why don't you laugh

It's just a screen attack——

Chen Bing stared at the nickname for four or five seconds without recovering.

When Wen Wei came out of the bathhouse, he saw Chen Bing holding his mobile phone, his long eyebrows knotted, and his expression unusually... dignified.

——It seemed to be infected by something strange, and even wanted to step over the brazier.

Wen Wei was very curious: "What's wrong?"

"..."

Chen Bing scolded "Idiot" and turned off the screen of the phone to avoid seeing the content, as if he couldn't bear it.

"This bastard."

Who is showing off?

Wen Wei was puzzled, but after Chen Bing finished cursing, he picked up the phone again and held it firmly with one hand.His finger bones are long, and his brows and eyes are reflected with a faint halo of light. It seems that he feels guilty even if he looks at it for a second.

——but I had to watch it.

There is a new message on the phone.

Xiao Z: [Have you added any friends? 】

hjkl: [...not yet. 】

Xiao Z: [? 】

Xiao Z: [Don't waste time. 】

He spoke like a heartless scumbag rushing to pick up the next order.There are two fucking faces... Thinking back to his youthful spirit of playing basketball in the evening self-study, and thinking about it now, Chen Bing finally slowed down and thought.

hjkl: [What else can I do besides playing games? 】

Xiao Z: [I only play games. 】

Xiao Z: [In addition, chatting is also counted as time, so don't wait when it's over. 】

There is a countdown clock in the upper left corner of the software interface, which is counting and will end at [-]:[-] in one hour.In any case, Chen Bing didn't want to play games with him.At night, Lu Weimin's reprimand came to mind.

Chen Bing typed.

hjkl: [Then do you want to expand your business? 】

Xiao Z: [Don't engage in pornography, understand? 】

"..."

...that's not what I meant, thanks.

It can be seen that Xiao Zhi's emotions are wandering on the verge of blackmailing customers.He used to be a dandy young man with a rich family and a bad temper. Now that his family is in trouble, he is reluctant to work in the service industry. With his face, he is more like serving him as a customer.

Chen Bing finally thought of an excuse.

hjkl: [That's right.My mother saw me playing games just now, and just uninstalled the app, she also found out that I clicked on you on the platform.I lied to her that you are the senior teacher who gave me a lecture, can you cooperate with me in acting? 】

A bit unreasonable request.Chen Bing took a breath towards his fingertips and waited quietly for a reply.

Waiting for the gap to be idle, I searched for Xiao Zhi's trumpet according to the nickname, clicked in and glanced at the dynamic log.

【Miss you a bit, but I can bear it】

[Share the song @When love is a thing of the past]

【I really want to love this world】

【Because of those gestures, those narrations, those injuries】

"........."

Chen Bing's eyelids twitched.

Wang Yiyun No. [-] seed player?

I continued to browse and found that most of the dynamics were a year ago, when the two of them had just separated because of moving.The second period of the second term of the young master was also quite short, and he soon felt ashamed of himself, and this account was obviously abandoned.

Chen Bing waited, and the night outside the window deepened.

On the other end of the phone, Xiao Zhi had just boarded the account, and he gritted his teeth for a few minutes before resisting the urge to smash the phone.

He warned himself that he was not a good boy, and he smoked several cigarettes to calmly deal with the strange content in the account.

Just after the cigarette was extinguished, Xiao Ruo opened the door and came out, wearing pajamas and hugging a doll: "Brother, are you staying up late playing games again?"

Xiao Zhi didn't bother to talk to her: "Kids don't care about adults' business."

"..."

Xiao Ruo rolled her eyes and opened the refrigerator on tiptoe: "Brother, the yogurt is gone."

"I remember there was another bottle?"

There was nothing in the refrigerator except instant noodles and glutinous rice balls, so Xiao Zhi reached into the refrigerator for two or three seconds and found a bottle of yogurt.

"here."

The box was crumpled and oddly shaped.Xiao Ruo's face was full of disgust: "This is not good-looking."

"It's even more beautiful. I'll frame it and inlay it with a rose, do you think so?"

"...What's so fierce, hum." Satisfied with holding the yogurt, Xiao Ruo hugged him and turned to run to the room, acting like a good boy before leaving.

"Good night brother sauce!"

"..."

...Brother Sauce.A girl who is neither too big nor too young, she is no different from a silly Baitian.

Xiao Zhi watched the door close, and after a moment the curvature of his lips was suppressed, and he picked up the phone again.The dim light cast a light shadow on his knuckles, and he clicked on the chat box with the client.

