[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

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On the eve when the Yellow Turban Army in Yecheng was about to attack Baima, a certain woman left Baima Port with Zhao Yun and her army of beautiful men.At the moment of leaving, Baima Port immediately turned against the Yellow Turban Army.

Unexpectedly by Zhao Yun, the thick-skinned and dark woman didn't say "Look, I'm here specially for you, I have lost a lot because of you" and other nonsense, but drove the car Sailing leisurely on the Yellow River, the warship said to him: "Your art of war is too simple, you don't even know how to fight a warship. You should practice hard."

Zhao Yun looked at the only nine tactics he had, and compared them with Su Mengzhen, Bai Choufei and others who were proficient in all 31 tactics. He blushed silently, and said sincerely: "Yunzi should practice sailor warfare well, and live up to the lord. painstaking pains."

A certain woman sighed loudly and said, "What you lack is not only sailor art of war? Bow and cavalry can't fly, crossbowmen can't fly crossbows, siege can't understand well fences, strategy can't inspire, and surroundings can't do it. 88, 96, 78, 72, why do you compare with my subordinates?"

For a moment, Zhao Yun almost felt that she was dissatisfied with him, and deliberately picked on him. No matter how good his temper was, he was a little annoyed. When he turned to leave, a certain woman was anxious, and pulled him and shouted repeatedly: "Hey, don't you Let's go! I'll give you a treasure."

That night, Zhao Yun was tossing and tossing with a certain woman on the bed with the envious and jealous eyes of Yun Zheng and others.A certain woman is very skillful, and she teaches the opportunity face to face. Zhao Yun is open-minded, studious, meticulous and conscientious. The two get along very well, so they are immersed in the joy of the boudoir.

The next day, a certain woman was promoted to the account of the Chinese Army, and gave Zhao Yun a Yangyouji Bow with an increase in force of 8 and a hidden attribute of Battleship Art of War, and said to him, "This is the treasure I am talking about. I will lend it to you for the time being." You use it. After you learn the battleship art, I will take it back.”

Zhao Yun was astonished: "I thought... I thought..."

A certain woman raised her eyebrows impatiently: "What do you think?"

Zhao Yun blushed and kept silent.Thinking that his lord regards his body as a treasure, rewarding and comforting him, how can Zhao Yun say it.So he kept silent, quite gracefully.

After 20 days, they disembarked at Mengjin Port.Zhao Yun has already learned the battleship.

Then there is the important skill of inspiration.Zhao Yun, who was named the captain of Zhaoxin, galloped back and forth in the western land with a treasured qin engraved with encouraging art of war. Half a year later, he finally learned this important art of war.

Then there is the surrounding improvement.After two years of hard training, Zhao Yun's strength and intelligence have reached 100 and 98 respectively, and his attributes are excellent.

A certain woman finally showed a satisfied smile: "Zilong, can you be my bodyguard?"

Zhao Yun nodded silently and said, "No."

A certain woman showed a sly smile as if she had succeeded in a trick, took his hand and said, "Zilong is gentle and kind, I love him very much. How about talking at night by candlelight and sleeping together?"

Originally, in the Three Kingdoms period, the lord and the proud courtiers slept with their feet together, which was not a black spot at all.For example, it is recorded in unofficial history that Liu Bei once slept with Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, and Zhuge Liang. Of course, this sleep is not the other, it is just a means to express the love and value of the Ming Lord to his courtiers, and it is a way to communicate and communicate feelings. way.

However, the meaning of a certain woman is obviously not so simple.So Zhao Yun blushed and said, "I'm afraid this is inappropriate."

But he is naturally not the one who sets the rules.In the definition of a certain woman, the personal bodyguard naturally has to take on the important responsibility of accompanying the bed, so Zhao Yun and Yun Zheng, together, became a relatively regular bed partner by the certain woman's side until 189 AD, when Sun Ce, the son of the Jiangdong tiger Sun Jian, turned 15 years old , Come to visit the lord automatically.

A certain woman was stunned when she saw Sun Ce's fierce red clothes and heroic appearance, and asked after her, "Do you have a familiar playmate called Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin?"

Sun Ce had long heard that his father's lord was extremely flirtatious, seeing her like this, he snorted coldly and remained silent.

A certain woman squinted her eyes and stood up from her seat: "I heard that the sons of the Sun family are all brave and good at fighting. I don't know what kind of kung fu you have, and dare to be called the son of the Jiangdong tiger! Zilong, let's compete with him!"

Zhao Yun went into battle with a gun, and fought with Sun Ce. The two fought for a hundred rounds. Sun Ce was defeated, but he was still unconvinced: "What's so great about defeating me with your face?"

Zhao Yun didn't know if it was a certain girl who was tired of him long ago, or if she was just angry with Sun Ce for that sentence.From then on, he was indeed transferred from the position of personal bodyguard and sent to the front line to work hard with Huang Zhong, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, and Yan Yan.He cooperated with them tacitly, and he successively learned the skills that a certain woman never forgets, such as flying archery, continuous crossbow, well fence, etc. He also learned more and more military arts. However, the old days are gone forever.

