why don't you laugh
Chapter 18 "Playing house, I will be a father, you will be a mother?"
Chen Bing was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say: "I'm a dog, what about you?"
"..."
The meaning in the words became somewhat ambiguous, Xiao Zhi was stunned for a second, and then the smile on the corners of his lips widened.
"Coincidentally, I like dogs best."
He didn't shy away from talking about this topic, but Chen Bing had nothing to do with him.
After a long silence, Chen Bing thought of something, and the corners of his lips raised a small arc.
Xiao Zhi: "?"
Chen Bing's expression tended to be nonchalant, and he said calmly: "Do you like dog licking?"
"........."
Finally getting back the game, Chen Bing felt relieved, and continued the topic just now: "Let's go, where to eat."
Xiao Zhi stared straight at him, and frowning slightly forbearance, with a gentlemanly attitude: "I think it's better for you to be hungry."
"..."
It should be said or not, quarreling is quarreling and eating is eating, two different things.Xiao Zhifei wanted to confuse them, Chen Bing became upset and kicked them up.
Xiao Zhi dodged and ran to the street, turned around, and expressed his disdain for his behavior: "Brother, a gentleman speaks but doesn't fight, don't think that you can be self-willed and reckless with me if you don't hit me because you are good-looking, please think about it a little bit." my mood."
"……you."
I felt very naive in my heart, but Chen Bing thought about it for two seconds, this person was too indebted, so he quickly followed.
Chen Bing is usually cold, rational and quiet, unlike other boys who are reckless and wild, so Xiao Zhi is not nervous when he sees him coming, but feels that the matter is over.She raised her hand to wrap his arms around his shoulder: "Let's go, what time is it—"
In the next second, Chen Bing punched his waist and abdomen.
"..."
Xiao Zhixin said that he had miscalculated, and licked his lower lip, "Can't you be gentle? You beat the whole town of Guanxi to death with three fists."
...Strange metaphor?
Chen Bing's face was expressionless, and the corners of his lips were originally tense, but he couldn't help but raise them slightly.
He was good-looking, his face was like a white jade soaked in water, his usually icy eyes were cold and seldom lively, but now he raised his lips slightly, his eyebrows and eyes were strangely warm.
The emotions in Xiao Zhi's eyes gradually became playful and complicated.
But he lowered his head, quickly covered it up, and said indifferently, "You still laugh when you scold me?"
"..."
Chen Bing couldn't laugh anymore.
He, true, real, good, angry, human.
Chen Bing adjusted his breathing and endured it for several seconds, unable to speak: "Don't be mad at me."
"Ok?"
Chen Bing: "I'm not in good health, what if I get angry with you."
Xiao Zhi pulled his arm, indicating the direction of the hotel, funny: "I think you are in good health, you were a short and thin kid in the first year of junior high school, and you just entered puberty, and now you are almost catching up with me."
What Chen Bing said was not what he meant.
Because of the uncertainty of the illness in his previous life, he never mentioned it once.
The temperature that had just risen thumped and extinguished, Chen Bing turned his eyes to look at the crowds running away, and his voice gradually became lower.
"It's actually not very good."
Xiao Zhi was about to cross the road, but stopped when he heard these words.
"What's wrong?" The voice was inexplicably a bit obscene, "Let my brother take a look?"
"..."
Chen Bing raised his leg to kick, but before he could make a move, he straightened his arms and shoulders tightly.In order not to bump into him, he could only be restrained, but the posture was more like holding him in his arms.
Xiao Zhi said, "Don't be impulsive."
Chen Bing adjusted his breathing: "I'm not impulsive."
Xiao Zhi: "Aren't you in poor health? What if you get angry?"
Chen Bing: "..."
Really, really want to, kick him.
The street light turned green, the two of them were entangled and panting, the heat came out through their clothes, Xiao Zhi stared at him: "I let go."
Chen Bing broke free, Xiao Zhi took two steps back to the side, but Chen Bing didn't intend to continue to strike.
Xiao Zhi smiled and said, "Let's go."
...I don't know how many times this kind of scene has happened since I was a child.
After fighting, we still have to go together.
There are very few shops open in the morning. After walking around for a long time, I stopped in front of a chicken pot. When I entered, the proprietress smiled and said, "You guys have a good start today."
Chen Bing has very little experience of eating chicken pot. When he looked down at the menu, he suddenly heard the glass door behind him being pushed open.
Afterwards, Xiao Zhi leaned over to look over, and involuntarily covered Chen Bing's face with a tissue, and said carefully, "Don't move around, bury your head, and don't lift it up."
