Lie to the monk I'm pregnant
Chapter 23 Stupid Monk
"Did you agree?" Although he didn't think the monk would fool him, it was better to give him the correct words.
"...Agreed!" The monk sighed and closed his mouth tightly.
Chi Xingwo immediately showed a big smile, coupled with a mouthful of big white teeth, he looked a little silly.
"Let's go..." The monk glanced at someone who quickly stuffed meat into his mouth and said.
"Hmm..." Chi Xingwo didn't have time to answer, he just followed the monk, and after walking a few steps, he remembered something and stopped abruptly.
"Monk, wait, there are still people here, let's rescue them."
The monk turned sideways and nodded.
Chi Xingwo immediately turned around, led the monk, and headed in the direction he came.
However, he searched for a long time, but he couldn't find the cave where the women were staying. Instead, he saw the pool, but the big snake didn't see it, the women didn't see it, and the young lady didn't see it.
Like it never happened.
After dispelling the illusion, it turns out that the cave is very small, centered on the water pool, with a road on the left and a road on the right. He was on the right road just now, and within a few minutes of walking, he saw the water pool, and continued walking along the left road. , just a few minutes to the end.
It takes less than 10 minutes to walk the whole way.
Nothing.
The monk didn't say anything, but Chi Xingwo was very sorry, and explained: "I really met people, about 20 of them, all of whom were captured by a big snake. They have been trapped here for a long time. I still see them." When we arrived, the group of people who changed carriages with us was that young lady, but she hadn’t woken up, and I couldn’t ask her what happened. Monk, I really didn’t lie to you.”
"I believe you!"
With this sentence, Chi Xingwo was relieved, but he couldn't give the monk the impression of lying, otherwise how could he continue to fool around in the future, he said again: "Then where have they all gone, why can't we find them?"
"Those people..." The monk pondered for a moment, his eyes became dim, and his thoughts seemed to be drifting away at this moment, "It should be...all fake..."
"Fake?" Chi Xingwo wanted to yell through the roof of the cave, his voice was so loud that the monk blinked several times.
"Yes, they are all part of the illusion."
"...This..." Chi Xingwo was stunned, "Impossible!"
He looked again at the cave that had reached the end. There was no suspicious trace on the stone wall, and then turned back to look at the monk: "If those women I don't know are illusions, then what's the matter with the eldest lady? Make sure it's real."
The monk looked straight, without speaking, and suddenly closed his eyes.
Chi Xingwo also closed his mouth, guessing in his heart that the monk might be using his skills, so he better not add trouble at this time.
Not long after, the monk opened his eyes, and Chi Xingwo rushed over and asked, "How is it? What did you find?"
The monk shook his head.
"I didn't find anything, or you couldn't find it?"
"I don't feel the breath of living people, except us."
Chi Xingwo gave up: "Okay, let's go back."
……
After stepping out of the cave, Chi Xingwo looked back and found nothing, so he could only keep going.
Maybe what the monk said was right, those people were part of the illusion, not real people, but...he suddenly remembered that he had eaten the food given by one of the women, would it be all right?
Chi Xingwo suddenly lost his mind, and hurried to the monk, asking him to see if he was okay.
It's just that this guy insists that he is very good, how could he be good, he ate the food in the illusion, can people eat that food?
"Stop, I've already said, you're fine!"
Chi Xingwo ignored it, and lowered his head to untie his belt: "You must not have seen it clearly. I took off my clothes. If you look carefully, you can see what you can see through the clothes. I ate that thing." Ah, who knows if there will be any hidden dangers."
A monk's muffled voice sounded above his head, as if he was depressed: "You are really fine..."
Chi Xingwo was even more depressed than him: "Can you have some snacks? I'm still pregnant with your child, and I haven't checked it carefully. If something happens to the child, can you be responsible?"
The monk remained silent.
Chi Xingwo took off his clothes quickly, and turned around in front of the monk a few times. He looked at his body and asked, "How is it? Is there anything wrong?"
"fine…"
Chi Xingwo, who thought the monk's voice was a bit strange, raised his head curiously, and what he saw almost made him explode: "What do you mean by looking up at the sky, I want you to look at me, see if I understand, what are you looking at?" My God, is it possible that there are still flowers blooming in the sky?"
