Tagged Alpha is super hard to coax

Jiang Yunbian thought that Zhou Die was sending him back to school, but he didn't expect Zhou Die to go back to school with him.

Holding two umbrellas under the rain curtain, Jiang Yunbian felt like an idiot.

"Master, you have a fucking family and don't come back to school to live in a dilapidated building?"

Zhou Die walked away.

When the two of them walked back to the dormitory with most of their trousers wet, they found that 707 was gloriously lit.

Wei Chu and his group stood inside together with the housekeeper's aunt.

Just as Jiang Yunbian felt a toothache, Zhou Die turned sideways in front of him: "Your friend?"

Jiang Yun pointed to Wei Chu whose face was green with anger: "Didn't you just see him this morning?"

Zhou Die: "I don't remember."

Wei Chu knew that with Jiang Yunbian's character, it was impossible to stay in the dormitory honestly, so he organized such a big force to arrest people, and the aunts in charge of the dormitory called on them.

In the end, Zhou Die actually came back.

"Jiang, Jiang Yunbian, did I tell you to check the bed on time at night?" Fabu blamed the rich young master, Wei Chu's original aura was a bit shorter in front of Zhou Die.

Jiang Yunbian leaned lazily in front of the door: "It's not just me, Auntie, he also came home late."

Zhou Die glanced at him, while Jiang Yun raised his chin and looked back.

Auntie Suguan didn't care what the child's surname was, she tapped on the roster with a pen: "It's good for people to come back, as for late return, each person has [-] characters, and I will hand it over to the president tomorrow."

Wei Chu choked in place, the series of retaliation he had planned for Jiang Yunbian turned into a thousand words so easily.

Zhou Die casually added the crit: "What's the name of this classmate? How can I give it to you?"

Wei Chu's face was so green that it turned purple.

How dare he ask for Zhou Die's self-criticism, he already regretted that the relationship with Zhou Die had become tense in the morning: "I only accept those from Jiang Yunbian."

After finishing speaking, he poured all his grievances on Jiang Yunbian: "Jiang Yunbian, what I said this morning was not a joke."

Jiang Yun stood on the spot and thought for a while: "I don't know how much the dog barked."

Zhou Die found out that his new roommate's mouth was a lead, whoever clicked it would blow it up.

"A fool like you, who doesn't take study seriously at all, and only relies on talent to survive." Before Wei Chu left, he gave him a vicious look: "We'll see."

In fact, Jiang Yunbian couldn't understand where Wei Chu's malice towards him came from, but he has never been in the mood to be bored.

"What if you haven't passed the exam?" He asked with a smile.

Jiang Yunbian's eccentric talent is really full, even if the tone of voice is normal, he can still have such a sneer at the end of his eyes.

Wei Chu was furious: "Failed the exam? I'll go to the broadcasting room and call your father."

Jiang Yunbian didn't want to accept such a adopted son, and just about to change the bet, the person behind him said slowly, "Add me."

Wei Chu turned back at the same time as him.

Zhou Die was expressionless: "I think it's quite interesting."

At first, Wei Chu thought that this person looked down on him too, but then he realized that if he really did it, maybe he could make Zhou Die feel embarrassed.When the time comes, he will push the boat along the way and sell favors again, will everything be solved easily?

"Okay, don't be shy if you lose."

Jiang Yunbian was a little regretful that he was making trouble, but he couldn't hold back his face with Zhou Die. After he left, the dormitory became deserted, and the two formed a strange confrontation.

Watching him go to open the suitcase in the corner, Jiang Yunbian felt uncomfortable all over: "Are you really going to live here tonight?"

Zhou Die turned out the contents of the suitcase, put them back, and looked at the table.

...It doesn't look like putting luggage, what is he doing?

Jiang Yunbian stared at him silently for a long while, and realized that he was still wearing his clothes when the cold trousers were stuck to his skin.

Hold.

He opened the closet and looked through a set of clothes, and went to the bathroom to change without looking back. He hesitated for a long time before going out with a set of clothes: "Zhou Die, can I put this in the public washing machine and spin it twice?"