Not knowing what he was fussing about again, Chen Bing opened it: "Are you sick?"
The sound was loud, and the middle-aged man passing by turned around.Lu Weimin was wearing a striped shirt and glasses, and was accompanied by his wife and children. He frowned when he heard the swear words, but he didn't expect it to be Chen Bing.
Chen Bing was stunned: "Teacher Lu."
Lu Weimin was more affectionate in life than in school, and raised his eyebrows: "Chen Bing, are you here for dinner? Are you still with Xiao Zhi? You two have a good relationship?"
I have a dislike for the word "good relationship", so Chen Bing didn't say anything for the time being.On the contrary, Xiao Zhi put his hand on his shoulder, and his voice was magnetic and casual: "It's not bad."
Lu Weimin smiled: "It's okay, then you have such a good role model by your side, you have to learn from him! Do you look at the usual test scores? The monthly test is imminent. It's not that you are not smart, it's just that you don't want to Learn. Start preparing now, and when the time comes, take the exam-"
He paused for a second, "It shouldn't be a problem to get the bottom 50 in the test."
"..."
"The military order will be taken down for you first, Xiao Zhi." Lu Weimin thought he was very fashionable, and said, "What is that sentence you young people like to say? Come on, Ollie?"
He was called back to the seat next to him by his wife.
It was a very unhappy meal.
Back at Wang Yueqiu's supermarket, the vegetables and meat are fragrant, and the food here is also ready on the table.
Wang Yueqiu sighed with emotion about the past, and also mentioned Xiao Zhi's academic performance, and said sadly: "I remember that he studied very well in junior high school, and he still got full marks in the exam every day."
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "The difficulty of the questions in high school is different from that in junior high school."
Wang Yueqiu said: "The questions are different, but no matter how difficult it is, you have to study hard and strive to get good grades in the exam. Getting No.1 will make me look good."
Xiao Zhi said: "Then Aunt Wang, why don't you work hard to sell and get the No. 1 selling volume in a small supermarket on Dajin Street, which will also make me look good?"
Wang Yueqiu was stunned: "...you!"
Xiao Zhi picked up chopstick fish for her, and said with a smile: "Besides, I'm so handsome, isn't it good enough for you?"
Wang Yueqiu had no choice but to say, "You must be poor."
Chen Bing remembered Xiao Zhi's usual test paper.
He is not a scumbag who has the courage to fight against fate. Those honest people have a bottom line, unless they really can't write, they usually don't.But Xiao Zhi didn't play with these empty-headed things at all, and directly took the test with 0 points, filled in randomly, and treated the results like dung.
So until now Chen Bing has not figured out his details.
How bad is it?The scumbags are also divided into three, six, and nine grades.
It was almost two o'clock in the afternoon when we got home, Xiao Zhi was just eating when someone urged him to play games, he went back to the sofa and got online.
Chen Bing: "Do you play games?"
"what?"
"Then what do I do?"
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows in a funny way, he couldn't say he was impatient, but he just felt puzzled: "Do you still want me to play with you? I'll be the father and you will be the mother?"
"........."
Chen Bing: "That's not what I meant."
"Then you can find something to pass the time by yourself."
After speaking, he clicked into the game, not planning to take care of the little guests at home.
Chen Bing always felt that he was a little deliberate.
Ever since he left Wang Yueqiu's supermarket, he probably didn't want to start making noise about his studies, so he seemed particularly rebellious.
hateful.
Chen Bing pursed his lower lip and said, "Let me borrow your charger."
Xiao Zhi opened the drawer and dug out the contents.
Chen Bing took it and went to Xiao Zhi's room. There was a desk, found a pen and scratch paper, and searched for the real questions of the physics competition.
He temporarily put it down after winning the prize in the sophomore competition before rebirth, but now he picks it up again, and he still needs to prepare seriously.
After writing the questions and calculating all afternoon, my shoulders were slightly sore.
Chen Bing put down his pen and heard a voice outside the door.
Xiao Ruo sat in front of the tea table with a pen in her hand and did her homework seriously. If there was something she didn't know, she poked Xiao Zhi's leg: "Brother, teach me."
Mathematics, Xiao Zhi stopped to play and took the test paper, after thinking about it, he began to talk about his ideas.
Wen Wei yelled through the loudspeaker: "Brother Xiao, you've got the five on the opposite side, why don't you run away?!"
"..."
The screen goes black.The resurrection came just long enough for him to speak clearly.
