Lie to the monk I'm pregnant

"Wuwang stop, you just came back from the back mountain?" The fat host looked at the monk walking in a hurry and sweating profusely, feeling relieved in his heart.

As expected, he is indeed his junior brother. Although he brought back an unknown woman, he is still so diligent. Although he has only been back for less than a day, he has already gone to the back mountain to practice.

It's no wonder that when he saw his junior brother today, he found that his martial art skills had improved a lot compared to before, and he never fell behind even when he was going out.

The monk who was stopped stopped, looked at the fat abbot, and gave a soft "hmm".

Fortunately, the fat abbot has good hearing, otherwise he might have missed the monk's answer.

The fat abbot smiled, and he knew that the younger brother was still the same younger brother: "Wu Wang, I haven't seen you for several years, since we met, let's have a good talk, I have a lot of things to tell you .”

The monk frowned, and said lightly: "Brother, I still have something to do, wait until next time..."

The fat abbot didn't take it seriously: "Hey... what are you waiting for next time? It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Just today, I asked Shen Si to cook some good dishes. Let's have a good chat. You can also talk about the past few years with me carefully. happened."

The monk didn't speak, but the frown became tighter and tighter.

"What's wrong, you're not happy anymore, are you?" The fat abbot realized something was wrong.

"Not so..." the monk explained.

"Since it's not that you don't like it, then what's the matter with you turning around and facing me with your back? Why, after going out for a few years, I feel that senior brother is not worthy of talking to you? You don't even give me a straight face... ..." The younger brother in my impression is not of such a twitchy temper, he wants to see what's going on.

The fat abbot didn't wait for the tangled monk to turn around by himself, but went around to the front of the monk, and then saw a miraculous scene.

When did the younger brother become pregnant?The fat abbot stared wide-eyed and opened his mouth wide, unable to utter a word.

... No, that big belly is still moving, so there must be something hidden inside.

The fat abbot raised his hand to lift off the monk's robe, wanting to see what was hidden under it, but he couldn't move his hand as soon as he started.

Because his hand was blocked by his junior brother, he couldn't go any further. The fat abbot raised his head and glanced at the monk who was much taller than a few years ago, and narrowed his eyes.

"Brother, what are you hiding here?"

"It's nothing..." The monk dodged his eyes.

"Heh... Since it's nothing, why don't you dare to look at me?"

The monk still didn't look at him, and didn't speak.

"Still letting go?" The more his junior brother behaved like this, the more he doubted what was under the robe.

The monk did not move.

The fat abbot was out of breath, and his voice was a little harsh: "What kind of evil spirits have you been infected with outside, and you don't even listen to what your brother said. If the abbot is alive, seeing you like this, I don't know how to be disappointed..."

If there were other people around, the fat abbot would not have spoken so bluntly, but at this time it was only him and the monk, so there was no need to think about saving face for the monk.

As soon as the monk heard the word "abbot", many words that that person said suddenly flashed in his mind...

"Respect for teachers…"

"Be strict with yourself..."

"Be lenient to others..."

……

The monk slowly loosened his clenched wrists, Abbot Ren Fat opened his robe, and saw what was hidden inside.

"Rabbit?" The fat abbot was dumbfounded when he saw the two tied up fat rabbits, "What are you doing with the rabbits?"

"No..." The fat abbot didn't wait for the monk to answer, and he realized it by himself, "This rabbit...you caught it for that woman?"

This discovery made him look as if he had been struck by lightning. Fortunately, he had no hair, otherwise he would have exploded at this time.

Now that he was discovered, the monk didn't feel embarrassed, and generously admitted: "Yes..."

still"? "Yes" shit!

The fat abbot was almost overwhelmed by the monk's simple "yes", seeing this guy's disapproving expression, he was even more heartbroken, and said in disbelief: "You know that you are a monk, you have violated the precept of killing by doing this! "

"I didn't hurt it..." The monk flicked the rabbit, which was still alive. The rabbit was frightened and kicked hard, but the monk tied it too tightly, and it couldn't break free at all.

The monk raised his eyes to look at the senior brother, as if saying: Look, the rabbit is still alive, I have not violated the precepts!

