why don't you laugh
Chapter 9 "It's delicious to eat alone." qaq
Chen Bing returned to the assembly point.
He thought Xiao Zhi would throw his school uniform on the ground, but he put it on his wrist, but seeing that Chen Bing didn't talk nonsense, he raised his hand to signal for his school uniform to take away quickly.
It was very hot after the run, and Chen Bing wanted to pick it up, but his attitude aroused his temper, and he stopped nicely: "Please hold it for me for a while, it's hot."
"..."
The surroundings had been waiting for the battle between the two of them in school uniforms, and they burst into laughter.
The god of learning is really courageous.
Xiao Zhi endured for two seconds, gritted his teeth: "Then when are you not hot?"
Chen Bing: "When it cools down, it won't be hot."
"..."
A shadow was drawn under Xiao Zhi's eyelashes, suppressing his emotions, he said in a cool voice: "Okay, then don't cool off and let me help you wear it."
"..."
Chen Bing was stunned for a second.
Not only was he stunned, but the surroundings were also quiet.
Help Xue Shen put on his school uniform?
What tiger and wolf words?
Chen Bing raised his hand to fish it out, and the force he brushed against his fingertips was not polite.When approaching, he lowered his voice: "It's not that I haven't worn it."
His voice was so low that others could only see his lips opening and closing, but Wen Wei beside him could hear him clearly.
Chen Bing folded the school uniform and put on the horizontal bars.Then return to the team.His complexion is fair, with thin sweat shining on his neck, which is almost unreally white when reflected by the sun.
Wen Wei felt that his ears were dirty: "Brother Xiao, what does he mean when he said you help him put on his clothes?"
"..." Xiao Zhi withdrew his gaze and didn't speak for a while.
Wen Wei broke the embarrassment of the secret all over his face: "Uh, it doesn't matter if you don't want to confess this kind of private matter. After all, freedom of love is not right, privacy is a human right..."
Xiao Zhi's throat rolled, he really had nothing to say.
In the past, Chen Bing was still a child, drinking milk to wet the front of his clothes, and helped him change clothes several times...but Chen Bing should be talking about another time.
At that time, Chen Bing was just in the first grade of junior high school, and he was under a lot of study pressure, so he enrolled in a cram school during the summer vacation.
At that time, Xiao Zhiwo, who was just in the first year of junior high school, was playing games on the sofa when he suddenly received a call from Chen Bing. It was early summer and there was a violent storm outside, but he had just finished tutoring and no one answered.
When Xiao Zhi rushed over, he saw Chen Bing hiding under the bus billboard, drenched in rain, looking around like a kitten.
After asking, I found out that Chen Bing's mother had returned to her natal family, her father was at the company, and the driver didn't know where she had gone.
When Chen Bing was in junior high school, he was not yet fully developed. His ears were white and pointed, and his hair was damp and stuck to his ears.After being rubbed with a towel, a few dull hairs were raised.He seemed to be drenched by the heavy rain, sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged and not talking, his eyes were light-colored, and he looked particularly painful.
Xiao Zhi comforted him, saying that he will bake you some biscuits when he goes back.
Chen Bing likes to eat biscuits with honey and fruit pulp the most, and his mood becomes positive. When he returns to the villa, he immediately undresses to take a bath, but the wet cloth sticks to his body, so he can't take it off.
Xiao Zhi helped him undress helplessly, sent him to the bathroom, and after a while, he put on his pajamas and buttoned them himself.
Then he served Chen Bing to eat small biscuits and touched his forehead.
"taste good or not?"
"……good to eat."
"It's delicious, and if your parents are not at home in the future, you can come to me."
"……Um."
Chen Bing answered in a very low voice. I don't know when he was not as soft and cute as a child, but became taciturn.
The playground is amazingly hot.
Xiao Zhi withdrew his thoughts, and beside him, Zhu Xiao came from under the shade of a tree: "Chen Bing, Teacher Yang told you to go to the office."
