[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

There are no hidden secrets in the Forbidden City.Wuya Yuanqi's disgrace in front of the palace provoked the emperor's fury, and the news of her complete return to Zhao spread wildly in the harem as if she had grown wings.Almost everyone couldn't help gloating, even Er Chun was no exception, only An Xi from Zhongcui Palace was upright and treated her the same.

Er Chun ran over and laughed at Yuan Qi: "Do you know why you lost your dignity in front of the palace? Because I put Wushi powder in the tea you usually drink. Did you have hallucinations when you were sleeping? You did this just to get revenge on you for harming Shuning. Didn’t you think I didn’t see that you put medicine in Shuning’s meal? Shuning and I originally wanted to help you win the emperor’s favor, but you destroyed the Great Wall yourself. What a shame! You have to blame yourself!"

But Yuan Qi is invulnerable to all poisons, so why would he be afraid of Wushi San?Wushi Powder was originally a secret medicine used by Taoists. If taken properly, it has the magical effect of five qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi qi yang qi and three flower qi gathering at the top.Yuan Qi took a look at this self-proclaimed envoy of justice, sighed and said, "I don't know what's wrong with Er Chun's asthma? You and my sister, since you kindly gave me five stone powder, I will reciprocate, so I will pay you back." Let me help you treat your asthma." After speaking, regardless of Sanqi 21, he pushed Er Chun down on the bed, took off his shirt, and stabbed it with a few golden needles.

When An Qian pushed open the door, she saw Er Chun rushing out with disheveled clothes and a flustered expression. She was very surprised, looked up and down at Yuan Qi in the room, and Fang said: "I heard that the young master is in Suzhou. Stay for a while. These Su-style dim sums are made by slaves, I hope the young master will not dislike them."

Yuan Qi happily went to Yongshou Palace to see Concubine Ru after eating snacks.Concubine Ru was surprised when she saw that her expression was normal, she backed away and said, "What's the matter? You once said that your methods are so good, how could you return without success?"

Yuan Qi sighed and said, "I can't help it. God wants to kill me. But after this incident, it can be seen that the palace favors the high and tramples the low."

Concubine Ru nodded and said, "I've also noticed something about Er Chun. Do you want me to punish her lightly?"

Yuan Qi smiled strangely: "I can take care of the punishment myself. There is a maid in Zhongcui Palace named An Qian, do you know that? I think she has a very good temper."

Concubine Ru tentatively asked: "Do you want to take her for your own use?"

Yuan Qi shook his head hastily: "She is upright and smart, being a court lady really humiliates her. She will be released from the palace in a year, and it is useless to keep her heart, why don't you just be a grace , let her go out of the palace."

Concubine Ru said: "Since she is smart and upright, don't you want her to be by your side?"

Yuan Qi said: "I don't want to. I really don't want to. If I want to survive in the palace, I naturally have my means. No matter how smart she is and how she has ideas, she may not be suitable for me. Just treat it as a good deed."

Concubine Ru hurriedly asked, "What method are you planning to use?"

Yuan Qi said as a matter of course: "It's not good for me to fight in person, so it's natural to support an agent. I'm very optimistic about you, what do you think?"

Concubine Ru felt happy and sad when she heard the words, she lightly shook her head and said, "It may not be good. I am old and I am no longer as brave as I used to be."

Yuan Qi laughed and said: "You speak modestly, but you are unwilling in your heart. In fact, from my point of view, you are mature, sensible, charming and glamorous. You are indeed the idol of a generation of nerds, and the rare spokesperson for Yujie. It's just that after giving birth Out of shape and lack of exercise. Why don't you try Kegels?"

Although Concubine Ru is clever, she is finally defeated by Yuan Qi's confusing language.She asked with a blank face: "What is an otaku? What is an idol? What is Yujie? What is an endorsement? What is Kegel exercise?"

Yuan Qi blinked and said, "It's a kind of exercise that will increase your pleasure when sleeping with a man. Come, let me teach you how to exercise, so as to ensure the firmness as before and add charm."

I don’t know if it’s because of the outstanding Kegel exercise theory, Niu Yulu Ruyue’s unique talent, or Yuan Qi’s excellent beauty and health preservation skills. In short, after one month, Rufei Empress successfully regained the favor of Emperor Jiaqing. The spring night is short, even worse than before giving birth.Not long after, the concubine Ru concubine sent good news again. In order to prevent other people from vying for favor, she pushed Yuan Qi out of the mountain again, and obtained a second chance for her to serve the bed in front of the emperor.

"You promised me! Don't screw up again this time!" Concubine Ru repeatedly warned Yuan Qi.

"Don't worry, my disguise and puppet skills have always been outstanding." Yuan Qi muttered in a low voice, although Ru Fei, who had been pregnant for three years, did not understand the meaning of her words as usual.

Of course I won't mess up again this time.Because Yuan Qi suffered from male misogyny, he never participated in the battle himself.When she played Emperor Zhu Taizhen in the world of The Deer and Ding Ji, she had carefully created a puppet to pretend to be Empress Ruichu. She spoke and behaved flawlessly, and even deceived the palace people of the Forbidden City for decades.Now she is doing the same thing, dressing up as a puppet Yuan Qi is only a matter of minutes.

