why don't you laugh

Chen Bing grabbed his hair and pushed him back, Xiao Zhi approached the back of his neck and bit him hard as if nothing happened.

After biting, it was like punishment: "Let you do domestic violence again in the future."

"..."

Chen Bing said: "I raped you? Didn't you bite me?"

Xiao Zhi thought for a second: "Anyway, neither of us is a good guy."

Chen Bing kicked his calf: "Let's go."

It's about to be late, the school will return to school after self-study at seven o'clock, and they haven't eaten yet.Xiao Zhi turned around and picked up his bag from the desk and walked out. When he went to the living room, he saw Xiao Ruo sitting on a pony and watching TV.

Xiao Ruo turned her head: "Are you leaving school?"

"Yes, I'm leaving." There was some provocation in Xiao Zhi's words.

"..."

Xiao Ruo was dumbfounded.

Xiao Zhi put the bag on one shoulder, walked back to the door, and pointed in her direction with his hand: "You'd better not go out during this time."

Xiao Ruo: "..."

"Don't let outsiders enter our house."

Xiao Ruo finally understood the meaning of his words, and nodded frantically: "I know, I know, I know."

Xiao Zhi looked down at her for a while, then turned his head and went out.Ten minutes from home to school, the gate of the school is quite lively, there is a wholesale market owner who comes here to sell fruit, half of the warehouse behind the small truck is full of fruit.There are also a variety of snack stalls.

Xiao Zhi glanced at the bibimbap in the store: "Eat this?"

Chen Bing nodded: "OK."

There are half-boiled eggs in the dish, and the egg yolk is shaking in a thin layer of white. Chen Bing conveniently put the egg yolk in the middle into Xiao Zhi's bowl: "I don't eat this."

"?" Xiao Zhi raised his head, "I'm a trash can? If you don't want to eat, just give it to me?"

"...I'm sorry." Chen Bing laughed, reaching out his chopsticks to try to pick the egg back, but half of the egg broke, then pinched, broke again, pinched again, broke again...

Xiao Zhi understood: "On purpose?"

The pork belly bibimbap he ordered, the meat and vegetables were mixed with the ice, he endured for a while, picked up the chopsticks, inserted them into the ice bowl, and slapped them from side to side.

Chen Bing blocked it: "What are you doing?"

"Whatever you do, I will do."

"I didn't do it on purpose." Chen Bing said.

Xiao Zhi: "I didn't do it on purpose either."

"..."

Chen Bing's meal was messed up in an instant, he pursed his lips, a little angry, but couldn't help lowering his eyelids, and laughed out loud.

Bibimbap is meant to be mixed, but the effect of mixing it by others is quite different from mixing it yourself.Chen Bing looked at him for a while, then picked up the chopsticks, holding the contents of the bowl with restraint.

Chen Bing felt that he had only eaten for a while, and Xiao Zhi next to him took a spoon and ate it three or two times, until his brow sweated slightly.

Chen Bing was surprised: "Did you pour it directly down your throat?"

"..." Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, "Look at what time it is."

Not to mention that Chen Bing hasn't noticed yet, he raised his hand to look at his watch: "10 minutes."

Chen Bing didn't eat half of the bowl yet.

He thought for a second, then acted as if nothing had happened, and said, "It shouldn't matter if you're ten minutes late."

Xiao Zhi smiled: "Did you say that? Chen Xueba."

"..."

He didn't say that Chen Bing hadn't realized it yet.

In order to get to school on time, I used to skip half meals, strictly watch my watch, and control time, but now my concept has become loose?

It's amazing.

And Xiao Zhi was the one who didn't care about time and acted recklessly. Even if he could avoid being late by getting up early, he had to stay at home for a while until he was late.

Unknowingly, both of them have changed a lot.Chen Bing withdrew from his thoughts, still calm: "Don't worry, I'll eat for a while."

Xiao Zhi: "Okay."

