asked the siren in the bathtub while taking off his armor.

He Yunqing nodded feebly in response: "It's okay."

He didn't have the nerve to say it out. In fact, he always felt that it was unnecessary for Lars to ask him every day when he came home.Or Lars felt that what could happen to a siren who woke up in the bathtub all day long and was dazed enough to continue sleeping?

But no matter how intense his mental activities are, Lars can't have any spiritual communication with him.

After taking off the heavy armor and putting it away, Lars walked into the bathroom in casual home clothes.Squatting in front of the bathtub and looking at the kraken lying on the edge of the bathtub as if his bones had been pulled out, he stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and approached his lips, but was pushed away just as he was about to kiss him.

"Master, don't be like this. If you say that I am a double, then you are a double. Don't you feel sick when you kiss a double?" After He Yun pushed Las away, he leaned back and looked at Las with the corner of his mouth twitching. asked.

I can't understand this world at all. If I want to kiss him, it means that I have succeeded in the strategy, right?But no matter how you ask the system, the system's answer has always been unsuccessful. He Yunqing doesn't want to say that he is now more and more suspicious that the system has problems because he is too handsome.

After being rejected, Lars didn't have much reaction, but still had that kind of smile that He Yunqing couldn't understand what he meant, and quietly stared at He Yunqing's face, as if admiring some artwork look at.

After a long time, he said: "Even if it is a substitute, you are still my property. I have the right to decide how to treat you. You have no right to refuse."

He Yunqing: "..."

After getting along for such a long time, he felt that it was a miracle that he hadn't despaired of the late stage of the second disease in front of him.

He thought for a long time and searched all the characters of the brain-dead novels he read before traveling, and finally he felt that he had probably found a similar plot and understood the direction of the strategy before he opened his mouth. With dignity, if you want to do something to me, please fall in love with me first."

Lars was taken aback, as if he hadn't expected He Yunqing to say that at all, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.It wasn't the usual smile with the corners of the mouth curled up, but the brows and eyes of the smile curled up as if hearing some joke.

He Yunqing maintained a state of not knowing where the point of the joke was, with a dull expression waiting for Lars to laugh enough.

After a while, Lars finally stopped laughing, but his joy did not diminish at all. He looked at He Yun and said lightly: "It's really interesting. Then I will give you a month to let me fall in love with you."

He Yunqing: "..."

Lars, with your intelligence, I advise you to drink more hot water and calm down. Just now, it was you who planned to kiss me forcefully, not me. Why did you still give me a month to make you fall in love with me?It's as if I wanted you to kiss me so much but you rejected me.

Isn't it time to give yourself a month to fall in love with me and then I will successfully complete the task after a month?

He Yunqing was completely intimidated by Las Hongguoguo's undisguised shameless spirit.

He stared blankly at Lars, and after a long time, he nodded and replied: "20 days, 20 days, if you don't fall in love with me, I'll go back to the sea."

"Wait and see." Lars responded, but held back his smile in the next second, and there was an emotion in his eyes that made He Yunqing feel a little scary, and continued: "It doesn't matter whether I fell in love with you or not, you There is one thing to remember.”

"Whether you stay or not is up to me, not you."

He Yun blinked lightly, opened his mouth slightly and looked at Las, but couldn't say a word.

Although he was mentally prepared, he was still overwhelmed by Lars' sudden aura.

After a long time, he moved his lips and replied softly: "I see."

It's just that if the strategy is really successful, it's really hard to say who has the right to go and stay.

After all, he also has a summoned beast named Qucheng, doesn't he?

Lars didn't know what He Yunqing's mental activity was like, so after seeing that he agreed, he was quite happy and smiled again, and even raised his hand to rub He Yunqing's head a few times, Prolonged the ending and said "good boy".

He didn't like being touched like this by people outside of Qucheng, He Yunqing told himself over and over again in his heart that this person was the target of the attack, and he had the final say, so he suppressed the desire to avoid Lars' palm.

When Lars had touched enough and withdrew his hand, He Yunqing made sure that he didn't intend to continue to do it, so he got up and planned to get out of the bathtub.

"What are you doing?" Russ had to be taken aback by the fact that a person who had been lying in the bathtub for ten days was about to stand up suddenly.

"Don't do anything." He Yunqing said as he stepped out of the bathtub, stood on the ground with bare feet and thought for a few seconds before asking, "Can you find me some clothes and a pair of shoes?"

"What are you going to do?" Lars stood still, not responding to He Yunqing's request at all. He looked at He Yunqing with a frown and insisted on asking.

"Do something that will make you fall in love with me." He Yun pouted lightly, pulled the few water plants on his body that hadn't left since crossing to cover the key points, and said seriously.

Lars raised his eyebrows, but his expression became cheerful in an instant. He looked at He Yun and slightly hooked his mouth, turned and left the bathroom without saying anything.After a while, holding a pair of white slippers and a white shirt of the same style as his feet, he handed them to He Yunqing and said at the same time: "These are my clothes and shoes, it may not be suitable for you to wear them. Just some."

