[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

"Meng Qi has always been perplexed by the attitude of the lord. He once recommended himself as a pillow, but was dragged away by the lord vaguely. If he knew, the lord's intentions are so true, I don't know..." Zhao Yun gently stroked a certain woman's hair, like this Said to her.

Seeing Zhao Yun's bewildered look, a certain woman couldn't help but burst into a smile and said, "Zilong, you really don't know how to comfort women. I'm just going to be sad about these things for a while. Just watch from the side. But you want to bring up sad things." Come on, provoke me repeatedly. If I really cry, don't you have the nerve to turn around and continue your wedding?"

Zhao Yun shook his head and said, "I will stay here tonight."

A certain woman looked at him, sighed suddenly and said: "I know you are kind. But I will not die because I have a crush on someone. I don't need a substitute. In the end, being infatuated with a hero is just a young man It’s just the instinctive thoughts of an ignorant little girl. Rather than falling in love with someone, it’s better to say that I’m falling in love with love itself. However, after experiencing so much, I can see it through. In fact, love is nothing more than this, and neither is sex. In this way, just like food, clothing, housing and transportation, it is the need of people on this basis. However, I may not need it now."

Zhao Yun looked at her firmly: "Sure enough, my choice was right. After all, you never liked me at all."

A certain woman said with a smile: "No, I like you. Zilong's gentle character, whether as a monarch or a woman, will like it. I just see it through now. Besides, you are already a husband... "

Zhao Yun nodded and said, "Yes. Yun has already betrayed his wife in his heart, so he can no longer betray her."

A certain woman said: "In the future, there may be some common people who think that you did not marry a girl with a yellow flower, and say that Mrs. Zhao has wronged you. I have always scoffed at this kind of statement. The most ridiculous thing in the world is the bundled sale of Confucianism. Zhu Li studied the theory of chastity, so I specially killed the Cheng brothers in the Song Dynasty, and if I met Zhu Xi, I would definitely kill this old and uncultivated thing."

Zhao Yun asked in a daze, "What is the future? When did Confucianism and Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism come together? What was the Song Dynasty? Who were the Cheng brothers? Who was Zhu Xi?"

A certain woman disdainfully said: "I just said it casually. They are all old and disrespectful. Zhu Xi himself is said to be ambiguous with his daughter-in-law. When they were alive, no one paid any attention to them. Later, when the country was subjugated, some wives I felt ashamed when I was slept by someone, and I didn’t want to work hard, so I brought out this set of fallacies and shifted the responsibility to others.”

Although Zhao Yun didn't understand what she was talking about, he habitually agreed: "It should never be like this. The Empress Dowager, the mother of the Emperor Wu, first married the Jin family and then served the royal family. No one blamed her."

A certain woman nodded and said: "Zilong can think so, it would be great. I heard that the Zhao family is overwhelmed by the country, and has always admired you, not to mention that this marriage was promised by you yourself, so you should treat her well. I disturbed you today. It was my fault for the big day. In the future, I will ask someone to re-select the auspicious day of the zodiac, and I will accept her as my sister-in-law, so I can plan this wedding for you."

One month later, Zhao Yun got married, and the grandeur of the wedding was slightly higher than that of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, shocking the whole city.At the wedding banquet, Zhuge Liang from the south reported good news, Meng Huo surrendered, and southern Xinjiang was pacified.

System: In 197 AD, the protagonist, a certain woman, pacified the Nanman.

After the south was pacified, a certain woman led an army all the way to attack Dong Zhuo's army and the Yellow Turban army. She now has a large number of soldiers and a reputation as high as 700. Even if Dong Zhuo and Zhang Jiao join forces, she is openly not afraid.

In 198 A.D., a certain female army captured Luoyang, captured Zhang Jiao alive, and beheaded her for public display. At the same time, she took the book "Taiping Essentials" as her own. Please refer to it for details.

Although the Yellow Turban Army had Zhang Bao on the throne, they lost their morale, and hid with Dong Zhuojun to the north of the Yellow River, lingering on their last days.

In 199 A.D., a certain woman asked people to search in the Pingyang area and found Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty who had been in exile for a long time.

At this time, all the cities south of the Yellow River are under the control of a certain woman.While chasing Dong Zhuo, Zhang Bao and other troops, a certain woman sent people to search in the land of Langya in Xiapi, hoping that the story of Penglai would start.

System: The protagonist, a certain woman, discovered the Japanese.

I believe everyone knows the country of Wa, which was later Japan.It is rare that the glorious company that makes the game actually respects history and defines this small island country as a barbarian existence similar to the Nanman Mountain Yuexi Qiang Karasuma. Naturally, a certain woman was not polite, and began a long history of sea battles.

The water combat skills of a certain woman's army were honed little by little in the fierce battle between Chaisang and Shanyue's army.Every time elite soldiers and strong generals were sent to patrol the Bohai Sea, when they saw Japanese ships coming in, they would attack them in groups and consume their limited forces.

