why don't you laugh

Chen Bing: "You think I'm an idiot?"

I don't know why Xiao Zhi likes to deceive him like a child, and thinks it's very funny, thinking that Chen Bing won't find out his dirty thoughts.

The surrounding lights are dimmed, and the traffic is bustling by.Xiao Zhi didn't take it seriously, went to the nearby shop to order milk tea for Xiao Ruo, and wrote lightly: "Why do you think you're an idiot?"

"..."

Still installed.

Seeing that Chen Bing didn't answer for a long time, it was obvious that he was a little angry, Xiao Zhi said again: "Okay, I admit that this game is a little uncivilized, but anyway, we are playing in private, why should we care about other people's eyes?"

Chen Bing: "... Get lost."

Chen Bing: "How big is the fucking face and how big is the stage."

Xiao Zhi is a day student, he lives at least ten minutes away from the school, this distance is almost his free time for activities, when he is free, he occasionally helps his grandmother across the road.

The video kept running, Chen Bing was washing an apple in the middle and biting an apple while doing homework, Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes: "Hungry?"

Chen Bing: "Yes."

"I'll bring you fried spring rolls and green balls tomorrow morning, the one next door to Ziyu Pavilion."

"It's so far away," Chen Bing was taken aback, "How long does it take to line up?"

"It's okay, I'm free anyway."

"..."

Before studying in No. [-] Middle School, Chen Bing was also a day student. Every morning, there was a cook at home to make nutritious meals, steaks or bento. However, after going to No. [-] Middle School, he went to the countryside to do as the Romans do. Every day, eating buns, fried dough sticks, soybean milk and rice noodles, and eating a youth group are considered to improve his life.

Chen Bing: "That's fine."

When they got home, Xiao Zhi didn't hang up the phone, Xiao Ruo sat next to him and dozed off on the sofa, and when he heard the movement, he snatched the milk tea from his hand, closed the door and went back to the room in one go.

Xiao Zhi looked over: "This is heartless."

After he came home, Xiao Zhi's first thing was to take a shower, a handsome guy's self-cultivation, he loves to be clean and tidy in his bones.

There was a noise outside the dormitory door. Wen Wei and Zhou Fang came back one after the other, standing in the middle of the dormitory and chirping: "You should be able to persuade you sooner if you stopped talking nonsense just now."

Zhou Fang confronted each other: "It's obvious that you have a problem with your speaking skills."

The two quarreled, and Xiao Zhi opened the closet on the phone screen to find a T-shirt and was about to change into his school uniform. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows and said to Chen Bing, "Go to a secluded corner where no one is around."

Chen Bing: "?"

Reminiscent of Xiao Zhi's previous coquettish operations, Chen Bing immediately became vigilant and did not cooperate at all: "In the dormitory, I can't be quiet, thank you."

"That's fine."

Xiao Zhi's slender finger bones hooked his neckline, and he took off his clothes casually while holding the phone.The luster of his complexion was immediately exposed under the light, the lines of his shoulders and back were slightly bulging, and the texture was very smooth, revealing the muscles of his chest, waist and abdomen.

Chen Bing: "..."

It's started again, isn't it?

He frowned, and his first reaction was to look at Wen Wei and Zhou Fang next to him. They were standing there chatting very leisurely, and they didn't look this way.

The tensed heartbeat relaxed a little.

Chen Bing should have pressed the hang up button directly, but by a strange coincidence, not only did he not hang up, but after a while of mental work, he lowered his eyebrows and looked at the screen.

...the neck pit.

clavicle.

waist.

If you exercise properly, there is no excess fat, the shadows are layered between the bones, the skin is covered with luster, and every move pulls the momentum, full of youthful vigor, and at the same time it is one of the sexiest parts of the body.

Chen Bing glanced at it.

Take another look.

He hissed in his heart, and slowly felt heat behind his ears.