The other party seems to be very insistent on this matter.

hjkl: [brother, are you still online? 】

Xiao Z: [Online. 】

hjkl: [Can you think about what you just said, help me lie to my mother, or I will be scolded. 】

Xiao Zhibai was bored and had nothing to do.Who can live with money.I feel much better now than before.

Reply.

Xiao Z: [Okay, I am now the senior teaching you, which class should I take? 】

Soon, the other party sent a message.

hjkl: ["Encouraging Learning"]

hjkl: [High School Chinese Compulsory 3]

After the lights in the dormitory were turned off, Chen Bing turned on the small flashlight of his mobile phone.It only has half a battery, but it should be more than enough for an hour.Chen Bing half-clicked the phone on the table, and borrowed the faint light to read the Chinese textbooks in a low voice.

As long as Xiao Zhi can study together.

New news came from the phone.

Xiao Z: [Aren't you a junior high school student?What to learn high school Chinese compulsory 3? 】

Chen Bing picked up the mobile phone, typed after thinking: "I study better, and take high school courses in advance."

There was no reply for another half a minute, and when Chen Bing thought Xiao Zhi didn't believe it, the news came.

Xiao Z: [I can't help you, I didn't understand this lesson. 】

"..."

What a self-aware man.

But it doesn't matter if you don't learn or understand, Chen Bing didn't expect him to understand everything.

hjkl: [It's okay, I can teach you, as long as you pretend to be the senior who accompanies me to study. 】

hjkl: [Ready?So let's start now. 】

hjkl: [Yan Zhenqing, a famous calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty, wrote a poem "Encouraging Learning" - "The lights are on at three o'clock and the chickens are on five o'clock. It's time for men to study. The black-haired don't know how to study early, and the white-haired Fang regrets studying late."This poem reminds us that if we don't study hard when we are young, we will regret it when we are old. I am afraid that the time has passed. 】

Chen Bing was trying his best to hint, hoping that Xiao Zhi could understand.

But the other side only sent two simple words——

Xiao Z: [understand. 】

Like an emperor.

...Forget it, it doesn't matter, developing good study habits is a long-term process.Chen Bing began to explain the meaning of this article word by word.

hjkl: ["The gentleman said: You can't do it without learning." What is the meaning of the word "ha"? 】

The other party did not answer.Chen Bing pursed his lower lip lightly, and when he was about to urge him, the other party came belatedly and condescended to send a few words.

Xiao Z: [Modal particle at the end of the sentence? 】

"..."

Although it is far from the correct answer, it is not bad... Chen Bing took off the pen in his mouth and marked a circle on the wrong answer.

He also knows sentence-final particles, and is not entirely hopeless.

About to say the next sentence, footsteps came from outside the bedroom door.

The dormitory auntie is walking heavily, and is checking the students' sleeping situation with the lights off.

The sound was getting closer, Chen Bing typed the word "no" and clicked send, then turned off the screen and turned off the flashlight of the mobile phone.

Schools like Ninth Middle School have a lot of little monsters and a lot of bullies. The auntie of the dormitory is either the wife of the school leader or a relative of the school leader. In short, she has a very mixed personality.

In No. [-] Middle School, you can go back to the dormitory for evening self-study and stay up late to study. The aunt even helps to charge the desk lamp.But in Ninth Middle School, student safety and discipline are greater than good grades.

As the footsteps went away, Chen Bing turned on the phone again.

A new message.

Xiao Z: [What is the correct answer? 】

Chen Bing moved his fingers, and typed a reply: "Stop."

"Learning, don't stop."

It's twelve o'clock at night.It was a bit chilly late at night in early September.

Everything is silent, and the only lights on outside the window are probably the students who are reading at night.In addition to the start of school, it is also the new season of a certain game.

The first thing in the new season is to get points and become a star. Xiao Zhi wants to play games with entertainment and earn money, so he brings a rookie and barters to get the best of both worlds.

But today, the situation is very strange, and he doesn't even understand why things have come to this point.

hjkl: [Now, can you understand the full text of "Encouraging Learning"? 】

Xiao Z: [Yes. 】

hjkl: [That's fine, after clearing the meaning of the words, reciting will become very simple. 】

Before Xiao Zhi could speak, the other party popped up the next message.

hjkl: [The phone is out of battery, let's talk another day. 】

A notification came from the accompanying play software that the other party had gone offline.

Xiao Zhi played with the mobile phone, not only found it magical, but also very interesting, and put "chatting in another day" behind him.

In the classroom of Class 4, Grade [-] in the early morning.

