Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

Qin Yuejing on the stage was the first to speak, and his expression at this time was ruffian: "I... tell you, I? The legs were still shaking, and the whole person interpreted the teacher's favorite criticism of the students, "Stand up or not", which is a vivid interpretation.

"Oh." Jiang Chengyang nodded, and then asked, "Isn't your school's ranking very high?"

"Fuck you!" Qin Yuejing was so angry that she didn't shake her legs, and punched Jiang Chengyang on the shoulder.

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.Only if there is a bad school can such a person be the monitor of the class!There are no dirty words in this curse!

"One day, you suddenly? Transferred here."

Qin Yuejing patted Jiang Chengyang's shoulder sideways.Because of the limited time for this show, he didn't prepare too many preliminaries, and started the real work directly.

Following his introduction, all the audience also understood that this is the reason why the school uniforms of the two are different, and this Jiang Chengyang is still a transfer student!

"Oh, there's me in here? What!"

"Of course, the first day you came here, good guy, you caused a sensation. We, all the little girls in our school, were fascinated. They couldn't even open their eyes..." Qin Yuejing said He even covered his swollen face, imitating a look of embarrassment.

"It doesn't work either." Jiang Chengyang smiled triumphantly, raised his hand and pulled his own hair, looking chic, but who would have thought that Qin Yuejing's next words would make him very angry.

"What a big birthmark! It's from the arm to the chest. It was still summer, and people wore less clothes..." Qin Yuejing looked surprised, and even touched her arm with gestures.

"Wait a minute, what birthmark! It's not because of me? I'm handsome, it's because of the birthmark, right?" Jiang Chengyang frowned and stopped Qin Yuejing.

Audience: "Hahaha!"

Qin Yuejing also ignored Jiang Chengyang, and continued: "Then, the teacher also noticed it and criticized you directly. Hearing this, I'm so angry! As the class monitor, I will go forward immediately I have spoken to the teacher righteously!"

"What did you say?"

"It's all about defending you!" Qin Yuejing patted Jiang Chengyang's shoulder, "I? Said teacher, Jiang Chengyang? It's a birthmark on classmate Jiang Chengyang. Don't be angry, and don't discriminate. It's a natural thing. No way?!' Good guy, I? After saying this, the teacher is so pissed off by me!"

"What's the matter?" Jiang Chengyang was curious.

"The teacher took a deep breath, and immediately yelled at me: Is there any birthmark in your family with words!"

"Okay! Cooperate with me? This is a tattoo!" Jiang Chengyang shouted in shock?

In the next second, Qin Yuejing turned around and yelled at him: "You don't know if you have tattoos yourself? Ah!"

Jiang Chengyang was taken aback by the sudden roar, and then he shouted angrily: "Why are you rushing at me!"

"Who is not interested in you, just because of your broken tattoo? I was scolded by the teacher!"

"Who made it difficult for you to distinguish the birthmark from the tattoo!"

The two are on the stage? They quarreled, but this action made all the audience laugh.

"Forget it, why am I arguing with you? If I have the time, I'm going to play football!" Qin Yuejing continued the cross talk.

"You can play football!" Jiang Chengyang said in surprise.

"Of course, I'm good at studies, and sports are just as good, especially football!" Qin Yuejing proudly raised her right foot and said.

"Oh!" Jiang Chengyang nodded, and immediately teased, "It's a pity that Huaguo Football didn't ask you to be a team member!"

"Hey, if you were looking for me? I would have already won the World Cup!" Qin Yuejing also said with regret.

Hearing that the two actually made fun of Huaguo football, the scene immediately burst into laughter, and some people booed and applauded. It seemed that they were fans who had been tortured by Huaguo football for many years.

……

"That day was our class's physical education class. It was football class. The teacher was the goalkeeper and asked us to shoot the ball one by one." Qin Yuejing imitated playing football.

"Then what?"

"Then our teacher stood in front of the goal and yelled at us," Qin Yuejing shouted at this time with her hands on her hips, imitating the physical education teacher's appearance, "Are you rushing at me? Shoot over, shoot over!"

But in the middle of speaking, Jiang Chengyang immediately stopped him by covering his mouth.

"All right, all right, let's just skip this part! This is a live broadcast, what did I tell you before! Good guy, if you perform for a while, it should be a performance accident!" Jiang Chengyang grabbed Qin Yue with one hand Jing's arm covered his mouth with one hand, and said a little angrily.

"Hahaha!" Laughter broke out again at the scene.The three judges in the audience couldn't help laughing. They knew that this was done on purpose by the two of them.

