Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

The show began to perform, and in the process of talking, the audience finally knew what the relationship between these three people was.

It turned out that Jiang Chengyang and Qin Yuejing played a couple, and Song Xinfang in the middle played a friend of the couple.And what this cross talk is about is the story that happened when the three of them had dinner one day.

Usually, the show "Picking the Jacket" takes at least an hour. Although today is an overtime game, the time is limited, so for the smooth progress of the whole game, they did not stay for a long time. The sentence directly entered Zhenghuo.

"Hey! Big brother, do you know?" Jiang Chengyang patted his chest and pointed at Song Xinfang, and it started to get involved, "Let me tell you, I have been a very reliable person since I was a child." , you? Don’t look at me now, let me tell you? I was a black man when I was a child, and I was almost sent to Africa, but? Fortunately, one day I suddenly turned white, bleached and bleached! You? Say it’s amazing!"

"You? Wait a minute." Song Xinfang hastily interrupted Jiang Chengyang's nonsense, and looked at him up and down, "What black? You? You have black blood? How is that possible? You? Your skin is not quite white now Is it? And we are not called white people, we are serious Chinese people with yellow skin and black eyes!"

Jiang Chengyang curled his lips, a little annoyed: "You? Look at you? I still don't believe it, let me tell you? I'm a black man. When I was a child, I always wore curly hair on my head. My skin was really black. See!"

"I don't believe it!" Song Xinfang shook his head and waved his hands, as if he didn't believe it at all.

"You? Don't believe me, you? Ask my wife!" Jiang Chengyang pointed to Qin Yuejing who was standing aside.

With the sound of his wife falling, the audience screamed, and even the three judges in the judges' seat couldn't help but look back at the excited fans.They are also a little funny, alas, they also don't understand the aesthetics of little girls nowadays, why do they like flirting with two young men!You? Say it's strange!

Qin Yuejing was taken aback for a moment, wondering why Jiang Chengyang was looking for her. At this moment, he was stroking the end of the long wig on his chest with two fingers, with a trace of caress, which caused bursts of laughter from the audience, and some fans It was even more difficult to hide the excited whispered discussion.

"My aunt is so charming. This is the first time I have seen my aunt like this."

"I'm dying of laughter, my aunt is so coquettish!"

"Uncle is a real man, jump on him!"

……

Jiang Chengyang saw that Qin Yuejing ignored him and was still beautiful, so he hurried over? Song Xinfang took his arm and whispered: "You? Why are you so beautiful, you? You have to prove it to me !"

Qin Yuejing quickly came to her senses and looked at Song Xinfang: "What did you guys say?"

At this time, Song Xinfang pulled the two of them back, then looked at Qin Yuejing, and said, "Just now, you? My husband said that he was a black man when he was a child, and then suddenly became a white man one day! Is there such a thing? "

After hearing this, Qin Yuejing immediately burst into laughter, which immediately caused the audience to laugh again.

After the laughter, he directly denied it: "Are you kidding me! Why are black people turning white! You? My husband is only black. Be careful I will send you to Africa! This is impossible!" waved.

Hearing this, Jiang Chengyang was furious, and hurriedly dragged Qin Yuejing aside: "Why is that impossible, this is my elder brother, we finally came out for a drink, you? How can you embarrass me!"

"But? Yes, but? I really don't know!" Qin Yuejing said pitifully.

"Let me tell you? Ah, I have the final say on this family. If I say yes, there will be one. If it doesn't work, we will divorce!"

Qin Yuejing was startled immediately: "What! Divorce?" Then he sneered, holding his hands in front of his chest, "Li Bai, I'm afraid of you? Ha!"

Jiang Chengyang saw that Qin Yuejing dared to challenge him, so he quickly dragged him to the side: "You? You dare to challenge me, go, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now, we divorce!"

Just when the audience thought that the two of them were really going to divorce, Qin Yuejing suddenly gave in: "Don't, don't, don't! What kind of marriage is a divorce, we have a very good relationship."

