Raising the coffin to make a fortune [travel]

"Know it and still block my way?"

Yu Liangwan obviously had no patience for a judge of Cui Yu's level, and his words were not too polite.

"Gui Xi, the four judges are the gates in front of the Hall of Ten Kings, and what they are doing is blocking the way, don't be presumptuous."

Cui Yu was born as the head of civil servants, and he has integrity in speaking and doing things. Although half of his official robes were asked to be burned, he still has a somewhat mighty and indomitable character.

"Get in the way? If you can get in the way, then you're a dog..."

Wan Baylor groaned, and stretched out his hand to pull him. Cui Yu was originally a civil servant, a talented scholar who was born in the cold window of ten years, and he couldn't bear the physical strength. He staggered when he squeezed him. shape, so that he did not fall into the river of forgetfulness.

"Guixi, don't be presumptuous!"

The person who came was a man with a clean face, although he was dressed as a judge, his grade seemed to be much higher than that of Cui Yu. Now he saw his colleagues being beaten, but he did not forget to be sarcastic and sarcasm at the same time. He said a few words: "Cui Yu, why do you have to force yourself to stand out, you little boy?"

Cui Yu held on to the railing to barely stand still, and was not angry with the man, so he muttered: "Youcanyouup, no, don't bibi."

Wan Beile squinted his eyes and looked at the good friend who came to help Cui Yu. He felt very familiar, as if he had seen it several times somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"My lady..."

Suhang tugged at the lapel behind him: "He is Mr. Wei Xiang, Wei Zheng." While waving at Wei Xiang, with a familiar smile, he said: "Hey, we can be regarded as a system. It has been a long time I'm gone."

"What kind of system?" Wan Baylor quietly turned around and asked Su Hang.

"It's full of familiarity, it's all mirrors, and people are the mirror. After he was expropriated by the underworld, his master still cried at him and said, "Using copper as a mirror, you can straighten your clothes; using ancient times as a mirror, you can know the ups and downs; use people as the mirror." Mirrors can tell gains and losses. I always keep these three mirrors to prevent my own mistakes. Now that Wei Zheng has passed away, one mirror has died.'”

This is all right?What a twist.Wan Baylor stripped Suhang from his trouser belt, turned around and waved his hands, "Wei Zheng, what kind of authority are you pretending to be with me? I'm your uncle. Is your Lingyan Pavilion in the hands of my partner, Jin Wenling?" Are you working down there?"

Thanks to Jin Wenling and Yu Taifu both mentioned to themselves before, the souls of loyal ministers and good generals throughout the ages do not enter reincarnation, and guard the reigning emperor and prime minister forever. After the abolition of the imperial system, these people were so idle that they surrendered to him.

Xiangye Wei blushed, and almost forgot that this guy had the title of active queen before, so he flicked his sleeves angrily, and retreated aside with the crumbling Judge Cui.

Wan Baylor was very proud of passing two levels in a row, swaggered and continued to move forward. When he met the third judge, he barely held back and vomited out all the food from the previous night.

"Damn it, when did your underworld hire foreign aid? You look so small, even if you say you are a foreigner, they look down on you. It's the rhythm of et..."

"Master..." Seeing the man, Suhang hid behind Wanbeile tremblingly and tugged at his arm.

"This is Zhong Kui. He is very fierce. Because of his previous life, he was disqualified by the emperor when he participated in the official ape physical examination. He was not reconciled, and he had no money to go to Smecta, so he touched the pillar and died. The result is here. After being admitted to the official ape system, I don’t know why the taste is much stronger. I like to catch some ghosts, foxes and monsters to cook hot pot at home. I, I, I can’t help you..."

After the mirror demon finished speaking, it shrunk down very quickly, and it didn't know which pocket of Wan Baylor's trousers it hid in.

"Is it okay?" Empress Wan carefully looked at the face at the scene of the car accident in front of her. Zhong Kui seemed to have just finished eating, and she was still holding a ghost claw in her hand. twitching.

Wan Baylor glanced at it. This appearance and this hobby made him very regretful that he ate a few more braised pork with chopsticks yesterday, and felt nauseated and retched a few times.

"Ma'am, are you pregnant with Dragonborn?"

Suhang appeared out of nowhere, and was no longer afraid of Zhong Kui. He loyally supported the head mistress and yelled at Zhong Kui.

"I warn you, if you dare to do something, you will die twice."

"Two lives, you're paralyzed!" Wan Baylor stretched out his hand and pushed Su Hang, beckoned to Zhong Kui, walked forward enthusiastically, whispered a few words with lowered eyebrows, and pulled Suhang from his pocket again. Li pulled out a business card and handed it to him.

Zhong Kui looked at the business card, and asked a few words in Wan Baylor's ear. Su Hang stared at them, thinking he was dazzled, and always felt that a few red clouds flew up on that miserable face, faintly Showed a shy smile.

After dismissing the three judges, Suhang Yigulu got up from the ground and ran over to pester his master with questions.