The T-shirt was placed at the end of the bed, and after taking it out of his hair, Xiao Zhi grabbed his phone and flicked his hair: "Do I look better in white or black?"

Xiao Zhi didn't hear the answer, turned his gaze to the phone, and saw Chen Bing staring at the screen in a daze as if dazed, with the corners of his fair eyes flushed, as if he didn't know what happened just now.

Xiao Zhi didn't know, so: "?"

Chen Bing came back to his senses.

The expression on his face gradually became serious, and he seemed to withdraw some thoughts quickly, and hung up the video without saying a word.

"..."

The screen went off, the dormitory was noisy, and the voices of Wen Wei and Zhou Fang gradually became clear in the ears: "Who told the monitor not to tell the truth? He participated in the top ten singers on campus and quietly won an award."

Wen Wei: "Cheerleading reserve team for the Spring Games. When the time comes to win the stage and perform, there will be exactly 14 squad leaders. I don't know if we can counterattack in the second round."

Zhou Fang realized something was wrong: "How do you know?"

"..." Wen Wei was afraid of revealing that he had participated in the competition, so he said calmly, "I just found out when I was idle, watching the excitement, and chatting with the judges. After walking away, rubbing—"

The two went out one after the other.

The next morning, Chinese self-study early.

The student on duty on the podium finished writing, biting a piece of bread, staring blankly at the bottom and waiting for the bell to ring. He greeted "Don't make noise" a few times, but the number of books and homework flew all over the place, and Yang Feihong even threw a blackboard eraser on his face. superior.

Hearing the ringing of the bell, the student on duty said, "Everyone really stop arguing."

The place was bustling with people, Fu Hang sat in the back row, while others pestered his girlfriend in the front row: "Have you written English? Let me copy it."

Xu Wei: "I didn't write it." She took out a test paper from the drawer and handed it to Fu Hang, "It's just right, you can copy it for me by the way."

Fu Hang: "...???"

He didn't have time to talk nonsense, he vaguely heard the voice of Lu Weimin greeting other teachers warmly in the corridor, grabbed Xu Wei's test paper, slammed it back several meters, and just sat down and Lu Weimin came in.

"..."

The whole class changed its tone, and everyone who was chatting pretended to have just finished asking questions and turned back as if nothing had happened.

"Who is late today?" Lu Weimin glanced at the blackboard, "Write it down on duty."

Students on duty write down one by one.

"Report."

"Report……"

Everyone slowly came, but there was only one figure missing.Lu Weimin looked at the position beside Chen Bing: "Xiao Zhi hasn't come yet?"

not coming.

It wasn't until halfway through the self-study in the morning that Lu Weimin was sitting on the podium preparing for the lesson, when he heard a movement at the back door of the classroom: "Report."

The tall slender boy leaned against the door frame, obviously walked a few steps in before realizing that he was late, and then backed out.He was holding a transparent plastic bag with one hand, and at a glance, he could see various kinds of food inside.

Lu Weimin was annoyed: "Did you set up a stall in the classroom?"

"No," Xiao Zhi continued leaning against the door, skinless and boneless, and said lazily, "Can I go in?"

"you are late."

As if he only understood after hearing the prompt, Xiao Zhi drew out his tone: "Understood."

"..."

This answer is perfunctory as if it is humiliating people's IQ.

Seeing the veins popping up on Lu Weimin's forehead, Xiao Zhi raised his hand and made a promise: "It won't happen next time."

"Next time," Lu Weimin said sternly, "Stand in the corridor!"

"..."

There was silence for two seconds.

Xiao Zhi didn't put up extra resistance: "Okay, I'll put the things down first."

The seat was by the window, Chen Bing stopped writing when he heard his voice just now, turned his head, and when Xiao Zhi approached, the shadow fell, and he put the bag in his hand on the table: "Youth balls, fried spring rolls, bone soup, and Half a roasted chicken leg."

