Lie to the monk I'm pregnant

The God Venerable who was too shocked for a moment forgot how to react, and didn't know where to put his hands. When he realized what the person in front of him was doing, his anger rushed to the top of the sky, wishing he could kill this damn rascal with one palm. To hack to death.

This guy should offend him!

But when he raised his hand, he suddenly thought of the promise he had made with that person, that he must not directly participate in anything related to that person...

Under the rage, the god finally controlled his temper, and his hands changed from chopping to pushing.

It's just that this push also used two parts of force, and Chi Xingwo, who hadn't had time to catch his breath, was pushed directly from the bottom of the water to the surface of the water by this push, and the tightly wrapped aquatic plants on his feet also burst apart.

But it didn't stop. After Chi Xingwo was pushed out of the water, he continued to fly upwards until he fell on the bank. Fortunately, the bank was covered with thick green grass. It didn't hurt very much, and he could bear it.

Chi Xingwo fainted for a while, spit a few more sips, and was able to sit up, yelling at the person who was standing a few steps away and looking down at him.

"Monk, what's the matter with you? Why are you pushing me? You used so much strength? I almost fell to my death. What's your expression? What do you mean?" He stared at him without showing weakness, and his eyes were bigger than the other person's to express his anger.

It's fine to run alone at the bottom of the water. He only acts as a monk because he is afraid of water, but they see him dying, so he still stands by and does nothing. This is very problematic.

Especially the last palm, I'm afraid it's not intended to send him to the west directly.Thanks to his fate, there is grass under his body, otherwise it is really hard to say what the consequences will be.

The god held his fire and endured Chi Xingwo's scrutiny. He was thinking whether he should kill this rascal. As for the promise... No one knew he killed him anyway!

But the more Chi Xingwo thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. It seemed that since entering the lake, the monk was like a different person. He couldn't be bewitched!

"Who... are you?" Chi Xingwo put on a straight face, looking back and forth at the monk with his eyes like searchlights, wishing to see every strand of hair, but only from the outside, he couldn't see anything wrong .

This person does have the face of a monk, but whether it is his eyes, tone of voice, or his attitude, it doesn't look like a monk would...

But who knew that the monk suddenly said something out of the blue: "If it wasn't for your misbehavior...how could I be like this?"

"What's wrong with your behavior... What's wrong with it?" What was he talking about, Chi Xingwo looked at the monk blankly.

Unexpectedly, this reaction irritated the monk even more, and attracted a bigger reaction from him, and a pair of sharp eyes that were blazing with anger immediately came over.

"Why... have you forgotten what you did underwater just now? Do you dare to do it or not?"

Hmph, relying on the fact that he is the one standing up, Chi Xingwo also stood up, with his hips akimbo, and said confidently: "What dare you do but dare not admit it? I have done something that both people and gods are angry with, and it makes you so angry , If you speak clearly, you will die!"

"You...you..." Thinking of what just happened at the bottom of the water, the old god who has lived for 10,000+ years, rarely blushes, but he thinks it's all because of being pissed off by the shameless rascal in front of him , "Just now...you dared...I...I am, how could you be so presumptuous..."

After speaking, he wiped his mouth hard.Because of too much force, the thin lips, which were still slightly pale, were actually stained with blood.

snort!If he hadn't hesitated to promise, he would have chopped up this scoundrel and fed it to the dogs...

Being reminded repeatedly, Chi Xingwo also understood what the monk said, but he didn't feel that he was misbehaving or anything, let alone presumptuous. Isn't it just a touch of his lips, and he won't die? If you're going to die, of course it's better to touch it.

"I didn't do it on purpose. What's wrong with touching it? You won't lose a piece of meat. Do you want to watch me die?"

The God Venerable's anger was all choked in his throat, could he say that he just wanted to watch this guy die?

"No...can..." The voice was low and dull.

"That's it, I'm still struggling, didn't I just touch it, I didn't do it on purpose, it was just because I was almost out of breath, it was just an excuse to get angry, this can be angry, you grew up on gas Let's go!" The monk stopped talking, and his mood was obviously depressed, which made Chi Xingwo become arrogant immediately, his voice became louder and louder, and his fingers almost hit the monk's face.