"Look down!"
The monk lowered his head subconsciously, and his face flushed in the next second.
Chi Xingwo opened his mouth wide when he saw it, and rarely stammered: "You...you...what's your reaction?"
"You...you put on...the clothes first!" The monk glanced wildly, but stopped looking at Chi Xingwo.
Chi Xingwo had a strange guess in his heart: "Monk...you don't like...me, do you?"
He looked at the expression on the monk's face, remained motionless, and breathed lightly, for fear that the monk would give him an affirmative answer.
God, if the monk really likes him, then he is a man, he is a man, I just wanted to tease him before, I didn't think much about it, now it seems that I am so stupid.
It's his fault. We must keep our distance in the future. No, we can still separate. After a long time, I have no idea.
"What is... like?" There was neither shyness nor anxiety on the monk's face, only doubt and curiosity.
Hearing what he said, Chi Xingwo's heart hanging in the air slowly relaxed, but when he thought about the monk's question, he also froze.
what is like
He doesn't seem to know either!He has no one to like, and no one likes him.
What is it like to like someone?He didn't know, but he was a man who had surfed the Internet.
Chi Xingwo said to the monk very seriously: "Like is to want to do... what you love to do with the person you like!"
He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, and it was said all over the Internet.
"Then I don't like you!" The monk looked at Chi Xingwo very seriously and said.
When Chi Xingwo heard this sentence, he finally understood what it means to have a double heaven of sorrow and joy. With the monk's words, he was relieved.
And someone who should have removed the water mirror a long time ago couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he heard this, but he didn't realize it himself, even though he was also very puzzled, why he was still watching those two people.
As soon as he realized this problem, he immediately removed the water mirror, and cast his cold eyes on Shui Yunjun who was still kneeling at the bottom of the steps...
……
The monk didn't understand why Chi Xingwo suddenly became happy. Could it be related to what he just said?
He really doesn't like Chi Xingwo, and he doesn't want to do what he loves to do with Chi Xingwo.
Because he recalled the experience of the past 20 years, from childhood to adulthood, there is nothing... that he loves to do.
No, he has it now, he likes being with this person very much, shouldn't he say it?
Forget it, that smile is too good-looking, let it always exist.
"...Agreed!" The monk sighed and closed his mouth tightly.
Chi Xingwo immediately showed a big smile, coupled with a mouthful of big white teeth, he looked a little silly.
"Let's go..." The monk glanced at someone who quickly stuffed meat into his mouth and said.
"Hmm..." Chi Xingwo didn't have time to answer, he just followed the monk, and after walking a few steps, he remembered something and stopped abruptly.
"Monk, wait, there are still people here, let's rescue them."
The monk turned sideways and nodded.
Chi Xingwo immediately turned around, led the monk, and headed in the direction he came.
However, he searched for a long time, but he couldn't find the cave where the women were staying. Instead, he saw the pool, but the big snake didn't see it, the women didn't see it, and the young lady didn't see it.
Like it never happened.
After dispelling the illusion, it turns out that the cave is very small, centered on the water pool, with a road on the left and a road on the right. He was on the right road just now, and within a few minutes of walking, he saw the water pool, and continued walking along the left road. , just a few minutes to the end.
It takes less than 10 minutes to walk the whole way.
Nothing.
The monk didn't say anything, but Chi Xingwo was very sorry, and explained: "I really met people, about 20 of them, all of whom were captured by a big snake. They have been trapped here for a long time. I still see them." When we arrived, the group of people who changed carriages with us was that young lady, but she hadn’t woken up, and I couldn’t ask her what happened. Monk, I really didn’t lie to you.”
"I believe you!"
With this sentence, Chi Xingwo was relieved, but he couldn't give the monk the impression of lying, otherwise how could he continue to fool around in the future, he said again: "Then where have they all gone, why can't we find them?"
"Those people..." The monk pondered for a moment, his eyes became dim, and his thoughts seemed to be drifting away at this moment, "It should be...all fake..."
"Fake?" Chi Xingwo wanted to yell through the roof of the cave, his voice was so loud that the monk blinked several times.
"Yes, they are all part of the illusion."
"...This..." Chi Xingwo was stunned, "Impossible!"
