The president called me my wife after losing his memory

Ji Li didn't bother to talk to him, and wanted to go into the room to sleep after brushing her teeth.

In the end, Zhao Ying blocked him in the bathroom and refused to let him go out.

"Say it! What conspiracy do you have! Who sent you here?"

Ji Li sighed, and seeing his expression that he would never enter the house unless he revealed a terrifying conspiracy, he replied: "I am Ji Li himself."

"Really?" Zhao Ying was skeptical, and moved his face closer to take a closer look: "Can you prove it?"

It's so funny that one day, he actually wants to prove that he is himself.

Ji Li gritted her teeth, and squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth:

"There is an ID card in the house, do you want to see it?"

"Then don't play tricks!" Zhao Ying still had a strong sense of defense, looked at Ji Li vigilantly, and put his hand on his arm, so he felt relieved.

Ji Li wanted to kick him a few times, trying to break free from his shackles, but this guy was very strong, and after drinking too much, he looked like a mentally retarded person.

After carefully looking at Ji Li's ID card and listening to him recite the ID number twice, Zhao Ying finally believed that he was Ji Li himself.

"Wife—"

Zhao Ying hugged him in a bear hug, and was very excited: "Honey! Why did you come to my room! You are still dressed so sexy, are you not angry with me? Could it be that I am dreaming? "As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pinched lightly on his thigh.

After drinking too much, people's senses are paralyzed by alcohol and become a little dull. In addition, he is afraid of pain and is reluctant to do anything to himself, so the strength of this pinch is similar to that of a light pinch, and it doesn't hurt at all.

"I'm really dreaming." Zhao Ying came to the conclusion, rubbing his head on Ji Li's shoulder vigorously, and sighed: "This dream is so real, even the scent after taking a bath is so real."

"Huh!" Ji Li snorted, and then pinched his face hard. The pain made him burst into tears. The pain made Zhao Ying realize that this was not a dream, although he didn't know why it was supposed to be. Why did Ji Li, who was angry with him, suddenly appear in his room, but, who cares why, he came by himself, so he can't be blamed for being unable to restrain his impulse.

Thinking of this, Zhao Ying moved quickly and pressed Ji Li on the bed, then grabbed the tie beside him and tied it to Ji Li's wrist.

Even though Zhao Ying drank too much, his hand skills are quite nimble, the way of tying people is extremely skilled, the buttons are tied very well, the two sides of the bow are very symmetrical, and the more he struggles, the tighter the buttons are, it is very particular at first glance. .

Ji Li narrowed her eyes, something is wrong with this person, really something is wrong! !

"Zhao Ying, let me tell you, calm down! Our book is a book that is very consistent with the core values ​​of socialism and promotes positive energy! Don't do some weird things to put this book in the public eye. The edge of the lock! It’s still too late for you to let me go, I don’t want you to be charged with the crime of starting with the strong word! You will be caught!”

Seeing Zhao Ying tied his hands and threw them on the bed, and then pressed himself up again, Ji Li sensed a hint of danger. He tightened his ass, feeling that things were going in a strange direction.

"Zhao Ying, let me go, don't be impulsive, and do something that makes you and me unhappy!"

Of course, it is also possible that Zhao Ying is happy but he is not. No matter what, he has already made up his mind. If Zhao Ying dares to force himself, he will never say a word to him, let alone forgive him.

However, Zhao Ying couldn't listen anymore, hugged Ji Li's body, pressed his hands on top of his head, and simply sat on his lap to suppress his restless legs.

"I won't let go! If you let go, you will run away! You have to listen to my explanation. We have been arguing for so long, and you haven't given me a chance to explain to you. You are wrong. This is an act of delaying the plot and needs to be condemned. " Zhao Ying said.

"Uncle Ji, tell me," Junzi didn't flick his tears lightly, but he didn't get to the point where he was sad, he cried while talking, "How did we become like this?"

"Why did we become like this, don't I want to ask you?" Ji Li's face turned black, and his posture at this time was extremely shameful, very much like the gesture of forced love by the bosses in the literature of the boss, Ji Li snorted He let out a sound, gritted his back molars, and made a firm note in his heart.

"No," Zhao Ying became even more sad when he heard this, tears fell, and happened to hit Ji Li's bare skin: "We shouldn't be like this..."

The more he talked, the more sad he became, and finally became, crying while calling Ji Li's name.

"Uncle Ji... woo woo..."

"..."

Same as mourning.

Ji Li almost suspected that he had died young, so his face became even darker:

"Speak well, I'm not dead yet, wait until I die and you cry like this again!"

"Uncle Ji, listen to me, don't you think I'm unreliable, I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you everything about me from childhood to adulthood..."

So, Zhao Ying held Ji Li in his arms, and in a posture of a domineering president forcing love, he talked about his past experience all night, from skipping a grade in the first grade of elementary school to how many points he scored in the college entrance examination, what clubs he joined in college; Trick him into going to the bar for the first time and talk about how he met him in the office half a year ago, who he met for the first time, and when the last time he peed his pants, everything in detail, equivalent to a 50-word novel novella.

