[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

After a certain woman ascended to the fairy world, the system immediately reminded her that she had come to the world of Journey to the West.

She began to keep a low profile like never before.

The reason for keeping a low profile is naturally because of strength.Taiyi's strength at the level of a true immortal is very impressive at first glance in the human world, and there is no pressure to summon Tianjie to kill Sanxian Nanhua in a flash.But when I came to the earth fairy world of Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, I saw that Taiyi's true immortal level in Journey to the West is a scumbag.

Even the Taiyi Golden Immortal can't walk sideways in this world, there are still three cleans and four sages to suppress him, let alone the Taiyi True Immortal who is much weaker than the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

She lives in a cave in an unknown place, feeds on the essence of the sun and the moon, drinks the morning dew and dawn mist, devotes herself to practicing her way of being a certain woman, and becomes successful day by day.When I have nothing to do, I read the system's reward "Huang Ting Jing Jing", and I gradually understand.It is exactly: there is no Jiazi in the mountains, and the year is not known when the cold is gone.Unknowingly, countless years flowed silently like water gliding over her fingertips. Although a certain woman felt a little lonely, she was still quite contented.

Suddenly one day the earth shook, and a certain woman's cave collapsed immediately.A coercion of heaven and earth that Pei Mo could not resist came, and a certain woman was crushed under a pile of rubble before she could resist.A certain woman wanted to mobilize her mana and break out of the rock when she was shocked at the beginning, but she only felt the golden light in front of her eyes, no matter how hard she struggled, it was useless.

"It must be because of drinking wind and drinking dew all these years, and not eating high-protein meat, so I have no strength!" A certain woman lamented, "If it wasn't for longevity, I would have endured like this?"

The cultivator was originally destined, and a certain woman was crushed under the rocky mountain for several years, and gradually she was dying.Suddenly, a voice whispered in her ear: "I haven't seen you for so many years, where did you sneak off to, and you came back with a whole body of injuries. You are so naughty. Oh, you should be beaten!"

A certain woman only thought that the voice was unexpectedly pleasant, but she couldn't raise her head to see the figure, she just yelled indiscriminately: "Help! Help!"

The man said, "You know you're wrong?"

A certain woman is a person who knows that good women don't suffer in the immediate future. She always knows how to judge the situation. Now that she sees the disparity between the enemy and us, she endures the momentary anger to save her life for a hundred years, and said nonchalantly: "Admit your mistake! Admit your mistake!"

The man's voice was full of pity and pampering, and he said: "It's good to know that it's wrong, it's good to know that it's wrong. You are really unlucky. By the way, this fairy stone next to the Aolai country of Dongsheng Shenzhou is here. I don’t know how many years it has been, and there has never been anything wrong. It happened that you have been hiding here for decades, and it split open and pressed you under the stone. This stone has the great magic power of a saint. If I hadn’t recently learned from Master I learned a set of spells there, but I still can't solve it."

A certain woman hated his tirade so much that her teeth itch, and she shouted: "You monk! Hurry up and save this old lady!"

The man sighed again: "You are screaming like an old lady. Isn't that why your emperor punished you that day? If you don't know how to repent, if you don't put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, even I will be the same gone."

A certain woman heard some ambiguity from the man's words, gritted her teeth, and shouted: "Handsome guy, baby, save me quickly, I can't take it anymore!"

The man was shocked: "Lanlan, why did you say that? I... I am a disciple of Buddhism! I... Although I treat you... But..."

The man rambled on and on a lot, but the yelling of a certain woman just now under the stone consumed all her concentration, and she didn't bring it up in one breath, her eyes darkened, and she passed out.

When a certain woman woke up again, she smelled the aroma of barbecue in her nose.

Then she saw a few roasted yellow and bright pheasants dripping oil on the nearby fire, and when the oil dripped on the fire, the flames rushed upwards.

A certain woman looked up a little higher, and saw a hand holding a roasted pheasant on a branch.This hand should be a man's hand, with even and slender knuckles, and the skin is extremely delicate, almost the same color as jade.

A certain woman rolled over and sat up, and then she saw a man in white clothes with a plumage and crown was turning over a pheasant.The white clothes are elegant, and the pheasant is fat, but he has perfectly blended the two different temperaments together. At first glance, there is no contradiction at all, and after a few more glances, he feels refreshed and happy.

"Are you awake?" The man in white raised his head, his eyes were as clear and bright as a cold star, but his expression was half a smile, which was very weird.

"Zhai Xingzi? Why are you here?" A certain woman murmured.But she immediately knew something was wrong.Although Zhai Xingzi's skin is also very delicate and glowing with precious light, it is not as refined as the person in front of him. Although Zhai Xingzi's eyes can smile, but when he smiles, he is affectionate and not as cold as the person in front of him.

But that person's ears are very good.

"Who is Zhai Xingzi? The man you secretly met again?" The man's words were full of sullenness, "Didn't you say that you went to the mortal world to inquire about the whereabouts of Huang Tingjingjing? You always hook up with men How can I hide it from others? Qingqing, huh?"

Judging from the man's tone, Qingqing should be her name.But they were all mistaken.

