Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

Today is the first day of the annual Summer Changdian Temple Fair in the imperial capital.

This summer temple fair in Changdian only started in recent years. The previous temple fairs in Changdian were only held in winter. However, in order to develop tourism in recent years, it can be regarded as a newly created temple fair.

Although holding temple fairs in summer is much less tasteful than winter, it is better because of the good weather and pleasant temperature, and it is quite popular with the masses.Now this summer Changdian Temple Fair has become one of the most famous summer events in the imperial capital.

Tourists who come here especially for the name will also come to the imperial capital at this time to experience the summer temple fair here.

Early in the morning, the Changdian Temple Fair welcomed tourists from all directions.

As soon as these tourists entered the Changdian Temple Fair, they began to stroll around. The streets were full of old handicraft exhibition stalls, delicious food stalls, and quaint street shops. The original style of the old imperial capital made tourists dazzled.

Suddenly, someone discovered that in a section of the street, at intervals of 20 meters, there were actually five stages more than one meter high!

At this time, on the small stage, there were already two or three actors in gowns, cheongsams, and masks, and what these people were performing seemed to be a cross talk? !

"Hey, this year's show is very interesting, why are the actors still wearing masks?"

"Yeah, the ostentation is quite big!"

Some tourists were attracted by the somewhat eccentric costumes and performances.Gradually, people began to gather in front of the five small stages.

That's right, this is the final scene of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest".

In order to make the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" more exciting and have higher ratings, Xia Chunqiu led the program group and spent a lot of brain cells thinking about the content of the program.

Always in the studio, either recording or live broadcasting, there is really nothing new.It was also a coincidence that Xia Chunqiu just saw the news that the Summer Changdian Temple Fair was about to be held, and immediately made a decision to set the final of the "Crosstalk Rookie Competition" here.

Her idea is to let the five groups of finalist comedians, in the most traditional way-put the pot on the ground, compete in public, and finally see whose program attracts the most tourists, and whoever is the winner will be the winner!

Of course, this time in the street competition, it is impossible for the cross talk actors to make some white ash painting circles for entertainment.

Now the standard of living is not bad, and the hardware conditions have improved, so let’s set up a stage, complete the sound system, and then let these actors perform on it.In this way, on the one hand, it can attract more tourists to watch, and it can also make this summer temple fair more lively.

The time limit set by the program group for these five groups of cross talk actors is 40 minutes. During these 40 minutes, these cross talk actors can play freely.The program team will send multiple sets of cameras to track and shoot, and record the number of viewers of the five groups of comedians.

When the 40 minutes are up, whichever group has the most spectators in front of it will win.

To put it simply, this is to let the people choose whose cross talk is the best, which is both fair and interesting!

Of course, the arrangement of the program this time is completely secret, there is no script, the tourists are real tourists, and there is no prior communication. What we want is the real effect.

And the five groups of actors must wear masks to cover up their true identities, so that all tourists can focus on the show, and really use the show to attract people.

With mental preparation, five groups of actors including Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang began to appear on stage one after another.

Not to mention that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang have been in nightclubs for many years, but the rest of them have many years of experience in stage performances. Even if it is an open-air performance, they don't seem to panic after going on stage. There is a way?.

That is to say, after Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun came on stage, Han Haochun held an octagonal drum and began to sing, and that Qiao Huayan started to somersault following Han Haochun's beating of the drum.The part of the opening willow that the two cooperated with immediately attracted the attention of tourists visiting the temple fair at the beginning, and some tourists gradually gathered in the direction of their stage.

At the same time, the other three groups also began to attract tourists.

Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Lion and Tiger Hall directly sang the lyrics of Taiping; while Yao Sijia, Ding Ling, and Bei Wen, three cheongsam ladies, once again came to Pingtan with their pipa sanxian in their arms; Liu Ning and Liu Jia did not sing, Instead, he yelled loudly.In short, how lively these three groups are.

On the other hand, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were a little deserted.