Several times, Ji Li was about to fall asleep, but woke up again from the dream.

He understands the truth, but can Zhao Ying change his posture and talk about his nonsense?

This pose is not for telling a story!

It makes people feel... very dangerous, and always want to think about strange places!

The next day, Liu Ting met his dear Mr. Ji in the lobby. According to reliable sources, Mr. Zhao's ambiguous cry rang out all night in Mr. Ji's room, and Mr. Ji slammed "1" for real!He is very proud to be an employee!Enduring the pain in his back, Liu Ting walked over, grinning: "President Ji, you look very tired, did you not have a good rest yesterday?"

It's not that I didn't rest well, I didn't sleep at all yesterday.

Ji Li sized up his assistant with dark circles under his eyes, and the other side straightened his back deliberately to cover up the fact that his back was hurting, Ji Li clicked his tongue.

Young man, he still wants to hide it.

Ji Li smiled meaningfully: "It's not bad, I'm better than you."

There were still a few days left in the holiday, so Ji Li stopped by and went home. When she returned, she called ahead of time, but Yuan Mei asked to meet Ji Li's "little boyfriend" by name.

My little boyfriend, he broke up.

Ji Li glanced at Zhao Ying who was nodding his head like pounding garlic beside him, clicked his lips, and wanted to refuse.

"Auntie, I'm going! I'm going!" Zhao Ying shouted into the microphone, very energetic.After sleeping all morning and only getting up in the afternoon, he didn't know that the employees of Ji Li's company attributed this phenomenon to Ji always being a fierce one, but wanted to see Yuan Mei so that she could help persuade Ji Li.

"Oh, Xiao Ying is right next to you, it's such a good relationship." Yuan Mei was very pleased.

Well, we all broke up.

"Then Auntie is waiting for you two to come back at home. What do you want to eat? Tell me, and I will make it for you."

Just as Ji Li was about to explain to her mother, she interrupted her. Yuan Mei seemed to be looking forward to this meeting.

Hanging up the phone, Ji Li sighed, but Zhao Ying desperately shook his arm: "Uncle Ji, you don't want Auntie to be sad, you just take me home."

As she spoke, she winked at him playfully. Although Zhao Ying had dark circles under his eyes due to staying up late yesterday, it didn't affect his cuteness when he was coquettish and cute.

Forget it, just take him back.

Ji Li sighed, feeling that the whole world was helping Zhao Ying to attack him.

Yuan Mei was very happy when she saw Zhao Ying, she dragged him to see the new rabbit that had cubs in her yard, completely leaving Ji Li aside.

Ji Li looked at the two of them standing outside the fence, feeding the rabbit with cabbage leaves, Yuan Mei also carried a pure white rabbit into Zhao Ying's arms, Zhao Ying held the rabbit carefully, not even daring to move It took a while to get used to it before stroking the rabbit's head.The rabbit's ears twitched, which seemed to give him a response, and both he and Yuan Mei smiled happily.

The sun was shining on them, and the picture was very happy, Ji Li shook his head, and couldn't care less about complaining about his mother leaving his own son aside.

After playing with the rabbits for a long time, Yuan Meicai dragged Zhao Ying into the house. Seeing Ji Li sitting on the sofa eating an apple, she patted him: "You child, you don't even know how to give Xiao Ying one to eat."

???

Mom, I am your real son.

People say that mother should be annoyed after staying at home for two days, but he is annoyed after not even staying for two hours?

He glanced at Zhao Ying, and found that Zhao Ying was obediently supporting Yuan Mei, pure and innocent like a little white flower.

"It's okay, Auntie, you're welcome, Ji Li has been driving all the way, she's too tired, she should take a good rest."

"You are really sensible." Yuan Mei boasted.

Nonsence!

Ji Li rolled her eyes, feeling the strong tea fragrance in the air.

Zhao Ying helped Yuan Mei to sit on the sofa, and then went to the kitchen, not knowing what to do.

Looking at his mother's Lafayette-like treatment, Ji Li resisted the urge to complain.

Mom, you are still young and don't need help yet.

Seeing Zhao Ying go to the kitchen, Yuan Mei whispered a private word to her son. The content of what she said was rather special and private. She hesitated for a long time before opening her mouth intermittently. She shouldn't have said this. , but who made her be a mother and a father by herself.

"Xiao Li..." She coughed again, "Mom knows that you have always been a clean and self-sufficient child, and you have been holding back for a long time, but... you must be restrained in everything you do, and you must not be careless..."

"Mom, what exactly do you want to say?" Ji Li was stunned, a little confused, and couldn't find the point that his mother wanted to express after going around.

"That's right..." Yuan Mei's face turned red, she hesitated for a long time before she said straightly: "Just don't bully Zhao Ying all the time, you see how tired you are for others, how haggard you are."

……

oh!My dear mother, you are mistaken!

Not to mention that I have broken up with him now, even if we didn't break up, it was he tormenting me, not me tormenting him!

Ji Li opened his mouth, unable to express his grievances.

This can be regarded as a beautiful misunderstanding.That being the case, let my mother continue to misunderstand.

So, in the end, he just nodded and said silently: "I see."