Speaking of which, Qin Yuejing blinked at Jiang Chengyang, and poked his shoulder with her finger to please him, trying to calm down the man in front of him.

This behavior, which seemed to be between husband and wife, immediately caused the scene to scream continuously.

But? Jiang Chengyang turned his face aside, not going to talk to Qin Yuejing.

Seeing that Jiang Chengyang was really angry, Qin Yuejing quickly hugged his arm and said coquettishly: "Besides, we still have children, you? You have to think about the children!"

"what--!"

Violent screams rang out again, this time the sound almost knocked the roof over, and the three judges couldn't help laughing, and the two of them gave it their all today.

Seeing Qin Yuejing mentioning the child, Jiang Chengyang nodded, and hurriedly walked back to Song Xinfang's side with him.

"What are you two talking about?" Song Xinfang asked.

"Hey, it's nothing, I can't remember just now, actually, my husband is right, he was black when he was young, and he became white when he grew up." Qin Yuejing couldn't help but roll her eyes , a little helpless.

Audience: "Hahaha!"

Song Xinfang heard this, looked at Qin Yuejing, then at Jiang Chengyang, a little curious: "Really? How do I remember you? We didn't know each other when we were two children!"

What Song Xinfang said revealed the real situation of the two of them, but? This is exactly what he used the actual situation to expose the lies in the cross talk, deliberately.The so-called, living inside and outside, repeatedly jumping horizontally, is what it means!

Qin Yuejing looked at the smile in Song Xinfang's eyes, and was also amused in her heart, but she quickly replied: "You? I remembered wrongly. Although I didn't know him when I was young, but? Yes, I knew his father and him." Mom, so I also know about his childhood."

"Oh, that's fine, then you tell us guys." Song Xinfang nodded, agreed with this statement, and didn't dwell on this issue, and quickly guided it.

Then Qin Yuejing started to lie, but the reason for his first lie was a bit ridiculous.

"You? You know that dance star, Michael Jackson, what is the classic move? It's like this." Qin Yuejing put one hand behind her head and started to push her belly with the other. Song Xinfang After seeing it, he quickly pulled him to stop.And Jiang Chengyang came directly behind Qin Yuejing and kicked his ass.

"You? You must abide by women's morals, do you know that!" Jiang Chengyang pretended to shout sharply.

Song Xinfang, who was standing on the stage, was also amused by the interaction between the two, and quickly said, "You don't need to make any moves, you? Just tell me what's going on."

At this time, the audience in the audience couldn't help laughing.

Qin Yuejing stopped her movements, but her hands were still rubbing her buttocks. Jiang Chengyang's kick just now was too strong, it hurts!

Jiang Chengyang saw it, and hurried up to rub his ass, but unexpectedly, the audience screamed again. For a while, he felt that the show could not be recorded anymore.

Fortunately, the two separated after rubbing.

Qin Yuejing smiled, and continued the show, pretending to be surprised and said: "Actually, I just wanted to say that my husband had severe vitiligo, and his entire body turned white!"

Hearing this explanation, Song Xinfang quickly waved his hands: "No, no! You? This one can be said to have turned white, but? But you can't say that he is black, right? You? This explanation doesn't make sense!"

At this time, Qin Yuejing saw that his first explanation didn't make sense, and she was a little anxious. Jiang Chengyang at the side gave him desperate winks, and threatened in a low voice: "Divorce, divorce, think about it quickly!"

Qin Yuejing rolled her eyes at last, and said "Ah!" loudly.

With this loud cry, Song Xinfang was so frightened that he quickly covered his heart, so that he didn't fall to the ground, but fortunately, Jiang Chengyang helped him in time.

The judges and the audience couldn't help laughing at this sudden situation, but? They also knew that this was the performance effect on the stage?.