The whole class was sweating while standing on the playground. When they heard this sentence, some people immediately envied them.
"That's great, we can go to physical education class first."
"What is Teacher Yang looking for him for?"
Someone asked, and Zhu Xiao replied: "Today, in the preliminary competition of the physics competition, Teacher Yang from the whole school chose Chen Bing to answer the paper. You have no choice but to go, even if you are given the test paper, you can't answer a few questions correctly."
What he stated were objective facts.
But this sentence is very embarrassing.
When Chen Bing walked out of the team, he heard a boy behind him scoff: "That's amazing."
Chen Bing didn't stop, and followed Zhu Xiao.
Xiao Zhi glanced at the boys in the same class, but didn't say anything, but Guan Kun leaned closer and sighed: "The Ice God is so powerful. I haven't even heard of the competition class for the students in our school. It's normal if I can't go."
There was a lot of discussion behind the scenes.
"I heard that the difficulty of the competition questions is generally super ghostly. I guess writing it will only lower the average score."
"..."
Whispering on the playground.Xiao Zhi raised his hand and slapped the scorched horizontal bar, with layers of shadows painted between his brows, he tried his best to calm down and said: "He is already hanging, there is no need to talk about him."
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, what are you doing after gym class?" Guan Kun poked his arm, "Have you brought your mobile phone?"
Xiao Zhi hummed, and dragged: "I brought it."
"Then do you want to score together?"
What they are looking forward to is this link, playing games with Xiao Zhi often wins lying down, and it is more face-saving to say it.
For a short time, there was no answer.
Xiao Zhi glanced at Chen Bing's back, turned his eyes, and his voice was still lazy: "Fight, why don't you fight?"
Inside the office.
Chen Bing clenched his pen tightly and hesitated for half a second while looking at the competition test paper.
He thought that the competition test questions and even the college entrance examination questions would be the same as his previous life experience, but now looking at the paper, the black and white words are completely different.
What does this mean?The time trajectories of the past life and this life may be two completely different parallel lines.
... Then will I still get sick?
Unable to get an answer, Chen Bing answered the questions seriously, and left the office after writing the paper.
Zhu Xiao was scratching his hair beside him, in agony: "Heaven! This is the competition question!? Not only do I feel that I am not good at physics, but I am also bad at Chinese! I can't understand the question at all!"
"Normal." Chen Bing had no intention of suppressing him.
Zhu Xiaozhi sighed: "I was wrong! I shouldn't have taken the initiative to ask Teacher Yang for the test paper. Wouldn't it be good to let you take the test alone! I'm bringing shame on myself!"
While speaking, he arrived at the door of the classroom.
As school was approaching, there was a faint agitation coming from the inside.
Seven or eight boys by the window formed a circle around the desks, watching with great interest.
"Yes, yes, big move."
"Brother Xiao, can you do it again? I didn't see clearly where Lu Ban was killed just now."
"...It feels like the opponent has given up on himself and given away the head? The Glory game is so easy."
Among the crowd, Xiao Zhizhong stared at the moon, with his back leaning against the back table, sitting in a careless posture, concentrating on his mobile phone.
Yang Feihong pointed: "Brother Xiao, if you had released your second skill earlier, you would have killed Bodhidharma passively."
Xiao Zhi didn't raise his eyes: "The other party has a famous sword."
Guan Kun immediately smelt Yang Feihong's shoulder like a horse boy.
"Brother, are you teaching the national uniform?"
"Do you have the ability to go to the training camp with Brother Xiao?"
"..."
Yang Feihong smiled and apologized: "Brother Xiao, I'm sorry, I'm blind and drifting! Disrespect, disrespect!"
The center of the boys' topic is inseparable from the game.After blasting the other party's crystal, Xiao Zhi put away his phone, got up, and people around him began to call his father.
"Dad, when are you free to let me have a game?"
"Are you still short of a cheap son? Don't ask for anything else, just bring points!"
It's bustling here.
Chen Bing was cold and clear.
He looked at it for a few seconds, and said in his heart, yes.
