why don't you laugh

It took a long time for the aftertaste to subside.

Chen Bing was sleeping vaguely, and was woken up by the alarm clock in the morning, only to realize a problem when he saw the calendar by accident.

Xiao Zhi's birthday is approaching.

Chen Bing gently shook him awake and said, "Look at the calendar."

Xiao Zhi was half asleep and half awake, glanced at it, then closed his eyes, and said, "Unlucky."

"..." Chen Bing was inexplicable, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Zhi was quiet for a while, and didn't bother to say: "Just the day before the first examination."

Chen Bing looked down at his phone.

It really is.

Chen Bing smiled: "That's pretty miserable."

"Whatever." Xiao Zhi didn't feel much about his birthday.

Chen Bing actually doesn't pay much attention to these ritual things, but he is 18 years old after all.When he turned his head, Xiao Zhi leaned his head sideways on the pillow, his eyes were stained with layers of tiredness, his thin lips were lightly pursed, and the sharp lines of his eyebrows and eyes were easily restrained by sleepiness.

...still Xiao Zhi's 18 years old.

Chen Bing pointed at him: "Do you want to celebrate your birthday?"

Xiao Zhi thought for a while, then held Chen Bing's wrist: "Whatever you want, but maybe you don't have much time."

"That's fine," Chen Bing laughed, "I'll buy you a boiled egg in the morning to pass the whole day."

"..." Xiao Zhi's face was drawn into the shadows, and the corners of his lips curved inexplicably.

He hooked Chen Bing's wrist down, gently pulled it into his arms, and whispered into his ear: "I'm so cheap? Just a boiled egg."

Chen Bing felt that he was really difficult to serve: "Don't you just say it?"

"Yeah." Xiao Zhi thought about it, and began to patch, "I mean, don't make too much noise, but you have to prepare a small present for me."

Chen Bing: "I still have to prepare an elaborate gift for you?"

"Of course." Xiao Zhi spoke confidently.

Chen Bing was silent for a while.

He pressed against Xiao Zhi's chest, and could smell the violent smell of the boy's body in the early morning, his Adam's apple slipped in front of his eyes, and his collarbone was thin and sexy.Chen Bing lightly touched his chin with his lips, and said, "Then what do you want?"

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes, hugged Chen Bing even tighter, and said, "That's not the question."

"..."

It stands to reason that there is really no such thing as asking for a gift.

Chen Bing was silent for a while: "Can we not play these nonsense between us?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi fell silent.

Chen Bing was impatient: "I didn't expect that, if you have something you want to say directly, it just saves each other's time."

ruthless.

As expected of you.

Xiao Zhi stroked Chen Bing's hair with his fingertips, and was silent for a while, as if he was thinking: "I don't want anything..."

After a while, he spoke abruptly, with a rambling voice: "Can you dress me up once?"

Chen Bing: "..."

I fuck.

Chen Bing licked his lips, leaned against his ear, and said as calmly as possible: "Is it okay if I put on sackcloth and mourning for you and sing "Little Widow Goes to the Grave" again?"

Just be tough.

Xiao Zhi was not angry, but smiled, lowered his eyes and kissed him for a long time: "Okay, I'm just kidding. Look, you're in a hurry again."

"..."

Chen Bing didn't want to talk to him.

It was quiet for a while.

Xiao Zhi seemed to be seriously thinking about this question, his voice was very low, and his breath brushed against his ears: "My request may be a bit too much."

Chen Bing said concisely: "Say."

"I want you to say happy birthday to me at twelve o'clock in the morning, not one second sooner or one second later."

"..."

Although strict, it is not impossible.

Chen Bing said, "Yes."

"Buy me another boiled egg for breakfast."

"Ah."

"I want to order my favorite dish at noon."

"it is good."

"Take 10 minutes to buy me a small cake after leaving school in the afternoon," Xiao Zhi thought for a while, "Go back to the dormitory and feed me bite by bite."

"..."