Speaking of the arrangement of the stage, I don't know in what order, the two were directly arranged to the place near the end of the street, which is the position of the fifth small stage. It is really deserted here.

The two stood on the stage and glanced at each other, and then looked down the stage.

At this time, there was only an aunt leading a little boy in the audience, and the little boy was licking the popsicle while staring blankly at Qin Yuejing.

Qin Yuejing touched the mask on her face, and felt that the little boy might have taken a fancy to her mask, after all, this mask was the Monkey King.

Just when Qin Yuejing was about to say something to attract some tourists, who would have thought that the little boy was dragged aside by his grandma to watch the excitement.

Seeing the only audience leave, Qin Yuejing under the mask frowned.

"Senior brother, this won't work, we don't have anyone here to watch, why don't we sing?"

Under the mask, Jiang Chengyang rolled his eyes: "You have them yelling loudly, listen, their throats are broken."

Immediately, Qin Yuejing pricked up her ears and listened carefully, feeling that someone was really shouting hoarsely.

"Who the hell is this! Don't be afraid to call your lungs perforated!" After hearing this, Qin Yuejing couldn't help scolding with a frown.

Jiang Chengyang was worried before, but he laughed when Qin Yuejing teased him.

"Brother, I don't believe this, I still can't attract the audience!" Qin Yuejing puffed her cheeks, and told Jiang Chengyang the plan in her mind.

After Jiang Chengyang heard this, the corners of his mouth curled up.He knew that his junior was first-class smart.

On the other side, Xia Chunqiu, who was watching the live broadcasts in the TV studio van, suddenly noticed the abnormality of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang from a certain monitor.

She quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and told the cameramen hidden in various parts of the temple fair to point their cameras at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang. She planned to see what these two people were going to do.

What can Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang do?Of course they are going to attract customers!

The two of them walked around from behind the crowd and ran all the way to the first stage. Regardless of the people who were watching the show with great interest, the two plunged into the crowd.

Suddenly, the crowd exploded.

Because at this time there was a man wearing a Monkey King mask and a coat, shouting loudly: "Killer, murderer!", shouting at this man while running away, and there was a man behind him. The same person wearing a mask and a coat was chasing him with a stick.

These two people are none other than Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.

While chasing each other, the two yelled to kill, and knocked the four groups of dense crowd into a big hole.

The big action of the two immediately attracted the attention of the crowd.

This group of tourists also likes to watch the excitement, otherwise they would not gather here, and seeing the beating incident at this time, some tourists really followed the two of them immediately, intending to see what was going on.

All of a sudden, the crowd in front of the four stages began to loosen up.

Speaking of which, there were some tourists who wanted justice at the beginning, but Jiang Chengyang's figure was also very dexterous, so he dodged it directly.

In the end, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang brought the people attracted by them all the way to the end of the street, which was in front of their stage.

When the two arrived at their own stage, they stepped onto the stage in one flash.

The people who came over looked at it, good guy, only then did they realize that these two people are also actors, probably they were acting with them just now.

These people suddenly felt that they had been tricked, and when they were about to turn around and go back to watch the previous performances on the stage, who would have known that Qin Yuejing, who was on the stage, suddenly knelt down to Jiang Chengyang with a 'plop'.

At this time, both of them were wearing earphones, and their voices were extremely loud, so Qin Yuejing immediately began to cry: "I'm guilty, I'm guilty!"

Jiang Chengyang immediately answered the conversation, but the stick in his hand was still held up: "Aren't you guilty, why did you bump into that aunt just now!"

When everyone hears it, aren't the two acting?Is there really a reason to hit someone?

Some tourists who wanted to turn around and leave stopped immediately, intending to see what tricks these two people were playing.

Qin Yuejing knelt on the stage, and said in a crying voice: "I am indeed guilty, you don't even know, just now I saw an old man and aunt going out shopping together, who would have known that in a blink of an eye, that old man would go shopping with another An aunt hugged me! I was also afraid, I was afraid that the aunt was too old to stand the stimulation of the uncle's derailment, so I bumped into it all at once, uncle, I am really sorry!"