Chen Bing ate slowly, but now he couldn't be in a hurry, Xiao Zhi wanted to put a spoon into his mouth: "Chen Bing, Chen Bing."

Chen Bing hummed, chewing slowly.

"Chen Bing, Chen Bing, Chen Bing." He spoke faster.

"..."

Chen Bing swallowed: "I'm eating, I'm eating."

"Eat faster, eat faster." Xiao Zhi looked at him and smiled, "My little baby."

"..."

When he said that, Chen Bing was distracted and covered his mouth.

There are still 3 minutes before the bell rings after eating, from outside the school gate to the classroom.Chen Bing picked up his schoolbag: "I guess I'll be a few minutes late."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Zhi grabbed his wrist, dodged the crowd around him, and dragged him towards the school classroom: "3 minutes, there's time."

"..."

Surrounded by students in a hurry, as soon as they stepped into the school gate, a group of students ran for their lives as if they were driven away. The atmosphere was similar to the rush of passengers when the train arrived at the station.Chen Bing ran while holding his wrist, and was about to break free, but felt that the temperature in Xiao Zhi's palm was very high.

Close to the skin, calm and powerful.

Hastily avoiding the people beside him, in front of him is the back of Xiao Zhi avoiding his classmates.He was tall and tall, his hair was blown behind his ears by the evening wind, his school uniform was neatly folded on his forearms, exposing a section of his fair neck behind his collar.

"..."

Chen Bing looked at him, his mind was a little confused, and when he came back to his senses, he was in the stairwell, and a piercing bell rang in his ears.

Xiao Zhi scolded: "Fuck! The bell is ringing."

He clenched Chen Bing's hand and accelerated his running speed.When the two rushed into the classroom door in a hurry, the ringing stopped abruptly.

Lu Weimin opened the door and came in through the front door. Seeing the two of them with disheveled hair and panting, he raised his eyebrows: "Are you late?"

"No." Xiao Zhi adjusted his state, hooked the buckle of his schoolbag as if nothing had happened, "I stepped on it."

Lu Weimin didn't want to be poor with him, so he dropped the lesson plan in his hand: "Let go of your tablemate first."

"..."

After being reminded, Chen Bing realized that his wrists were still tightly held together.

After the wind blows, the palms feel cold, but the temperature on the back of the hands begins to rise.

Chen Bing pulled out his hand.

Xiao Zhi looked at him sideways, as if he wanted to say something, Chen Bing pushed his shoulder and walked towards the aisle: "Go back to your seat."

On the podium, Lu Weimin propped up the desk and began his routine weekly lecture: "There is still more than a month for senior high school students to take the college entrance examination. Once they leave, it means that you will be high school seniors. Our class won the sports meeting a few days ago. I hope that the next You keep that spirit and sprint to academic success."

A young teacher passed by the door, probably from Class 6. Lu Weimin saw that her thoughts were interrupted, and turned his head and shouted, "Xiao Gu, where have you been in your class?"

"Our class is fast, and it will be over soon."

"That's really fast."

The young teacher walked away, and Lu Weimin turned around: "I have finished the three-year high school content of Chinese subjects in class 6. How far are you in mathematics, physics and chemistry?"

Zhu Xiao got up: "It feels like there is still a lot to learn."

"Haven't you finished?" Lu Weimin was surprised, but also a little nervous, "In other schools, the No. [-] Middle School and the Affiliated Middle School almost finished their high school knowledge in the first year of senior high school, and spent the rest of the year checking for gaps, doing questions, and practicing the test points. .We don’t talk about keeping up with others, but we still have to work hard. This summer make up lessons, and you will immediately enter the first round of review.”

"??"

The key points were found in the classroom, not reviewing but another topic.

"What? Supplementary lessons during summer vacation?"

"Damn, make up classes during the summer vacation? Are you kidding me?"

"Is there any more human rights! Is there any more humanity!"

"..."