When the sedan chair carrying the puppet Yuan Qi swayed towards the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the real Yuan Qi also hid aside and followed the sedan chair.Then, she sat on the high beams of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, frowning and enjoying a live erotic palace.The puppet she carefully crafted knows style, is good at teasing, can cry and laugh, can make faces, can act like a baby, can talk sweetly, and can fake orgasm.When Yuan Qi looked at Jiaqing's intoxicated and obsessed expression when he worked hard on the puppet, he knew that his puppet tactics had succeeded.

System: Congratulations to the protagonist!The protagonist's puppet tactics were successful, and the protagonist was successfully promoted to Qi nobleman.

"The imperial decree has arrived!" The next day, the little eunuch rushed all the way to announce the Jiaqing's decree, "By God, the emperor ordered it. Wuya Yuanqi has both ability and political integrity, and has a virtuous character. He is a special nobleman and bestowed the title Qi."

Yuan Qi curled his lips, accepted the imperial decree, and turned to look for Er Chun to treat his asthma: "You are almost cured now. Let me tell you a secret, there is a nobleman named Nalan Fuya in the harem, who was also Xu's son back then. The father-in-law sent her to the palace. She is your own sister, you should find a way to find her and recognize her as a sister. A place like the harem is not suitable for you, so you should not get involved. "

Er Chun turned pale with shock: "How do you know?"

Yuan Qi didn't even bother to talk to her: "Believe it or not. Also, I will definitely be favored in the future. If you haven't served the bed yet, don't even think about serving the bed. Anyway, that old and ugly man is not good enough for you." .Since you are not favored, life must be difficult, just like your sister is so pitiful. If you need something in the future, if you are bullied by the servants, just come to me. Just bear with me, and I will send you out when I take power As for Xu Wantian, he is just trying to save his life anyway, I will not dissatisfy him with such a humble request, don't worry."

Er Chun naturally thought that Yuan Qi had been stimulated by something, his mind was confused, and he didn't believe the nonsense behind her at all.She came to Fuya suspiciously, the sisters recognized each other, and the two cried a lot.Immediately Er Chun felt that Yuan Qi was a bit unpredictable.

Yuan Qi predicted well.During Rufei's more than half a year of pregnancy, the harem was the battlefield where she and Hou Jiayuying, whom the queen had recently fostered, fought for favor.Hou Jiayuying prides herself on her beauty, but her IQ is really mediocre. She can't prevent Rufei's cold-blooded attacks, and she can't compare to Yuan Qi's puppet in a lot of tricks, with [-] kinds of martial arts.Soon after, Yuan Qi was promoted to Concubine Qi by Emperor Jiaqing, who couldn't control his lower body, and moved to Changchun Palace, where he became the head of the first palace.And Yuying is still just a small and luxurious person.

However, the concubine Ru concubine received bad news at this time: while Yuan Qi was busy fighting for favor with Yuying, she was once again plotted against by the scheming empress empress, and she had another miscarriage. After being diagnosed and treated by the imperial physician, she could never conceive again .

"Is it true?" The mature and glamorous Niu Yulu Ruyue stared closely at Concubine Qi who came to take her pulse after hearing the news, hoping that this comrade-in-arms who claimed to be smarter than Sun Qinghua and Sun Baiyang would tell her that all this was nothing It was a misdiagnosis, and she still had hope.However, doctors do not tell lies.Although Wuya Yuanqi usually speaks freely, at this time she had to shake her head regretfully.

Ruyue's eyes suddenly dimmed.

"Isn't this just right? In this way, you don't have to worry about having sex with someone anymore, getting a big belly, and you can concentrate on enjoying the whole process of going to bed and having sex. I have observed carefully, although the old thing is a bit old and fat It’s a bit ugly, but it’s still a handle after all, and the bottom size is okay. When it’s hardened, the frequency and durability are not satisfactory. Since you have used it for so many years, you shouldn’t dislike it. He, just continue to use it. I don't understand why you are so sad." Yuan Qi enlightened Ruyue.

Ruyue couldn't help but shed tears: "I thought that I could finally have a son this time, but I didn't expect..."

"Damn! No!" Yuan Qi couldn't help but said, "It's just that you can't have a son, and it's not like the sky is falling. If you look like this, if Xiao Gege sees her, how sad will she be? As the saying goes, a mother is strong." , you should be strong so that you can protect her well in a place like the harem, where people can't spit out their bones."

Ruyue said dejectedly: "Those who use sex to serve others, their sex fades and their love relaxes. In the harem, love is nothing but fleeting. Only heirs are the foundation of life. I have Xiao Gege by my side, even though the days are sad, it is okay. Can barely survive. But when Little Gege grows up, how will she live without her biological brother?"

Yuan Qi blinked and said, "It's impossible for Little Gege to have a brother with the same father and mother. But what if her biological mother is the Queen of the Palace?"

Ruyue shook her head and said: "I have been fighting with the queen for many years. Although she has been dormant and seems to be not as popular as me now, the position of queen has always been safe and secure."

Yuan Qi said: "Tell me, if the people below collect all the evidence of her beating the concubine and murdering the emperor's heir, expose it to the emperor, and then let someone close to her turn herself in as a tainted witness, what do you think will happen? "

Ruyue smiled wryly and said, "How could someone close to her testify? Besides, the emperor might not sincerely investigate her, after all, the power behind her is too great."

Yuan Qi thought for a moment, then nodded, "It does take a little effort. But it's not impossible. Some people need to die."