The president called me my wife after losing his memory

Ji Li was suddenly very envious of Zhao Ying, this person easily possessed something that he never had and desperately longed for.Outstanding education, prominent family background, happy family.These were things that he could not obtain with all his efforts, and Zhao Ying was surrounded by these things since he was a child.

When asked about childhood, Ji Li didn't know how to answer.

He doesn't want to show his scars to others, even though it will get him some sympathy, but that sympathy is worthless and the most useless thing, cheap sympathy is meaningless, in Ji Li's eyes, sympathy is mocking synonyms.

He looked at Zhao Ying's inquisitive expression, and he brought the gloomy past in one stroke, and the cloud was calm and breezy:

"It's nothing special."

It's really nothing special, just like everyone else, with a father and a mother, but the family is relatively poor, it's just full of quarrels and violence, nothing special, it's all gone.

"My family is a very ordinary family, and I also lived a very ordinary childhood, so I grew up in an ordinary way." He said seriously, and his sincerity was beyond doubt.

"As for my wife, it must be the kind of college bully, right? The kind that teachers, classmates and parents like, and other people's children who don't like to cause trouble." Zhao Ying grabbed his hand and shook it gently:

"I want to see what little Ji Li looks like? Is it as good-looking as it is now? I really want to see the photos~"

Ji Li shook his head, he didn't have such a thing as photos, after all, it wasn't a childhood worth remembering, and when he was a child, his family was poor and couldn't afford to eat, so where there is spare money to take pictures, it's something rich people fiddle with.He did take a few photos, but they were all torn up when Dad was drunk.

But it’s okay, this is one of the few good things he thinks his father has done. He really doesn’t want to see those things about the past, including photos naturally. He doesn’t want to see how embarrassed he was in the past, and he doesn’t want to remember What a dark time it was.If possible, he would rather be like Zhao Ying, who had an accident that broke his brain and arranged a happy life for himself after his memory was messed up.

Looking at Zhao Ying's expectant eyes, he casually made up a reason:

"My photos were accidentally lost when I moved."

"Ah?" Zhao Ying pouted regretfully: "Could it be stolen by some girl who has a crush on you?"

Zhao Ying's brain was wide open, and Ji Li poked his forehead with his finger, puncturing his delusion:

"You, if you don't become a screenwriter, it's really a waste of talent."

When Ji Li was in school, her grades were good, the kind that took first place at the end of each semester.But no one likes him, let alone a girl who has a crush on him, even if he has never had a friend, they are already thankful if they don't hate him, let alone like him.He was a little better in elementary school, but in junior high and high school, he was like the plague that people couldn't avoid.Adolescent children are mostly impetuous, and they use him as their punching bag.

Ji Li is not a weak person, on the contrary, he has a resolute character and never gives in, but it is his resoluteness that adds fun to their teasing games and makes their "pranks" worse.

Seeing that Ji Li didn't want to bring up the past, Zhao Ying chattered about his childhood. From a young age, he had no worries about food and clothing, and his family was happy. Zhao Ying seemed to be living in a honey pot. Every little thing that happened around him was so beautiful. interesting.

He has received the most superior education since he was a child, and has more opportunities to know the world than other peers. His experience is so rich that even Ji Li, a 30-year-old, is ashamed.All of this stems from his family's financial resources that cannot be underestimated. In other words, Zhao Ying is a person who is very good at reincarnation.

"Zhao Ying, I envy you so much."

Ji Li listened patiently to Zhao Ying talking about his childhood, and he tried his best to experience the sweetness and happiness in it, as if he was there.He was infected by Zhao Ying's narration, and such a sentence came out of his mouth suddenly.

"Huh?" Zhao Ying was interrupted by him, and looked at him suspiciously:

"What do you envy me for?"

That's right, Zhao Ying never felt how precious the things he had were, because he got them easily.If you don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings, what your ancestors said is always right.

"I envy you..." Ji Li smiled lightly, maybe because of midnight, people always have more desire to talk, he said:

"You have a lot of things that I don't have."

Zhao Ying blinked and grabbed Ji Li's hand. He looked at Ji Li with determination in his eyes, and said:

"You have me."

You have someone who has everything you desire.

He will give you everything you desire.

Because he also owns you.

Ji Li smiled, he knew that Zhao Ying's mind was broken at this time, and his words were all casual, and he couldn't take them seriously or believe them.

This is just a dream, and if it is a dream, you will wake up one day.

He can't get too deep, or he'll be a joke when it's all gone.

But, but, that sentence kept echoing in his ears——

You have me.

The two fell asleep at some point, and Ji Li only remembered that Zhao Ying insisted on holding his hand before going to bed:

"The two of us sleep holding hands, so we can have a care in our dreams."

He said so.

Fortunately, the brain let the two of them go, and didn't have any horrible dreams.Instead, he slept peacefully until noon.