I was writing competition questions in my office, and this guy played the game very well.
Just, make him very unhappy.
Unhappy, unhappy, Chen Bing had no choice but to look sideways coldly.
Xiao Zhi didn't notice him, but Wen Wei had a full view of Chen Bing's expression with sharp eyes, and felt that his eyes were pierced, and he shivered.
Then, knock on Xiao Zhi's desk: "Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao?"
Very rhythmic and frequent, annoying, Xiao Zhi kicked over: "What are you calling?"
"No, I've always wanted to ask a question." Wen Wei signaled, "Did you notice the look in Bingshen's eyes just now?"
Xiao Zhi: "What?"
Wen Wei couldn't describe it, and thought about it: "I feel like he hates other boys approaching you."
"..." Xiao Zhi lowered his head and listened for a second, then snorted, "Forget it."
"A story?"
Wen Wei immediately pricked up his ears.
The pen in Xiao Zhi's hand fell to the ground, and he lowered his head to pick it up. Hearing this sentence, he didn't seem to want to say anything, so he pulled his lips slightly.
"I'm most annoyed by others teasing me!" Wen Wei was very angry.
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows to signal the door: "Teacher Lu is here."
"Don't try to lie to me. If you don't want to say, can you find a good excuse?"
"believe it or not."
Xiao Zhi lowered his head and took a pen to pretend to be calculating, the silence behind him became more and more silent, Wen Wei sat up straight with his back turned.
Lu Weimin walked into the classroom with his hands behind his back. There were always students who left early in the fourth class. He purposely walked back and forth between the front row and the back row, following them until the bell rang before slowly leaving.
Wen Wei jumped up immediately, unwilling to let go: "Brother Xiao, let's go! Eat! You have to have a good chat with me!"
Xiao Zhi got up slowly, but Wen Wei suddenly remembered something.
Last week, when Chen Bing just transferred without a school card, he accompanied him for dinner. After getting used to it, Chen Bing waited for him after school.Now that Chen Bing got up and walked this way, Wen Wei hurriedly said: "Ice God, can you eat by yourself today? Brother Xiao and I will go off-campus."
Chen Bing: "?"
Wen Wei looked mysterious: "He and I went to have a soul exchange between men."
Chen Bing's first thought was that the two were going to the Internet cafe, and he was immediately displeased, but at the same time, he couldn't find a reason to stop it.
We can only temporarily use the tactic of delaying the attack: "Can I be together?"
"...Ah, I don't care."
Wen Wei slammed into Xiao Zhi's shoulder hard, playing a fake trick.
Xiao Zhi supported the desk with one hand, walked outside but stopped.Suddenly bearing the heavy responsibility of rejecting him, his words were meaningful: "It's up to you, but..."
"..."
Chen Bing put his hands in the pockets of his school uniform, and looked at him expressionlessly.
Xiao Zhi didn't have a sincere invitation, and Chen Bing was still brooding about the forced game.He understands.
Chen Bing: "Then I won't bother you."
Then he paused for a second, and said flatly: "Eating alone is delicious."
"........."
These words are simply murderous!Wen Wei quickly explained: "I don't mean that as the ice god!!! Don't be so empathetic!"
As he spoke, he pushed Xiao Zhi directly in front of Chen Bing.
A short distance away, the boy's light-colored eyes approached his line of sight.He is not aggressive, but has the stubborn intention to turn around and leave if he is said harshly again, so he is extremely fragile.
Having known each other for so many years, Xiao Zhi is very clear about his emotions when he is angry.
But I have doubts in my heart, didn't Chen Bing used to be very annoying to eat, sleep and play games with people?
Not to mention being able to eat alone, it's even a bit anti-human.
Chen Bing turned around and seemed to be leaving.
"..." Xiao Zhi licked his lips.
A distance away from a table and chair, he gently pulled his wrist through the school uniform, and the temperature transmitted to his fingertips was scorching hot.
"Okay, let's go together."
The author has something to say: Bing: I didn't expect that I could master it so quickly.
