[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

When a certain woman came to the world of The Deer and Ding Ji, it was in the middle of the night.She opened her eyes in a daze, and saw that she was in an extremely magnificent palace, wearing the service of a little maid, leaning on a pillar, thinking that it was too hard, she fell asleep for a while during the night, and then woke up Come.

System: The protagonist descends into the world of The Deer and Ding Ji.The protagonist's current identity is Ruichu, a court lady.

In the dragon and phoenix tent, there was the sound of clothes being ruffled, and two people, a man and a woman, were whispering something.

A woman's soft voice came from inside the curtain: "Take it easy, there are still little maids outside."

Immediately afterwards, there was a man's obviously deep voice: "Oops! If she finds out, I'll kill you." As he spoke, he rushed out, and it turned out to be a short and fat man.

Ruichu immediately knew that this was the fake queen mother Mao Dongzhu and her lover Thin Toutuo.

Rui Chu ran away, the short and fat Thin Toutuo chased after her, the woman in the curtain called out softly: "Rui Chu, don't run away, come quickly and help me..."

When he was about to run to the gate of the palace, Ruichu suddenly stamped his feet and turned his head with a smile: "It seems that no one has dared to attack me for a long time, right? It's been too long, and I almost forgot that I know martial arts. It's still like this when things happen. It's really embarrassing to run around." She slapped her palm lightly and delicately, and Thin Toutuo fell down without a sound, dying of breath.

Mao Dongzhu screamed and snatched it out, but was restrained by Ruichu again.Ruichu smiled in her ear and said: "Mao Dongzhu, right? It is said that she is Mao Wenlong's daughter? She also learned the Kung Fu of Snake Island? But so what? Do you want to die or live? If you want to die, I will help you." Make a pair of dead mandarin ducks with your man, but your daughter Jianning will have a hard time, if you want to live, the Life and Death Talisman can control 360 big holes around your body, it's up to you to choose."

System: The protagonist subdues Mao Dongzhu.

Within a few months, Ruichu lurks beside Mao Dongzhu. As soon as the members of the Dragon Sect enter the palace, they are like mud cows sinking into the sea.Then Mao Dongzhu became more and more uneasy, depending on Ruichu's face when he walked, sitting or lying down, and Ruichu's status in the palace rose sharply, and no one dared to provoke him.Until that day, Ruichu received a tip-off, saying that Hai Dafu, the old man of the Shangshan Supervisor, brought a child back to the palace.And this child, of course, is Wei Xiaobao.

When Ruichu found Wei Xiaobao, he had just killed Xiao Guizi, the little eunuch next to Hai Dafu, blinded Hai Dafu, and was trying to escape.Ruichu took advantage of the situation and killed Mr. Hai, picked up Wei Xiaobao after lifting his clothes, and asked with a smile: "Do you want to die or live?"

Rui Chu said again: "For a cunning little cunning like you, it's better to live than to die. Right? But this is the palace, and it's not easy to live. You have to listen to my orders first. Here, except The emperor is a man with a handle, and the other men are all eunuchs. If you want to live, I have to lead the knife for you, and I will live up to your youthful flair."

Wei Xiaobao is still young at this time, he hasn't had experience, and he doesn't know a few big characters, so how does he know what it means to "make a quick move with a sword".Seeing that Ruichu was handsome and looked not to be trifled with, he quickly leaned over and salivated and replied, "My dear sister, as long as you save my life, I will repay you like a bully from now on."

Ruichu nodded in relief, she was originally a person who has seen countless men and is considerate, but with a slight pull at this time, Wei Xiaobao's clothes and trousers were all ripped off, and she became a clean and alone person.

Wei Xiaobao yelled loudly, covering his little brother with both hands, twisting and twisting non-stop.He looked ugly, so Ruichu naturally wouldn't take pity on him, tapped a few large acupuncture points with his ten fingers, and Wei Xiaobao lost consciousness, and then "drawing the knife into one piece", successfully performed physical castration.

System: Currently, the protagonist's score is 4000 points, and the merit is 2000. The system automatically judges that the luck exceeds that of the protagonist in the original book, and the physical castration can be performed normally.

The next day, when Ruichu went to see Wei Xiaobao, his dumb acupoints had been untied automatically, and he cursed at Ruichu: "Spicy mom, you bastard, how dare you treat me like this..." Before he could say anything After finishing, Rui Chu sealed his mouth with smelly socks and other things.

Ruichu looked aggrieved and said to Wei Xiaobao: "This is the imperial palace, what can I do? If you don't want to be a eunuch, you will be said to be filthy and you will be executed immediately. Besides, I have applied the best wound for you." Medicine, you can move freely when you take it off the ground in an instant. You have to thank me very much."

No matter how shrewd Wei Xiaobao is, he can't compare to Ruichu who has experienced so many acting skills and deceptions in the world, and even foolishly believed it.What's more, Ruichu is very respectable in the palace, treats him very well, and feeds him regularly with exquisite dim sum in the palace.Wei Xiaobao grew up in Dean Lichun, how could someone treat him so well, so he was so moved that he married Jinlan and recognized Ruichu as his older sister, and from then on she was the only one to follow.He obeyed Ruichu's instructions, worked hard to learn all kinds of survival knowledge in the palace, and was arranged to be in the queen mother's palace, and became a personal eunuch of Mao Dongzhu.