It is said that later, a certain woman met Sun Ce in person, and played heads-up on a secret occasion. fact.

Apart from Sun Ce, Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin, his childhood friend, were naturally not pulled down either.On the first day Sun Ce recruited Zhou Yu back from Jiangdong, a certain woman did not hesitate to throw a big banquet and perform songs and dances in person, but she insisted on pulling him under her skirt.

During that banquet, Zhao Yun happened to escort the grain and grass back.Unlike other major legions, a certain woman's subordinates have never worried about food and grass, and what is even more amazing is that no matter where the certain woman is, the granary will appear, and the surrounding troops will come to transport food back .People in that era believed in the existence of supernatural events, and it was no surprise to them, they just said that a certain woman was favored by heaven and so on.

Zhao Yun stood at the entrance of the military tent, leaning against the door, watching a certain woman's exquisite dance, and knew that this Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin must be her new target.He was thinking about something silently, when suddenly he heard someone calling him: "Zilong."

Zhao Yun raised his head and fixedly looked at the bright spring-like cheeks of a certain woman who had just changed her clothes. Probably because she had just danced, there were still a few traces of red on her face.This kind of brilliance often confuses Zhao Yun. He doesn't understand how the little girl who is as gorgeous as peaches and plums can be combined with the master who takes the world as a chess game and competes against the world. What's more amazing is that these two The demeanor didn't violate harmony at all, which made him feel dazzled and confused.

"Zilong." A certain woman said with a smile, "I haven't seen you for a long time, have you ever been married?"

Zhao Yun felt that his voice was a bit astringent: "The world has not yet settled down, so what should we do at home?"

A certain woman said with a smile: "This is just an excuse. Don't let go of your good time, this great time. However, if you have never married, right now..."

Just as Zhao Yun was about to ask carefully, he saw Sun Ce in a red dress walking towards this direction very proudly, but after a few words, a certain girl was dragged away by Sun Ce, and did not show up again until late at night.The first half of the banquet to welcome Zhou Yu was solemn, but the second half was deserted. Zhou Yu sat with a smile on his face, poured himself a drink, and looked unfazed by favor or humiliation, showing great grace and elegance.

Therefore, Zhao Yun could never imagine that such a person would be captured by a certain woman and become a minister under her skirt.However, only a few days later, Sun Jian's wife rushed into a certain woman's big tent to arrest her. Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were both present at the scene, and they were caught right away. I don't know how they get along well.Mrs. Sun's face was ashen, and she spoke neither humble nor overbearing, but she scolded people around the corner, scolded a certain woman, and said that she had found a famous lady for Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, and invited a certain woman to marry her.A certain woman lamented unceasingly, but the situation forced her to obey.

Since then, the capture of a series of beauties from Jiangdong Wu has temporarily come to an end.And the history of the strategy against the former ministers of Wei State officially started.There are so many talents in Yingchuan, such as Xun Yu, Guo Jia and others, they have really been in the limelight for a while.

At this time, a certain woman has occupied Wuwei, Anding, Xiping, Tianshui, Chang'an, Xicheng and other places, and is advancing steadily to the southeast. However, the relationship with the ethnic minorities that has always been deliberately maintained is under the influence of other forces to sow dissension and spread messages. With frequent loopholes, the Qiang people brazenly launched a fierce offensive against Xiping City.

In desperation, a certain woman withdrew the front line and hurriedly called the general back to rescue.The Qiang people have always been fierce, even if the Su Mengzhen army was transferred, it was still just a tie.When the war situation was stalemate, 190 AD came quietly.

The dark chess that was played at the beginning of the game finally came into play.At that time, a certain woman persuaded Ma Teng to stay in her army at all costs, just for this moment.Looking forward to the stars and the moon, Ma Teng's eldest son, Ma Chao, finally reached the age of becoming an official, and came to swear allegiance to the lord.

"Leave the marching and fighting to me, Ma Chao, from now on!" The young man in lion helmet and silver armor stood at His Royal Highness clenching his fists and made an oath.

Then, Ma Chao raised his head.Immediately afterwards, his eyes widened instantly.

"Have I seen you?" the young boy murmured.

Ma Teng hurriedly scolded: "Meng Qi, don't be rude! Call the master!"

Ma Chao learned etiquette very well. He quickly stood up with his eyes on his nose and his heart on his nose. He lowered his head slightly and called, "See you, my lord."

A certain woman, with her usual arrogant smile, looked Ma Chao up and down carefully: "Sure enough, he is a good-looking talent! Red lips, white teeth, slender waist and long legs, he is top class."

Ma Chao's face turned red immediately, and Ma Teng's expression changed drastically when he heard it from the sidelines, and he pleaded hastily: "My son is young and stubborn by nature, I wish to inherit the legacy of my ancestors and gallop across the battlefield, I hope the lord will agree!"