Possibly an odd talent.
--
He thought Xiao Zhi would throw his school uniform on the ground, but he put it on his wrist, but seeing that Chen Bing didn't talk nonsense, he raised his hand to signal for his school uniform to take away quickly.
It was very hot after the run, and Chen Bing wanted to pick it up, but his attitude aroused his temper, and he stopped nicely: "Please hold it for me for a while, it's hot."
"..."
The surroundings had been waiting for the battle between the two of them in school uniforms, and they burst into laughter.
The god of learning is really courageous.
Xiao Zhi endured for two seconds, gritted his teeth: "Then when are you not hot?"
Chen Bing: "When it cools down, it won't be hot."
"..."
A shadow was drawn under Xiao Zhi's eyelashes, suppressing his emotions, he said in a cool voice: "Okay, then don't cool off and let me help you wear it."
"..."
Chen Bing was stunned for a second.
Not only was he stunned, but the surroundings were also quiet.
Help Xue Shen put on his school uniform?
What tiger and wolf words?
Chen Bing raised his hand to fish it out, and the force he brushed against his fingertips was not polite.When approaching, he lowered his voice: "It's not that I haven't worn it."
His voice was so low that others could only see his lips opening and closing, but Wen Wei beside him could hear him clearly.
Chen Bing folded the school uniform and put on the horizontal bars.Then return to the team.His complexion is fair, with thin sweat shining on his neck, which is almost unreally white when reflected by the sun.
Wen Wei felt that his ears were dirty: "Brother Xiao, what does he mean when he said you help him put on his clothes?"
"..." Xiao Zhi withdrew his gaze and didn't speak for a while.
Wen Wei broke the embarrassment of the secret all over his face: "Uh, it doesn't matter if you don't want to confess this kind of private matter. After all, freedom of love is not right, privacy is a human right..."
Xiao Zhi's throat rolled, he really had nothing to say.
In the past, Chen Bing was still a child, drinking milk to wet the front of his clothes, and helped him change clothes several times...but Chen Bing should be talking about another time.
At that time, Chen Bing was just in the first grade of junior high school, and he was under a lot of study pressure, so he enrolled in a cram school during the summer vacation.
At that time, Xiao Zhiwo, who was just in the first year of junior high school, was playing games on the sofa when he suddenly received a call from Chen Bing. It was early summer and there was a violent storm outside, but he had just finished tutoring and no one answered.
When Xiao Zhi rushed over, he saw Chen Bing hiding under the bus billboard, drenched in rain, looking around like a kitten.
After asking, I found out that Chen Bing's mother had returned to her natal family, her father was at the company, and the driver didn't know where she had gone.
When Chen Bing was in junior high school, he was not yet fully developed. His ears were white and pointed, and his hair was damp and stuck to his ears.After being rubbed with a towel, a few dull hairs were raised.He seemed to be drenched by the heavy rain, sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged and not talking, his eyes were light-colored, and he looked particularly painful.
Xiao Zhi comforted him, saying that he will bake you some biscuits when he goes back.
Chen Bing likes to eat biscuits with honey and fruit pulp the most, and his mood becomes positive. When he returns to the villa, he immediately undresses to take a bath, but the wet cloth sticks to his body, so he can't take it off.
Xiao Zhi helped him undress helplessly, sent him to the bathroom, and after a while, he put on his pajamas and buttoned them himself.
Then he served Chen Bing to eat small biscuits and touched his forehead.
"taste good or not?"
"……good to eat."
"It's delicious, and if your parents are not at home in the future, you can come to me."
"……Um."
Chen Bing answered in a very low voice. I don't know when he was not as soft and cute as a child, but became taciturn.
The playground is amazingly hot.
Xiao Zhi withdrew his thoughts, and beside him, Zhu Xiao came from under the shade of a tree: "Chen Bing, Teacher Yang told you to go to the office."
The whole class was sweating while standing on the playground. When they heard this sentence, some people immediately envied them.