As for Hai Dafu, when he died, he died without a sound.The corpse powder he had collected was enough to turn his and Xiao Guizi's corpses into yellow water in an instant, making these two people no longer exist in the world.

A castrated Wei Xiaobao, no matter how smart he is, is at best An Dehai, Li Lianying and his ilk, except for the domineering and leaking protagonist template protection, he is not a fart, and every day he pulls the curtain outside the Empress Dowager's Palace of Compassion, Shouting in a shrill voice: "The emperor is here!"

So the little emperor Kangxi really came.

Although Mao Dongzhu is a fake empress dowager, after so many years of pretending to be a queen mother, she still has the posture she should have. She frowned at Kangxi and said, "The queen is happy. Why don't you go to visit her in Kunning Palace and come to me?"

Rui Chu listened to it, and couldn't help but look up at the sky.

Originally, when she first came to this world, she planned to prostitute Kangxi.Her wishful thinking is jingling, whoring men should be picked up from when they were babies, and it would be best to steal Lao Kang's first night, the little boy with an ignorant face is like a blank sheet of paper, he can draw whatever he wants, and it is easy Generate a fledgling plot.

Unexpectedly, there was a mistake in chess, and after inquiring clearly, I found out that he had already married the queen three years ago. The 11-year-old emperor and the queen who is not a few years older than him.Tsk tsk, the ancients were really quite open.Is it because there is no consummation after the wedding?Nor is it.The first son was born.It can only be said that the royal family is precocious, and if it is spread, it will teach children badly.

It was precisely for the above reasons that Ruichu originally had no interest in Xuan Ye, the rumored wise and mighty Emperor Kangxi.Until that day, when the heat was sweltering, she ran to the emperor's bedroom to avoid the heat in order to avoid the heat. When she saw the little emperor lying high on the dragon bed, with red lips and white teeth, and a coquettish expression, she was burned out by the high temperature for a while, Can't hold it...

If there is one, there are two, and if there are two, there are three.Ruichu is a master of martial arts, Gaoli comes, Gaoli goes, when he comes, he disappears without a trace, and when he goes, he makes no sound. .

Xuan Ye's eyes didn't seem to look at Rui Chu, but he had a panoramic view of her expression.He smiled and said to Mao Dongzhu: "I have been very interested in martial arts recently. I heard that there is a palace maid Ruichu here. I have a lot of experience in this. I specially came to borrow her."

The so-called learning and borrowing of martial arts is to learn how to fight with goblins in bed.When she was excited, she called him "Little Xuanzi" and grabbed his arm fiercely.Afterwards, Ruichu said that Xiao Xuanzi was very comfortable serving her at bedtime, and he had made great progress these days.In return, she is willing to do her part to kill Obai.

So on a dark and windy night, the domineering and arrogant Ao Bai Ao Shaobao died in his own home. His death was horrific, and all the crimes of Ao Bai were written on the white wall of the scene with blood.Oboi's power disappeared immediately.After Xiaoxuanzi took charge of the government, he finally took the initiative in politics.

However. "Oboi is corrupt and perverts the law, and his wealth is countless. Have you seen it?" Xuan Ye couldn't hold back anymore when he ordered Suo Ertu to search the house, only a few tens of thousands of belongings were confiscated, and asked Rui Chu like this.

Ruichu pretended to be crazy and stupid, and somehow got an invulnerable gold silk vest, and presented it to Xuanye: "Well, this vest is good. I give it to you." Xuanye could only laugh or cry, and let it go.Anyway, for politicians, temporary wealth is secondary, and controlling the general trend of the world is the main thing.As long as there is a world, don't they have the final say on all the wealth in the world?

——The state is a tool of class rule, and the distribution of means of production has always been determined by the rulers, as in ancient times.

And emotions take root, sprout, grow, and grow in some invisible corners. Finally, one day, the emotional index broke through a certain threshold, and Xuan Ye said: "I don't ask you where you came from, and you don't have to tell me." Me, I will find a way to let you enter the Han army flag and make you a nobleman, okay?"

Then Ruichu disappeared from the palace.Disappearing with her is the fake queen Mao Dongzhu.There are also all 42 chapters that can be found in the palace.Yet they also left something behind.For example, Wei Xiaobao who still has a clever face, for example, a letter telling Xuanye that Emperor Shunzhi became a monk in Mount Wutai.

When the auspicious snow was flying, the second son of Emperor Kangxi was born, born of Empress Hesheli.The palace is jubilant.

In the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Wu Sangui's memorial requesting for an increase in food and salary was placed on the desk, arrogant and frivolous.

In the emperor's bedroom, there was no one to wait on him, and it was a mess.When someone from the palace asked him in private, the eunuch in charge severely reprimanded him, but he bent down and held the cloak, and put it on for the furious emperor.

"Your Majesty, it's important to take care of the dragon's body. Even if the Anti-Thieves Heaven and Earth recently recruited a woman with high martial arts skills, what kind of atmosphere can it become?" He cautiously advised.