Chen Bing's chest was slightly blocked, and he said patiently: "Are you thinking that everyone else in the dormitory is dead?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi sighed softly.

This factor is obviously taken into account.

After a while, he chose a compromise solution: "Then, you sing me the birthday song instead."

"..."

Although Chen Bing doesn't sing very well and hardly sings at ordinary times, this proposal is really... friendly compared to Xiao Zhi's doggy and flirtatiousness.

Chen Bing looked up at him: "Is there any more?"

Xiao Zhi was quiet for a while: "Not anymore."

These requests are really common.Even if it's not your birthday, it's okay to live like this for the whole day.

Chen Bing was dull instead: "Is it really gone?"

Xiao Zhi: "Huh?"

"Don't you take advantage of your birthday to make more requests? You may not have the chance in the future." Speaking of this, Chen Bing's heart moved slightly.I'm not sure if I said there's no chance, whether it's because I won't be able to celebrate Xiao Zhi's birthday with me in the future.

A chuckle in his ear pulled him back from his thoughts.

Xiao Zhi's voice was meaningful, with a rising tone: "I want to ask more—"

He paused briefly, "But considering that you won't agree, it's useless to mention it."

Chen Bing had a vague premonition, pursed his lips, feeling bored: "What are you going to do again?"

Xiao Zhi: "Did you guess it?"

"pretty close."

Xiao Zhi hummed calmly: "Then I won't say anything, since you don't agree anyway."

"..."

Although Chen Bing guessed it, he didn't fully guess it.

He felt that it should have something to do with sex.

But I'm not sure what gift Xiao Zhi wants.

He restrained and politely didn't say anything now, Chen Bing couldn't even think about it, and suddenly felt a little bored.

After a while, Chen Bing pulled his wrist, expressionless: "Xiao Zhi."

The breath brushed by his ears, and he said in a low voice, "I'm here."

"Tell me about... your excessive demands. I'll think about it."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a chuckle in his ear, and when he turned his head to look at him, Xiao Zhi really had a happy expression, savoring him with his dark eyes undisguised.

"..." Chen Bing was annoyed to death.

Xiao Zhi didn't speak in a hurry, and moved closer, his voice was so low that it sounded like two people whispering - but it wasn't at all that he was ashamed, the words were very natural and casual.

"Where are we now?"

He waited for Chen Bing to speak.

But as soon as Chen Bing heard these words, a thin layer of red appeared on the edge of his ears, and he stopped talking for no reason, and curled up in his arms with his forehead.

...Like sorry.

It would be embarrassing indeed.

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes, and his slender fingertips ran through his soft hair, revealing his white earlobes.For some reason, seeing Chen Bing dodging unconsciously, all his thoughts of teasing him just now disappeared.

He is a beast, but Chen Bing has always been very good, and he can't always bully him just because he is obedient.

Xiao Zhi lightly pinched his earlobe and rubbed his hair instead, kissed him, and said: "When the time comes, take the initiative to kiss me, okay?"

"..."

Chen Bing raised his gaze.

He originally felt that he would hear a more explicit wish, and he was still uneasy, but he didn't expect Xiao Zhi to play so purely all of a sudden.

Chen Bing looked directly at him: "That's it?"

……That's it.

Is that all?

Considering him, is this the only reply he got?

Xiao Zhi endured it for a while, and said his other wish: "Otherwise? You choose to give it to me?"

Chen Bing: "..."

Chen Bing's eyes turned red instantly, and he stared straight at him, as if he had heard something great.Throat tightened, swallowed, and did not speak for a long while.

He panicked and tried his best to suppress it, pretending to be indifferent, but the blush at the end of his eyes slowly burned to his cheeks.

Xiao Zhi held his face and kissed him forcefully: "Frightened?"

"..." Chen Bing squinted his eyes slightly after being kissed by him, but still didn't speak.

Xiao Zhi's kiss was hot and fell with an extremely reassuring temperature.