Looking at Song Xinfang who was pretending to be ugly on the stage, Xi Zhihong was amused, but also had mixed feelings in his heart. He knew Song Xinfang, and he always looked sad and prematurely decayed. He did not expect to stand on the stage today, as if The same radiant!This kind of liveliness is almost on par with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.Just pretending to be frightened just now is really full of joy.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help sighing, it seems that the lion and tiger hall should really be reformed!

The show on the stage is still going on.

"You? Just say it, why are you so surprised!" Song Xinfang covered his heart, and shouted at Qin Yuejing angrily.

Qin Yuejing quickly apologized, and said: "Didn't I just remember this! Actually, my husband had vitiligo before, but it has nothing to do with this matter, you? If you want to talk about black people, then I have to give you ? Let’s talk about it.”

"Speaking of which, Jiang Chengyang's mother, that is, my mother-in-law, was very hard when she was pregnant with my husband. Her belly was so big, and her tastes changed. She was so picky. She didn't like anything very much, but she loved the same thing. !"

"What is it?" Song Xinfang asked curiously.

"Sauce! All kinds of sauces! Sweet noodle sauce, bean paste, peanut butter, etc!"

"This mouth is too heavy!" Song Xinfang grinned with disgust, and licked her lips, as if she also had sauce in her mouth.This appearance drew chuckles from the audience.

"But? It's my mother-in-law who likes to eat this, so my father-in-law has to buy it for me. My mother-in-law holds the sauce jar every day and drinks it like that."

Song Xinfang also listened with trepidation: "This is in time for drinking, but? What does this have to do with Jiang Chengyang being black before?"

"You? Listen!" Qin Yuejing asked Song Xinfang to calm down, "One day, my mother-in-law was about to give birth, and she was immediately taken to the hospital. down!"

"You? Is it miso or a human?" Song Xinfang asked amusedly.

"Of course it's a human, what do you think it is!" Jiang Chengyang said dissatisfiedly from the side.

"Hahaha!"

Qin Yuejing opened her hands, scratching something in the air: "Then, everyone is looking for it, but I haven't found the child for a long time!"

"Hey!" Song Xinfang was surprised, and then turned to look at Jiang Chengyang: "You? Mom went to the hospital or the bathroom!" In fact, the implicit meaning of this sentence is whether it is to have a baby or to shit.

After hearing this, Jiang Chengyang smiled and pushed Song Xinfang.

"Hahaha!" At this moment, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Here Qin Yuejing continued to talk: "Finally found it, huh, just look at it, it's a little black doll!"

Song Xinfang was surprised again: "Oh! It turns out that he is really black. Jiang Chengyang's father didn't say anything?!"

What he said was that when Jiang Chengyang's father saw his wife giving birth to a black child, didn't he suspect that the top of his head was green?

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter again.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing too, sure enough!As expected of the big brother of Shihutang, this skill is also extraordinary!

So hanging, I almost laughed!

Qin Yuejing quickly suppressed her smile, and continued: "After finding the child, the hospital doctor immediately took the child away, you? Guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"It turns out that Jiang Chengyang was born with jaundice only after this inspection!"

"Jaundice?" Song Xinfang nodded, but? Thinking of something, he asked, "I know this, shouldn't it be yellow?"

Qin Yuejing was helpless: "It's black because it's too yellow."

Song Xinfang suddenly realized: "Oh, that's it." He couldn't help but glance at Jiang Chengyang beside him, as if to say: From yellow to black, you? You can change!

"You? Look at me, listen to him!" Jiang Chengyang laughed.

"So, my husband said that he is black, but he is not black. It's just that he has severe jaundice, which was cured later. Now look at him, isn't he pretty good with red lips and white teeth? Thanks to our medical staff, yes Bar!"

Song Xinfang agreed: "That's true, that's true, okay, you? I agree with this statement!"

Sure enough, it was such a process of lying, which made all the audience laugh.

In addition to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's very creative and novel lies and rounded lies, Song Xinfang's just-right support also added to the icing on the cake of this wonderful show.