In this way, if the battle lasts for several years, the Japanese army can naturally be defeated and subdued.But a certain woman was still dissatisfied, and brazenly took her puppet soldiers and various weapons of mass destruction to the sea, bombarding the entire island of the Japanese kingdom.Finally, the durability of Wa's city walls was exhausted, and the entire island of Wa Kingdom became Chinese territory.

"You people should all move to live in our heavenly state." A certain woman said to a group of uncivilized Japanese people, "Living together in large groups and living together in small groups is the principle of long-term stability. Not to mention the culture of the Chinese dynasty. It is broad and profound, and you should study hard. From now on, you are the people of my dynasty, and you don’t need to feel inferior.”

As a result, hundreds of thousands of Japanese people were transported to the mainland, and together with Shanyue, Xiqiang, and Nanman immigrants, they lived together outside major cities.

"Since you have become citizens of my celestial dynasty, you should unite as one. I respect your religious beliefs and eating habits, but you are not allowed to make trouble again, otherwise, you will be severely punished by my celestial law." A certain woman said again.

The person in charge of internal affairs is Cao Cao.This person is a capable minister in governing the world and a hero in troubled times.The laws and disciplines are strict and meticulous, and the management of the rear is well-organized.

Absolute power leads to absolute corruption.Therefore, behind Cao Cao, there is naturally a large group of people supervising.These people are headed by Liu Bei and Dong Cheng. Whenever Cao Cao shows any signs of misbehavior, they will quietly report and tell a certain woman.So a certain woman is very relieved about the rear.

As for Zhuge Liang, after pacifying the Nanman, a certain woman gave him a large number of blueprints and told him to stay behind and vigorously develop technology.Zhuge Liannu and various supplies were continuously sent to the front through wooden cattle and horses to supply the war.And in the vast rear, various farming techniques that spanned the ages are also constantly appearing.

Under the rule of a certain woman, there has been a harmonious scene of frequent good news on the front line, clear politics in the rear, and the people living and working in peace and contentment.

In 203 AD, Dong Zhuo died.Under the lobbying of a counselor sent by a certain woman, the successor gave up resistance and announced the surrender of the entire front.

At this time, it is said that in the land of China, the only two hostile forces are Zhang Bao's Yellow Turban Army and Karasuma.Under Zhang Bao's rule, only the cities of Beiping and Nanpi were in danger.

"My lord should go all out and annihilate Zhang Baojun in one fell swoop." Jia Xu said.

A certain woman nodded: "What you said is very true. From a tactical point of view, it should be true. But if you look at the longer term, after thousands of years of history, from a strategic point of view, I just want to tell future generations a truth: It is not right to secure the interior first, no matter what time, we should put down the foreign race first, and then compete with the political enemies for the world."

Guo Jia thought for a while, then hesitated to speak, and a certain woman said with a smile: "This is the righteousness of the nation. I will definitely not change my mind. Feng Xiao, you want to say that when the Karasuma Army and the Yellow Turban Army attack each other, we will Do you want to reap the benefits of the fisherman again? This idea is of course a good idea, it is an upright conspiracy, but now I have resources and strength, I just want to fight them more openly and let them understand Huaxia's prestige."

Guo Jia bowed and said: "My lord, once you succeed, you will be exhausted. Do you still remember Meng Qi, my lord?"

A certain woman smiled and said, "Of course I have another plan."

A few months later, more than a dozen powerful Thunderbolt chariots built by Zhuge Liang were transported to the front line.Under the thunderbolt artillery, Karasuma was wiped out in ashes, and it only took a few days.

System: In 204 A.D., a woman from the protagonist subdued Karasuma.Since then, all the five barbarians have been pacified.

final battle.The old fairy Nanhua appeared on the battlefield in person and yelled at a certain woman: "Demon girl, you kill my junior brother Zuo Ci Yuji first, and carelessly ignore human life and disastrous lives. You are an unforgivable crime for stealing China's luck!"

A woman laughed loudly and said, "Who am I to be an old fairy of Nanhua? It turns out that I am just a low-level loose fairy. You are the chief culprit who instigated your disciple Zhang Jiao to rebel and caused the Three Kingdoms to have more than a hundred years of endless wars." What? You said that the sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand. Since you are a loose immortal, you can calculate the luck of the world, so you naturally understand that the luck of the Yellow Turban Army is exhausted. Can someone else be blamed? Are you ashamed to say that I stole China's luck? If you look at the future, the Three Kingdoms are fighting, and there are countless heroes and heroes. After you sing, I will appear on the stage, and the result will all belong to the Sima family. Luck is on the decline. Is this what you want to see?"

Nanhua yelled: "You can't prove what you say, you'll know it after fighting!" Waving his sword, he came up to him.

So he and a certain woman fought in the dark, from the ground to mid-air, for three days and three nights.In the end, Nanhua's scarred body fell from the air, and he looked at the desolate battlefield unwillingly.