Then, Chen Bing heard a low laugh in his throat: "Look, it scares the child. Do you still know that's it?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi started joking.

Chen Bing listened, but was quite dissatisfied, after all, this request was really big.

Chen Bing said in a muffled voice, "You are asking too much."

"Well, I also think it's too much." Xiao Zhi pressed a kiss on his forehead, "Just pretend you didn't hear it. Let's do it when we grow up."

"..."

The comforting effect of this statement was not much better.

Chen Bing thought of something, opened his mouth, hesitated to speak: "You have done this to me before..."

Xiao Zhi tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, then admitted frankly: "Do you feel comfortable?"

Chen Bing: "..."

When talking about this kind of topic, Chen Bing's heart shrank very small, feeling a little uncomfortable, and unconsciously rubbed into Xiao Zhi's arms.

Xiao Zhi lowered his voice cooperatively.

Very small, very low, sinking to a little hoarse.

It sounded like something far away in a dream, but the warm breath hit the eardrums, making people dizzy.

"Is it comfortable?" Like melting heat.

"..."

Chen Bing's voice was so low that he could barely hear it, and his answer was a short one syllable.

Xiao Zhi swallowed his white earlobe, breathed out: "...do you remember how I did it?"

"..."

Chen Bing naturally remembered.

The breath in the ear is like a ball of flames, slowly spreading out, and then shrinking.

With an almost bewitching voice, Xiao Zhi gently rubbed his fingertips against his lips, and said with a smile: "Yes, you will do that in the future."

"..."

Back to school and started a busy exam life.

After the third year of high school, the weekly exam will start, not to mention that it is now November, and the time is very tight.

As winter is approaching, the air is slowly filled with cold air, and wisps of coolness float in it.Gradually, there are more cloudy days and fewer sunny days, and the sky is often piled with dark clouds.

Xiao Zhi's birthday is getting closer and closer.Since he passed the courtship period, he has hated others to hang around him, but he can attract a lot of attention, so every time he celebrates his birthday, he keeps saying hello, "Don't bother me" and "Don't spend my time with me." Birthday" "Don't buy gifts" "Don't touch me!"

Although he said so, it couldn't stop everyone's enthusiasm.

Wen Wei had been thinking about buying him a gift for a long time. After class, he dragged Chen Bing to the playground on the pretext of asking for advice: "Xiao Bingbing, what gift did you prepare?"

I don't know why, Wen Wei's awe of Chen Bing is now more and more turned to his aunt's love.

The address was a little disgusting, Chen Bing didn't bother to talk to him: "I bought him a piece of clothing."

Wen Wei: "?"

Wen Wei: "So simple?"

Wen Wei: "Has your relationship developed to the point of running around for tea, rice, oil and salt?"

Chen Bing bought these for a reason.He really couldn't think of what a high school student lacked, and Xiao Zhi didn't like Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry.At that time, I was discussing with Xiao Zhi, but I felt that Xiao Zhi was too coquettish, so I said, "You should put on some fucking clothes."

Then, Chen Bing came up with inspiration.

After looking for a shopping platform for a long time, I consulted Xiao Zhi for advice, and finally bought a winter coat, which can not only keep out the cold, but also prevent anger.

Not knowing how to explain it to Wen Wei, Chen Bing said: "It's good to buy clothes, don't buy those empty-headed things, you won't be able to fit them in the dormitory."

Wen Wei snorted, feeling that his words made sense: "You're right."

He added, "Then I seem to know what to buy."

I received a message about the clothes I was reminded to buy on my birthday.

Chen Bing went to the courier station at the school gate to pick it up, and Wen Wei went with him: "I spent half an hour at noon picking at the jewelry store, and I bought a scarf for Brother Xiao, you can have a look at it then."

Chen Bing hummed.

Xiao Zhi was dragged by Guan Kun to run on the playground at the moment, and together with Fu Hang, they all went to the school gate to pick up gifts.