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "Eat while it's hot, I'm going out."

Xiao Zhi twirled the notebook with his fingertips, and walked slowly outside the classroom to Lu Weimin's back. Lu Weimin stared at him, Xiao Zhi was not affected by his anger at all, and even patted his bald head pityingly.

"..."

Lu Weimin was about to vomit blood.

The corridor was sunny, and the shade of the trees swayed with broken and layered greenery. When the wind blew, the sunlight shone on the young man sparsely.

Xiao Zhi looked at the wrong book with his eyes down, flipped through the pages twice with his fingers between his fingers, turned around to face the wind and squinted his eyes to bask in the sun.He has a clear waist, and his school uniform fits tightly on his shoulders, loosely framing his waist, standing alone, forming a rather beautiful landscape.

Lu Weimin patrolled back and forth, seeing Chen Bing carrying the food in the bag, got up and reported: "Mr. Lu, I'm going out for breakfast."

"..." Lu Weimin wanted to correct him that he was studying early.

Do you still have the law of the king!

However, he carefully looked at the contents inside. He probably couldn't eat it if it was cold, so he could only say, "Hurry up and eat!"

Chen Bing went up the corridor.

After a distance of one or two meters, Xiao Zhi saw him and came over with a notebook to help unpack the lunch box in the bag.

Chen Bing said, "You did run a little far."

"Not far."

Just a word.

It takes a detour of more than ten minutes to go to the breakfast shop that sells youth balls. Chen Bing ate it once before and told Xiao Zhi that it tasted good. After a while, he would often go there and bring breakfast.

Bring food to Bingbing, how can you say far?

The scorching sun fell into his eyes.

The sound of books in the classroom was loud, and the two stood shoulder to shoulder outside the classroom.

Chen Bing took a bite with the spring roll in his mouth: "It's so oily."

"Oil?" Xiao Zhi scoffed, and said without regret, "Then you're going to gain weight."

"..."

Chen Bing held the remaining half, took another bite, made sure the taste was right, and said, "It's really oily."

Oil, but can not eat, will be hungry.

The young master grumbled grumblingly.

Xiao Zhi put down his notebook and stretched out his hand: "I'll try."

Chen Bing handed over the fast food box.

Xiao Zhi stuffed the spring roll with chopsticks into his mouth, before he could say what it tasted, Lu Weimin came out from behind to inspect the two of them and saw this scene.

Lu Weimin frowned, as if bitter and bitter: "You are punished to stand still, and you still have the face to eat and drink?"

Xiao Zhi didn't take it seriously, held out his chopsticks and stretched them out: "You want some too?"

"..." Lu Weimin trembled, "What the hell."

He walked up to Chen Bing and expressed his satisfaction after looking at his food: "That's right, you high school students should eat like this. Big fish and big meat, grow your body and make up your body, so as not to keep up with your physical strength when studying."

Xiao Zhi smiled and turned around.

Chen Bing ate very slowly, and went back to the classroom with Xiao Zhi after self-study in the afternoon.

The semester is slowly on the right track, approaching the third year of high school, and the tasks of this semester are busier than last semester.There are students in the classroom who don't want to learn, and those who don't learn still don't want to learn, but those who want to learn obviously feel a sense of urgency than before.

After the first monthly exam in the school sports meeting, the atmosphere in the class eased up a bit. Lu Weimin casually mentioned this in the evening self-study after reading the report card: "The monthly exam is over, now you can relax a little bit, after a few days Tomorrow's sports meeting, let me think about—”

He turned to Yang Feihong: "What projects do you have for Niannian?"

Yang Feihong raised his hand, kicked the stool away in response, and went to the podium to unfold a piece of paper: "There are several types of running, 4*100 relay, sprint, long-distance running, high jump and shot put. There is also a basketball game and a volleyball game." , quite confident in the sports situation in the class, "I think we can all take the first place."

"..."