"You..." The fat abbot didn't know what to say for a while, "Even if the rabbit is still alive at this time, I'm afraid it won't last long, and it will probably enter the belly of that witch soon..."

"Brother..." The monk looked at the fat abbot unhappily.

"Don't interrupt me, I haven't finished yet..." He wanted to make Wu Wang realize his mistake, it was wrong to do this, he would never allow this kind of thing to happen under his nose, it was completely different from the abbot The things that have been explained deviate from each other.

"How can you pamper that demon girl too much? If things go on like this, why is that woman willing to leave? On the surface, it seems that you have not violated the precepts, but you are an accomplice. The rabbit was killed and eaten, and you are also a part of it..."

"Don't talk about her like that, Xingwo is not a witch..." The monk frowned, looking at the fat abbot impatiently.

The fat abbot who was interrupted again was stunned, firstly because of the undisguised look in the monk's eyes, and secondly because of the displeasure revealed in the monk's tone...

He had to admit that the Wuwang who came back again had changed, he was no longer the junior brother who would agree with everything he said and seemed to have no temper at all.

Wu Wang standing in front of him at this time, although he felt inexplicable, seemed to have become much more vivid.

Something has quietly changed...

"Brother, Xingwo is very good and treats me very well. She is not a witch." As if afraid that the fat abbot might not hear clearly, the monk repeated it again with a very serious expression.

The fat abbot was so serious that if he disagreed, would this guy do something that surprised him even more.

"...cough cough...well, I won't call her a witch in the future, but you can't indulge her too much. Look at your behavior. This is a temple. You are still a monk. Do you think you are doing this? Is it appropriate?"

The fat abbot thought that what he said was very accurate, but who knew that what the monk said next almost pissed him off.

"This is not a formal temple. Although they are all bald, there is no paperwork to prove it, and there has never been incense worship. Moreover, I have never been allowed by the abbot to shave or become a monk from the beginning to the end. Brother should not have forgotten that my hair I shaved it myself..."

Fat abbot: "..."

Monk, you have changed!

……

After all, the monk took the rabbits back to the stone house, but changed from two to one, but fortunately, the fatter one was left behind.

In order to find the fattest rabbit in the back mountain, he spent a lot of effort to compare.

Chi Xingwo thought he only caught one, so he didn't ask any more questions, and happily ate half of it, and he felt sleepy.

People who didn't know thought he was really pregnant, and fell asleep after eating, but... this feeling is really happy!

Chi Xingwo fell asleep in the room that had been arranged, and it was not completely dark yet.

In the middle of the night, Chi Xingwo woke up from the cold, and in a daze, he wanted to lean to the side, because the monk's body was always warm, like a small stove.

But this time he closed his eyes and groped for a long time, but found nothing.

After this tossing, he also completely woke up, and suddenly remembered that the monk did not sleep with him.

He is in another room.

it's too cold!

Chi Xingwo closed his eyes and wrapped the quilt tightly, but he still didn't feel sleepy at all.

Can't sleep, why is it so cold?

Chi Xingwo shook the quilt on his body, climbed off the bed, and wrapped the quilt up again. In just a short while, the temperature on his body seemed to be several degrees colder.

He tiptoed to open the door and tentatively pushed the monk's door.

opened!

This guy doesn't even close the door when he sleeps?Then you can't blame him.

Chi Xingwo walked lightly and walked towards the monk's couch step by step.

Reflecting the faint moonlight tonight, he seemed to be able to see a vague figure lying on the bed.

Chi Xingwo quickly untied the quilt on his body, and nimbly got into the monk's bed.

When he embraced that warm body, he couldn't help letting out a contented sigh from his throat.

Is this the life a person should live? As for that cold bed... whoever sleeps on it, he won't go anyway.

Surrounded by warmth, Chi Xingwo soon felt drowsy again, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier until his breathing became long.

At this moment, after the monk felt that the person in his arms was fast asleep, he put his hands on the other person's waist and hugged him tightly.

He could hear Chi Xingwo's peaceful and steady heartbeat, as well as his own thunderous heartbeat.

It jumped too fast and too fast, as if it might pop out of my heart at any moment.

But there was a smile on his mouth from beginning to end.

The author has something to say: Happy Double Festival everyone, be happy (-ω-`)

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