Next? Jiang Chengyang let go of Qin Yuejing.Qin Yuejing tidied up her school uniform, and continued: "Isn't it just playing football, then I? Just kick it, I put all my energy into it, and with the kick of 'duang', I kicked the football over! Good guy! It's broken!" At the end, he pretended to be shocked and tugged at Jiang Chengyang beside him.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Chengyang asked curiously.

"The football I played directly bored the physical education teacher's head!" Qin Yuejing looked anxious, and gestured with both hands, "This scared me, I ran over immediately, hugged The physical education teacher's head was crying, guess what, my feet are too strong, the teacher's face has changed color from being bored by the ball!"

"What, it's all changed?!" Jiang Chengyang's eyes widened, as if he was also frightened by Qin Yuejing's words.

At this time, the anxious appearance of the two attracted the attention of all the audience.

Suddenly, Qin Yuejing's expression changed from anxious to frightened again: "Yeah, it's all changed color, one piece is black and the other is white! Oh my god! It's amazing!"

When Jiang Chengyang heard the result, he cursed instantly: "You're hugging the wrong one, it's a football! Can't you tell the difference between a human head and a football! Me? I think you're making football boring!"

"Hahaha!"

In an instant, the audience erupted with the most violent laughter since the show.There were also a large number of messages in the live broadcast room.

【Ha ha ha ha!Killing me!This baggage is too loud! 】

[My mother, human heads and footballs, what do you think! 】

[Auntie is doing great!I? I'm going to play football too! 】

……

At the end of the cross talk between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, suddenly, the music of radio gymnastics started.

The music seemed to be a signal. When Qin Yuejing heard it, she immediately threw her schoolbag aside, and started radio gymnastics with Jiang Chengyang.

"...stretch, one two three four, two two three four..."

This sudden move made the three judges and the audience laugh out loud.

Not to mention, the two handsome guys doing radio gymnastics are quite eye-catching, but their movements are a bit too exaggerated.

The two of them were either twisting their buttocks or dancing ballet. In the middle, there was even a horse-riding dance. Anyway, it was so funny, as if they had just escaped from a mental illness.

When the music stopped, the performance of the two ended.

At this moment, Li Jihai wiped away his tears from laughing, looked at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang standing on the stage with a smile, and asked: "Your cross talk is very interesting, who thought of it?" of?"

At this moment, Qin Yuejing raised her hand like a student, which drew chuckles from the audience.

"It's me. I wrote this joke. The original intention of the creation was mainly to miss my high school life. Of course, my senior brother also gave me a lot of guidance." He said. He glanced at it with a smile? Jiang Chengyang beside him.Jiang Chengyang also returned a smile.

The two stared at each other, which once again attracted screams from the scene.

Li Jihai looked at the two with a smile, satisfied in his heart, the relationship between the two brothers and sisters was good, and the program they brought today was also good.Only when there are cross talks that discuss and learn from each other, will it be more suitable for the audience's taste.

At this time, Xi Zhihong on the side frowned and spoke. Although he?was amused by the show of the two just now, he?still?felt that there was a big problem with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's cross talk: " The core of cross talk is to hide the burden, and then slowly untie it, so that the burden will be unexpected and more interesting. But now you are all wearing school uniforms, which is quite So I directly shook out the burden, which is a big taboo in our cross talk business!"

After listening to some audiences who understand cross talk, they couldn't help nodding. Xi Zhihong is worthy of being a master of cross talk. What is it called!

But there were different voices at the scene.

"I? I think it's very good, and it's also very funny. It's just for fun. Why are you so strict!"

"Yeah, as long as the audience is happy!"

……

For a while, there was a lot of discussion in the audience.

Seeing the situation at the scene, Professor Che directly affirmed the cross talk between the two: "I? I think the program of the two is very good, and now it is not necessary to wear a coat when talking about cross talk. Wear a school uniform and talk a paragraph It’s not uncommon to have cross talks about student days!”

Professor Che is also a teacher who has been engaged in education for many years. He really likes to watch these young and energetic students. The show of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang really touched his heart. He really likes it.

"I also think what Professor Che said makes sense. Now it's a new era, and cross talk should be closer to life." Li Jihai also agreed at this time and stood up.

Seeing that Li Jihai and Professor Che actually like this kind of cross talk, Xi Zhihong, who is a bit straight-minded, was a little anxious for a while. Although the cross talk? needs to integrate new things, how can the score be changed!If you blindly integrate new things and abandon cross talk skills, is this still called cross talk!

Just when he wanted to elaborate further on his point of view, the host Fang Fang hurriedly smoothed things over and asked the three judges if they could let a group of comedians come on stage.