Zhou Die stopped turning over things and looked at him silently.

Jiang Yunbian was also trying to ask a question.

But letting him wash this man's clothes by himself is really...challenging the psychological limit.

"Throw it away if you don't want to wash it." Zhou Die opened the drawer again.

"What are you looking for?" Jiang Yunbian was annoyed: "You have only been here once, what can you throw away?"

Zhou Die was silent for a long time, then he took out a red string from his jacket pocket, and dropped it in front of Jiang Yunbian: "The half jade pendant."

Jiang Yun looked at a semicircle swaying in the air, and all the ambiguous memories that happened in this dormitory that day suddenly flashed back.

He was very hot that day, and there would always be something cool wrapped around a red string and stuck to his face, which made him feel uncomfortable there, so he just grabbed it in one bite to vent his anger.

He also felt horrified that he had such good teeth.

"……who knows."

Zhou Die glanced at him: "I'm sorry, I may stay here until I find it."

Jiang Yunbian wanted to punch the face that said "Take care of me" to himself.

There can be no two tigers in one mountain, Jiang Yun smashed the human jade pendant first, dragging his own pillow and pushing open the door of 705.

At that time, Xu Zhan was sharing with his roommate, and when the door was kicked open, his scared soul almost disappeared.

"Brother, come and find someone to knock on the door! I thought they were here to confiscate my top score tool."

Xu Zhan's roommate glanced at Jiang Yunbian, moved the small bench and took two steps back: "Brother Xu, I won't fight anymore, I'm in a hurry."

Xu Zhan pushed Jiang Yunbian: "Look at you scared my wild father away, why are you looking for me in the middle of the night!"

"Student Xu, please promote the virtue of being helpful. I will share half of the bed tonight." Jiang Yun shook his pillow.

Xu Zhan looked at the yellow electric mouse on it and was silent for a while. He didn't know whether to complain about Jiang Yunbian's aesthetics first, or to answer his shocking request.

"This bed is 210cm long and 120cm wide. I can't roll enough when I sleep alone. Do you think we can sleep on top of each other?"

Jiang Yunbian was serious: "I think it's okay, I've wronged you on top."

Xu Zhan: "...Brother, don't be crazy. Why do you have a dormitory to come over to join in the fun? If you are afraid of being lonely, I can connect with you on microphone, as long as you buy traffic for me."

"There's a week over there."

"Damn it, you didn't beat him away!"

"Yes," Jiang Yunbian said with a smile, "so I'm going to run away."

Xu Zhan felt his head hurting, he grabbed his hair in pain, and performed hard: "Ah, ah..."

Coincidentally, the roommate pushed open the balcony door: "Brother, do you mind switching beds with me?"

Jiang Yunbian froze for a moment, looking at the classmate wearing glasses by the door.

Thin and tall, with a bookish look, he looks like a good-natured person, and he is not the kind of person who would have an intersection with Jiang Yunbian.

"I'm Zheng Xinglin from A5 next door." He smiled: "You probably don't know me."

It's not just that they don't know each other, they have no impression at all.

But Zheng Xinglin didn't do many good deeds, so he went out to 707 with the pillow and bedding.

"My wild father," Xu Zhan patted his chest and gave him a thumbs up: "It's the word righteousness."

Jiang Yunbian felt strange, before he could make up his mind whether to sleep in that bed, the door was kicked open.

Zhou Die took Zheng Xinglin by the collar and put him in 705, then walked to Xu Zhan's bed and dragged away the yellow pillow beside Jiang Yun.

"I can see that Brother Zhou is not very happy to change roommates."

Zheng Xinglin felt sorry: "Brother, there is nothing I can do to help."

After the people left, Zheng Xinglin sat on a chair and looked at Xu Zhan: "I didn't expect you to have a good relationship with him?"

"Ah, although you may not be able to see it," Xu Zhan smiled: "I have known him for six years."

Zheng Xinglin pushed his glasses, thoughtfully: "Oh."