But? The show hasn't played yet.

Jiang Chengyang started to gossip again, either saying that he was so powerful, or that he had been to the moon. Anyway, what he was talking about was hype. In the end, Qin Yuejing couldn't stand it anymore. He stamped his feet and pointed to the moon. Jiang Chengyang: "Jiang Chengyang, let me tell you? There's no way to live this day. Divorce today!"

In an instant, the audience screamed again, and that's the point!

But at this moment, Song Xinfang did not persuade the two of them, but instead said to Qin Yuejing: "All right, all right, sister-in-law, you are such a person, you shouldn't have married him in the first place, I agree with you? divorce!"

My good guy, if you say that they usually persuade you to make peace and not to persuade you to leave, I didn't expect this person to actually support divorce!

Unexpectedly, these words angered Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.

Qin Yuejing pointed at Song Xinfang with a finger: "You? What are you talking about! If I don't marry him, I will marry you? Ah!"

Jiang Chengyang also pushed Song Xinfang: "That's my wife, it's none of your business!"

After Qin Yuejing finished speaking, she quickly came to Jiang Chengyang's side and put her arms around his arm, while Jiang Chengyang also touched Qin Yuejing's hand.

"Let's go, daughter-in-law, ignore him, how can anyone persuade people to divorce!"

"That's right, let's go home and live."

After finishing speaking, the two left the stage hand in hand, leaving Song Xinfang alone on the stage.

In the end, Song Xinfang spread his hands helplessly towards the audience, and sighed: "Oh, I can't live this day!" After speaking, he also hurried off the stage.

This final series of reversals immediately drew applause from the audience!The three judges couldn't help applauding!

At this time, Li Jihai couldn't help but sigh in his heart.Sure enough, there are even stronger players among the strong, and a mountain is higher than a mountain!

If it can be said that Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun's change of mandarin jackets into Hanfu is a formal innovation, then the cross talk between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang this time is completely an innovation in form and content!

In the past, the origin of "Picking the Jacket" was whether to borrow the "jacket", but now the cross talk between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang has directly turned into a dispute between the couple whether to divorce or not. What a fantastic idea!

Although he likes the traditional "Picking the Jacket", I have to say that he was also impressed by Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's creative cross talk.

Today's young actors are really not to be underestimated!Not bad, not bad, this show is very good, even if it is put on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, it can be done!

Xi Zhihong, who was at the side, was still thinking about Song Xinfang's performance just now.Why didn't he know that Song Xinfang's singing skills are so good?Like a bird that has left its cage, it finally spreads its wings and soars in the sky without restraint!

After that, the host called Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang, Qiao Huayan, and Han Haochun to the stage, waiting for the three judges to judge.

Looking at these four young figures, Professor Che was in trouble for a while.Although the theme is "Picking the Jacket", both sides have innovations, but he likes the works of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang more in his heart. He always feels that this kind of cross talk, which is close to sketches, is more in line with his taste.

After thinking for a while, he took the lead and said, "You? Your two groups' performances are very good, very exciting!" After speaking, he looked at Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong beside him, intending to see what they had to say.

However, Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong seemed to have discussed it well, and they decided not to mention the quality of the two programs. Instead, they talked about the history of cross talk and the technical characteristics of "Picking the Jacket".

For a while, the audience was a little anxious and announced the result directly? Well, why did the class start again!

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stood on the stage and listened carefully. This was the first time they heard an old cross talk artist other than their master explain cross talk. It was very fresh and beneficial.

After Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong finished talking, they finally started to discuss with Professor Che.

At this moment, Qiao Huayan on the stage suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

Soon, the three judges finished talking, Professor Che looked at the four people on the stage again, and announced with a smile:

"The one who won the national championship of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" this time is..." He paused for a while, "Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, "I Can't Live This Day!"!"

Hearing this result?, the audience stood up and applauded, and passionate music sounded at the scene.

