Abuse reformation

Situ Xiuyun sat in the carriage with a dark face, his lower abdomen was swollen, and there was a burning pain in an inexplicable part of his lower back, as if he had hemorrhoids.This is all the result of his diarrhea in the toilet for nearly an hour.After he finally broke free from the hell of diarrhea, the banquet was already over.

No matter how stupid a person is, he should be able to understand that there must be someone playing tricks behind this.

Furthermore, Ye Hongfu was assassinated as soon as he went to the toilet. He would never believe that it was just a coincidence.

The purpose of the people behind him giving him laxatives was to distract him, but after dismissing him, it was just to assassinate Ye Hongfu?

No matter how I think about it, it doesn't make sense.

Not to mention that he doesn't have any friendship with Ye Hongfu, and it won't be beneficial to get him away.Furthermore, although Ye Hongfu had made countless enemies in the court, there were hardly any people who would choose to do it when his father gave him a banquet.

After all, anyone with a little brain knows that even if they want to assassinate someone, they should choose an environment in the dead of night, where no one is around, instead of such a crowded banquet.

Moreover, he heard that the killer was still disguised as a dancer and moved his hands.

To assassinate Ye Hongfu, a eunuch, still need to dress up as a dancing girl?That Ye Hongfu is not lustful, this is obviously the worst way.

Thinking of this, he frowned.Looking back now, there are indeed many unreasonable things about this matter.

It seemed that he had to find someone to check it out.

"Situ Xiuyun is a little suspicious of you."

"so what?"

Ye Huai, who was lying on the imperial concubine's couch enjoying the meal and opened his mouth, suddenly blinked calmly when he heard such a sentence from 001, "Anyway, he has no evidence to prove that I did everything."

As he said that, he frowned again, pretending to be weak like a Xi Shi holding his heart, "I'm just a poor victim who was assassinated by an assassin, and I don't know anything."

"..."

001: I always feel that my host has become more and more shameless.

After silently complaining in his heart, 001 said: "You are also bold enough to let Gong Xingwei confuse Qu Lanyue and make her treat you as Situ Xiuyun. Are you not afraid that the girl will stab you to death?" ?”

"Of course I'm afraid. Otherwise, would I raise my hand to block it?" Ye Huai immediately showed a look of "Are you stupid?"

001 expressed his incomprehension, "Since he was afraid, why didn't someone secretly arrest Qu Lanyue in the first place? Did he have to make such a big commotion?"

if at first

Just arrest Qu Lanyue, then you don't have to worry about her being arrested for assassinating Situ Xiuyun, and repeating the same mistakes in her previous life.

"You still don't admit that you're stupid." Ye Huai took a sip of tea slowly and said, "If you were her, what would it feel like to be caught by me before the revenge plan was implemented?"

"..."

001 suddenly became speechless.

Ye Huai asked in a low voice: "She has been reincarnated so many times in this life, and her obsession is so deep that she can't be reincarnated. Under this situation, if you don't follow her plan, don't let her do it." Let the breath out of your heart, do you think she will be willing?"

001:"……"

This is obviously not possible.Not only will she not, but she will also bear a grudge against Ye Huai.

"And even if she is caught, it will only temporarily guarantee her safety. If she fails to achieve her goal, she will always remember it, so sooner or later it will become a major event."

Ye Huai sighed as he spoke, with the tone of someone who has been there: "Some people are like this. They have to bump into the south wall before they are willing to look back and reflect on themselves soberly."

"I did this for the sake of the overall situation. When she found out that she had stabbed the wrong person, she would feel a little bit of guilt towards me in her heart. Although it is not much, it is also convenient for our next conversation. "

Speaking of this, 001 changed his previous incomprehension, and his tone was full of admiration and approval: "Host, you are so smart. You have even considered this!"

"Of course." Ye Huai smiled slightly when he heard the words, and admitted 001's compliment very cheekily.

In fact, there is one more thing he didn't tell 001.