"That's great, we can go to physical education class first."
"What is Teacher Yang looking for him for?"
Someone asked, and Zhu Xiao replied: "Today, in the preliminary competition of the physics competition, Teacher Yang from the whole school chose Chen Bing to answer the paper. You have no choice but to go, even if you are given the test paper, you can't answer a few questions correctly."
What he stated were objective facts.
But this sentence is very embarrassing.
When Chen Bing walked out of the team, he heard a boy behind him scoff: "That's amazing."
Chen Bing didn't stop, and followed Zhu Xiao.
Xiao Zhi glanced at the boys in the same class, but didn't say anything, but Guan Kun leaned closer and sighed: "The Ice God is so powerful. I haven't even heard of the competition class for the students in our school. It's normal if I can't go."
There was a lot of discussion behind the scenes.
"I heard that the difficulty of the competition questions is generally super ghostly. I guess writing it will only lower the average score."
"..."
Whispering on the playground.Xiao Zhi raised his hand and slapped the scorched horizontal bar, with layers of shadows painted between his brows, he tried his best to calm down and said: "He is already hanging, there is no need to talk about him."
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, what are you doing after gym class?" Guan Kun poked his arm, "Have you brought your mobile phone?"
Xiao Zhi hummed, and dragged: "I brought it."
"Then do you want to score together?"
What they are looking forward to is this link, playing games with Xiao Zhi often wins lying down, and it is more face-saving to say it.
For a short time, there was no answer.
Xiao Zhi glanced at Chen Bing's back, turned his eyes, and his voice was still lazy: "Fight, why don't you fight?"
Inside the office.
Chen Bing clenched his pen tightly and hesitated for half a second while looking at the competition test paper.
He thought that the competition test questions and even the college entrance examination questions would be the same as his previous life experience, but now looking at the paper, the black and white words are completely different.
What does this mean?The time trajectories of the past life and this life may be two completely different parallel lines.
... Then will I still get sick?
Unable to get an answer, Chen Bing answered the questions seriously, and left the office after writing the paper.
Zhu Xiao was scratching his hair beside him, in agony: "Heaven! This is the competition question!? Not only do I feel that I am not good at physics, but I am also bad at Chinese! I can't understand the question at all!"
"Normal." Chen Bing had no intention of suppressing him.
Zhu Xiaozhi sighed: "I was wrong! I shouldn't have taken the initiative to ask Teacher Yang for the test paper. Wouldn't it be good to let you take the test alone! I'm bringing shame on myself!"
While speaking, he arrived at the door of the classroom.
As school was approaching, there was a faint agitation coming from the inside.
Seven or eight boys by the window formed a circle around the desks, watching with great interest.
"Yes, yes, big move."
"Brother Xiao, can you do it again? I didn't see clearly where Lu Ban was killed just now."
"...It feels like the opponent has given up on himself and given away the head? The Glory game is so easy."
Among the crowd, Xiao Zhizhong stared at the moon, with his back leaning against the back table, sitting in a careless posture, concentrating on his mobile phone.
Yang Feihong pointed: "Brother Xiao, if you had released your second skill earlier, you would have killed Bodhidharma passively."
Xiao Zhi didn't raise his eyes: "The other party has a famous sword."
Guan Kun immediately smelt Yang Feihong's shoulder like a horse boy.
"Brother, are you teaching the national uniform?"
"Do you have the ability to go to the training camp with Brother Xiao?"
"..."
Yang Feihong smiled and apologized: "Brother Xiao, I'm sorry, I'm blind and drifting! Disrespect, disrespect!"
The center of the boys' topic is inseparable from the game.After blasting the other party's crystal, Xiao Zhi put away his phone, got up, and people around him began to call his father.
"Dad, when are you free to let me have a game?"
"Are you still short of a cheap son? Don't ask for anything else, just bring points!"
It's bustling here.
Chen Bing was cold and clear.
He looked at it for a few seconds, and said in his heart, yes.
I was writing competition questions in my office, and this guy played the game very well.