Chen Bing remembered what Lu Weimin said.It's not that he's not smart, he just doesn't want to learn.
Lao Xiao and Yang Wanzhou both graduated from prestigious schools, and took the first pot of gold from their families to help the company to be the first-line.And Yang Wanzhou comes from a scholarly family, and her genes are not bad.Xiao Zhi pursued quality education, and was thrown into the advanced interest class to learn piano, skiing, and French, and he probably wanted to teach him a gentle and elegant young man.
He even plays the violin.
...But now, the road has become completely wild, and the narrow road has been taken.
There was a sound at the door.
When Xiao Zhi saw him, he immediately withdrew his body: "Let Brother Bing teach you, he is more professional."
Xiao Ruo: "Oh."
Pass the test paper to Chen Bing.After this day and night, her resistance to Chen Bing became less intense.
Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and continued to play the game. He talked a lot, but his expression was very calm and rational.Observing the overall situation from the field of vision, clasp the slender fingers on the edge of the fuselage, stick out from time to time and tap lightly, playing in an orderly manner.
The game is full of ghosts.
After Chen Bing finished speaking, he felt a little hungry, so he asked, "Are you going to eat at Aunt Wang's house tonight?"
"She's busy in the shop, and she's very tired from making a meal at noon, so she'll eat at home in the evening." Xiao Zhi still kept his eyes on the screen as he said this, as if he was hitting the fierce point.
Chen Bing thought of the empty refrigerator, and was silent for two seconds: "...Is there anything to eat at home?"
Overthrow the opposite crystal.
Xiao Zhi turned off the phone as if nothing had happened, and stood up: "Go buy it now."
Xiao Ruo wiped the rolled surface with an eraser: "Wait, I'm going."
After finishing speaking, he quickly ran to the door to put on his shoes.
Xiao Zhi didn't think it was necessary: "Xiao Ruo, otherwise you'll stay at home, Chen Bing and I will go there."
Xiao Ruo was stunned for two seconds, then shook her head desperately: "No, no! I want to go together, I dare not be alone at home."
"..."
Xiao Zhi seemed to want to say something, but with lowered eyelids, he didn't say anything.
"Let's go."
Chen Bing looked at it for a while, and felt a little strange in his heart. He could understand Brother Xiao Ruonian, but it seemed strange that he was so afraid of being alone at home.
"..."
The meaning in the words became somewhat ambiguous, Xiao Zhi was stunned for a second, and then the smile on the corners of his lips widened.
"Coincidentally, I like dogs best."
He didn't shy away from talking about this topic, but Chen Bing had nothing to do with him.
After a long silence, Chen Bing thought of something, and the corners of his lips raised a small arc.
Xiao Zhi: "?"
Chen Bing's expression tended to be nonchalant, and he said calmly: "Do you like dog licking?"
"........."
Finally getting back the game, Chen Bing felt relieved, and continued the topic just now: "Let's go, where to eat."
Xiao Zhi stared straight at him, and frowning slightly forbearance, with a gentlemanly attitude: "I think it's better for you to be hungry."
"..."
It should be said or not, quarreling is quarreling and eating is eating, two different things.Xiao Zhifei wanted to confuse them, Chen Bing became upset and kicked them up.
Xiao Zhi dodged and ran to the street, turned around, and expressed his disdain for his behavior: "Brother, a gentleman speaks but doesn't fight, don't think that you can be self-willed and reckless with me if you don't hit me because you are good-looking, please think about it a little bit." my mood."
"……you."
I felt very naive in my heart, but Chen Bing thought about it for two seconds, this person was too indebted, so he quickly followed.
Chen Bing is usually cold, rational and quiet, unlike other boys who are reckless and wild, so Xiao Zhi is not nervous when he sees him coming, but feels that the matter is over.She raised her hand to wrap his arms around his shoulder: "Let's go, what time is it—"
In the next second, Chen Bing punched his waist and abdomen.
"..."
Xiao Zhixin said that he had miscalculated, and licked his lower lip, "Can't you be gentle? You beat the whole town of Guanxi to death with three fists."
...Strange metaphor?
Chen Bing's face was expressionless, and the corners of his lips were originally tense, but he couldn't help but raise them slightly.
He was good-looking, his face was like a white jade soaked in water, his usually icy eyes were cold and seldom lively, but now he raised his lips slightly, his eyebrows and eyes were strangely warm.
The emotions in Xiao Zhi's eyes gradually became playful and complicated.
But he lowered his head, quickly covered it up, and said indifferently, "You still laugh when you scold me?"