He looked again at the cave that had reached the end. There was no suspicious trace on the stone wall, and then turned back to look at the monk: "If those women I don't know are illusions, then what's the matter with the eldest lady? Make sure it's real."
The monk looked straight, without speaking, and suddenly closed his eyes.
Chi Xingwo also closed his mouth, guessing in his heart that the monk might be using his skills, so he better not add trouble at this time.
Not long after, the monk opened his eyes, and Chi Xingwo rushed over and asked, "How is it? What did you find?"
The monk shook his head.
"I didn't find anything, or you couldn't find it?"
"I don't feel the breath of living people, except us."
Chi Xingwo gave up: "Okay, let's go back."
……
After stepping out of the cave, Chi Xingwo looked back and found nothing, so he could only keep going.
Maybe what the monk said was right, those people were part of the illusion, not real people, but...he suddenly remembered that he had eaten the food given by one of the women, would it be all right?
Chi Xingwo suddenly lost his mind, and hurried to the monk, asking him to see if he was okay.
It's just that this guy insists that he is very good, how could he be good, he ate the food in the illusion, can people eat that food?
"Stop, I've already said, you're fine!"
Chi Xingwo ignored it, and lowered his head to untie his belt: "You must not have seen it clearly. I took off my clothes. If you look carefully, you can see what you can see through the clothes. I ate that thing." Ah, who knows if there will be any hidden dangers."
A monk's muffled voice sounded above his head, as if he was depressed: "You are really fine..."
Chi Xingwo was even more depressed than him: "Can you have some snacks? I'm still pregnant with your child, and I haven't checked it carefully. If something happens to the child, can you be responsible?"
The monk remained silent.
Chi Xingwo took off his clothes quickly, and turned around in front of the monk a few times. He looked at his body and asked, "How is it? Is there anything wrong?"
"fine…"
Chi Xingwo, who thought the monk's voice was a bit strange, raised his head curiously, and what he saw almost made him explode: "What do you mean by looking up at the sky, I want you to look at me, see if I understand, what are you looking at?" My God, is it possible that there are still flowers blooming in the sky?"
"Look down!"
The monk lowered his head subconsciously, and his face flushed in the next second.
Chi Xingwo opened his mouth wide when he saw it, and rarely stammered: "You...you...what's your reaction?"
"You...you put on...the clothes first!" The monk glanced wildly, but stopped looking at Chi Xingwo.
Chi Xingwo had a strange guess in his heart: "Monk...you don't like...me, do you?"
He looked at the expression on the monk's face, remained motionless, and breathed lightly, for fear that the monk would give him an affirmative answer.
God, if the monk really likes him, then he is a man, he is a man, I just wanted to tease him before, I didn't think much about it, now it seems that I am so stupid.
It's his fault. We must keep our distance in the future. No, we can still separate. After a long time, I have no idea.
"What is... like?" There was neither shyness nor anxiety on the monk's face, only doubt and curiosity.
Hearing what he said, Chi Xingwo's heart hanging in the air slowly relaxed, but when he thought about the monk's question, he also froze.
what is like
He doesn't seem to know either!He has no one to like, and no one likes him.
What is it like to like someone?He didn't know, but he was a man who had surfed the Internet.
Chi Xingwo said to the monk very seriously: "Like is to want to do... what you love to do with the person you like!"
He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, and it was said all over the Internet.
"Then I don't like you!" The monk looked at Chi Xingwo very seriously and said.
When Chi Xingwo heard this sentence, he finally understood what it means to have a double heaven of sorrow and joy. With the monk's words, he was relieved.
And someone who should have removed the water mirror a long time ago couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he heard this, but he didn't realize it himself, even though he was also very puzzled, why he was still watching those two people.
As soon as he realized this problem, he immediately removed the water mirror, and cast his cold eyes on Shui Yunjun who was still kneeling at the bottom of the steps...
……
The monk didn't understand why Chi Xingwo suddenly became happy. Could it be related to what he just said?
He really doesn't like Chi Xingwo, and he doesn't want to do what he loves to do with Chi Xingwo.
Because he recalled the experience of the past 20 years, from childhood to adulthood, there is nothing... that he loves to do.
No, he has it now, he likes being with this person very much, shouldn't he say it?
Forget it, that smile is too good-looking, let it always exist.
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