Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

Qin Yuejing spoke first and said: "Everyone probably knows the master of the two of us, but we still want to introduce, our master is the famous kidnapper Zhang in the imperial capital! He likes children !"

Jiang Chengyang hurriedly corrected him: "It's not a kidnapper, it's a cripple, and there's something wrong with your leg. You're lucky, our master finally became a child abductor!"

Qin Yuejing was surprised: "Could it be? Isn't it? Aren't we just kidnapped?"

Audience: "Hahaha!" Has anyone ever ridiculed their master like this!

"No, it's not the same as that, it's totally different! Besides, we were both grown-ups when we were apprentices, so what about children!" Jiang Chengyang was a little helpless.

"Oh, lame Zhang."

"Yes, lame."

"Okay, let me continue to introduce. My master is lame Zhang, Zhang Liji, he has been a Taoist priest, his Taoist name is Wuji, and he is also called Zhang Wuji. Let me tell you, my master is especially good at the Nine Suns Divine Art..."

"All right? All right? Well, why not? It's about "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"! Zhang Wuji, not Zhang Wuji!" Jiang Chengyang directly stopped Qin Yuejing.

"That's right, it's Zhang Wuji." Qin Yuejing was puzzled, he was right!

"Nonsense (one? sound), you are Wuji (four sounds)!"

Qin Yuejing finally understood: "Oh, yes, it's nonsense. My master, it's nonsense. It's an old problem that fell in the early years. He has never had children all his life, and he still talks like this." As he spoke, he began to learn? Female voice, Jiao Didi said, "Apprentice!"

This flamboyant action immediately caused the audience to roar with applause.

Afterwards, Qin Yuejing returned to normal, and said: "That's why my master learned the Nine Suns Divine Art because of Yin and Yang imbalance!"

"Hi!" Jiang Chengyang immediately stopped Qin Yuejing's words, "Why is it talking about Zhang Wuji again? What else? Yes, you are talking about eunuchs! You are not right!"

"I'm talking about no chicken! That's right!" Qin Yuejing spread her hands.

"Nonsense, nonsense? It's nonsense, which chicken are you talking about?" Jiang Chengyang narrowed his eyes and looked at Qin Yuejing, waiting for his answer.

"I..." Qin Yuejing was a little funny, but he couldn't say it clearly, he could only say, "What do you think?"

"Ask me!" Jiang Chengyang pointed to himself and said in surprise?

"Hahaha!" At this moment, the audience burst into laughter.

"All right, all right, let me spread common sense for you!" Jiang Chengyang patted Qin Yuejing's shoulder, "Ji, it's meant to be investigated and verified, it's nonsense, it means that there is no basis The Taoist name of Wuji contains some dialectical thinking, and Wuji is regarded as absurd, implying that everything is seen clearly and everything is in the heart, this is the origin of the name of the master!"

……

After the wonderful conversation between the two of them, they immediately entered into the main activity of today's "The Adventures of Zhang Laizi: Heroic and Brave". They have told this story many times, and it is about their master who was young. Fashion? A story of chivalry.

At this moment, Qin Yuejing saw a white paper fan in his hand, and sent it forward, saying: "It's too late, but it's too soon, I saw Master rushing towards that person with a sharp knife in his hand, and only heard a 'puchi'. Voice!"

Jiang Chengyang frowned and asked, "Is he stabbed to death?"

How do you know? Before Qin Yuejing could reply, someone in the auditorium suddenly shouted: "The waistband is off!"

Instantly everyone was happy!

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang felt helpless, there was actually someone?

But the two people on the stage didn't feel any tension at this time, thinking to themselves, "Aren't you digging, then I won't give you room to dig!"

In the blink of an eye, Qin Yuejing's mind flashed, and she directly changed all the words below!

"Wow, a stream of water came out!" Qin Yuejing pretended to be shocked and said, "The water is almost converging into a stream!"

"Hey! Good man? Guy, Master stabbed someone's? Home? Bladder!"

At this time, Jiang Chengyang also? Know? His junior brother's plan, and quickly shouted out in shock, but then he clicked his tongue twice: "It seems that this person's kidney function is quite strong!"

Who knew? In the next second, he was pushed hard by Qin Yuejing.

"What are you talking about, what kidney function! Do you want to have a big waist? You like flirty things, don't you!" At this time, Qin Yuejing pushed Jiang Chengyang and pointed directly at the man's nose scolded?

When Jiang Chengyang saw Qin Yuejing's angry little appearance and heard his junior brother's embarrassment, he felt amused, and hurriedly replied: "Yes, I like you!"

In an instant, the audience screamed, and the fans couldn't help covering their faces in excitement.This is a public confession!

However, Qin Yuejing wasn't happy at all, he quickly pushed Jiang Chengyang again: "Fuck you, you're just flirting!"

"Hahaha!"