Lu Weimin was holding the cup, the mirror reflected light, and felt that this possibility was not impossible.

Although Class 4 is not a physical education class, you can feel a little bit about the average height of the class and the usual aura in the physical education of Class 4.I usually walk sideways at school, for no reason——

——Being strong and strong, that’s how confident he is.

Lu Weimin said: "Expand and talk about it."

"In this way, the relay race stipulates that men and women should be equally distributed. In other words, pick a few long-legged ones. For sprints, Zhou Fang can do it. For girls, Wang Yue hangs and beats a group of weak girls. For long-distance running, we find Wen Wei, who has been abused all year round. Chasing and hitting, we have to admire the excellent performance in endurance... As for the shot put, Xu Wei can even participate in the men's group."

Underneath, Xu Wei stared at him, feeling as if he could kick the table to pieces.

"..."

The atmosphere in the classroom is lively, in a word, it is quite inflated.

After being attracted by the discussion, Chen Bing stopped writing. He was busy correcting Xiao Zhi's mistakes just now. Hearing this, he finally understood what position his class belongs to in the second grade of high school.

Livestock class.

Niu Maban.

Men, women and children are all fierce.

A few words and a few words made clear arrangements for the other classes, and Lu Weimin also regained his lost confidence: "I admit that everyone may have some advantages in sports, but you must show your attitude. Tomorrow in the physical education class, you should go to the physical education teacher to discuss the selection of contestants. Qian Don't underestimate the enemy, if our class is still defeated, it will be embarrassing."

There was a mighty shout in the classroom: "Deling!"

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and the victory is foreseen before the fight, and the number of applicants in the class is quite enthusiastic.In the past, Chen Bing was in No. [-] Middle School, and because of his height, he could still be pulled to make up the number, but now he finds that he has nothing to do with him.

The playground was full of heat, and the weather was not too hot. Yang Feihong took off his school uniform and stood in front of him with bare arms to discuss with the physical education teacher Huang Heng. He turned around and said, "Let's make a basketball team first."

The physical education teacher glanced at the crowd, and said specially: "You, you, you, you... and you, come out."

He pointed to Chen Bing: "You come out too."

Chen Bing pulled his lower lip: "I won't participate."

"Why don't you participate?" Huang Heng raised his eyebrows, "Can't fight?"

"No," Chen Bing lowered his eyes and said calmly, "I don't like to move."

"..."

There were other good seedlings, Huang Heng didn't make things difficult for him, and quickly led a group of people to the stadium.

Analyzing the suitable positions of the players one by one, there were chaotic figures on the court, and a bunch of boys and girls sat by the steps, looking at the court.

Huang Heng asked the boys to fight for the ball for a while.After Xiao Zhi got the ball, he turned around and moved very fast. He jumped up a few steps and quickly dunked the basketball into the hoop. The silhouette was neat and powerful.

Huang Heng smiled lazily, and said, "I don't know how to praise this handsome guy, he is a born stage star."

It is natural to attract the attention of others.

Chen Bing stood outside the line, separated by a long distance, and was attracted by Wen Wei's voice: "Ice God, move to the side, so that I can't see Brother Xiao."

"..."

Chen Bing turned around, not only him, Fu Hang and other boys squatted on the steps, row after row like pumpkins in the field, looking enviously at the playground.

Chen Bing felt that Wen Wei's conditions were good: "Why don't you go?"

"Isn't this given other missions?" Wen Wei said, "I'm going for a long-distance run, so I don't have time to practice basketball."

He gave way to the side, like an old man squatting on the wall smoking a cigarette, giving way to another old man: "Ice God, come, sit and watch."

"..."

Chen Bing's eyelids twitched: "No need."

"Come on, sit down, they still have to practice for a while."

Being dragged by force, at some point in front of him, Xiao Zhi dragged his fingertips on the zipper of his school uniform and walked this way, breathing slightly hot, staring at Wen Wei and raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing?"