Lu Weimin entered the classroom with his hands behind his back, and glanced around. There were chattering fans in the classroom who were doing all kinds of evil, but when he saw him coming in, he barely kept quiet to show his respect.

But Lu Weimin's complexion was not very good. As an emotionally sensitive language teacher, he had nightmares from getting angry last night to going to bed this morning.After checking the whole class, he walked to Xiao Zhi's side.

Xiao Zhi opened the Chinese document, recalling yesterday's "Encouraging Learning".

Lu Weimin asked: "Last night, the self-study asked you to recite a few lines of Du Fu's poems. Have you recited them well?"

Du Fu's poems are neat and beautiful, so they are easier to memorize.Xiao Zhi came to the classroom just now and looked through it, and now he can almost recite it.

After listening to him recite "Yong Huai Ancient Site", Lu Weimin lost his temper a little, and turned back with the book between his hands: "Can I recite "The Difficult Road to Shu"?"

"I can only recite '噫嚱嚱, the danger is high'."

"..."

Lu Weimin was amused, "Okay, can you memorize the sentence 'The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky'?"

Xiao Zhi nodded: "Well, once you reminded me, I found that I still forgot this sentence."

There was laughter in the classroom.

Lu Weimin turned back: "Xunzi's Encouraging Learning, I didn't ask you to memorize it overnight. At least there shouldn't be any problems with the translation and words. Let me ask you, how do you say 'ha'?"

"........."

Xiao Zhibo pursed his lips slightly, raised his eyebrows, and looked directly at Lu Weimin like a god.

Lu Weimin: "What are you looking at? I have the answer on my face?"

"No." Xiao Zhi paused for a second, "It means to stop."

"Muzhi Zhongsheng, the word '中'."

"It fits, fits."

"A gentleman is knowledgeable, and he can learn about himself every day, and the word 'paraphrase'."

"an examination."

"Perseverance, gold and stone can be engraved, the word' engraved'."

"……Sculpture."

Lu Weimin was satisfied, and patted him on the shoulder: "Look, as long as you are obedient and learn, won't it get better?" Turning to everyone, "Everyone should learn from Xiao Zhi, I trained him last night, and he immediately became angry Tu Qiang studied all night, look now, isn't he answering well?"

Xiao Zhi: "..."

Hold.

On the opposite side of the window, Chen Bing was reading with his head down, but when he heard the praise, he tilted his head and looked at him.

His eyes are pale, and the cuffs of the new school uniform are rolled up on his forearms. He is thin and clean.The corners of the flattened lips seemed to be a little curved, but then he frowned when he thought of something, lowered his head and continued to write.

Xiao Zhi looked away and sat down.

The school bully didn't lose his temper and answered the questions in a regular manner, and he answered all the questions correctly. The excitement in the classroom was overwhelming.

After morning self-study, Guan Kun immediately looked for him, his expression more shocked than eating shit: "Brother Xiao, I didn't expect you to study secretly without telling us! Didn't you agree to be each other's angel? You betrayed the working class!"

"..."

On a sunny day, Xiao Zhi leaned against the desk in the back row and glanced at him.The orange light fell on the dark earrings on the side of his ears, showing a loose and sharp temperament. He licked his lower lip, completely lazy to respond to this topic.

After Guan Kun finished complaining, he said another thing: "Do you want to drain the water together?"

"……do not bother me."

I was about to go to the corridor to bask in the sun, when the phone message dinged.Xiao Zhi clicked to open and found that he was the host of the accompanying play union.Except for occasionally helping him contact the benefactors who want to score higher, they have no other interaction with each other.

Xiao Du: [Brother Xiao, is Brother Xiao there? The client you received last night was very satisfied with you and gave you a five-star praise! 】

Xiao Zhi: "..."

Xiao Z: [If Accompanying Play can rate the customer, I will give him 0. 】

Xiao Du: [...? ? ? 】

Xiao Du: [Ah, it's not that he is really satisfied with you, and even applied to sign a long-term contract with us!I have transferred the salary to your account.You look first. 】

Xiao Zhi checked it according to his words - the amount in the account was quite large.It stands to reason that the time to sign a large amount is very long.Inexplicably, Xiao Zhi remembered the words at the end of last night.

Looking down, the news from the other side continued to come.

Xiao Du: [Then in the next month, Brother Xiao will take him to the Glory of the Stars!Have a nice time! 】

"..."

The author has something to say: Xiao Zhi: Didn't he lead me to the crazy score in Xuehai?

Ice: hee hee :-P