Ji Li found that since Zhao Ying entered his life, the biggest change in his life was that his work and rest were completely disordered.

Zhao Ying also woke up when he woke up, but he was a little abnormal, staring at Ji Li with wide eyes, then turned his back to him, curled up into a ball and nestled under the quilt, weak and pitiful and helpless. help.

"Are you frying fish? Turn it over."

When Zhao Ying heard this, he paused for a moment, then slowly turned around, looking at Ji Li with tears in his eyes:

"Honey, I'm sorry. I... I made a mistake."

He sat up and pressed a part of the bed under his butt, not wanting to let Ji Li see it.

This action is undoubtedly no silver 300 taels here, Ji Li raised his eyebrows.

"What did you do?"

As he asked, he stretched out his hand to pull Zhao Ying up, wanting to see what Zhao Ying was hiding.

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Zhao Ying had no choice but to confess honestly. He lowered his head, like a puppy who made a mistake, and said guiltily:

"I'm sorry, wife, I... I stained the sheets..."

After he finished speaking, he quickly excused himself:

"Honey, he can't blame me for this matter. If he wants to blame it, he can blame the bad movie last night."

Ji Li pushed him aside, looked at the sheet that he had just pressed under his buttocks, it was wet, and looked like he was drawing a map.

This...is not bedwetting or...

He subconsciously looked at the crotch of Zhao Ying's trousers. Even if Zhao Ying blushed to cover it up, he couldn't stop the wetness there.

There is no problem with Zhao Ying's urinary system, and it is not bedwetting, so...he has a wet dream?

Ji Li clicked his lips and said:

"Young Master, I remember we watched a horror movie last night..." After watching a horror movie, this kind of thing happened, Zhao Ying must have some strange hobby, right?

"It's true that I watched a horror movie..." Zhao Ying lowered his head, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in:

"Didn't we chat after that? You fell asleep while chatting, and I started to get scared again. Then I have to divert my attention, so I found some colorful videos and watched..."

"Then just make the bed like this?" Ji Li put his arms around his chest, dumbfounded.This person really doesn't remember anything serious, and he doesn't forget any of this kind of mess.I also know how to climb over the wall to find websites to watch movies, tsk tsk tsk.

"Honey, don't be angry, I didn't mean to watch the movie without you, I..." He leaned over and said pitifully:

"I've been holding back for too long, haven't we done it for a long time..."

"Pfft!" Hearing this, Ji Li almost fell off the bed, he is still this person's fake wife, how could he forget about it.

"What to do!" Ji Li quickly glared at him and interrupted him:

"There is no serious business all day long!"

"Wife, I'm serious. It's a heavy mission for every husband to bring an excellent experience to his wife and have a happy and harmonious relationship." He blinked, and leaned over meanly:

"Honey, let me tell you that I have achieved a lot in my study last night, and I have mastered a lot of unique skills. It is better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Let's try it out tonight, okay~" He said with fluffy hair. Rubbing Ji Li's face with his head, Ji Li just wanted to laugh.

Didn't he become stupid?Isn't he setting himself up as the stupid son of the landlord's family?How come you are still so fierce in this kind of thing?

Ji Li had a headache and managed to escape from Zhao Ying's coquettish attack.

He pushed Zhao Ying aside expressionlessly, and said in a cold voice:

"Go and change your pants."

Zhao Ying's eyes lit up:

"So did my wife agree to do something embarrassing with me tonight?"

"What a fart!" Ji Li couldn't take it anymore, and didn't want to hear the other party's mouth continue to run the train, so he swung his fist and hit him on the head hard.

"I won't do it with you! You have time to think about these messy things, why don't you smooth out your memory earlier, and don't be a fool again!"

"So..." Zhao Ying rubbed his head, looked at Ji Li eagerly, and said in a very sad tone:

"Is it because my wife dislikes my bad brain now, that's why she doesn't do it with me?"

"We can't do it!"

Matters of principle cannot be compromised, even though it hurts to see Zhao Ying's pitiful appearance, Ji Li gritted his teeth and said.The two of them "1", how to do it?Unless Zhao Ying is willing to be "0", there is absolutely no possibility of that.

"But...we are husband and wife," Zhao Ying looked at Ji Li with beautiful eyes full of autumn water, and saw him lose his helmet and take off his armor:

"I still want my wife to give me a baby."

"That's even more impossible!"

He doesn't have that function!

Ji Li hurriedly looked away to avoid being bewitched by those eyes, and inadvertently agreed to Zhao Ying's strange request.He tore off the bed sheet, rolled it up casually and hugged it in his arms, turned around and left the bedroom without looking at Zhao Ying again.

Zhao Ying also followed out and asked:

"Honey, where are you going?"

"I'm going to wash the sheets!" Ji Li snorted and replied:

"I'm going to throw your children and grandchildren into the washing machine and wash them down the sewer. I'm going to kill you, a brat full of yellow waste!"