His reason for doing this was not just to better communicate with Qu Lanyue to complete the task.In fact, there is another more important reason for him to do this——

That is selling badly.

Because of what Yuan Shen did in the past, many people in the court regarded Ye Hongfu as a thorn in their flesh, and they wished to get rid of it as soon as possible.There are as many papers about his impeachment in the court as there are snowflakes.

Smart people know that the reason why Ye Hongfu was able to gain power so arrogantly is because of the power of the emperor.Strictly speaking, Ye Hongfu is nothing more than the emperor's tool man.Most of the things he did before were actually ordered by the emperor.

The emperor wanted fame and face, and it was inconvenient for the emperor himself to come forward for some things, so the dirty and dirty work fell on Dongchang and Jin Yiwei.This marked Ye Hongfu's first day.

However, in recent years, he has risen rapidly, and rumors have been spread in the court and among the people that the emperor favors the eunuch, regardless of the people's livelihood and the society, and let the eunuch

It's hard to hear the official's monopoly on politics.

Now that some rumors have been spread, as a face-saving emperor, Emperor Jing naturally couldn't ignore it that day.Although Ye Hongfu is indeed a useful dog, he can point and fight, but it is the ministers and common people who can really help the emperor handle the state affairs and help the emperor generate tax revenue.

If he doesn't appease them well, it will definitely cause their dissatisfaction.The way of the king is nothing more than a technique of checks and balances. Compared with a little Ye Hongfu, these "pillars of the country" are naturally much more important.

In addition, Emperor Jing still suspects that Ye Hongfu wants to serve the second master, so sooner or later he will push him out and take him to the knife.

Ye Huai is already familiar with such things as insight into people's hearts.Of course, he can guess the little Jiujiu in the emperor's heart.

It's just that the original body had just returned to the capital from Jiangzhou to pacify the chaos, so even if Emperor Tianjing wanted to suppress Ye Hongfu and do some superficial work, there was no suitable excuse for the time being.

It happened that Ye Huai was assassinated, which gave the emperor a chance.Taking advantage of Ye Huai's injury, Emperor Tianjing relieved him of a lot of work, allowing him to recuperate at home.From a certain point of view, this can be regarded as suppression in disguise.

Those eunuchs who claim to be righteous just saw the assassination of the treacherous eunuch in their mind one second ago, and heard the emperor's arrangement the next second, so they clapped their hands and applauded.

Thinking of this, a satisfied smile appeared on Ye Huai's face.Since he was in such a miserable situation, there must be fewer chances to impeach him next time.

It has to be said that Ye Huai's calculations are really accurate.There are indeed a lot less memorials to impeach him these days.

With no busy work and no one to impeach, Ye Huai is happy and relaxed.Now he finally has free time to do other things.

For example, his main mission - Qu Lanyue.

Although he asked Cheng Shi to imprison Qu Lanyue in front of a group of people, it was just a show.In fact, Qu Lanyue did not go to the prison, but was locked in the backyard of Ye Zhai. As for the prison, another death row prisoner took her place in the prison.

Cheng Le, who was in charge of taking care of Qu Lanyue's three meals, was summoned, and Ye Huai asked, "What's the matter?"

Although he didn't know why his master wanted to keep an assassin in his house, but since his master ordered to take good care of the girl, Cheng Le naturally didn't dare to disobey.only……

Seeing Cheng Le lowering his head, with a hesitant expression, Ye Huai couldn't help being surprised, "What's wrong?"

He only heard him kneel down with a thud, "If Master Hui... that girl has already

There was no water for two days. "

Ye Huai raised his eyebrows when he heard the words. Is this the rhythm of a hunger strike?

Seeing that his master didn't say a word, Cheng Le thought he was angry, so he knelt down and admitted his mistake without saying a word: "It's Cheng Le's useless, I can't persuade that girl. Please punish me!"

Ye Huai: "..." He hasn't said anything yet, isn't your attitude of admitting your mistake too positive?