"How do you know that the uncle and the aunt are a couple, what if the aunt is the original match?" Jiang Chengyang immediately turned over his burden.

"Oh——! I really didn't expect that!" Qin Yuejing suddenly realized.

"Hahaha!"

This burden is well turned over, but it still has ethical stalks!Laughter suddenly broke out in the crowd.

At this time, a young man was drinking milk tea standing at the end of the crowd. After listening to Jiang Chengyang's bag, the milk tea in his mouth immediately sprayed out. The man's companion quickly took out a tissue to wipe him, but the young man didn't care Milk tea, still laughing haha.

"Stop having fun!" The young man's companion shouted helplessly.

However, the young man felt that the cross talk between the two on the stage was very funny, as if it had hit his point of laughter.

Qin Yuejing saw that the people at the scene laughed, and felt that there was something to be said, so she continued to talk immediately.

"I'm guilty, I'm guilty!"

"You are guilty. Why do you say you trample on other beggars?"

"I don't want to either!" Qin Yuejing stood up at this moment, and wiped her tears with her sleeves, "The key point is that the beggar who was walking well before suddenly lay down on the ground. Fortunately, I stepped on it immediately. He jumped up on the spot, chasing me and hitting me!"

At this time, the people present also gradually understood that the young man wearing the Monkey King mask was playing the role of a kind person, while his companion next to him was playing the role of a man who wanted justice but misunderstood him. people.

People who immediately understood immediately clapped their hands and applauded, the content of this cross talk is really good!

At this time, the cross talk between the two was not over yet, Qin Yuejing suddenly noticed a young man behind the crowd laughing very loudly, and then he continued: "I'm guilty, I shouldn't be talking about cross talk here, you didn't see that The boy is laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath!"

As he spoke, he yelled at the young man: "Hey! Man, stop laughing, laugh again, I won't call 120 for you!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed out loud again, and turned their heads, intending to look at the target of the teasing on the stage.

The young man drinking milk tea was watched by everyone. Although he was a little embarrassed, he still felt that what Qin Yuejing said was interesting, so he couldn't help laughing again.

With this unique 'opening the door' and the burst of laughter from the crowd from time to time, more and more tourists are attracted, and the tourists who come here often stand still after hearing it, and begin to listen carefully to the two people. Come on.

It's really a chain reaction, the bigger the laugh, the more people are drawn to it.Until the end, the tourists gathered in front of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang blocked the streets of the temple fair!

With the passage of time, the 40-minute performance time stipulated in the competition came soon.

After the cross talk, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang took off their masks like the cross talk actors in other groups, and then cupped their fists to salute all the tourists below the stage to thank them.

The tourists in the audience immediately exclaimed when they saw that the actor who said such an interesting cross talk just now was so good-looking.But looking at it, they suddenly realized, why are the two people on the stage so familiar? !

"It's Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang!"

"Aunt and Uncle! I am your niece!"

People in the crowd who recognized the two screamed immediately, and several girls had already stepped onto the stage directly, intending to take a photo with them.And the same thing happened in front of the other four groups.

But fortunately, the program team had already contacted the police station of the Changdian Temple Fair, and the police removed Qin Yuejing and the actors in time before the scene got out of control.

At this time, Xia Chunqiu in the studio laughed.The picture on the monitor has stopped at the last moment of the previous performance.Obviously, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang had the largest audience.

It seems that these two are the champions of this competition.

As for the second largest audience, it was Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun; the third largest audience was not the two from Shihutang, but Liu Ning and Liu Jia, who can play Qin Opera!This is quite unexpected!

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After the recording of this episode ended, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang could finally take a break.

The two of them gained a lot from this contest of painting pots on the ground, and they finally experienced the way old cross talk artists started to make a living? It was really meaningful!