"I'm not Qingqing, I'm Lanlan." A certain woman said tentatively.

The man became even more annoyed: "You still have the nerve to say that? Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha, showed great kindness to save you. Why are you teasing him? Of course I know, you lied to Jin Chanzi as Lanlan. He refused to tell him your real name, but he was moved by Zen for you, arguing loudly in front of the Buddha's seat, saying that you are not a witch. Now he has been demoted to Lingshan by the Tathagata Buddha. come to save you!"

"Isn't this still yours?" A certain woman tried again.

The man's face really looked better: "It's Dijun." He said so.

"Emperor." A certain woman who always knows current affairs is a hero.

"Dijun, I will no longer call myself my old lady, please, please, please don't punish me!" said a certain woman.

As expected, Dijun's expression softened a lot.However, he sneered and said, "How dare you call yourself an old lady? You have violated so many rules of heaven, are you not afraid that the old spies of King Tota will impeach you?"

A certain woman said: "Isn't there an emperor covering me here?"

Dijun couldn't help being elated, and nodded very reservedly.

"Hey, I roasted the pheasant, you eat it." Dijun said, handing over the pheasant without any doubt.

A certain woman was not polite, she ate and munched, wiped her greasy hands and the corners of her mouth with her sleeve after eating, the emperor threw a silk handkerchief in disgust when she saw this.A certain woman understood, but carefully put it away and hid it in her sleeve, and said affectionately: "Yu Chuanchisu, this is the first token of love that the emperor gave me, so I naturally have to keep it carefully."

After a certain woman finished speaking, she peeked at Dijun's reaction and saw that his face was reddish. She coughed lightly to cover up, "Why are you keeping this? I haven't given you any good things?"

The relationship between the two took a big step closer in an instant.A five-color auspicious cloud rose slowly, and a certain woman couldn't help asking: "Emperor, why can't I drive the cloud?"

Dijun looked at her strangely and said, "Of course you don't know how to drive clouds. You grew up on the island, carefree, lazy, and lazy. You saw that he was easy to talk, so you fooled him with a big lie and asked him to take you down to earth, have you forgotten all about it?"

Now that she found out that she couldn't drive a cloud, a certain woman logically persisted and begged the emperor to drive a cloud around the nearby mountains.When they came to Huaguo Mountain, the two looked at a group of wild monkeys jumping around on the mountain. The emperor pointed to one of them and said: "This is the stone monkey produced by that fairy stone. The golden light shot at the Doufu, alarming the Jade Emperor. I heard about this strange incident and came here to look for it, and I saved you."

A certain woman is looking at the stone monkey male, and is about to jump into the water with high spirits. She knows that "Huaguoshan blessed land, water curtain cave and sky" will be discovered soon, and a generation of legendary Monkey King is about to be crowned king. If so, he asked casually, "Where's Jin Chanzi?"

The emperor heard a certain woman mention Jin Chanzi again, and said with a dark face: "Why mention him again? Yes, he is holding you in his arms, planning to elope. But how can the holy land of Lingshan allow him to mess around like this? He was demoted to the mortal world a long time ago, and suffered ten lives and ten lifetimes of calamity. Do you still want to go with him?"

A certain woman was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly collected her thoughts and said: "Since Qingqing is under the emperor's seat, she should act according to the emperor's order."

"Hmph! Sophistry!" Dijun snorted coldly.

From then on, a certain woman lived in Abbot Xiandao.Only then did I realize that the so-called emperor was the famous Emperor Donghua, with the holy name Donghua Emperor.

Emperor Donghua's face was quite young, but he was putting on airs. Just as the auspicious clouds fell, he shouted: "Manqian, serve tea!"

A certain woman was thinking about who Manqian was, when she saw a little Taoist boy come out from behind the screen, and seeing the certain woman, his eyes flickered.

A certain woman never expected such a charming name to be the Taoist name of a Taoist boy, and she couldn't help laughing.Emperor Donghua said to a certain woman: "Qingqing, don't be rude, this is Dongfang Shuo. Since you have been to the mortal world once, you must have heard of it, right?"

A certain woman said: "Who is Dongfang Shuo, I have never heard of it. There is a beautiful boy Han Yan beside Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He is good-looking. If the emperor is interested, he can be converted into a fairy. You can see it carefully." He pretended to slap his head suddenly and said, "Ah, are you that Dongfang Shuo who stole peaches?"

Emperor Donghua said to Manqian again: "Manqian, this is your elder sister Qingqing. She also went to the mortal world for a while, why, is this your identity?"

A certain woman lived in Abbot Xiandao for many days, and gradually discovered many doubts.For example, Qingqing's original body is a cute little fox, while Lan Lan's original body is a scorpion with teeth and claws.Both Jin Chanzi and Emperor Donghua have been famous for many years. It is really puzzling how this can be confused.

One advantage of a certain woman is that she doesn't think about things that she can't understand for a while, and waits for the truth to come to light, so that she can see her later.So a certain girl continued to live on Abbot Xiandao heartlessly, practicing cloud driving skills when she was free.

System: The protagonist has learned to fly with clouds.