This inquiry immediately made Xi Zhihong swallow the words that had come to his lips, and he immediately realized that he was still in the live broadcast, and then he nodded to the host Fangfang.

Afterwards, the host Fangfang asked Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to step off the stage to rest first, and gave the stage to the group of crosstalk actors who had a PK with them.

The two comedians who competed with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were young actors in a small theater in the imperial capital.

As if they had discussed it with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, the two of them were not wearing traditional gowns, but the short-slinging knight-errants.However, even if they have done enough innovation, their programs still fall behind.

During their performance, there were only a few sporadic laughter, which was completely different from Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's show just now, which was really embarrassing.

Seeing this situation at the scene, the two comedians became more and more uncomfortable.Perhaps because of the lack of mental capacity, while talking, the funny actor among the two suddenly became bald. Immediately, there were boos at the scene.

However, these two also had some stage experience, so they quickly adjusted their mentality and gritted their teeth to finish the show.

At this time, Professor Che looked at the two comedians standing on the stage, still smiling, and said: "Why are you two so nervous, I saw your performance in the preliminary competition was still okay. "

The two comedians hesitated and didn't know what to say, they could only force themselves to grin.

How can Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong, who have been in the arts for many years, fail to see that they have obviously surrendered in their hearts.

As a cross talk artist, no matter when, a strong heart is essential. Even if no one listens to or watches your cross talk, you should not deny yourself first.

Actively find your own faults, so that your performance can continue to improve.

"The number one scholar, heroic courage, and a face with thick walls", this is the highest level of a cross talk actor!Professor Che may also see that the two of them really don't know what to say, and he didn't deliberately make things difficult, and directly let the host start to announce the pk.

At this moment, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came back to the stage?The two of them just saw the performance of their opponents. How should I put it, the content is okay, just? But some baggage is a bit old-fashioned.

Their master Zhang Laizi once told them that for cross talk, the first thing to do is to make people laugh, otherwise no matter how good your singing is, no one will listen to it. Listen to songs, listen to books, why do you listen to cross talk!

Seeing that both groups of actors were standing on the stage?, the three judges began to vote.

Li Jihai and Professor Che voted for Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang without hesitation.After hesitating for a second, Xi Zhihong also voted for the two.Although they felt that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's cross talk had a big problem, but in comparison, another group of cross talk actors had even more problems!

After the voting ended, the electronic numbers on the big screen on the stage began to change.

When the two sets of numbers stopped on the screen, there was an uproar at the scene instantly, not because Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang won without any suspense, but because of the number of votes they had!

"This should be the highest number of votes in the audience so far!" The host Fang Fang couldn't help but exclaimed.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang looked at the numbers on the big screen with shock.

Including the 3000 votes from the three judges, a total of 20 votes!

2000 million votes!

What does this mean? It means that just now, 2000 million viewers voted for them? !

For a moment, the two people, who were frightened by their vote counts, unexpectedly had an unconfident thought: This, this couldn't be done by Du Shaoyuan and his gang!

Compared to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's high vote count of 2000 million, their opponents only had a poor 30 votes.

Afterwards, these two people quietly left the stage, leaving Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang standing on the stage enjoying the attention of the audience.

"Okay, congratulations to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang for winning the PK match!" The host Fangfang congratulated the two, "Then, please go down first? Take a break?!"

"Thank you to the three judges, thank you to the host, thank you to all the audience who supported us, thank you everyone!"

Immediately, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang bowed and thanked the three judges and the audience, and then stepped off the stage.

After the two returned to the waiting area all the way, as soon as they entered the door, a wave of enthusiastic applause broke out in the room, and almost all the actors in the waiting area were cheering for them.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang thanked everyone with a smile, and then sat back in their seats.Later, they found out that the two comedians who had a PK with them just now hadn't returned to the waiting area, so they probably left directly.

Qiao Huayan, who was sitting on the side, looked at the two people who came back, and felt a little worried. Suddenly, I don't know? Can he also get such a high number of votes...

Just at this time, there was a sound of 'Come on! ' passed into his ears.Qiao Huayan immediately turned to look around.At this moment, their partner Han Haochun was looking at them with a smile on his face.

Looking at the crooked eyebrows of the people around him, Qiao Huayan smiled: "Of course, let them see!"

The next PK match will still be exciting and intense.

Not to mention the cross talk shows of other people, but the original cross talk "Jian Bao" brought by Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun is extraordinary.The cross talk, which lasted just over ten minutes, was full of laughter under the wonderful performance of the two, which made the audience laugh continuously.

Li Jihai, who was on the judging panel, also had a satisfied expression when he saw the show of the two.He? He thinks that Qiao Huayan should tap and tap from time to time. No, after a little tapping, this person will know? Work hard, this time the original cross talk is very good.

Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun's cross talk was really good, and the number of votes they got in the end satisfied them both.The main reason was that Qiao Huayan was satisfied. After all, the number of votes was 2010 million, which was higher than that of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.With the highest number of votes so far, they can easily PK down their opponents.

Next came Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Lion Tiger Hall. The cross talk they performed was the joke that Yu Zhiming said before, but they made some changes. It was also very interesting to put new wine in old bottles. In the end, they got nearly 1800 million votes. Won the PK match.

At this moment, Qin Yuejing, who was sitting in the waiting area and watching the live broadcast, said to Jiang Chengyang in a low voice: "I think Qiao Huayan's cross talk is not as interesting as our cross talk? In comparison, it's still me ? Our comic dialogue is awesome!"

Hearing this, Jiang Chengyang laughed and nodded: "Yes, you are the best."

Qin Yuejing raised her eyebrows and glanced at Jiang Chengyang: "Brother, there is something in your words!"

"How could it be, me? I really think you're awesome!" Jiang Chengyang jokingly bumped Qin Yuejing with his shoulder as he spoke.

Qin Yuejing: "..."

The two of them just talked quietly like no one else.And this scene happened to be broadcast live, causing all the fans who watched the live broadcast to frantically leave comments in the comment area.

【What did they two say? I really want to know the content! 】

[I?Know?, I?Know?, I?Can read lips.Aunt is saying: Uncle, do you love me?Uncle said: I? Love you very much! 】

[Upstairs? Chicken coop warning. 】

【Ha ha!Good translation! 】

……

With the completion of wonderful programs one after another, this PK competition is also drawing to a close.

At this time, the 10 groups of comedians who won the PK competition stood on the stage together.

"Okay, now the exciting moment has arrived, now let's take a look at the ranking of the votes on the big screen." The host Fang Fang excitedly shouted to the audience and the camera, "The national team that can finally enter the semi-finals The top eight, they? They are..."

On the stage? All the actors couldn't help but look back at the big screen behind them.

At this time, the big screen has already displayed the vote results of 10 groups of comedians.

The first place, Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun, got 20 votes; the second place, Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang, got 107 votes; the third place, Shihutang Jiang Xinping, Liu Xinying, 230 votes... The sixth place, Yao Sijia, Ding Ling, Bei Wen, 20 votes...

Seeing that she and Jiang Chengyang were in second place, Qin Yuejing was not depressed at all, but was full of fighting spirit. There would be semi-finals and finals waiting for them. They believed that they would win the championship in the end. of!

When the two groups of cross talk actors ranked ninth and tenth saw their rankings, they immediately burst into tears, while the group of cross talk actors ranked eighth patted themselves. chest, heaved a sigh of relief.

The cruelty of the PK match is undoubtedly revealed at this time!

Finally, this eye-catching "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" Pk match ended here.

In this competition, although Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang only won the second place, they definitely showed their faces in front of the whole country.

Immediately, the appearance of the two in school uniforms was widely publicized on the Internet, and the "football burden" in the campus cross talk between the two of them will definitely become a classic burden. No one who has heard it will laugh!

Because of this, fans who like the two are increasing day by day.

Afterwards, the Weibo account of the two was picked up by someone, and the fans seemed to have finally found a base, and rushed over immediately. In an instant, the number of fans on the Weibo of the two directly increased from hundreds of thousands to 300. How much.

And with the further fermentation of the PK competition, the number of fans directly exceeded 500 million in a few days!

These two have not yet won the "Cross Talk Rookie Contest", yet they can attract so many fans, which makes some people who have been following them jealous.

Seeing the soaring number of fans, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also very happy in private.

The wonderful performance of the two in the PK game was immediately noticed by some brokerage companies.When some of these brokerage companies learned that the two did not have a broker, they threw out olive branches one after another.

However, Jiang Chengyang politely refused, saying that they just want to participate in the competition well, and everything will be discussed after the competition is over.

"If we can go to the end of the "Cross Talk Rookie Contest" and sign the agency at that time, the agency will definitely promise much more than it does now!" Jiang Chengyang, tell Qin Yuejing about his experience.

"Oh!" Qin Yuejing nodded, looking at Jiang Chengyang with bright eyes, he? Senior brother knows a lot!

Seeing the small eyes that Qin Yuejing adored, Jiang Chengyang smiled: "Brother, am I awesome?"

Qin Yuejing: "..." He? Why does he always feel that there is something wrong with these words!

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy new year, good health and good luck in everything! =3=

感谢在2020-01-2320:58:47~2020-01-2501:36:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of semi-horrible bamboo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!