"Your Majesty is indeed a strange man in charge of the Phoenix Seal of the Six Palaces. She dismissed three judges in a few words, but what did you say to Zhong Kui just now, to defeat the enemy with one move?"

"Hey, didn't you introduce me to a plastic surgeon last time? I thought about taking time off to bury a protein thread after my 20th birthday. I agreed to give me a [-]% discount. I gave the discount card to Lao Zhong. , he promised to escort us when we retreat later.”

Desperate, desperate for this face-seeking world... Suhang thought silently in his heart, and at the same time he was very glad that he picked up a pair of pretty boys.

……

Wanbeile walked forward boldly, and about halfway through the entire Naihe Bridge, another small pavilion appeared.

"Are the toll booths here a little denser?"

"Tell me back, isn't the smog serious recently? The higher ups are stepping up efforts to ban feudal superstition activities, such as setting off fireworks and burning paper. They are all in the stage of being suppressed. At this time, there is nothing wrong with Hades generating income privately. Don't worry. , I have to burn enough money to dare to come here." Suhang said, and squeezed his own purse, which was bulging.

"Oh." Seeing that there was enough money, Wan Baylor stretched out his chest and walked forward swaggeringly, but when they got closer, they realized that this small pavilion was not a toll booth at all, but a erotic shop with a sideburn. Ruyin's grandmother was making soup there, and a few ghosts were sitting scattered in the scattered seats, burying their heads in their meals. On the flagpole of the pavilion was a banner with big characters "Meng Poer's Soup" written on it.

"Native products." Wan Baylor was really hungry after walking for half a day, and planned to go into the Er Huan shop to rest for a while, but Meng Po'er came out to greet him, and when she saw him, her old face changed color with fright, and copied He picked up the soup pot and ran away without touching the ground. The master and servant were stunned. Don't look at the little foot detective team. Bolt would be pissed off when he ran, and Gatlin would not be allowed...

"Hey, grandma, don't run away, I'm not a good person!... A bad person!"

Wan Baylor was so excited that he told the truth.

"Pull it down!" Meng Po'er took the soup pot and ran to the opposite side of the flower in one breath, and then she was relieved and turned her head to shout to him.

"Who doesn't know that your ghost seal is the city manager of the underworld. My wife and widow are unemployed. I sell soup to supplement the family. What's bothering you? Oh my god, the people are struggling to make a living..." Meng Po'er just sat down on the flower on the other side Howled dryly.

"Oh, by the way, I remembered my master. Last time you threw a raft and blew up the puppet world. Didn't Meng Po'er get involved in the River of Forgetfulness by He Xiao? I guess your brain is not working well, but you, the city manager of the underworld The name has made a lot of noise..."

Wan Baylor was upset by howling at the woman, and waved his hand to signal him to stop, so he found a comfortable seat in the pavilion and sat down. High-energy early warning, non-combatants all accosted and evacuated from the battle scene one after another.

"Hush." ​​Wan Baylor hissed at Su Hang who was still chattering, squinted his eyes and looked at the small private room separated by a carved screen, and there was a calm man sitting beside him. Looking at a book boy with peach blossom eyes, pouring wine and vegetables for him there.

"See? That's the master."

Suhang was immediately discouraged, and hid behind the empress empress, not daring to say any more gossip.

The man in brocade clothes and jade belt had a few drinks and waved his hand at the book boy. The man was so understanding, he walked to Sanzu's side lightly and lightly smiled and said: "Our master invites the guests here to go to the private room. Sit down, say it's just a mess, it's not worthy of a nobleman."

"cucumber!?"

Suhang jumped out all of a sudden, hugged the boy, and looked him up and down.

"Emma, ​​big brother, why are you here?"

The young man named Hu Gua broke his kung fu all at once, broke his throat with an accent outside the customs, and successfully recognized his relatives without integrity.

"How is my old aunt, you have nothing to do in Yangjian, so you have time to pay me a visit."

"That can't be wrong, your old aunt is my old aunt, ghosts, foxes, fairies and monsters are all relatives."

"Cough cough..."

The masters on both sides had a good understanding and coughed almost at the same time, interrupting the good friends who had successfully recognized their relatives, and the two goblins died down.

Wan Belle calmly followed Hu Gua into the private room, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a young man wearing a scarlet official gown and black gauze on his head, who was different from the sour demeanor of the judges just now. , this man looks honest and kind, he should be a military commander by visual inspection, and his style is also his duty, which complements his noble demeanor with his whole body, and he is kind to look at.

Seeing him coming in, the man quickly stood up and shook hands with him warmly.

"Are you new here? Why didn't I see you when I used to work here."

The man nodded and said with a smile, "It was signed in the last year of the Northern Song Dynasty, only in 888."

He shook Wan Baylor's hand and introduced himself: "My surname is Lu, Lu Han."

"Oh, hello, my name is Wu Yifan."

Suhang: "..."

cucumber:"……"