Shenzun's temples kept twitching, lowered his eyes, and tried not to look at the finger that was very close to him. He was afraid that if he took another look, he couldn't help but want to break it off...

Chi Xingwo vented his dissatisfaction greatly, he felt much more comfortable, and looked at the monk much more pleasing to the eye.

Sigh... The monk is good at everything, but sometimes he is prone to one-sidedness, and he should not think about it.

"Let's go, let's find a way, and we won't find anything standing here." Chi Xingwo took two steps, and found that the monk still didn't move, so he couldn't help reminding him.

The god respected Chi Xingwo with a faint look, and followed.

……

Just now Chi Xingwo was busy arguing with the monk, and now he has the time to look at the surrounding environment.There is an endless lake in front of you. There seem to be fish swimming in the lake. There are green grass growing on both sides of the lake. There are white clouds floating in the sky. There is no sun, but the light is very bright. The cool breeze gently blows the broken hair on the forehead. .

It was like entering a whole new world from a small lake, and my heart suddenly became bigger.

"Where is the monk here? It's so beautiful!" Chi Xingwo began to pick up the round dandelions, which were everywhere, and his eyes couldn't see them.

"I don't know..." The god despises Chi Xingwo's ignorance in his heart, can this be considered good-looking?hehe……

Chi Xingwo spread his five fingers, gently grasped a dandelion, then closed it violently, crushed it roughly into slag, and when the god bowed his head to express his disdain, he slammed it into his collar.

I've been displeased with you for a long time!Let you see how good I am...

In order not to arouse Chi Xingwo's suspicion, the deity kept the robe on his body still wet. As soon as the dandelion fluff entered the collar, it immediately stuck to his skin, which was really itchy and sticky.

The god looked at Chi Xingwo in disbelief, as if he didn't understand how this guy had the guts to tease him!

For the first time in his life, he regretted it. He shouldn't have come. Without him, Chi Xingwo might have died a long time ago. How dare he dominate the world in front of him, and how could he stuff dandelions into his collar?

He shouldn't have come!

At this time, the god was very angry, but he was angry with himself, why did he suddenly make a stupid decision, why did he come in person?

If he could do it all over again, he would definitely choose to stay in the temple, lie comfortably on the soft couch, and look coldly at Chi Xingwo's ugly face struggling to death.

Instead of facing the person who is smiling like a fool now, not knowing what to say...

"Hahahaha... Monk, how do you feel?" Chi Xingwo quickly ran away after finishing his sentence, fearing that the monk would get angry and beat him up.

The corner of Shen Zun's mouth twitched, watching the guy run farther and farther, and then fell down on the grass above his knees with a scream.

The smile at the corner of his mouth froze, and the god revered him, and he came to the place where Chi Xingwo fell in one breath.

I saw Chi Xingwo face down, lying on his stomach soundlessly.

Is it dead?Died just like that... too soon!

The God Venerable stopped breathing, moved lightly, and was about to turn Chi Xingwo over, but when his hand touched the corner of Chi Xingwo's clothes, the guy suddenly turned over by himself, and then stuffed his neck again. A bunch of stuff I don't know what it is...

The god's face suddenly darkened: "Chi...Xing...Wo..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Chi Xingwo got up again and slipped away, this time it seemed that he really pissed off the monk.

Contrary to what the monk thought, the god did not chase him immediately, and there was no anger on his face, but more confusion, confusion about himself, and confusion about Chi Xingwo.

He really thought that the scoundrel was dead just now. After all, this place is so dangerous, and Chi Xingwo is restless. Isn't it normal to encounter something that shouldn't be touched?

However, just now he actually wanted to verify by himself... When did he actually need to see a person's face with his own eyes in order to verify whether that person is really dead.

Obviously, even if he is thousands of miles away, he only needs to move his mind, and he can know the life and death of that person in an instant...

The author has something to say: In order to benefit from thousands of words, I will not update tomorrow, but I will update it at [-] o'clock on Monday night. I will write more words.

Sorry <(__)> for the inconvenience.