And the most important thing is that through this special final, they should be able to secure the No.1 crown. Even if there is something wrong in the middle, it is impossible to win the championship of the two of them blatantly. .They saw it. When they were performing, many people were recording it. It would be difficult to get tricky!

Difficulty is difficult, but? If you don't get tricky, there will always be other tricks!

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At this time, a certain office of Imperial TV Station.

"What did you say?" Xia Chunqiu felt that her ears might be a little out of order, and she didn't seem to hear clearly, "You said there will be an overtime game?"

"Now that our show is so popular, wouldn't it be nice to have an overtime game to increase the ratings?"

The person who said this was the director of a certain department of Imperial TV Station, and he was in charge of this "Cross Talk Rookie Contest".

"The competition is over, and the champion is also the No.1 chosen by the masses. Isn't that okay?"

The director hurriedly said: "Okay, of course, but? Well, then Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang still have some improper backgrounds, and you know what happened to them before, so I think it's better to have an overtime match to let Let the three professional judges judge whether it is Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang, or Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun from Jiqingtang. By doing this, our TV station will have an explanation to the audience and the cross talk industry. At least these people will not Say that our TV station is unfair, say that those tourists are invited by us, right? It depends on the three judges!"

At this time, Xia Chunqiu has also convinced them as the director. The audience's choice is obvious to all in the public performance outside. What's so unfair about this!

"Anyway, just listen to me, whether it's for ratings or professionalism, make an overtime game! That's fine, I have to go to a meeting here, Xiao Xia, you can arrange it yourself." After finishing speaking, the director left out of the office.

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At this time, in Jiqing Hall, Qiao Huayan was sitting on the sofa in the lounge, playing a game bored, but the game he played was a bit too miserable, and he was beaten to death in minutes. In the end, he He threw the phone directly on the coffee table in front of him.

"Okay, don't think about it anymore, who knows why those two people rushed out suddenly, and they took away a large number of tourists unexpectedly." Han Haochun, who was sitting by the side, looked at Qiao Huayan who was unhappy, and comforted him.

"Rogue! Scoundrel!"

Now Qiao Huayan would get very angry whenever he thought of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's tricks.

At this moment, his phone rang, and it was none other than Xia Chunqiu and director Xia from the program group.

Han Haochun watched Qiao Huayan answer the phone. Slowly, he found that Qiao Huayan was listless at the beginning of answering the phone, but after answering the phone, his face was no longer dark, and his eyes lit up. Feiyang, as if his whole body was rejuvenated again, his mouth was almost grinning to the ears!

"What's the matter? What did you say on the phone that made you happy like this?" Han Haochun was very curious, this phone has great magic power!

"Hahahaha!"

Qiao Huayan didn't answer immediately, but laughed out loud. After laughing, he immediately told Han Haochun what was on the phone, "I didn't expect that there would be an overtime match in "Crosstalk Rookie Competition"!"

"Overtime?"

"That's right, let's have another fight with Qin Yuejing and the others!"

Hearing this, Han Haochun frowned: "Why is there an extra time for this good thing? They are already No. 1, and there are so many people gathered around their stage, everyone has seen it. Come on at this time What extra time!"

Speaking of this, Han Haochun couldn't help but look at the proud Qiao Huayan in front of him, and asked tentatively: "It couldn't be that you went to plead with Master, how could you do such a thing!"

"What, it's not me!" Qiao Huayan immediately retorted upon hearing this, "I don't even bother to do such a thing!"

Immediately, he thought about overtime again, and said to his partner: "Overtime is our last chance, we must beat the two of them, let me tell you, you can't let me off the hook? Be careful! You!" Qiao Huayan said while fisting at Han Haochun.

Han Haochun perfunctorily said helplessly: "All right, all right, I'll listen to you!"

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In other words, when they knew that there was such a thing as overtime, the three judges were also dumbfounded.

Li Jihai felt even more baffled.

He already knew the result of the performance that was done outside that day.He also recognized that folk artists use folk methods to compete and let the people directly judge the quality of the show, which is very fair.