Just, make him very unhappy.
Unhappy, unhappy, Chen Bing had no choice but to look sideways coldly.
Xiao Zhi didn't notice him, but Wen Wei had a full view of Chen Bing's expression with sharp eyes, and felt that his eyes were pierced, and he shivered.
Then, knock on Xiao Zhi's desk: "Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao?"
Very rhythmic and frequent, annoying, Xiao Zhi kicked over: "What are you calling?"
"No, I've always wanted to ask a question." Wen Wei signaled, "Did you notice the look in Bingshen's eyes just now?"
Xiao Zhi: "What?"
Wen Wei couldn't describe it, and thought about it: "I feel like he hates other boys approaching you."
"..." Xiao Zhi lowered his head and listened for a second, then snorted, "Forget it."
"A story?"
Wen Wei immediately pricked up his ears.
The pen in Xiao Zhi's hand fell to the ground, and he lowered his head to pick it up. Hearing this sentence, he didn't seem to want to say anything, so he pulled his lips slightly.
"I'm most annoyed by others teasing me!" Wen Wei was very angry.
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows to signal the door: "Teacher Lu is here."
"Don't try to lie to me. If you don't want to say, can you find a good excuse?"
"believe it or not."
Xiao Zhi lowered his head and took a pen to pretend to be calculating, the silence behind him became more and more silent, Wen Wei sat up straight with his back turned.
Lu Weimin walked into the classroom with his hands behind his back. There were always students who left early in the fourth class. He purposely walked back and forth between the front row and the back row, following them until the bell rang before slowly leaving.
Wen Wei jumped up immediately, unwilling to let go: "Brother Xiao, let's go! Eat! You have to have a good chat with me!"
Xiao Zhi got up slowly, but Wen Wei suddenly remembered something.
Last week, when Chen Bing just transferred without a school card, he accompanied him for dinner. After getting used to it, Chen Bing waited for him after school.Now that Chen Bing got up and walked this way, Wen Wei hurriedly said: "Ice God, can you eat by yourself today? Brother Xiao and I will go off-campus."
Chen Bing: "?"
Wen Wei looked mysterious: "He and I went to have a soul exchange between men."
Chen Bing's first thought was that the two were going to the Internet cafe, and he was immediately displeased, but at the same time, he couldn't find a reason to stop it.
We can only temporarily use the tactic of delaying the attack: "Can I be together?"
"...Ah, I don't care."
Wen Wei slammed into Xiao Zhi's shoulder hard, playing a fake trick.
Xiao Zhi supported the desk with one hand, walked outside but stopped.Suddenly bearing the heavy responsibility of rejecting him, his words were meaningful: "It's up to you, but..."
"..."
Chen Bing put his hands in the pockets of his school uniform, and looked at him expressionlessly.
Xiao Zhi didn't have a sincere invitation, and Chen Bing was still brooding about the forced game.He understands.
Chen Bing: "Then I won't bother you."
Then he paused for a second, and said flatly: "Eating alone is delicious."
"........."
These words are simply murderous!Wen Wei quickly explained: "I don't mean that as the ice god!!! Don't be so empathetic!"
As he spoke, he pushed Xiao Zhi directly in front of Chen Bing.
A short distance away, the boy's light-colored eyes approached his line of sight.He is not aggressive, but has the stubborn intention to turn around and leave if he is said harshly again, so he is extremely fragile.
Having known each other for so many years, Xiao Zhi is very clear about his emotions when he is angry.
But I have doubts in my heart, didn't Chen Bing used to be very annoying to eat, sleep and play games with people?
Not to mention being able to eat alone, it's even a bit anti-human.
Chen Bing turned around and seemed to be leaving.
"..." Xiao Zhi licked his lips.
A distance away from a table and chair, he gently pulled his wrist through the school uniform, and the temperature transmitted to his fingertips was scorching hot.
"Okay, let's go together."
The author has something to say: Bing: I didn't expect that I could master it so quickly.
Possibly an odd talent.
--
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