"..."
Chen Bing couldn't laugh anymore.
He, true, real, good, angry, human.
Chen Bing adjusted his breathing and endured it for several seconds, unable to speak: "Don't be mad at me."
"Ok?"
Chen Bing: "I'm not in good health, what if I get angry with you."
Xiao Zhi pulled his arm, indicating the direction of the hotel, funny: "I think you are in good health, you were a short and thin kid in the first year of junior high school, and you just entered puberty, and now you are almost catching up with me."
What Chen Bing said was not what he meant.
Because of the uncertainty of the illness in his previous life, he never mentioned it once.
The temperature that had just risen thumped and extinguished, Chen Bing turned his eyes to look at the crowds running away, and his voice gradually became lower.
"It's actually not very good."
Xiao Zhi was about to cross the road, but stopped when he heard these words.
"What's wrong?" The voice was inexplicably a bit obscene, "Let my brother take a look?"
"..."
Chen Bing raised his leg to kick, but before he could make a move, he straightened his arms and shoulders tightly.In order not to bump into him, he could only be restrained, but the posture was more like holding him in his arms.
Xiao Zhi said, "Don't be impulsive."
Chen Bing adjusted his breathing: "I'm not impulsive."
Xiao Zhi: "Aren't you in poor health? What if you get angry?"
Chen Bing: "..."
Really, really want to, kick him.
The street light turned green, the two of them were entangled and panting, the heat came out through their clothes, Xiao Zhi stared at him: "I let go."
Chen Bing broke free, Xiao Zhi took two steps back to the side, but Chen Bing didn't intend to continue to strike.
Xiao Zhi smiled and said, "Let's go."
...I don't know how many times this kind of scene has happened since I was a child.
After fighting, we still have to go together.
There are very few shops open in the morning. After walking around for a long time, I stopped in front of a chicken pot. When I entered, the proprietress smiled and said, "You guys have a good start today."
Chen Bing has very little experience of eating chicken pot. When he looked down at the menu, he suddenly heard the glass door behind him being pushed open.
Afterwards, Xiao Zhi leaned over to look over, and involuntarily covered Chen Bing's face with a tissue, and said carefully, "Don't move around, bury your head, and don't lift it up."
Not knowing what he was fussing about again, Chen Bing opened it: "Are you sick?"
The sound was loud, and the middle-aged man passing by turned around.Lu Weimin was wearing a striped shirt and glasses, and was accompanied by his wife and children. He frowned when he heard the swear words, but he didn't expect it to be Chen Bing.
Chen Bing was stunned: "Teacher Lu."
Lu Weimin was more affectionate in life than in school, and raised his eyebrows: "Chen Bing, are you here for dinner? Are you still with Xiao Zhi? You two have a good relationship?"
I have a dislike for the word "good relationship", so Chen Bing didn't say anything for the time being.On the contrary, Xiao Zhi put his hand on his shoulder, and his voice was magnetic and casual: "It's not bad."
Lu Weimin smiled: "It's okay, then you have such a good role model by your side, you have to learn from him! Do you look at the usual test scores? The monthly test is imminent. It's not that you are not smart, it's just that you don't want to Learn. Start preparing now, and when the time comes, take the exam-"
He paused for a second, "It shouldn't be a problem to get the bottom 50 in the test."
"..."
"The military order will be taken down for you first, Xiao Zhi." Lu Weimin thought he was very fashionable, and said, "What is that sentence you young people like to say? Come on, Ollie?"
He was called back to the seat next to him by his wife.
It was a very unhappy meal.
Back at Wang Yueqiu's supermarket, the vegetables and meat are fragrant, and the food here is also ready on the table.
Wang Yueqiu sighed with emotion about the past, and also mentioned Xiao Zhi's academic performance, and said sadly: "I remember that he studied very well in junior high school, and he still got full marks in the exam every day."
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "The difficulty of the questions in high school is different from that in junior high school."
Wang Yueqiu said: "The questions are different, but no matter how difficult it is, you have to study hard and strive to get good grades in the exam. Getting No.1 will make me look good."
Xiao Zhi said: "Then Aunt Wang, why don't you work hard to sell and get the No. 1 selling volume in a small supermarket on Dajin Street, which will also make me look good?"
Wang Yueqiu was stunned: "...you!"
Xiao Zhi picked up chopstick fish for her, and said with a smile: "Besides, I'm so handsome, isn't it good enough for you?"
Wang Yueqiu had no choice but to say, "You must be poor."