When they started arguing, Lu Weimin listened for half a minute with his arms folded, his face expressionless, until the voice of resentment gradually died down.

Lu Weimin stared at the whole class, slammed the classroom door shut, and lowered his voice: "In the past, only the fast classes made up lessons, and the ordinary classes didn't make up. The students in class 1 were all elated when they heard about the make-up classes, and their learning attitude was quite positive. Look at you again, a bunch of useless trash."

Everyone has long given up on oil and salt, and scratched their ears: "Waste is also a choice in life, you shouldn't mock a person who has no dreams."

"A person is not born to be a hero, he can also become an ordinary person applauding for a hero."

"..."

Lu Weimin sneered directly: "Half of your homework can be eloquent just now, and you won't get an average score of more than [-]."

The whole class: "..."

Almost at the end of class, Lu Weimin organized an analysis of the whole class's academic situation, and called everyone to the office.There were few teachers in the Ninth Middle School who were willing to do this, but Lu Weimin was also idle when he was idle, leading the students to the office one by one.

After a while, Chen Bing came in and informed Xiao Zhi: "It's your turn."

There are other teachers in the office, all of whom are correcting papers, chatting or watching videos. As soon as Xiao Zhi entered, Lu Weimin looked at him with a smile on his face: "What do you think of your grades?"

In this half-term exam, Xiao Zhi scored 580.

The final exam for the first time was still hovering around 540 points. One winter vacation plus two months, the score has improved so much.

Lu Weimin was surprised at the same time: "I found that you, a student, are still very motivated. It doesn't mean that I passed the exam this time and failed in the next exam. I have been rising steadily, which is really good."

Xiao Zhi sat on the chair in front of him, thought for a while and said: "This is not enough."

580 can be regarded as a very good score in the ninth middle school. If it exceeds the first line, it may be able to touch the tail of some low-end 211.During this period of time, Xiao Zhi slowly watched his grades improve, without any sense of accomplishment, but he could see more and more clearly the gap between him and Chen Bing.

No matter how difficult the questions were, Chen Bing's total score was around 730, and he never got down.

But relying on him to score dozens of points a month, and it has become increasingly difficult to score recently, it is really difficult for him to catch up with Chen Bing.

Lu Weimin looked at him with great interest: "Xiao Zhi, how do you usually learn?"

He had a really good impression of this young man. In the past, he scored 0 points in the exam, and he never struggled fearlessly or wasted his own time.But now that you have learned well, you should work hard, persist, and study hard.

Either don't start, or do your best.

With a strong personality, Lu Weimin wondered where Xiao Zhi could reach the peak.

Xiao Zhi's long legs were spread apart, and his sitting posture was very casual. He raised his eyes and glanced at him: "Didn't I tell you everything, according to the plan made by my deskmate, just go forward."

Lu Weimin didn't know what to say for a moment: "Then not everyone can have a deskmate like you?"

"..."

He took out two stacks of post-it notes from the drawer and handed them over: "In a while, you will take it to the classroom and let everyone fill in their ideal university, and then post it on our wall to inspire everyone."

Xiao Zhi stared at the post-it note: "This can motivate people, what about playing?"

"You don't understand, the moment you write down your wish on paper, as long as you don't really have no intentions, there will always be turmoil in your heart." Lu Weimin urged him, "Go in and call Zhu Xiao to the office by the way."

Xiao Zhi returned to the classroom, tore off two pages, and then threw the post-it note to Yang Feihong: "Pass it out, everyone writes about their ideal university, and then stick it on the wall."

Yang Feihong turned his pen and shook his legs, looking at his mobile phone with his face full of subway elders: "What is this?"

Xiao Zhi returned to his seat with two pages of paper.

Chen Bing lowered his eyes and was looking at his mobile phone.

The interface is obviously a chat box, and there are many messages coming and going.

Chen Bing noticed the shadow beside him, and was just about to put away his phone, when he raised his eyes to meet Xiao Zhi's complicated gaze: "Who are you chatting with?"