He thinks the program "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" is still very good, and the traditional method of drawing pots on the ground is used for the finals, which shows that the show really respects the traditional folk art of crosstalk!

However, No.1 was clearly decided, how could it be so good? There will be an overtime game?

Li Jihai thought about it, and actually wondered if Qiao Huayan saw that the game was lost, so he let the show play this extra time.Immediately, he immediately tortured Qiao Huayan to extract a confession, but after seeing Qiao Huayan desperately explaining that there was no such thing, he believed that all this was really an arrangement of the program group.

Xi Zhihong of the Lion Tiger Hall didn't take the extra time seriously at all. He only held the attitude of a professional judge. Since there is an overtime game, he can just judge it properly.After all, this overtime match was also a previous competition between Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang, and Qiao Huayan, Han Haochun, and it had nothing to do with them.

His two apprentices lost terribly in the contest of drawing pot outside.He couldn't help but reflect inwardly, the stable life in the teahouse these years has made his apprentice no longer feel a sense of crisis, it seems that after this he has to teach his apprentice well!

Although Professor Che was also confused by this episode, it was arranged by the program group after all. He joined this program to be a judge, and he felt that it was nothing to do more than one show.It's just that he sometimes murmurs in his heart, why does it have to be an overtime game!

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At the same time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were at home also received the notice of overtime.

"I'll go, is this Qiao Huayan's trick? Can he afford to lose?" Qin Yuejing said with some resentment.He had already thought about his acceptance speech, but he didn't expect that there would be an overtime game!His first reaction was that it was Qiao Huayan's fault, why would such a person who can't afford to lose participate in a competition!

"I don't think so? It's him." Jiang Chengyang thought for a while, "It's impossible for him to ask the program team to do an overtime match, let alone ask Li Jihai, otherwise, if it spreads, the reputation of Ji Qingtang and Li Jihai will be worse." No more!"

Qin Yuejing felt that what his senior brother said made sense, but he was still a little angry, and then he collapsed on the sofa and sighed: "Hey, just give me a champion as soon as possible, I'm already thinking about my acceptance speech , why is it so troublesome!"

Jiang Chengyang let out a 'puchi' laugh: "No wonder I saw you talking to yourself on the balcony this morning. It turned out to be preparing for your acceptance speech. Are you planning to say that your family was poor when you were young?" Thinking of watching variety shows in the past The champion's acceptance speech was almost all about his miserable life experience, and he laughed again.

"How do you know!" Qin Yuejing pretended to be shocked, "I'm going to tell you about your cuckold, and try for sympathy!" After speaking, he laughed out loud.

"Screw you!"

Jiang Chengyang got angry, he picked up the cushion and hit Qin Yuejing directly, this junior brother is too skinny, he needs to teach him a lesson.

Qin Yuejing wanted to escape, but was pulled back by Jiang Chengyang, pressed on the sofa and beaten.

At last,

"Brother, I was wrong, I treat you to something delicious!" Qin Yuejing lay on the sofa, being pressed down by Jiang Chengyang's knee, begging for mercy.

"What to eat?" Jiang Chengyang was amused, his junior knew how to eat.

"I invite you to go to the newly opened barbecue bar across the street. It is said that the owner of the barbecue is from the Northeast. The taste is definitely the taste of his hometown. Let's drink some beer. Oh, it must be a fairy day, brother, I am wrong Already!"

"All right, I'll spare you!" Jiang Chengyang smiled, and took off the knee that was pressing on Qin Yuejing's back.

Qin Yuejing felt her back loosen, she turned over quickly, and when Jiang Chengyang wasn't paying attention, she suddenly pressed her hands on his head and rubbed it, and then quickly fled back to the house.

"Wow haha!"

Jiang Chengyang, who was wearing a chicken nest head, narrowed his eyes when he saw Qin Yuejing's fleeing back, and hurriedly chased after him.

After a while, the room sounded like a pig-killing howl.

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