Jiang Yunbian wondered if the idea of ​​fighting with Zhou Die was engraved into his DNA, and it always popped into his mind every now and then.

He returned to 707: "Is your kid sick?"

Zhou Die sat on a chair and flipped through the book: "Enigma has a strong sense of territory. I can tolerate you as an exception, but it doesn't mean that others can live in harmony with me."

"You Enigmas have a lot of shit." Jiang Yunbian inexplicably felt goosebumps appear on his hands.

It was only after he reacted that he smelled Zhou Die's cedar scent, he picked up the barrier agent in the drawer and sprayed it.

He couldn't even stand the smell, even Zheng...Zheng Fanglai might not be able to bear it.

Zhou Die is a fucking disaster.

After spraying, Jiang Yunbian angrily went to the balcony to wash up.

After tidying himself up, he pushed open the balcony door: "It's okay to be roommates with me. Don't interfere with each other, spray the inhibitor well, I can bear you."

After finishing speaking, regardless of 21, Jiang Yunbian climbed onto the bed and covered the quilt with a sound.

Zhou Die closed the book, sighed wearily, and walked to the power supply through the chocolate mist sprayed by the barrier agent: "Turn off the light."

No one paid any attention to him, Zhou Die turned off the light and walked out of the balcony.

Holding half of the jade pendant in his hand, he fumbled for a cigarette from his trouser pocket, squinting his eyes as the sparks flickered.

A message flashed in from the mobile phone placed on the platform, and he lowered his head, it was Xu Zhaoruo's message.

[I heard from Wei Chu that you go back to the dormitory.Has the conflict with Jiang Yunbian been resolved? 】

Zhou Die tapped on the screen with his fingertips, but he didn't reply to her message for a long time.

[Why don't you explain to him that you misunderstood him because you rushed back to celebrate Aunt Wen's birthday that day? 】

[The pheromones are so compatible, and you are in the same class and dormitory. I feel uncomfortable if your relationship is awkward. 】

Zhou Die gave her a full stop.

[Okay, the minister will leave.Don't smoke half the night in the dormitory again, it's not good to smoke a dog with a good nose tomorrow. 】

Zhou Die cut off the cigarette, and the Male A dormitory was facing a stretch of mountains.

He connected the earphones and dug out the favorites named "Cross Star".

Jiang Yunbian's biological clock was at six o'clock in the morning, and he glanced at the opposite side when he got up.

Zhou Die was sleeping, facing the wall.

Jiang Yun stretched, washed and changed, put on his schoolbag and left.

Sharing a dorm with Zhou Die is an established fact, if you can't change it, don't think about it, he has more important things to do.For example, in the upcoming monthly exam, let Wei Chu call himself dad as he wished.

Although Jiang Yunbian is a legendary academic master in the history of No. [-] High School, he is really not a talent.

In the three years of junior high school, he was an iron-clad crane tail.What others thought was easy and easy was the score he got back step by step.

But Jiang Yunbian didn't study for himself, but for Jiang Yunyi.

Yun Yi is the same age as him, but he is currently out of school, and the process of private tutoring is also very slow. To return to normal life, he can only rely on his elder brother Jiang Yunbian.

He didn't want Jiang Yunyi to miss college.

There was a row of stone tables behind the library, and in the morning the humidity was heavy and almost no one came. After he sat and recited the English vocabulary, he turned out a few final questions of science.

When you have roughly figured out the solution, it is almost time for class.

When he stepped back to the classroom, he bumped into a familiar figure on the stairs leading to [-]A.

Zheng Xinglin from Class [-] was wandering around the door with a cafeteria breakfast, and waved when he saw Jiang Yunbian: "Hey, Brother Jiang!"

Jiang Yunbian raised his chin: "Looking for someone?"

"Well, I brought breakfast for Brother Xu." Zheng Xinglin asked him, and took advantage of the opportunity to put another fried noodles: "I bought too much this morning, so you can eat it if you don't mind."

As soon as Jiang Yunbian took it, Zhou Die stepped on the class bell and walked into the classroom.

When passing by, he felt that person glanced at himself and Zheng Xinglin.