"...I'll give up my seat to the Ice God! Give up my seat!" Wen Wei couldn't stand his crazy wife-protecting expression, which affected the brotherhood, and patted the small steps next to him, "What are you thinking?"

"Oh."

Xiao Zhi unhurriedly took off his school uniform, wearing a short-sleeved shirt underneath, and threw the school uniform directly on the steps as a cushion, signaling to Chen Bing: "You can sit now."

"..."

Behind him, the physical education teacher was holding the roster book and scribbling and scribbling. Seeing him leave suddenly, he raised a fuss: "What are you doing? Can you have a little professionalism as the center of the team?"

"coming."

Xiao Zhi touched Chen Bing's hand and turned back.

The school uniform was still spread out on the steps, and Wen Wei next to him made a tut-tsk sound: "Brother Xiao is so warm." Not knowing what to say, Chen Bing lowered his head to pick up his school uniform, patted off the dust, and stood aside to watch for a while.

Class 4 was really not bragging, and Huang Heng whistled to a few sports students who were playing next to them: "You guys, practice with them."

Xiao Zhi is a forward, the kind who specializes in shooting to break through after the ball is in his hand. He moves in the middle flexibly, fakes, swings to shoot, and almost controls the lifeline of the court.The scene was quite intense, and the scores of several boys in Class 4 were far ahead.

Guan Kun is at the back, and his playing style is similar to that of his character, which is more boring and more stable. He lacks flexibility, but his defense is solid.

The more he watched, the more confident Wen Wei became: "Stay steady, I'll eat shit if I don't take the first place this time."

"..." Fu Hang is most afraid of someone setting a flag, "Don't be a bitch, you have a crow's mouth, and you may say that all the ducks in your mouth will fly away."

"Okay, okay, I have a crow's mouth, if you don't win, can you eat shit?"

"..." Fu Hang raised his hand to pinch his neck, "Fuck!"

Twenty minutes before the end of get out of class, Chen Bing took his school uniform and walked out of the court. Below was a high wall, separated by network cables.As soon as I got to the shade of the tree, I heard a movement.

A figure hangs from a high place, through the plastic net, Xiao Zhi looked at him: "How did you go?"

Obviously, he saw Chen Bing leaving from a distance, and came here to ask why.Chen Bing pointed to the canteen next to him, and before he could explain what he meant, a few strands of Xiao Zhi's damp black hair hung down to his ears, and his throat rolled: "You don't want to watch me fight?"

There was depression in his voice.

If you don't watch Bingbing, what's the use of playing handsomely?

"..."

Chen Bing couldn't bear it anymore, and bit the words into pieces: "I, go buy water for you."

Xiao Zhi's eyes were gloomy, but they suddenly brightened up.

Chen Bing felt tight in his chest, but there was no way to vent it, only a kind of sour-sweet helplessness: "I'll be right back."

Xiao Zhi's lips twitched into a smile: "Then I'll go."

It's so coaxing.

Like a silly white sweet.

Unable to tell whether he was more stupid than himself or himself, Chen Bing walked back, thinking that a place in his heart seemed to be burning, it was extremely hot.

The canteen sells relatively few things. Chen Bing hesitated for a while between energy drinks and mineral water, and finally chose a bottle to add salt, and walked back with it, feeling like a little girl delivering water to a boy she likes.

Back at the playground, the excitement on the steps did not diminish at all. Wen Wei was specially guarding the entrance. When he saw him, he turned around and shouted: "Brother Xiao, you can get serious!"

Xiao Zhi has played village-level health-preserving basketball in the past few minutes. After confirming that Chen Bing is here, it seems that nothing happened just now, and he has returned to a fighting state.

"..."

Chen Bing always felt that it would be cold to only wear a T-shirt, but the playground was in full swing, and the waves were higher than the waves. The presence of Xiao Zhi almost turned the audience upside down.