"Former classmates." Chen Bing said.

"Show me your phone." Xiao Zhi stretched out his hand.

Chen Bing pursed his lower lip and handed him the phone.

Xiao Zhi opened the stool and sat down, put the mobile phone near the belly of the table, and glanced down.

CB: [Are you there, Jiang? ]

Jiang Simian: [Ice God who is here, wow, it's so rare that you actually came to find me!smile.jpg]

Jiang Simian: [Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong? ]

Xiao Zhi glanced down a few lines, but it was all Chen Bing's meaningless nonsense.

CB: [Have you been on vacation recently? ]

CB: [Are you busy studying? ]

——Have you been on vacation recently?

——Are you busy studying?

Is this something that the autistic child Chen Bing can ask?

Xiao Zhi looked up at him again.

Chen Bing wanted to take the phone: "I'm chatting, don't bother me."

What Lu Weimin said just now reminded Chen Bing.No. 100 Middle School has now completed all the subject knowledge in high school, and is undergoing the first round of review to check for omissions and fill in vacancies.How good are the No. [-] Middle School and the Attached Middle School?Many teachers in the college entrance examination proposition group have gone out of these two schools. They have a good understanding of the college entrance examination questions, and they can bet tens of points on the questions. The learning resources are almost more than [-] blocks from the Ninth Middle School.

Chen Bing hadn't contacted his former classmate, the old class Jiang Simian, for a long time, and he always felt that it was not good to ask for study materials as soon as he sent a message.After all, there are some exercises, and the school doesn't like students to spread them wantonly.

After thinking hard, Chen Bing decided to exchange some pleasantries first, to create some human touch, and it might be easier to talk. .

Unexpectedly, he was interrupted by Xiao Zhi before he could get out of the conversation.

Xiao Zhi looked at Chen Bing, and responded coolly: "Are you chatting?"

"Ah."

Chen Bing was busy asking for information, absent-minded, and Jiang Simian came across with new news.

Jiang Simian: [Yeah, it's a holiday this weekend, and now I'm secretly playing with my phone at night.By the way, let me show you Lao Zhang's new haircut. Since he cut it round and inch, his face really looks more and more square. ]

Jiang Simian: [picture.jpg]

Lao Zhang is the head teacher of Chen Bing No. [-] Middle School, and he is also very serious and responsible for the first teacher. Chen Bing still misses him occasionally.Click on the photo posted by Jiang Simian. It is true that Teacher Zhang's face was originally square, but now his face is round at the top and bottom, which is very dramatic.

After thinking about it, Chen Bing sent a kaomoji.

CB: [(*＾-＾*)]

After posting, I feel that I am not very solemn.

But who is to blame?Ever since he was with Xiao Zhi, this idiot bombarded him with emoji every now and then, which made him feel that his tolerance threshold has been lowered a lot.

Chen Bing thought about it and typed another line.

CB: [It's kind of funny. ]

So kind, who is it for?

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes, leaned forward to watch him type, put his forearm on the table, and slowly brought Chen Bing within his body.

After Chen Bing finished playing, he felt that Xiao Zhi was too close, and said, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Zhi: "Look at your chat."

His voice was low and cool, showing a kind of alienation that had nothing to do with him, and at the same time vaguely showed that he was in a bad mood, waiting for Chen Bing's care.

"..." Chen Bing heard what he meant, and explained: "I'm asking him for the materials of No. [-] Middle School, the latest version for this school year, and they just released it."

Xiao Zhi smiled lightly.

"Ah."

"..."

"Then you still send him facial expressions?" Xiao Zhitan gently pinched his face, "I don't know if you can only send it to me?"

Can only be sent to you?

Chen Bing endured it for a while, then opened him: "What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Zhi took his wrist, put it in the palm of his hand and clenched it tightly, and looked straight into his eyes: "The disease is called love. You are not allowed to show your cuteness to others."