And Qin Yuejing jumped directly on Jiang Chengyang's body, and the two embraced and cheered.

Champion, this is the champion!This is the national champion!

"We are champions, champions!" Qin Yuejing looked at Jiang Chengyang and shouted excitedly.

"Yes, the champion." Jiang Chengyang was also very excited at this time.

"Master, we have won the championship!" Qin Yuejing put his arms around Jiang Chengyang's shoulders, looked at the ceiling above his head, as if he saw their master's smiling face, his eyes instantly became moist.

In fact, if it is possible, today's show should be performed by their master and them!

Seeing how excited the two were, the audience couldn't help applauding again.

On the other hand, Qiao Huayan's face was pale, his teeth were clenched, and he was on the verge of falling. After Han Haochun noticed it, he quickly put his arms around his shoulders and reminded him in a low voice not to lose his composure.

Qiao Huayan's appearance, Li Jihai saw everything in his eyes, and he sighed slightly in his heart. With such a mind, he will take the game so seriously, and the road ahead will not be smooth. It seems that this The child still needs a lot of training!

On the other hand, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who have already returned to normal, nodded slightly, "Yes, very good, you can be excited, you can be glad you won the game, but you have to return to normal immediately .

Their cross talk artists are like this, if you don't have a strong heart, you won't be able to go on!

At this time, he didn't pay any attention to it? Qiao Huayan, instead asked Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.Hearing Li Jihai speak, the audience fell silent instantly.

"You two have a good understanding of cross talk. I want to ask, do you plan to join Jiqingtang?"

The sudden invitation surprised everyone in the audience. Unexpectedly, the old man of Ji Qingtang actually invited people himself!

Xi Zhihong on the side frowned. If you want to invite, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang should come to their lion and tiger hall the most. After all, these two are apprentices of Zhang Cripple!

But in an instant, he felt that his idea was a little ridiculous.Lame Zhang has already been expelled from the school, why is he still thinking about this man's apprentice!

Immediately, he sighed slightly in his heart. If it wasn't for Zhang Laizi's incident, these two energetic young people came to Lion and Tiger Hall, maybe they could really bring Lion and Tiger Hall back to its peak.

The performances of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang changed his view of Zhang Laizi and even these two young people.Especially seeing Song Xinfang's performance on the stage just now reminded him of the excitement he felt when he first talked about cross talk.

Don't forget the original intention, don't forget the original intention!

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were very surprised and excited when they saw that Li Jihai invited them to join Jiqingtang. This shows that this master figure is very optimistic about them, but they don't plan to go to Jiqingtang.

"Senior, when we first came to the imperial capital, we really planned to join Jiqingtang, but? At that time, Jiqingtang required two students to enroll students, and my senior brother and I didn't know how to do it? What opera?" There is absolutely no condition for Quyi to enter Jiqing Hall."

Everyone was shocked by this revelation, they didn't expect that these two people really planned to enter Jiqingtang!

"After that, we met our master Zhang Liji. It was he who brought us into the cross talk industry, and he also taught us cross talk. Our current goal is also our future goal, which is to continue our master's short cross talk Pass it on so that our master can continue to live in this world!"

As she spoke, Qin Yuejing glanced at Jiang Chengyang beside her.The two exchanged glances with each other. They both knew that they didn't want to be in any group. They just wanted to talk about their cross talk, pass on their master's cross talk, and let the world know that their master's magnificent life , which is enough.And they have another consideration for not joining Jiqingtang, that is, they plan to form a cross talk club themselves!

Hearing this euphemistic resignation, Li Jihai also understood that these two people did not plan to join Jiqingtang, but? He has a heart of love for talents, and it seems that he can take care of them more in the future.

Immediately, he glanced at Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun at the side, and had an idea in his mind.

In the end, this grand "Cross Talk Rookie Competition" ended with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang winning the national championship.

The author has something to say: I have added some of my own understanding of "Picking the Jacket" here!