Chen Bing found the clothes he bought, and they were packed tightly.When he came out and waited at the intersection, he saw Wen Wei coming with a scarf.

"You take a look first, it's absolutely beautiful!"

When Chen Bing saw the crimson knitted scarf in the bag, which was as red as a fire in winter, he was startled and turned to look at Wen Wei.

Wen Wei: "What's your expression? Isn't it good-looking?"

"..."

It's not a question of whether it looks good or not.

Chen Bing reached out to pick it up: "Did you remove the tag?"

"Hmm, there must be no hanging tags when giving gifts."

Wen Wei is quite particular.

"..." Chen Bing said to himself, "Then we can't retreat."

Wen Wei: "..."

Chen Bing said: "You take it back and put it on for your mother, it's quite suitable."

Wen Wei felt that a basin of cold water had been poured on his head.

He said as he walked, "No, I think this color suits Brother Xiao very well."

Chen Bing was helpless: "How to say?"

In any case, it would be inappropriate to buy a crimson scarf for a big man, right?

Wen Wei thought about it for a while, before he thought hard about the gift, and then he thought hard about the color of the towel. It's not that there are no colors suitable for boys, but he immediately fell in love with this one.

because.

Wen Wei said: "Don't you think this flamboyant color goes well with Brother Xiao?"

"..."

Chen Bing stuffed his cold hands into the pocket of his school uniform, and smiled: "That's true."

The sky was full of clouds.

Chen Bing went back to the dormitory first and put down the courier, took it out and put it in a box, and stuffed a card secretly written a few days ago inside.When returning to the classroom, Xiao Zhi had already arrived first, sitting in the chair and looking at him, the corner of his lips could not stop smiling.

He turned the pen and lowered his eyes: "Oh."

Chen Bing approached: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about?"

"I know all the gifts you bought," he pursed his lips, bored, "Should I pretend not to know and wait for a surprise tomorrow?"

Chen Bing: "Whatever you want."

Xiao Zhi sighed lightly: "It's so embarrassing."

"..."

Chen Bing couldn't help laughing.

Twenty minutes before the evening self-study, I practiced my listening comprehension, and the classroom gradually became quiet. Chen Bing's mobile phone was placed on the table, and it vibrated.

Tao Meng walked out of the classroom, Chen Bing took it out and glanced at it roughly.

The cake shop I ordered asked if it could be delivered now, and it can arrive after ten o'clock in the evening self-study.

Chen Bing thought for a while and replied: [OK, thank you. ]

Xiao Zhi tilted his head: "Has the cake arrived?"

"..." Chen Bing turned off his phone and turned to look at him, "How do you know everything?"

"There are only a few processes for celebrating birthdays."

Xiao Zhi ticked the ABCD options and said, "Should I start acting now?"

Chen Bing tapped his eyebrows with a pen: "Hurry up and act."

Xiao Zhi lowered his head and smiled: "Okay, I have lost my memory."

I went to get the cake with Wen Wei at the end of evening self-study.Walking to the bottom of the floor, he found that Xiao Zhi was blocked by Guan Kun and was not allowed to go upstairs, so he asked: "Wait a minute, we will arrange your bedroom, please don't come up for now."

Xiao Zhi saw the cake in Chen Bing's hand.

"..." Wen Wei grabbed it and said nonchalantly, "This is mine, not some cake."

"..."

Xiao Zhi ran out of patience: "Hurry up, brothers, I have to go back and recite vocabulary."

Guan Kun could hardly stop him, so Wen Wei had no choice but to raise his hand, push against Chen Bing's shoulder, and pushed him directly into Xiao Zhi's arms.

Chen Bing grabbed his clothes before standing still, and turned his head: "..."

Wen Wei winked desperately: "Master Bing, now is the time to play your beauty role, stop Brother Xiao."

Xiao Zhi planned to go up, supported Chen Bing to stand up, and said cooperatively: "Okay. I have been tempted. I decided to go up later."

Chen Bing who did nothing: "..."