Chen Bing: "..."

I fuck.

When Xiao Zhi is energetic, he is really energetic.

Chen Bing didn't have time to get angry, the chat box shook, indicating that there was a new message.

Jiang Simian: [Lying grass, lying grass, lying grass, Bingshen, you have something to say, and suddenly posted a kaomoji, I thought it was a hacked account. ]

Jiang Simian: [Don't dare to be, don't be!I dare not take it! ]

Chen Bing has always been a cold and quiet image before. He has been anxiously waiting to chat with him since just now, and his mentality is too nervous.

"..."

Chen Bing stared at the phone, feeling embarrassed.

Xiao Zhi laughed: "Look?"

Chen Bing: "?"

Xiao Zhi: "Only I think you're cute when you're being silly."

"..."

His coquettish remarks have always been one set after another.Chen Bing's heart was a little hot, and he decided to skip this topic for the time being and continue to ask about the information.He tilted his head away from Xiao Zhi: "Don't influence me to talk about the world."

Xiao Zhi leaned forward, his voice serious: "Can I join?"

Chen Bingxin said that it is possible, but you irritable brother may not be of much use.

They both looked at the phone screen.

After a few rounds of news, Xiao Zhi saw that Chen Bing had nothing to do and found trouble, and said: "I suggest you ask directly. If he doesn't agree, then don't agree. If you agree, treat him to dinner or drink milk tea another day."

Chen Bing: "I don't want to have dinner with him."

"..."

Still the familiar autistic teenager has not changed a bit.

Xiao Zhi: "Let's just ask, don't waste each other's time, do you know that high school students' time is the most precious?"

Think about it for a while.

Chen Bing responded, pressed the screen with his fingertips, and sent the message.

Less than half a minute.

The other party's reply was very enthusiastic.

Jiang Simian: [Alright Ice God, then I'll go to Teacher Zhang and ask for a set.Isn't this weekend a monthly holiday?I'll send it to you. ]

Jiang Simian is usually very enthusiastic. When he was the class monitor, he was unanimously a classmate, and everyone felt his thoughtfulness and concern, but I heard that he sent it to him specially, Chen Bing was very embarrassed.

CB: [Or find a courier?Make a trip to trouble. ]

Jiang Simian: [No trouble, no trouble, actually, I've wanted to come to Ninth Middle School for a long time.I'm really curious, what kind of institution can make Bingshen you stay for a long time. ]

"..."

Chen Bing stared at the phone and stopped talking for a moment.

Beside him, Xiao Zhi sensed the enthusiasm of this person, and thoughtfully said: "Your classmate treats you very well? You want to come here specially."

Chen Bing felt that he was eccentric: "What's the problem?"

"It's a big problem. I'll ask directly: Does he like you?"

"..."

On the podium, Feihong Yang was promoting and writing about the ideal university, and the classroom was extremely noisy, asking what school was good to write about, and the volume of their normal conversation was almost covered.

But the sentence is still quite clear.

Chen Bing looked at him straight, wanted to say something, but felt that he would be an idiot if he took this sentence seriously.

However, Xiao Zhi is very serious.

He tapped his knee against the leg of the table, his eyes dropped, and his words were quite lazy and unhappy: "Is it?"

"What is not?"

"Do you like you?"

"..."

Chen Bing choked, but couldn't hold back, and blurted out: "Thinking too much. Not everyone has your hobby."

After finishing speaking, Chen Bing turned his gaze and said to himself: So not everyone thinks I'm cute like you, so please quickly take off the love filter.

After speaking, there was a brief silence.

Thinking that Xiao Zhi was reflecting, Chen Bing raised his eyes, but he did not expect him to stare at him playfully, his eyes were dark: "My hobby?"

Chen Bing: "Huh?"

Xiao Zhi: "What hobbies do I have?"

he repeated.

It wasn't until Chen Bing understood the meaning of the words just now that he felt that he had dug a hole and jumped down by himself.