Chen Bing remembered Xiao Zhi's usual test paper.
He is not a scumbag who has the courage to fight against fate. Those honest people have a bottom line, unless they really can't write, they usually don't.But Xiao Zhi didn't play with these empty-headed things at all, and directly took the test with 0 points, filled in randomly, and treated the results like dung.
So until now Chen Bing has not figured out his details.
How bad is it?The scumbags are also divided into three, six, and nine grades.
It was almost two o'clock in the afternoon when we got home, Xiao Zhi was just eating when someone urged him to play games, he went back to the sofa and got online.
Chen Bing: "Do you play games?"
"what?"
"Then what do I do?"
Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows in a funny way, he couldn't say he was impatient, but he just felt puzzled: "Do you still want me to play with you? I'll be the father and you will be the mother?"
"........."
Chen Bing: "That's not what I meant."
"Then you can find something to pass the time by yourself."
After speaking, he clicked into the game, not planning to take care of the little guests at home.
Chen Bing always felt that he was a little deliberate.
Ever since he left Wang Yueqiu's supermarket, he probably didn't want to start making noise about his studies, so he seemed particularly rebellious.
hateful.
Chen Bing pursed his lower lip and said, "Let me borrow your charger."
Xiao Zhi opened the drawer and dug out the contents.
Chen Bing took it and went to Xiao Zhi's room. There was a desk, found a pen and scratch paper, and searched for the real questions of the physics competition.
He temporarily put it down after winning the prize in the sophomore competition before rebirth, but now he picks it up again, and he still needs to prepare seriously.
After writing the questions and calculating all afternoon, my shoulders were slightly sore.
Chen Bing put down his pen and heard a voice outside the door.
Xiao Ruo sat in front of the tea table with a pen in her hand and did her homework seriously. If there was something she didn't know, she poked Xiao Zhi's leg: "Brother, teach me."
Mathematics, Xiao Zhi stopped to play and took the test paper, after thinking about it, he began to talk about his ideas.
Wen Wei yelled through the loudspeaker: "Brother Xiao, you've got the five on the opposite side, why don't you run away?!"
"..."
The screen goes black.The resurrection came just long enough for him to speak clearly.
Chen Bing remembered what Lu Weimin said.It's not that he's not smart, he just doesn't want to learn.
Lao Xiao and Yang Wanzhou both graduated from prestigious schools, and took the first pot of gold from their families to help the company to be the first-line.And Yang Wanzhou comes from a scholarly family, and her genes are not bad.Xiao Zhi pursued quality education, and was thrown into the advanced interest class to learn piano, skiing, and French, and he probably wanted to teach him a gentle and elegant young man.
He even plays the violin.
...But now, the road has become completely wild, and the narrow road has been taken.
There was a sound at the door.
When Xiao Zhi saw him, he immediately withdrew his body: "Let Brother Bing teach you, he is more professional."
Xiao Ruo: "Oh."
Pass the test paper to Chen Bing.After this day and night, her resistance to Chen Bing became less intense.
Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and continued to play the game. He talked a lot, but his expression was very calm and rational.Observing the overall situation from the field of vision, clasp the slender fingers on the edge of the fuselage, stick out from time to time and tap lightly, playing in an orderly manner.
The game is full of ghosts.
After Chen Bing finished speaking, he felt a little hungry, so he asked, "Are you going to eat at Aunt Wang's house tonight?"
"She's busy in the shop, and she's very tired from making a meal at noon, so she'll eat at home in the evening." Xiao Zhi still kept his eyes on the screen as he said this, as if he was hitting the fierce point.
Chen Bing thought of the empty refrigerator, and was silent for two seconds: "...Is there anything to eat at home?"
Overthrow the opposite crystal.
Xiao Zhi turned off the phone as if nothing had happened, and stood up: "Go buy it now."
Xiao Ruo wiped the rolled surface with an eraser: "Wait, I'm going."
After finishing speaking, he quickly ran to the door to put on his shoes.
Xiao Zhi didn't think it was necessary: "Xiao Ruo, otherwise you'll stay at home, Chen Bing and I will go there."
Xiao Ruo was stunned for two seconds, then shook her head desperately: "No, no! I want to go together, I dare not be alone at home."
"..."
Xiao Zhi seemed to want to say something, but with lowered eyelids, he didn't say anything.
"Let's go."
Chen Bing looked at it for a while, and felt a little strange in his heart. He could understand Brother Xiao Ruonian, but it seemed strange that he was so afraid of being alone at home.
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