Wen Wei rushed back to the bedroom with the cake.

In autumn, the wind at the entrance of the corridor was a bit chilly, Chen Bing and Xiao Zhi stood face to face for several minutes, unable to hold back: "How long do we have to wait for these idiots?"

Xiao Zhi glanced at the phone and was reciting words: "Isn't it a surprise? Just wait."

"..." Thinking of why Wen Wei's scarf with red flowers is so red, it's not so much a birthday surprise, it's more suitable for hanging on an electric fan and hanging around his neck as a ghost.

Chen Bing: "Don't expect surprises."

"?"

After waiting for another ten minutes, Wen Wei came down sweating profusely: "Come on, come on, come on, come on, you can come in."

Xiao Zhi put away the phone and pushed Chen Bing.Just as Chen Bing was about to leave, Wen Wei suddenly pulled him behind Xiao Zhi and said, "You let Brother Xiao go ahead."

There is something in the words.

Clearly something awaits.

Chen Bing retreated behind him.

Xiao Zhi glanced at him sideways, hesitated to speak, then was pushed by his shoulders, and walked forward like visiting a haunted house.

The door of the dormitory was closed tightly, and Wen Wei roared: "Here we come!"

Xiao Zhi stepped in.

"Bang bang bang!" Fireworks uttered three times in a row, followed by a slap in the face and ribbons, accompanied by a cheer: "Brother Xiao, happy birthday! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

"..."

Xiao Zhi raised his hand, calmly wiped the paste-like gold powder at the end of his eyes with his fingertips, raised his head, and faced the bright red banner in the dormitory——

"Congratulations to student Xiao Zhi on his [-]th birthday!"

"Happy birthday to student Xiao Zhi!"

"Academic progress!"

"A successful career!"

"Family bliss!"

"A husband and wife are deeply in love!"

The walls are covered with colorful balloons, the lights in the bedroom are off, and crooked lanterns are hung, giving off a dazzling light.

Xiao Zhi's brows and eyes were smeared with shadows, and he stood at the door, silent for a while.

Then, before he opened his lips and said nothing, he sprayed another firework on his face.

"..."

Xiao Zhi: "Wow."

Wen Wei rushed up to hug him, shouting loudly: "Brother Xiao, you are gone!!!! You have grown up!!!!"

The others all rushed up to hug him, one by one, very much like taking turns looking at his appearance before leaving, except that the atmosphere was much more lively.

Students passing by the dormitory all looked sideways.

"..."

Xiao Zhi took a few steps back after being bumped, hugged his brothers and pushed them back to the dormitory, so as not to cause more commotion: "I thank you, good brothers."

Chen Bing looked amused, and in the next second, Xiao Zhi grabbed his wrist: "You go in too."

"..."

Xiao Zhi locked the door tightly and turned around: "In the future, if we have something to do, let's close the door and talk about it, so as not to scare other students."

Everyone intentionally hurt him, and deliberately asked: "Brother Xiao, how would you rate this surprise out of ten?"

Xiao Zhi cooperated: "Ten."

"like or not?"

"like."

"How are the brothers treating you?"

Xiao Zhi gritted his teeth, paused for a moment after admitting "yes", and wrote lightly: "I am not targeting anyone, everyone here, remember to tell me next time you celebrate your birthday."

"..."

The dormitory burst into laughter, and after the quarrel, everyone started shouting to cut the cake.

"Hurry up, there is an exam tomorrow, let's break up after eating, and we will go back to the dormitory to hold Buddha's feet without delay."

"All right, all right, Brother Xiao, make a wish!"

Strawberry cake with eighteen birthday candles inserted on it.

I found a lighter and lit it, and the candle flickered.

Although, Xiao Zhi looked down at the cake, and said after a second: "I promise."

Wen Wei said, "So fast?"

"Um,"

Xiao Zhi blew out the candle, and said calmly, "Swish to Xu to go, just a few wishes."

Hope everyone you love is safe and happy.