Xiao Zhi's hobby for him?

Chen Bing didn't know how to answer, but had an inexplicable premonition that Xiao Zhi was going to start flirting.

really.

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and raised his tone: "I love you, am I wrong?"

"..."

Next to him, Zhu Xiao asked everyone to write post-it notes and paste them on the wall, checking table by table, and walked to Chen Bing's table and sneaked a peek at his post-it notes: "Did you write big A?"

Chen Bing's post-it note was empty.

Zhu Xiao looked at Xiao Zhi unwillingly: "Brother Xiao, how about you?"

Also empty.

So what are you two doing in this class?

——Zhu Xiao didn't ask, Xiao Zhi put his hand on his shoulder and gently pushed him back, right into Yang Feihong's arms.

Xiao Zhi: "Go and play."

"..." Without saying a word, Zhu Xiao was picked up by Yang Feihong, and carried steadily to the back of the classroom in two or three steps.

An inexplicable atmosphere was brewing.

Chen Bing's heart continued to burn, and he lowered his head to take the pink post-it note on the table, and Xiao Zhi grabbed his wrist.When he approached, the shadow fell, his breath brushed the tip of his nose, and whispered in his ear: "I just like you."

I just love you.

Endless love ice love ice love ice love ice.

Say it every day and say it's not annoying.

And Chen Bing has not been able to improve his immunity to parry him.Still like dry grass in the wilderness, it burns at a touch.

Chen Bing stood for a while, touched Xiao Zhi's wrist under his school uniform, and motioned him to sit down: "...quickly write a post-it note."

His voice was quite soft, his eyes were dark gray and ice-like, and his demeanor was cold, but he did not reject him thousands of miles away.

He didn't answer the question just now.

But also no fried hair.

It proves that his little baby has completely felt this kind of heart.

Xiao Zhi lowered his head, diverted his eyes from him, and reluctantly put an end to his unintentional words in his heart.

The pen twiddled twice between his fingers, not knowing what to write, Xiao Zhi turned his head to look at Chen Bing's post-it note.Chen Bing usually has a cold personality, and his handwriting is even sharper and colder, and the corners and turns of every stroke are extremely sharp.

Now there are only two words in the sticky note.

——A big.

Not surprisingly.

Xiao Zhi turned his pen and didn't finish it, he didn't know what to write.According to his grades, he must not be able to take the A university entrance examination.Not filling in... seems to make Chen Bing go away from him.

When he hesitated, Chen Bing had already finished writing.

He flicked the paper lightly with his little finger, handed it to Xiao Zhi, saw his empty post-it note: "Why didn't you write it?"

Xiao Zhi: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "I have to think about it carefully."

Wen Wei in the front row pulled away the bench after finishing writing, and gave Xiao Zhi a look: "Don't think about Brother Xiao. I wrote about the junior college next door. We made an appointment to read it together before, why don't you write it?"

Xiao Zhi patted the pen with a "snap": "Get lost."

He couldn't put his pen down, Chen Bing had been waiting, seeing Zhu Xiao beside him hurriedly urging, he conveniently took Xiao Zhi's post-it note.

"what happened?"

Xiao Zhi stretched out his hand to take it back, but Chen Bing lowered his head and took out the cap of the pen, and had already written two words in three or two strokes.

——A big.

After finishing writing, he looked at it for a while and felt that something was not enough, and then continued to write.

Very beautiful handwriting, like a brand, with the two names "Xiao Zhi" written on it.

The moment I saw the content of this post-it note, applause suddenly erupted from around.

"I rely on it, this courage!"

"A major, Ice God said that A major is A major!"

"..."

Xiao Zhi looked at Chen Bing, his throat rolled, and the emotions in his eyes were restrained: "...I don't even dare to blow like that."

"But now it's blown out."

Chen Bing raised his eyebrows, and smiled flatly: "If you fail the exam, you will be humiliated."

"..."

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