Men's dormitory

23. The wretched uncle

On this day, after Yi Xi and Zihao had dinner together, to pass the time, Yi Xi came to the small shop and sat in front of the counter to check Weibo.

The BL at night is very lively, and even when it closes at 11 pm, there will still be many people sitting here and still wanting to express themselves.

Yi Xi stared at the computer screen intently, and had no time to take into account the frequent admiring looks from people around him.

He inadvertently found the middle-aged man sitting in front of the counter, that man's squinting eyes staring straight at him, Yi Xi was startled, only felt a gust of cool wind blowing from behind.

"May I have something to drink?" Yi Xi stood up in a panic, and said to the wretched uncle in front of him.

The uncle was stunned for a moment, then relaxed, and looked at Yi Xi with a smile, "This is my first time here, do you have any recommendations?"

The uncle's voice is very thick and very magnetic, and the people who listen to it feel itchy.

Yi Xi pointed to the menu hanging on the wall behind and said: "Blue Pure Love, Purple Love, Red One Night, Splendid Future, these four drinks are our specialty products, you can choose one."

"Give me a copy of all four of these?" The uncle thought for a while, then looked Yi Xi up and down.

One of all four? !Is this showing off your wealth?Yi Xi thought to herself.

When encountering such a willful uncle, Yi Xi obviously couldn't bear it: "Uncle, I'm afraid you can't drink it all by yourself?"

The uncle smiled blankly, "Isn't it appropriate to call you uncle?"

Yi Xi took another look at the person in front of him. He was wearing a very formal suit, a black down jacket, and short hair. Although he was dressed in the same fashion as Yi Xi, according to the person's voice and facial features, Yi Xi With fine wrinkles and a treacherous temperament in the workplace, Yi Xi still insisted on his previous judgment. This person is definitely not under 40 years old, and he is 15 years older than himself. Is it abnormal to call him an uncle?

"Then what do you think I should call you?" Yi Xi felt that the person in front of him seemed to be looking for trouble, so he asked bluntly.

"I'm about the same age as you, just call me brother!"

Yi Xi couldn't laugh or cry after hearing this. What is the reason for such a dignified uncle to hide his real age so hard?But according to Yixi's character, he has enough patience to play with this kind of person to the end.

"I'm only 26 years old this year. I'm from the '90s, so you're also the 'post-90s'?"

"I said Yi Xi, don't worry about my age, you can call me whatever you like." The uncle was also defeated by Yi Xi's seriousness, "You can make me a drink right now."

"Choose one of the four, this shop will put an end to all acts of waste and flaunting of wealth." Yi Xi annoys others to show off his superiority, and now he can't wait to throw this uncle out.

"What's your attitude? Where did I waste it? Where did I show off my wealth?" The uncle was a little anxious, and his tone was a little excited.

"I don't believe you can finish all four drinks by yourself!" Faced with all kinds of nonsense from the uncle, Yi Xi felt that he was about to explode.

"Okay, let's make a bet, I guarantee that within 10 minutes, I can finish all four drinks." The uncle's playful face made him look a few years younger, but it made people feel that he was even more wretched.

Yi Xi rolled his eyes, and said confidently, "What are you betting on?"

"Tell me!" The uncle was still a bit of a gentleman, so he probably didn't know what to bet on.

"If you lose, you will be responsible for cleaning all these cups and tidying up the shop after all the customers have left." Yi Xi pointed to a pool of water cups piled up next to him and said, what he was thinking was : It's time for this guy full of superiority to experience the hard work of the working people.

"So cruel?!" The uncle was really nervous for a moment, he thought for a while and said, "If you lose, you will give me a free drink every day, and you must make it yourself. For a month!"

"It's that simple?" A cup of drink costs only a dozen yuan, even if you drink it for a month, it's not much money.Yi Xi hesitated for a moment, he didn't know what this uncle was up to.

"That's right! Why? Don't you dare to gamble?" The uncle stared at Yi Xi with great interest.

"Bet! Just wait, I'll do it for you right now." After saying that, Yi Xi turned around and got busy.

Yi Xi has already made up his mind, and usually these four drinks are served in standard cups.But this time, he specially made a larger version for the uncle, and decisively replaced it with a super large cup.

When watching Yi Xi pick up an oversized cup and prepare to fill it with drinks, the uncle hastily interjected: "Do you usually use such a big cup?"

Yi Xi turned his head and said with a smile on his face: "Today's event, increase the quantity without increasing the price!"

After listening to it, the uncle knew that he had fallen into Yi Xi's trap, and he froze immediately.

When Yi Xi finished all four drinks and brought them to the uncle in a neat order, the uncle's face almost turned green from fright.

"Uncle, what's the matter? Are you scared?" Yi Xi turned on the provocative mode, "There is a saying 'a man who speaks a word is hard to follow', right? Four drinks today won't make you break your promise, right?"

The uncle glanced at Yi Xi, "Fuck you, just wait!" After speaking, the uncle picked up a glass of drink and drank it.

Yi Xi hurriedly took out his mobile phone to remember the time for him.

After the uncle drank the first cup, he put the cup heavily on the table, grabbed a tissue and wiped his mouth with a painful expression on his face.

Yi Xi finally couldn't help it anymore, he laughed haha: "Uncle, how does it taste?"

The uncle opened his mouth and took two breaths, "Is the drink you usually make so bad?"

Of course not, these four drinks are specially prepared by Yi Xi for him with stronger flavors, the uncle made a lot of money today!

"There are still 5 minutes!" Yi Xi reminded the uncle who was struggling to drink his third cup with his mobile phone.

Drinking and drinking, drinking and drinking, the uncle finally finished the third cup.

The uncle hiccupped for a long time, Yi Xi buried his head under the counter, and asked out of breath with a smile: "There is still more than a minute, do you want to continue drinking? I think you should just admit defeat! People When you are old, your kidneys will not be good, so pay attention to your body!"

The uncle was completely speechless by Yi Xi's extra-drinking super bad drink. He stared at the last drink in a daze, hesitating to speak.

Yi Xi felt that the outcome was decided, and began to tease the uncle: "Uncle, there is only half a minute left! BL has ushered in a new waiter, which is great!"

Yi Xi stared at the phone, "The countdown starts now: 10! 9!..."

In the last few seconds, the uncle grabbed the last glass of drink and drank it down. Yi Xi was dumbfounded.

When Yi Xi counted down to "2!", the uncle drank the last sip, and he said: "Look! I'm done drinking!" As soon as he finished this sentence, he ran out of the store quickly Spit up.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Yi Xi was stunned, and he whispered to himself: "This uncle, you are too hardworking!"

After being frozen for ten seconds, Yi Xi remembered that poor uncle. He picked up the paper and ran outside the door.

After 5 minutes, the uncle sat down in front of the counter again.

"Bet, you lost! I'm telling you now, you have to make me a drink yourself every night, 'If a gentleman says it, it's hard to chase'!"

"Uncle, is it necessary to work so hard? I think you look like a rich man, so you shouldn't care about drinks worth hundreds of dollars, right?" Yi Xi really couldn't understand the uncle's unbelievable hard work.

"You don't understand! Men have a competitive spirit, how can they easily admit defeat?" The uncle's words seemed to make sense.

Yi Xi is willing to gamble and admit defeat.

That night the uncle chatted for a while and left in good spirits, Yi Xi didn't see through the thoughts of this wretched uncle.

(End of this chapter)

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