Everyone started singing happy birthday.

That singing voice can be said to be tone-deficient, uneven, sparse and ups and downs.Xiao Zhi Ting's brows were tightly furrowed, and he would sing the second time after singing the first time.

Xiao Zhi resisted not speaking, and pursed his lips.

Finally finished, Fu Hang was bold and careful, and began to cut cakes for everyone.At this time, birthday presents began one after another.Wen Wei took out his red scarf, Xiao Zhi glanced at it: "Is this fucking hanged for me?"

Wen Wei: "...?"

Xiao Zhi looked at it and took it, and said: "Forget it, the color is not bad, I took off a pair of knitted long johns for Aunt Wang."

Wen Wei choked: "You—"

Guan Kun pulled him away and gave him his present: "Here you are."

Xiao Zhi opened it, and took out a small hammer head from inside for beating his back, waist, and shoulders.

"..."

Guan Kun thinks that the gift should not be rich, but practical: "You have been busy studying recently, and you have been sitting and bending over for a long time. Use this to maintain your body."

Xiao Zhi stuffed it back into the bag: "Who do you look down on? My waist is fine, thank you."

Fu Hang sent his own gift: "The complete collection of "Junji Ito" horror comics, I bought it on behalf of someone else, watching it in the middle of the night will scare you to death!"

"Stimulating," Xiao Zhi put his fingertips on the page and flipped through it twice, "Thanks."

Fu Hang was complacent: "Look, I understand you as a brother!"

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, without any trace of his words: "Did you see it? This is the difference between boys who have a crush and those who don't."

Wen Wei and Guan Kun who were connoted: "..."

Xiao Zhi opened the manga and read a few pages before Chen Bing picked up the bag and threw it on the desk.

There was no emotion in Chen Bing's eyes, and he said calmly, "We'll see after the holiday."

"..."

Wen Wei was immediately amused, and took out the book that Xiao Zhi had flipped through just now: "Hey! That's right! This is the difference between boys who have a date and those who don't! I don't like to read comics, but I read them now, I can read them casually, hey It's just for fun."

"..." Xiao Zhi was directly hurt by him, and he kicked him with his long legs: "More damage? The thunder that will strike you is on its way."

After eating the cake, it was almost eleven o'clock.

Xiao Zhi hurriedly went to the shower room to take a bath, brushed off the ribbons and gold powder in his hair, and opened the door half an hour later to come in with a grumpy expression.

Chen Bing sat by the chair, turned on the pen, turned on the lamp, and said with a smile, "Okay?"

Xiao Zhi said lazily, "Okay."

Chen Bing said: "Don't stay up late tonight, go to bed early, and have an exam tomorrow."

Xiao Zhi had no objection, and said casually, "Okay."

Chen Bing went back to bed, took a few steps and realized that Xiao Zhi was still standing behind him, looking down at him.

He turned around: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Zhi's eyebrows and eyes against the light could not be seen clearly, and his voice was quite low: "Today passes so quickly."

Chen Bing realized the gap in the words: "What else do you want to do?"

Xiao Zhi approached, the breath of just taking a shower brushed the tip of his nose: "I want to sleep with you."

"..."

It is not impossible.

but……

Worried about affecting his roommate, Wen Wei didn't say a few words, so he directly made a gesture of "I understand": "It's okay, it's okay, how normal is it to sleep together? You just taught the exercises the night before the exam."

"..."

In order to avoid these two embarrassments, Wen Wei even found an excuse for Xiao Zhi: "I understand, I understand! Brother Xiao just wants to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and strive for more points in the exam tomorrow."

"..."

"You sleep and you sleep. Don't worry about me and Xiao Fang. I sleep with him like a corpse."

Next to him, Zhou Fang hugged the pillow with a friendly smile, and put noise-canceling headphones in his ears: "You sleep, you sleep! Don't treat me like a human being!"

"..."

These few words said.

They don't sleep together, it's simply not giving face.