"Get up. It's none of your business."

Cheng Le heard Ye Huai quietly glanced at him, and was relieved to see that he didn't seem to be angry.

However, before he put his heart back into his stomach, he heard his Dugong say: "Prepare the food, I will deliver it myself later."

Cheng Le:? ? ? ! ! !

Hearing Ye Huai's order, Cheng Le was stunned.

How many years has he not served anyone himself, and now he wants to deliver food to that female assassin?God!Master must have taken a fancy to that female assassin!

For a moment, Cheng Le couldn't help running past several alpacas in his heart.

Oh my god!Even if you want to eat in a pair, you should choose someone from a good family with a clean fortune. No matter how bad it is, there are still so many maids in the palace.Why did he just fall in love with an assassin?

Is this the love and killing that is written in the story books?

Before he could disperse his thoughts and come up with a sour romantic love story, Ye Huai's urging voice came from beside his ear: "Don't you want to prepare?"

"...Yes." Cheng Le replied in a muffled voice.

After exiting the house, he went to the kitchen.When passing by the front yard, he happened to bump into Cheng Shi.

"Ouch!"

Cheng Shi was dissatisfied while clutching her sore arm, "What are you thinking? You don't even look at the road?"

He originally wanted to seize the opportunity to hurt Cheng Le by saying a few more words, but he saw the serious look on the other party's face.For a while, he couldn't take care of that thought, and only asked curiously: "What's the matter? Did you just hang up at the master's place?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Cheng Le rolled his eyes, "Who has lost his food?"

"then you……"

"I'm so excited."

"???"

"I don't even understand this? I mean, Grandpa may be pair eating!"

"!!!"

Cheng Shi's eyes widened suddenly, "Really? Don't frame me."

"Why did I frame you?" Cheng Le rolled his eyes angrily.

"Do you know who it is?"

"Who else? The one who lives in the backyard."

"That female assassin?!!! You can't make a mistake, right?"

"How could I make a mistake? Just now, my grandfather said that he was going to deliver food to people himself!"

As he said that, Cheng Le looked serious, "Think about it, apart from the few masters in the palace in the early years, when did our master serve anyone?"

Hearing this news, even Cheng Shi couldn't sit still, "No, what exactly is Master thinking? Although that one is indeed pretty, she is an assassin!"

Hearing this, Cheng Le felt that he had found an ally all of a sudden, "Even you don't think it's suitable?"

"you still need to ask?"

As he said that, Cheng Shi seemed to have thought of something and said: "No way! We can't just sit and watch Grandpa fall into the pit, we have to stop him."

Seeing that he was about to move forward, Cheng Le grabbed him, "How do you stop it?"

Cheng Shi blinked, "Tell me directly."

Seeing that the other party turned around and was about to leave, Cheng Le quickly grabbed him, "You're tired of working!"

"..." Cheng Shi: "Then what do you think should be done?"

Cheng Le couldn't help but touch his forehead, he's really an idiot.After staying in the guard for a long time, apart from fighting and killing, he didn't even understand a little bit of human sophistication.

Forget it, let him, who is extremely smart, figure out a way.

Thinking about it, Cheng Le coughed lightly and said: "Since the master feels empty and lonely, then we subordinates should help him solve his problems... What are you doing?"

Cheng Shi: "Although I'm not a normal man, I don't have a habit of breaking my sleeves. Even if I'm a master, I won't follow."

"..."

Cheng Le: "Who the hell made you obey?!"

Hearing this, Cheng Shi immediately put down his hands and asked tentatively, "Then what do you mean?"

Cheng Le was speechless, "I mean, we need to find someone to expand the backyard!"

At this time, Ye Huai still didn't know what kind of "surprise" his two smart subordinates would bring him next.

He carried the food box and walked to the backyard, thinking that he would have a pleasant meeting with Qu Lanyue.But she never thought that as soon as she opened the door, she happened to run into the scene where she was about to commit suicide...