The president called me my wife after losing his memory

"Yo~ You are so kind to my cousin, but you treat my younger brother with a nose or an eye."

After sending Ji Wei out of the house, Ji Yan stood at Ji Li's door, sneering with his mouth curled up.

"Didn't you find that by yourself?" Ji Li snorted:

"Besides, why did I treat you badly? Didn't I transfer 2000 yuan to you just now?"

"That's what I earned from my labor, and you should pay for it."

Ji Yan has always been thicker-skinned than the city wall, he leaned over to Ji Li, and asked mysteriously:

"Did Brother Zhao Ying look for you today?"

Ji Li didn't bother to talk to him, and heard him ask again:

"Are you and brother Zhao Ying dating?"

Ji Li was very glad that he was not drinking water at this time, otherwise he would have been choked to death by the words of this stinky brat. He stretched out his hand and poked his brother's head vigorously:

"You brat with no hair yet, do you know what falling in love is?"

Ji Yan clicked his lips, looked at his brother's flustered face, and almost had the answer in his heart:

"Let me just say yes, if you two don't talk about it, I'll do it. I don't know if Brother Zhao Ying likes Nianxia or not..."

"What year? What kind of mess? You don't study hard every day, and you only think about these useless things in your head?"

Ji Li wished to beat him hard, so that he could wake up and study hard.

"How can this be useless?"

Ji Yan curled his lips, plausibly speaking:

"Finding a suitable partner to spend the rest of your life with is an important event. Just look at our mother. Why is she living so miserable? Isn't it because she was blind and married your father! So, we can all learn from history, You can’t be sloppy when it comes to marriage. Let’s make it clear in advance that Brother Zhao Ying is my favorite type. If you don’t want me, I will take it. Our fat and water will not go to outsiders’ fields.”

"That won't work!"

Looking at his younger brother, Ji Li felt an inexplicable sense of crisis. Even if he didn't want to admit it, he and his younger brother did look alike, and they both inherited the advantages of their mother.

If Zhao Ying liked his own style, then he would definitely not dislike Ji Yan's looks.Moreover, Zhao Ying and Ji Yan have many interests and hobbies that overlap, and they have a lot to talk about together. The most important thing is that Ji Yan is young!On the issue of finding a partner, men seem to be more inclined to the younger side.

He quickly patted Ji Yan on the head, declaring his sovereignty:

"he's mine!"

"Harmful,"

Ji Yan laughed, standing on tiptoe as if the plot had succeeded and patted his elder brother on the shoulder:

"If you admit it earlier, there won't be so many things. Let me waste my words."

Uh......

Ji Li blinked, he seemed... to be tricked by the little devil.

However, do children nowadays have a high tolerance for sexual orientation?Doesn't he think it's strange that his brother likes men?Thinking of this, Ji Li decided to try it out:

"But...I'm a man, you are a man, and Zhao Ying is also a man, don't you find it strange?"

"Harmful,"

Ji Yan winked at Ji Li:

"Then what's the matter, he is handsome and rich, besides, I wish you would never be born again, so that after you die, all your money will be mine!"

???

He knew that this little bastard couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth. It seemed that he had to beat Ji Yan up today. It was best to let this little bastard meet King Hades directly, lest he come up with some messy ideas!

Ji Yan is small and extremely flexible, dodging Ji Li's attack, and even made a face at him:

"Hey, you can't hit me!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly ran out of Ji Li's room, before leaving, he said:

"By the way, they're playing cards downstairs and told you to go and get slaughtered."

Playing cards with relatives during the Chinese New Year is a traditional custom of the Ji family. Rather than playing cards, it is more like a disguised form of poverty alleviation. Every year, Ji Li calculates the appropriate output to get some money, so as to seal the mouths of these relatives and let them renew. I can get along well with Yuan Mei even in this year.

Just as he was about to go downstairs, he received a message on his mobile phone. It happened that it was Zhao Ying who had just appeared in the conversation between him and Ji Yan.

Zhao Ying sent a photo to Ji Li, it was his family's New Year's Eve dinner, the dishes on the table were extremely rich, the colors were bright, and the dishes were carefully arranged, quite like a state banquet.Especially the huge Australian lobster on the table is particularly eye-catching. It is bright red and as big as half an arm. The lobster is surrounded by sliced ​​lemons, which makes people salivate.

Below the picture is a message from Zhao Ying, with a pitiful little expression:

"Without my wife eating with me, the lobster will not taste good."

"Then you can take my share back."

Looking at the smart emoji, Ji Li felt that Zhao Ying's cute and aggrieved face appeared in front of his eyes, and then there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he replied gently.

The money is almost lost, and the regular program of the Spring Festival, the Spring Festival Gala, is about to start.Although Ji's family will have a reunion dinner together, they still have to go back to their own home for New Year's Eve.

Ji Li smiled and sent the relatives out of the house, then heaved a sigh of relief, and helped Yuan Mei clean up the mess in the living room without saying a word.

He felt that he had done something wrong, and he should apologize to Yuan Mei, but he couldn't get it out of his mouth.

Ever since he was a child, he never seemed to have apologized to Yuan Mei. The mother and son quarreled and always seemed to have a cold war for a day, and then automatically reconciled after waking up the next day.

Ji Yan made an appointment with his high school classmates to set off fireworks, Ji Li silently cleaned up the living room, and went back to the house, leaving Yuan Mei alone, sitting in front of the TV, watching the Spring Festival Gala and making dumplings at the same time.

The sound of firecrackers outside the window was endless, covering up the sound of the sketch on the TV. She obviously didn't know what the actors were talking about, but Yuan Mei still laughed loudly at the TV. Then, smiling, she cried.

The excitement bought is always fake.

She couldn't hide the fact that she was alone.