He Yunqing put on the slippers and gestured at his clothes. He didn't want to say that the cutest height difference in the legend is really abusive sometimes, like now——

The shirt of Mr. Lars, who is nearly a head taller than He Yunqing and is very strong, is put on He Yunqing. Not only the sleeves have grown a lot, but even the buttocks can be covered tightly.

There's a problem with this though.

He Yun looked down at his lower body which was not wearing anything.He thought for a second and said nothing.

After all, he and Lars are both men, and it doesn't matter if he has Lars and Lars, even if they are seen.

Of course the most important thing is...

Wearing other people's underwear is really shameful, and he feels that he can't accept this kind of thing for the time being.

He Yun didn't communicate with Lass any more. He Yun gently tugged the hem of his shirt so that it could cover him a little more, and then calmly walked out of the bathroom in the face of Lass' undisguised scorn.

Lars touched his lower lip playfully, smiled and walked out behind He Yunqing.

He Yunqing strolled around the living room, although he probably glanced at it when he came here before, but now that he has a closer look, it turns out that Lars' house is really not so simple.

So simple that there is nothing at all.

Although the living room is not big, there are two sofas with a rectangular dining table sandwiched between them. Next to it is a red sandbag hanging from the ceiling. Judging from the traces on it, it should be used frequently.

He Yun twitched the corners of his mouth lightly, and was too lazy to ask Lars if his life was so boring.After so many days of getting along and communicating with each other, he deeply knew that if he dared to ask Lars a word at this time, it would lead to a tragedy where Lars pretended to die.

This result was definitely not what he wanted.

So He Yunqing just frowned, then turned around and planned to go to the kitchen to take a look.

If the living room is simple, then the kitchen is simply empty.

Except for the most basic stove, pots and pans that have already been covered with a thin layer of dust, no matter whether it is in the cabinet or the refrigerator, let alone the ingredients, there is not even a little seasoning.

How the hell is that going to let me carry out my plan to tie a man's heart, first of all his stomach?

He Yunqing was a little irritable.

He turned around and asked the man who had been following him like a ghost, "Don't you usually eat at home?"

After Lars heard this question, he immediately nodded and admitted without any hesitation: "It's too troublesome to cook by yourself, and I'm not very good at making this kind of thing, so why don't you just eat it in the cafeteria of the Knights Order?" Quite good, there are not many types of food, but the taste is not bad.”

He Yunqing: "..."

He seriously thought about which one is better, the craftsmanship of his perennial single house or the craftsmanship of the big pot rice in the cafeteria. Before he could say anything, Lars smiled happily and said, "Why, do you want to give it to me?" Did I cook?"

"But haven't you already eaten in the cafeteria?" He Yunqing said, he didn't want to admit that he suddenly realized that he didn't know much about the ingredients in this world. Wouldn't it be a negative impression of the food you eat at the entrance?

It was just never expected that after Lars took a deep look at him, he said with a smile: "It's okay to have another meal, you wait at home, I'll go buy some ingredients and come back and you cook."

He Yunqing: "..."

System, come out and let's have a good talk. Does this guy really not like me? I don't feel right.

Lass put on a coat and went out after finishing his words. He Yunqing sat on the sofa and stared at the ceiling with empty eyes, seemingly in a daze but actually communicating with the system in his brain.

"Does he really not like me? From my years of experience, I think he likes me very much."

He Yunqing asked the system in his mind depressedly, no matter how he thought about Lars' attitude towards him, except for the two accidents that almost killed him, it was completely the same as treating a lover.

It's just that the voice of the system responded in his head again, slapping He Yunqing's face fiercely:

[Host, please respect yourself, don't give yourself such unrealistic fantasies just because you can't complete the task and the pressure is too great, it's not good]

"I'm serious, or you can tell me how to succeed in the strategy."

[The target Las likes is the legendary sea monster in the sea, not you, you are a substitute, and the success of the strategy is only when you succeed at the top position]

The system's voice was still cold and emotionless, He Yunqing heard it and wanted to rush over and smash it.

After taking a few deep breaths, He Yunqing said again: "But that legendary sea monster is also me, so what's the point of you letting me go by myself like this?"

After he finished speaking, he waited patiently for the system's response.It's just that after waiting for a long time this time, the system seemed to be stuck for a long time without giving a reply.

It wasn't until He Yunqing self-hypnotized that this question might have touched the bottom line of the system and would not be answered, and planned to ask another question, the system's voice sounded again——

[The heart of the target character is too complicated, and the system has a failure when calculating the data. It is temporarily impossible to judge whether the host has successfully captured it. Please wait patiently for the reply]

He Yunqing: "..."

The system I use to paralyze me is really a pirated version, right? Hey Tom Su, would you like to come over and let's have a heart-to-heart talk? !