"Ah ah ah ah ah my brother Xiao is so handsome ah ah ah..."

"Damn it, is there such a dazzling existence in the world?"

Boys gag.

Wen Wei laughed directly: "The more you fight, the more coquettish you are. You are indeed the Peacock King of the Ninth High School. You are really desperate to attract your spouse."

"..."

Chen Bing clenched the water bottle tightly, unscrewed the cap, and there were thin layers of light in his eyes, focusing on Xiao Zhi's position.

After a long while, the glowing and hot body temporarily stopped exuding charm, panting, and came to Chen Bing's side, his dark eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, sweat rolled down his sharp jaw, and the skin on the side of his neck was stained. Slightly sweaty, the air-conditioning radiates out from under the long eyelashes that are curled inwardly, extremely loose and lazy, not in a good way.

"Water." Xiao Zhi said.

Chen Bing handed it over.

Xiao Zhi drank nearly half of the bottle in one go, and handed it back, like a spoiled king, with an arrogant tone: "Take it."

Then, return to his battlefield.

Five minutes before get out of class ended, Yang Feihong announced that he could go back to the classroom.For the basketball team, he thought he was stable enough to agree with Wen Wei's flag, and added an extra bet "can't win handstand and eat shit".

On the podium, Yang Feihong took a large triangle ruler to register the number of people: "What Teacher Lu means is that everyone should try not to overlap, sign up more, and use crowd tactics to make him the first in the total score. So everyone try to choose one event, sign up."

The classroom is not very satisfied: "Don't do this?"

"Aren't you stupid? Take part in activities and exercise, so you don't have to go to class."

"Really! Then I'll do it!"

The number of applicants doubled immediately.

Chen Bing turned the pen, indifferently, always uninterested.

There was a soft "click" in the ear, the stool was kicked lightly, Xiao Zhigang went to the bathroom and washed his face, his hair was wet, his straight nose was covered with water marks, he grabbed Chen Bing's shoulder and shook it lightly.

"I am back."

Chen Bing moved and let him in.

Xiao Zhi was obviously very hot, he opened the window, and his eyes were slightly squinted by the wind.

He sat down again, propped his chin with one hand, gently hooked Chen Bing's finger with wet fingertips: "Is there any paper?"

"..."

Chen Bing took out a box of Xinxianglian from the belly of the table and handed it over.

Xiao Zhi was obviously tired of opening the screen, but seeing that the paper did not move, he tilted his head and looked at Chen Bing deeply, licked his lips for a long time, folded his wrists and put his face on the table.

He began to tug on Chen Bing's school uniform cuff: "Bing Bing, wipe my sweat."

After speaking, he consciously closed his eyes.

"..."

Chen Bing looked sideways at him for a while.

What is this request?

But Xiao Zhi seems to be planning to get up on his stomach. He is full of heat, his eyebrows and eyes are dark, covered with damp strands of hair, his complexion is fairer than usual, and he can't hide the wildness of his eyebrows and eyes, but he completely shows the essence of his facial features. A similar foundation.

With a youthful look, lively and vigorous, but it is rare to show a smooth-haired look, pulling back his claws and teeth, waiting for Chen Bing's touch and comfort.

The carton in my hand began to feel uncomfortable.

Chen Bing waited for two or three seconds, and his cuffs were still gently grasped by his slender fingers.

Chen Bing took out a piece of paper, folded it in two, and gently stuck it to his forehead.

Slowly wipe away water marks and sweat drops.

Xiao Zhi seemed to be asleep, facing him, the corners of his lips slowly curved when the hair on his forehead that was quickly dried by the breeze brushed.

Then, with hot palms, he tightly grasped Chen Bing's wrist.

The author has something to say:

Ninth Middle School's Peacock King Classroom has started!

——If you want to flirt, flirt in front of your wife.

Showing off without being seen by my wife is like walking in brocade clothes at night.