"Is that a kidney? That's a water bag!" Qin Yuejing continued to unravel the mystery, "Master took a closer look, and it turned out that the knife was pierced on the cowhide water bag! There was not only a 'poof' sound , still? There is water flowing out, how about it!"

"it is good!"

Jiang Chengyang gave Qin Yuejing a thumbs up.And the audience once again burst into warm applause.

These two people actually changed the words temporarily, which is great!Just this reaction, absolutely!

After the applause paused for a while, boos rang out again, but not at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, but at the brother who was doing the work just now!

This guy, just now when the disciples of Jiqing Hall went to the field, he had a job. Unexpectedly, now he met his aunt and uncle and he was kicked to the iron plate!deserve it!It is estimated that this guy will not dare to talk about it in the future!

After Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's show ended, how could they know? The audience was so enthusiastic that they shouted for another episode.

The two of them were also very excited at this time, and wanted to return to the stage, but they just didn't know if there was enough time for the rest. Immediately, the two of them decided to step down first and then talk.

However, when the two of them turned around to step off the stage, they were stopped by Li Chengyu, who was on the stage.

"Come on for a while, it's okay, there's enough time later." Li Chengyu looked at the two of them and laughed softly.He was also amused by the two wonderful performances just now.

The two nodded and also smiled. They also liked the atmosphere of the theater, and their master had taught them that the audience is their bread and butter. As long as there is enough time, they will continue to perform.

Seeing that the two of them really walked back and were about to return to the stage, the audience immediately gave warm applause to welcome them.

When the encore was over, the two finally stepped off the stage.

Who would have known that, as soon as they entered the backstage, the two of them were surrounded by several disciples of Ji Qing Tang.

"You guys are amazing! Someone? Planed to respond on the spot!"

"You guys really dare to fight against the audience. If it's normal, we'll just go along like that. It doesn't matter if you plan or not."

"If you want me to say, why did someone suddenly come to dig work today? It's also very strange!"

Several disciples in Jiqing Hall were chattering, Qin Yuejing looked at Qiao Huayan who was sitting there waiting, rolled his eyes, and made a joke: "This planer is not a flower Is it sent by my son?"

"Ha ha!"

"puff!"

In an instant, the whole backstage staff burst out laughing.

When Qiao Huayan heard this, she was not as angry as usual, but raised the corner of her mouth: "If I really send someone?, I will definitely send someone? Go up? Beat you two!"

After hearing this, Qin Yuejing raised her eyebrows, grinned quickly and cupped her hands at Qiao Huayan: "That's it? Thank you, Master Hua, for not killing him? En!"

"Hahaha!"

The two of them went back and forth this time, which made everyone in the backstage laugh too hard.And Qiao Huayan didn't deliberately hold back, and she was amused.

For a short time, there was joy and harmony in the background.While Li Chengyu was satisfied, he also breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that the relationship between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang and Xiao Qiao is not bad!

After laughing for a while, everyone continued to work.

Next, it was the turn of all the disciples of Jiqing Hall to perform.What they are going to perform is the last show, Beijing Opera Joint Singing and Crosstalk.

At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stood on the side of the stage, watching the performance on the stage, and realized that this Jiqingtang really deserves to be one of the few big cross talk groups in Huaguo, and the disciples are quite capable .

Looking at it, Jiang Chengyang suddenly suggested in Qin Yuejing's ear, "If there is a chance, let's sing a piece of Peking Opera too!"

Qin Yuejing's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Okay, okay, what are you talking about performing? Our master taught us Peking Opera!"

Jiang Chengyang looked at Qin Yuejing's sparkling eyes, and raised the corner of his mouth: "How about we sing "Farewell My Concubine"? You come to Yuji, and I come to Bawang."

Qin Yuejing's eyes narrowed instantly, his senior brother wanted to take advantage of him!

Immediately, he pretended not to hear clearly, tilted his head and asked in confusion: "What, what Bawang chicken? Brother, do you want to eat a hamburger?"

Jiang Chengyang was funny, seeing Qin Yuejing pretending to be hard of hearing, he patted this man's head: "What Bawang chicken, I mean, you come to Yuji, I will come to your father (Bawangji) ) King." After he finished speaking, he thought to himself, I think you are still playing tricks on your ears.

This time, Qin Yuejing stopped pretending to be stupid, and quickly jumped up: "Sure enough, you are taking advantage of me. What about my father? I think it's suitable for you to come to Concubine Yu, too? Don't say anything about Concubine Yu, come to Yubai Bar!"

"Fuck you!"

The author has something to say: Find the treasure in the next chapter~

Overhead, don't pay too much attention to place names~

Kidnap: This means abduction and trafficking of children.

Digging: also known as digging, telling the audience or audience the suspense or burden in advance, thereby greatly weakening the appeal or effect of the work, usually called digging, and digging out the burden is called digging. (from Baidu)